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[–]TBDMurder 25 points26 points ago

And then I said, "Gettin' real tired of your shit, Master Wayne."

[–]PineapplePhalluses 19 points20 points ago

Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine walk into a bar...

[–]LukeNygma 17 points18 points ago

And it was amazing.

[–]AndoKillzor 8 points9 points ago

The world ends because that level of awesome is just too much for it to handle.

[–]horsemage 17 points18 points ago

Alfred just told them Bruce still wets the bed.

[–]sydneygamer 15 points16 points ago

I really want it to be a dick joke.

[–]adamrocks84 7 points8 points ago

I was thinking the same thing. I'm hoping it the Aristocrats or something.

[–]nosprings 12 points13 points ago

"...a ruby da soize af a tangerine."

[–]MostModern 4 points5 points ago

We were in Burma looking for a tangerine the size of a tangerine.

[–]MostModern 12 points13 points ago

As I watched the end of TDKR for like the 20th time at work. At the end, I wondered how it felt to be Joseph Gordon-Levitt standing around with Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine and Gary Oldman.

[–]Jambucha 6 points7 points ago

1 word. Boss.

[–]cescmrl 1 point2 points ago

how did you watch it at work man?

[–]MostModern 3 points4 points ago

There is an obvious answer.

[–]godlessatheist 4 points5 points ago

[–]cescmrl 1 point2 points ago

Haha i guessed and got it from bay if you know what i mean

[–]godlessatheist 1 point2 points ago

[–]greenvelvetcake 6 points7 points ago

"...and I said, rectum? I darn near KILLED 'im!"

[–]Abe-Orshun 2 points3 points ago

Bill said that on mushrooms, we all laughed hysterically

[–]resutidder 3 points4 points ago

"I've contracted AIDS. From an African prostitute."

[–]royalewithnocheese 2 points3 points ago

Where is Gary Oldman?

[–]vadergeek 2 points3 points ago

I disagree. My knowledge of Michael Caine leads me to believe that it could easily have been absolutely filthy.

[–]Jambucha 1 point2 points ago

Truth.

[–]lolbifrons 1 point2 points ago

"Let me find my keys and we'll drive out of here"

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[–]lx370 4 points5 points ago

3 hours late. apparently no karma for second place.