MODERATORS

willyw0nka · 5 months

I've seen this guy in real life and actually met him. We used to call him beaver tail. He lives in Santa Monica, CA. Also that thing reaks like dead rat shit burrito

I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE · 5 months

When he feels threatened he slaps it against the water.

christballs · 5 months

it looks like clumps of shit

jakeElake · 5 months

[deleted]

sizzletron · 5 months

It's turned straight into hash.

drunk_otter · 5 months

He puts the "dread" into dread-lock.

bornagainredditor · 5 months

Imagine this. Shoving your face in that mess and drawing in a large breath of air through the nose, allowing your senses to take in all the odorous beauty within.

madumimike · 5 months

Looks like his scalp took a big ass diarrhea all over his back.

Allthebigtrees · 5 months

This guy lives in Santa Monica! He's homeless but hangs in front of one 7-11 everyday all day. When I was little I used to run up and talk to him.

copperpony · 5 months

I am no doctor but I think that at this point it is time to amputate his head.

shahadien · 5 months

It's a bed-dread. Rhastafari devouts grow them as a tribute and sacrament to Jah (god).

The lighter portions are probably from where he bleached a dreadlock long long ago.

Despite how matted and tangled it is, they are usually kept reasonably clean and perfumed.

EDIT: All of this would be true of this pic if the guy were actually rhasta instead of just filthy. That being the case, this is NOT a bed-dread, but rather (as another poster pointed out) a polish plait.

IamtheBiscuit · 5 months

Be the beaver, grow the tail, the ladies will follow

Needswhippedcream · 5 months

San Francisco?

ruminating · 5 months

Was about to post that this guy was from Houston when I realized that a bunch of other cities were claiming him as well. I guess giant filthy beaver tail is more common than I though, but what if it was actually the same guy and he just travels the world with his filthy dreadlock?!

wifekiller · 5 months

I would love to power wash his hair. Something like this.

JesSiCKuhHH · 5 months

I haven't been on reddit very long, but nearly all the pics in r/wtf are pictures and links that have been floating around for yeeearssss.. :(

mygirlfriendtoldmeto · 5 months

"Grow a beaver tail" they said. "The ladies will love it" they said.

Strikerj94 · 5 months

The scariest story ever told

QUITE RELATED

mechy84 · 5 months

Repost. Polish Plait

[deleted] · 5 months

Believe or not it is called a Polish Plait and even royalty used to have them http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

Billy_Bob_BoJangles · 5 months

I just want to cut off slices of it and make sandwiches with it...

Gouhadouken · 5 months

how the fock does he put his shirt on

YouMad · 5 months

I'd offer the guy 1,000 dollars and shave his hair on TV.

bxna · 5 months

I heard of dread locks but shit locks?! Damn Reggie... 5 points to whoever knows the movie

tmrivas · 5 months

It reminds me of the bottom of the army foot from the other day.

kellyjane3 · 5 months

Did you take this in front of a 7-11 on Wilshire in Santa Monica? My husband and I lived out there for awhile. We called him dreadlock cardboard.

Garizondyly · 5 months

Forgot to "repeat". Lather, rinse, repeat.

WTF_Review · 5 months

Time for a review of this WTF post

What is the WTF?

The WTF aspect in this image is from the mans horrible, disgusting, unhygienic matted hair.

What's the real story?

Willyw0nka says that this is a man who lives in Santa Monica CA. I'm not sure the mans motivation, but I have heard of people doing this in the name of style.

Is it WTF worthy?

Yes. That someone could let their hair reach this point, or even ATTEMPT to make their hair reach this point, gets some WTF for sure.

Final Verdict

WTF rating: 7.5/10

This is pretty damn gross and meets my standards for WTF. I can see how some people might not appreciate this though, because as I said, this is a semi-common trend (Though usually not to this extent).

What do you think the rating should be?

MuhMuh · 5 months

it took me a few guesses here.

First, I thought it was a statue that someone had made, in which someone used a door mat to make look like a weird cow vagina on the back of a person statue.

Then, I thought someone had on a jacket and had laid in a cow pie, injuring the top of their head when they fell.

Finally, I realized it was just a disgusting dreadlock. I was saddened by the conclusion, as it was fucking awful. I wish it had just been a statue.

h8bit · 5 months

Mental illness is no laughing matter.

CaseyTheGiant · 5 months

How do you get a Snickers in your hair? It's not that hard people.

CartyAV · 5 months

had to downvote because of the title

cylinderhead · 5 months

before anyone with dreads claims theirs don't smell... it's just that no-one's told them yet.

yadunkno · 5 months

that's fucking disgusting.

Butterspud · 5 months

I'm all for individuality but goddamn, that's gross.

is_a_cat · 5 months

Sydney?

nigorc · 5 months

sick dingle berries

Algebraic · 5 months

i want to put this guy in a Bacta tank.

trampus1 · 5 months

I'd like to see the crunchy part cracked open.

wellhushmypuppies · 5 months

ewww.

structuredchaos · 5 months

As a hair stylist, I am horrified!!!

whymyty · 5 months

Well he can use it as a bed to sleep on

sicpric · 5 months

I thought he was wearing a shield on his back at first.

QuiteUnoriginal · 5 months

Somebody, grab me a chainsaw.

KDrichard · 5 months

Cute dread bro.

Wildebeast1 · 5 months

It all started with a piece of old gum

7ravis · 5 months

It took me way too long to realize that was his hair..

tangoshukudai · 5 months

There is a guy in Williamsville NY with the same hair, he is probably dead now since it was like 6 years ago since I last saw him.

Proxysparrow · 5 months

all hail the Omni-dread!

killerdeknix · 5 months

i thought it was normal to wipe my ass with my hair... bummer :(

Spongyrocks · 5 months

I've had dreadlocks. That kind of matting doesn't happen unless you purposefully want it to.

zrobusa · 5 months

fuckin Wilshire and 5th dude

mr_spoons · 5 months

Travel mattress.

herpa_derpa · 5 months

He used to live in Santa Maria, California! We called him Shit Head

randye · 5 months

There's definitely some mold growing on that scalp.

Leanne_N · 5 months

Vomit

Lexipotimus · 5 months

It's been dripping.

Salchicha · 5 months

Looks like cotton candy.

murphykills · 5 months

when your hair starts growing hair, maybe it's time to cut it off.

ejara80 · 5 months

It reminded me of a hobo in my city a few years ago, he was always wandering near an avenue I frequently passed by, so I ran into him several times... there are no words to describe how he smelled...

hivemindharvest · 5 months

i bet that smells delicious.

bestrolledLz · 5 months

I can smell it.

BPenguinfire · 5 months

Its like a hair-cape.

skeetertheman · 5 months

I bet he smells great!

uberced · 5 months

Perm-a-bed

Batrok · 5 months

Somebody get me a pair of scissors, stat!

Batrok · 5 months

How much do you think that thing weighs?

Bluedemonfox · 5 months

So what he never washed or cut his hair his whole life? ....

insidious_sedition · 5 months

sooooooooooo the homeless are evolving to have inbuilt mattresses??

ashthetall · 5 months

hey i know this dude! he hangs on wilshire and like 5th by 7-11!

or at least he did a decade ago

ZombieLenin · 5 months

Someone give that man a haircut.

sarahla · 5 months

Why does he have intestines hanging from his head?

TijuanaTacoMonster · 5 months

Dude, it's called conditioner

use some

in3b · 5 months

I see shit like this on wakiki beach on oahu. It's fucked up shit.

madavid789 · 5 months

It looks like a portable mattress

podpersona · 5 months

That is deeply foul.

ziemkeguy · 5 months

Why isn't there an /r/eww subreddit?

walkinthecow · 5 months

It looks like his scalp is terribly inflamed and irritated. Wonder why??? ಠ_ಠ

PChuu22 · 5 months

Somehow, seeing how red/inflamed his scalp is makes the whole mess that much worse.

CoriJane · 5 months

Fuck this planet and it's people.

ladrelan · 5 months

You know, I tend to think of myself as a pretty weird guy...then I come across something like this...

Bikes-R-Better · 5 months

Snoop Lion

thicks2785 · 5 months

I bet it smells like shit looks like shit stick in there

Vamcakes · 5 months

Dreadlocks gone wronge maybe??

elohizzle · 5 months

thats how this guy smuggles hash

benzensulfonic · 5 months

How the FUCK do you let that happen? I mean Jesus Christ even if you like ran through the park sprinklers like once a month it would fix this...

PuffsPlusArmada · 5 months

Those aren't dreads. Those are just clumps of human neglect.

BuddyCo · 5 months

The first thing that came to mind... a dark moonless night, an ether soaked rag, and a pair of razor sharp pruning shears.

IanR215 · 5 months

Wait what the fuck is it?

Dr_Banjo_MD · 5 months

I shall name him "Matlock"

rectus_dominus · 5 months

I know it looks gross, but it really helps the guy get comfortable when sleeping on pavement.

Being chronically homeless is serious business.

Biszman · 5 months

He grew himself a bed.

elkarcher87 · 5 months

Just run a comb through it. Maybe some olive oil after? that should do the trick.

stoshM · 5 months

i think i've seen this individual in santa monica CA

hmquite · 5 months

Is there shit matted into his dreads?

fatalconfidence · 5 months

This looks exactly like the inside of a burrito I got from Taco Bell the other day. Delicious.

tiditidi · 5 months

reminds me of the "bad hair day" episode of courage the cowardly dog

GoddessMercy · 5 months

It looks like smashed up road kill with dookie in it.

Pelokt · 5 months

is that rot im seeing where the yellow parts are?

mkulo93 · 5 months

is this the guy that walks up and down State Street between Madison and Jackson in Chicago?

Wayfarer21 · 5 months

I've been told everyone has a price. Not sure what my price would be to lick it

I_wanna_be_black · 5 months

Monodred

yousprungme · 5 months

It's so revolting, yet I cannot take my eyes off of it!

JustJizzedInMyPants · 5 months

Should call him Matt.

theraoulduke · 5 months

I can smell it.

julia_ali2000 · 5 months

Ewwww

rizla7 · 5 months

90% dirt, 5% bees wax, 5% hair.

WTF

MODERATORS

you'll need to login or register to do that

create a new account

login