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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

So now that I am kind of drunk. Let me fill you in. At this point i don't really care if anyone is reading this but feel that this is truly the only place that I can vent this shit before my head explodes.

I will first start out by saying that I care deeply about my wife, and want nothing but the best for her or anybody in this situation for that matter. Even though I hurt right now, I will keep her shit a secret.... for now.

With that being said, here it is. A year ago my wife cheated on me. Not the fucking behind my back kinda cheating but the " I developed a relationship with a co-worker" cheating. naturally I became very separated and wanted to leave her but seeing that girl on her knees begging me not to leave her, I felt sympathetic. So like a dumb ass I decided that I was not going to become a statistic and try to work out this fucking thing they all call marriage.

so for the last year my wife and I have worked on our relationship and vowed that together we would try to work togeether so that this wouldn;t happern again. Boy was i wrong.

Lastr night she decided to hit me with the "Im not happy, and I don't know why". Basically leaving me in the dust.

If I dismiss the fact that human emotion plays an integral role in the decision making process, the pure logic behind what a marriage is and how you are to work together is completely negated if one out of two is unwilling to co-operate? Right?

Tell me I am not the only one who feels that it is not fair to love someone for 11 years [married for 4] and at the drop of a hat leave without a reason.

I could understand if I was abusive or a heroin addict.

I am a part time stock associate at a very well rounded company [who deals with pets]. I served four years in the USMC, faithfully and went back to school for a degree that I had to give up one because her debt caught up with us. Resulting in me having to get a job and not an education.

If you or someone you have known is in the same situation i feel for ya bra. Never th0ought it would happen to me but hey... maybe I can hook up with one of those r/gonewild girls.

OH and a side note. I don't give a shit about punctuation or spelling. I'm drunk now and don't care. Just some legit feelings from a legit person reaching out to the world, hoping that someone somewhere is listening and knows the pain.

TL;DR- Don't get married , devote your life to something or someone expecting a fairy tale outcome.

[–]shaunwake 1 point2 points ago

...Dude, this doesn't belong in /r/Funny.

Try /r/heartbreak or /r/clop

[–]megapaw 0 points1 point ago

I feel ya man. Been through a very similar situation . Keep it together. Everything is gonna be just fine A word of advise, don't let self destructive behavior take over. Its good to let booze flow for now, but nix that shit soon.

[–]gatsbygirl93 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry. Reddit is here for you. hugs

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you all. Even the person who says this dosnt belong here. I thought it was funny. Serously. I mean it.