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Anon's masturbation story (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by Xeta8/v/

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[–][deleted] 246 points247 points ago

Too good to be true therefore true.

[–]RedAnarchist 91 points92 points ago

Even if it is fake, it's so much better than the shit people make up here (e.g. "my son dressed up as Batman" or "so I was at Wal-Mart wearing my Dawkins shirt...")

[–]Zanhana/b/ 16 points17 points ago

Or 98% of the shit content written (read: made up) by the fucking "celebrity" accounts here.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I recall for a bit everyone showed up as anonymous, what happened to that?

[–]KingRanter 1 point2 points ago

Idunno, but it's still like that over at /r/classic4chan

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

maybe that's what it was

[–]Zanhana/b/ 1 point2 points ago

It used to be like that here too but the mods pussied out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yay. I'm not crazy. But I am. Yay. Medication.

[–]awesomemanftw/d/ 2 points3 points ago

the mods said post quality went WAY down.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

was that because submitters didn't think they got karma or something gay like that?

[–]awesomemanftw/d/ 0 points1 point ago

probably something along that line.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]BUMBLEORE_BUMS_HARRY 7 points8 points ago

Goddamnit! You're everywhere and pretty much begging for downvotes. Let's equalise you at 0, so it's almost like you don't exist and never should've commented.

[–]xXD347HXx/x/ 17 points18 points ago

What did he say?

[–]Max_Was_Here 32 points33 points ago

I'm guessing it's the "took an arrow to the knee," guy.

[–]eire1228 11 points12 points ago

how bad does it have to be to get banned from \r\4chan?

[–]firstEncounter 17 points18 points ago

/r/4chan's subreddit style replaces [deleted] with the "BANNED" text. He wasn't actually banned.

[–]Greg636/k/ 3 points4 points ago

Yes. If you uncheck "Use subreddit style" it will show up as [deleted].

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[–]Yugios 7 points8 points ago

Subreddit styling bro.

[–]Gramma42ton/trv/ 131 points132 points ago

Because the first thing anyone thinks about when they're home with their parents walking around is to have a fap in the living room

[–]Affar 82 points83 points ago

Once you get spontaneous boner your reasoning goes oblivion

[–]nimahu/fit/ 76 points77 points ago

If you are 12...

[–]ryuzaki49 21 points22 points ago

if you are 22..

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[–]CANADIANxPUNKx/b/ -2 points-1 points ago

if you are a faggot

[–]lydocia 24 points25 points ago

Or you have a TV in your bedroom?

[–]johnjohnjohn777 54 points55 points ago

Still trying to piece together why he fapped to a news reporter when he obviously has the internet at his disposal....

[–]achshar 60 points61 points ago

spontaneous boner

and porn has it's own fun, but the real life stuff is different, but good.

[–]ChildishKambino 98 points99 points ago

Agreed. I find myself masturbating harder to facebook friends or Disney Channel sitcoms than actual pornography.

[–]sopimusician 14 points15 points ago

Disney Channel sitcoms

Guess this is the right subreddit for you then.

[–]ChildishKambino 7 points8 points ago

u fap u lose

[–]CANADIANxPUNKx/b/ 1 point2 points ago

challenge denied

[–]SilverZZ 0 points1 point ago

Where does it say this happened recently and not 10+ years ago?

[–]johnjohnjohn777 1 point2 points ago

"last fall" Wouldn't expect that to be 10 years ago.

[–]easyeight 20 points21 points ago

  • Keep it in your pants.
  • Google them later.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 4 points5 points ago

gotta show him you have fap to other less strange things i guess

[–]leviirish 9 points10 points ago

I thought the tv was mute?

[–]4511 4 points5 points ago

Subtitles/Headlines at the bottom of the screen.

[–]leviirish 0 points1 point ago

oh, ok.

[–]OverratedMusicGenre/v/ 2 points3 points ago

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

[–]CANADIANxPUNKx/b/ 0 points1 point ago

who said anon was blind? its tv not radio

[–]yasisterstwat 6 points7 points ago

Its really xeta8's story

[–]AnTastySammich 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this before, OP even used the same image

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Just golden.

[–]l0ng_time_lurker 0 points1 point ago

I loled . Reddit ist geil.

[–]xendatious -1 points0 points ago

9/10 would read again.

[–]KOWguy -2 points-1 points ago

Seems legit.

Tv was muted.

[–]obliviousheep -1 points0 points ago

Saw this one last night.. oh god the rest of the thread lol

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

He forgot the >mfw

[–]Jabullz -4 points-3 points ago

TL;DR. Seriously?

*Faped Cam [FIXED]

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Scarjaka -1 points0 points ago

Why do you care?

[–]schlebb -3 points-2 points ago

A spontaneous boner because a hot woman is on t.v? how old are you?

[–]liberalwhackjob -4 points-3 points ago

Why do people still post greentext?? Do you faggots get off on it?

[–]TehDoktar/mlp/ 4 points5 points ago

Yes, yes we do.

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