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[–]showme_the_karma 38 points39 points ago

Let me be the first to welcome our Centaur overlords.

[–]bartpieters 99 points100 points ago

No Jessica Parker jokes??

[–]MaxPowerzs 37 points38 points ago

Came in to see what the top SJP joke was, only to find it was a joke about no SJP jokes.

So Meta.

[–]6uitarded 6 points7 points ago

It looks like she has a sister.

[–]KaneinEncanto 25 points26 points ago

*half-sister

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Tumnus could be their sibling too...

[–]daftzak 1 point2 points ago

Oh my fucking god this is brilliant.

[–]Zp6827 -5 points-4 points ago

Meanwhile, at Jessica's wedding

[–]authorless -2 points-1 points ago

Reverse Sara Jessica Parker.

[–]lamblunt 14 points15 points ago

At first I though she was just really tall then I realized she was half human half horse.

[–]ma582 5 points6 points ago

I don't know why this would be confusing. It's just a woman with horse legs. I've seen a woman with a horse face

[–]Orval 5 points6 points ago

What, you're against human/centaur relations? GET HIM!

[–]Donnisher 5 points6 points ago

Dat ass

[–]NoRaptors 1 point2 points ago

Dat plot

FTFY

[–]gatsbyfollower 12 points13 points ago

Horsing around in this subreddit is not typically appreciated, but I'll let it slide.

[–]bambu002 7 points8 points ago

That bitch is self-centaured.

[–]gerbil_george 10 points11 points ago

I feel as though there are many neigh-sayers here that would disagree with you about that.

[–]mrpunaway 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, that's the mane thing we do around here.

[–]Lunux 10 points11 points ago

Hold your horses, guys. This pun thread is getting un-stable

[–]DSTFU 6 points7 points ago

Oh, don't act like animals, my voice is turning horse from yelling.

[–]toinfinitiandbeyond 2 points3 points ago

That's quite the Filly you have there!

[–]blackbelt352 0 points1 point ago

These pun threads are really starting to turn into horse shit.

[–]mrpunaway 3 points4 points ago

It would behoove you to join in the fun!

[–]Aiyon 6 points7 points ago

It's marely a pun thread, I don't see why he hates it.

[–]0takuSharkGuy -1 points0 points ago

I filly like it's a lot of fun

[–]mehitcanwait -1 points0 points ago

I feel like this thread is stallion for time til something mare interesting comes along...

[–]kingbiggins 2 points3 points ago

Still with the puns, filly?

[–]Stanjoly2 2 points3 points ago

I hoof no problem with this.

[–]essenceoferlenmeyer 4 points5 points ago

Meanwhile, in Narnia

[–]Bamness 2 points3 points ago

Is it wrong that I was turned on by this?

[–]badirrelevantpuns 1 point2 points ago

Very.

[–]gwiz665 4 points5 points ago

Cordially invited to the Broderick-Parker marriage.

[–]Iamsqueegee 6 points7 points ago

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

[–]cheesefalcon 0 points1 point ago

Sarah?!?

[–]Lancelotjedi 0 points1 point ago

Finally someone has the balls to marry a centaur!!!

[–]c8h10n4o2junkie 1 point2 points ago

Wow. He married a real horse's ass.

[–]Chewmanfoo 1 point2 points ago

I believe that to be Matthew Broderick

[–]timelineman 1 point2 points ago

It is known.

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 0 points1 point ago

That is one hell of a dumper

[–]achilles199 1 point2 points ago

Everybody make way for the Mother of Dragons!

[–]barton100 1 point2 points ago

about if the horse had taken a shit, it would of went all of ther dress.

[–]Casual_Liar 1 point2 points ago

I remember when i married my first centaur.

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

at first I just thought it was a very small man marrying a woman, then I scrolled down...

[–]ROTCnaziBandgeek 1 point2 points ago

I guess he really appreciates long legs.

[–]Masshole3000 0 points1 point ago

someone needs to photoshop the shadow PRONTO.

[–]PMedic15 -1 points0 points ago

Came here for Sarah Jessica Parker jokes... Was dissapoint.

[–]Mycakedayis1111 0 points1 point ago

Even centaurs need love.

[–]damagicsausage 0 points1 point ago

Centaurs can find love too.

[–]Stranger_In_The_Tub 0 points1 point ago

DEM LEGS

[–]TheNewEnnui 0 points1 point ago

centaurs need love too

[–]lurkenstine 0 points1 point ago

Nice gams!

[–]simeyman 0 points1 point ago

I hope it takes a poo

[–]meekmey 1 point2 points ago

if that horse poops it will be all over the back of her dress LOL.. that'd suck

[–]steelfractal 0 points1 point ago

Look at that, Reddit! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

[–]maineac 0 points1 point ago

Dat Ass!

[–]lemonchickentellya 0 points1 point ago

At first glance, it looks like a sentaur bride

[–]ruskmatthew 0 points1 point ago

Soraka?

[–]Hazy_V 0 points1 point ago

Good for him...

[–]some_n00b 0 points1 point ago

[–]meg-atron 1 point2 points ago

The Centaur Bride...Coming Winter 2012

[–]kittenwithscurvy 0 points1 point ago

Why doesn't HE get to ride a horse?

[–]Terrible_Matador 0 points1 point ago

The sound and the furry

[–]Gluttony4 1 point2 points ago

Coming up next, the "I married a centaur" AMA.

[–]greatbluesea 0 points1 point ago

If you look at the shadow, it looks like a chocobo.

[–]RedRover571 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait until that horse shits on her white dress.

[–]R3M_X 0 points1 point ago

YEAAA.. The subreddit you were looking for is r/clopcop..

[–]whoknows78 0 points1 point ago

But who was groom?

[–]GitEmSteveDave 1 point2 points ago

I never saw the Broderick and Jessica-Parker wedding pictures before. Are there more?

[–]funke42 0 points1 point ago

This should include a spoiler alert. I didn't know Arya horse-face married the imp.

[–]glazedrift 0 points1 point ago

Happy ending for r/spaceclop?

[–]RamPaige159 1 point2 points ago

Oh my God Becky. Look at her butt. She looks like one of those rapper's girlfriends

[–]Cinemaphreak 0 points1 point ago

"In upcoming celebrity news, 2 cast members of GAME OF THRONES got hitched, when we return.""

[–]megademonspawn666 0 points1 point ago

I hope that horse takes a shit.

[–]AkiraChi 0 points1 point ago

Neliel from Bleach got married?!

[–]EAVBERBWF 0 points1 point ago

you could post this on /r/WTF and get quite a bit of karma

[–]stickupmyass 0 points1 point ago

A true lady sits side saddle.

[–]CoolStoryBroLol 0 points1 point ago

My kind of lady

[–]mac_daddy1 0 points1 point ago

I heard he was hung like a horse, but this .......this is different.

[–]DoubleDPhD 0 points1 point ago

alternate ending to Katy Perry's music video E.T.

[–]Kmonro01 0 points1 point ago

Must have married Sarah Jessica Parker :P

[–]soilyoilydoily 0 points1 point ago

DOES NOBODY ELSE SEE THE MIDGET IN THIS PICTURE?!?

[–]BeGeeGeeI399 0 points1 point ago

That horse is going to poo on her dress.

[–]rockb8 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does that dress make her ass look big?

[–]IncredibleFalk1 0 points1 point ago

Oh, thank god. I thought she was riding a horse

[–]Blingblingty 0 points1 point ago

i didnt know Sarah Jessica Parker got married again?? or are these old wedding photos?

[–]gethpotato 0 points1 point ago

a Dranei?

[–]xjudgex 0 points1 point ago

Dude married a centaur.

[–]pinkey69 -1 points0 points ago

It's nice to see someone finally married Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]mello51 3 points4 points ago

She makes a lovely bridle

[–]mrpunaway 1 point2 points ago

Okay, rein it in.

[–]TheCarlos 1 point2 points ago

Matthew Broderick with his bride, circa 1997

[–]tjm731 2 points3 points ago

I have a confession to make, i'm not actually a horse. I'm actually a broom.

[–]Bavadikian 1 point2 points ago

and chic-fil-a is mad about gay marriage...

[–]TheFluxIsThis -2 points-1 points ago

This is all /r/clopclop's fault.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Never thought i would see SJP ass.

[–]xenostrife -1 points0 points ago

Another disappointment for me when I think I got a good idea and found at least 8 people said it..

[–]Scuba_Sexteban 0 points1 point ago

Aw, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker make a beautiful couple :*)

[–]Majus -5 points-4 points ago

Oh no, /r/spaceclop is leaking again. (NSFW/L)

[–]AtTheLeftThere -3 points-2 points ago

I came to see if someone made a tired old SJP joke.