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[–]deadtub 73 points74 points ago

How does he put pants on over his huge balls?

[–]tekka444 12 points13 points ago

For a second I thought you meant he had such big balls because they were swollen from bee stings.

(Bet your balls just shriveled up in fear)

[–]deadtub 1 point2 points ago

i wasn't thinking that way, but unfortunately that makes sense

[–]TierOne 1 point2 points ago

I had a friend who got stung on the balls. I wouldn't know how swollen they got, but he said it hurt more than anything.

[–]MizerokRominus 3 points4 points ago

200% completely relevant link to express those balls!!!

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 29 points30 points ago

Why? Just why would anyone do that?

[–]IBrokeBenjamin 28 points29 points ago

They don't sting some people, they have some special hormone or pheromone, and wasps won't sting people with it. Source: my grandfather was like that, he could just pick up a wasp nest.

[–]Delahorney[S] 27 points28 points ago

How did he gather the emotional strength to do that for the first time? Was he held at gunpoint or something?

[–]IBrokeBenjamin 20 points21 points ago

Not quite sure, he's dead so asking him is out of the question. I've never been stung, but I've never tried so no clue if I'm special or just lucky. As the story goes he picked up a wasp nest one time to show off for a kid, upon being asked how he did it he said "It's because I eat zucchini and tomato juice for breakfast every morning." Sadly the kid tried this and had to be hospitalized.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 1 point2 points ago

And he never trusted anyone again…

[–]donpapillon 27 points28 points ago

He was a kid once.

[–]nbadog 3 points4 points ago

this is not a sufficient answer

[–]gigdaddy 7 points8 points ago

Imma need a citation for this...

[–]NotReallyFromTheUK 5 points6 points ago

A commenter on the video said that these are male wasps, which do not sting.

[–]Liara_cant_act 1 point2 points ago

It's like that philosophical parable where a guy stabs himself in the hand just to prove he is free.

Just to prove he is free.

[–]BravoJohnnyBravo 0 points1 point ago

I prove I'm free by not doing that

[–]Jase534 20 points21 points ago

I never really fancied that plasmid.

[–]PirateMug 2 points3 points ago

Aha! I got that reference. Also, how could you not like the panicked screams of splicers in agonizing pain from dozens of wasps stinging them to death? How?

[–]HarjiFangki 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, with those holes filled with bees in your hand. Give me goosebumps.

[–]mauv 34 points35 points ago

10th grade Bio lab. I walk in and see a jar full of what looked like brown crinkled balls. So of course, I stuck my entire hand in there. Mid-stir, my teacher walked in and asked me why I have my hand in a jar full of dead bees.

[–]igrek312 57 points58 points ago

So.. you saw a jar of brown crinkled balls and thought to yourself: "man I should really go in there and stir that shit"..? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Delahorney[S] 15 points16 points ago

My balls shrivelled reading that. That's a first for reddit.

[–]Yofi 2 points3 points ago

"Why do you have your hand in a jar full of Delahorney's testicles?"

[–]loke574 39 points40 points ago

Unbee-lieveable..... I... I'm sorry

[–]ThoughtShotgun 19 points20 points ago

Thank you for the apology..

[–]iamriot 18 points19 points ago

What wasp that guy thinking?

[–]introvert_arm 8 points9 points ago

I really don't see what all the buzz is about.

[–]woooooh 5 points6 points ago

Hive the worst anxiety, watching this.

[–]brad_harless2010 25 points26 points ago

[–]Shmoops 9 points10 points ago

My sentiment exactly.

[–]dexter109 4 points5 points ago

No No No No

[–]LumberStack 2 points3 points ago

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go...

[–]USMC94 4 points5 points ago

Beelzebub has devil put aside for me

[–]IWantAnE55AMG 2 points3 points ago

I just got the heebly jeeblies. E shiver going down my spine nearly paralyzed me.

[–]ArgonWolf 0 points1 point ago

Somebody go help this man. Surely his body cannot support such balls of steel

[–]kidsareNSFL 2 points3 points ago

Top youtube comment which I have no idea is accurate: "OK LISTEN UP! The reason why he did NOT get stung is because these individuals are MALES. MALE bees and wasps DO NOT sting. They have extra long antennae and 7 abdominal segments while females only have 6. There is your answer."

[–]wombatmacncheese 1 point2 points ago

I am so, SO, NOT comforted by this fact.

[–]krusen3 2 points3 points ago

As soon as I saw the hand come into frame...

[–]Slyfox00 0 points1 point ago

Ahhhhhhhhhhh oh my goodness.

[–]SwampAss13 0 points1 point ago

Shivers... All over me

[–]Rosuko1214 0 points1 point ago

How did he not get stung?!?!

[–]Hoursofbs 0 points1 point ago

Guys i don't think that hand is real.

[–]lebowskisweater 1 point2 points ago

OK, let me go all old farmer on you...

Old timers can walk up to a huge next of wasps, take their hand and rub armpit sweat all over their hand. Rub their palm hard into their pit. Reach up and grab the next. No stings.

[–]Shawn_82 0 points1 point ago

nopenopenopenopenope

[–]canadianwombat 0 points1 point ago

omgWHY

[–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

...I was eating...

[–]gome1122 0 points1 point ago

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[–]clunystationsweet 0 points1 point ago

WITCH!!!!

[–]zoeyloveslife 0 points1 point ago

Sure this seems like a completely acceptable idea....grabbing bees/wasps....whatever those are.

[–]allthatisman37 0 points1 point ago

Clearly he is a queen bee in a redditor's skin.

[–]Tankman131 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to wreck the amazement (not really) http://lmgtfy.com/?q=drone%20fly

[–]ProfessorDazzle 1 point2 points ago

Looking at the fingernails, I'm pretty sure this isn't a real hand.

Edit: Nevermind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDWMLpKmRQw

[–]Cyberpork 0 points1 point ago

You should post this in WTF.... would be in front pg.

[–]Arlavin -3 points-2 points ago

Repost!