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[–]MaestroMeowMix 29 points30 points ago

Every time I see a title like this I think of some 13-year-old's over edited MySpace picture with the caption: "Me bein me!!!! (((((: <3 ;D"

[–]Xoryc 15 points16 points ago

XD i knoe rite

[–]Fyslexic_Duck 3 points4 points ago

XD <3 taht wuz hilaryus :]<3(;

[–]hawksterdh 1 point2 points ago

Lyke dis if u Cri ery time

[–]Caziban 11 points12 points ago

Masturbate to the news?

Damn... That's a new low.

[–]HK_Freak_105[S] 9 points10 points ago

I am sorry that it is a repost, and I am sorry that it may annoy you, but to others it may be new, it was new to me, I thought I would share it in hopes it will make someone laugh. Apparently my job here is done. Peace

[–]IronLung420 4 points5 points ago

Was new to me...

[–]HK_Freak_105[S] 3 points4 points ago

well I am glad to have brought you something new

[–]hawksterdh 1 point2 points ago

I pittled. Edit: peed a little.

[–]Deathmonger96 8 points9 points ago

If he muted the TV, how could his father have known that the reporter was reporting about a bus crash?

[–]za_varyag 9 points10 points ago

Text on the screen maybe?

[–]Exylum 5 points6 points ago

Or photos.

[–]BakulaSelleck92 4 points5 points ago

Unmute

[–]Jrook 2 points3 points ago

A burning bus with "Two dead in deadly bus crash" in the foreground?

[–]Scarmanz 0 points1 point ago

save this to phone fuck this made me laugh to fucking hard the other people at this cafe are just staring at me weird totally worth it.

[–]HyrulXr 3 points4 points ago

I don't care if this is a repost, I don't care what people say, but this post made me laugh.

[–]WinterSon -1 points0 points ago

hahaha

[–]Nazathan 0 points1 point ago

I want to see more /b/ threads read by this man...

[–]ghost_kuda -1 points0 points ago

Lots of WTF's going on in that post

[–]AnExoticLlama 0 points1 point ago

Repost...seriously? By hours, even.