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Dumbledore gets gas (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 51 points52 points ago

I wonder how many galleons he put in the tank.

[–]Insideoutwards 9 points10 points ago

Precisely a whole bunch.

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[–]thedieversion[Head Auror] 6 points7 points ago

Try harder.

[–]Insideoutwards 0 points1 point ago

What? I think you accidentally the context from your post.

[–]arabisraeli 0 points1 point ago

Litres, it's an Australian car

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 3 points4 points ago

A Gold Galleon

[–]arabisraeli 1 point2 points ago

heh, didn't even realise I was in the hp subreddit. I've never even read the books

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 4 points5 points ago

At least you're honest. You should, they're brilliant.

[–]gianna_in_hell_as 13 points14 points ago

Dumbledore would never wear a boring old black gown. Not flamboyant enough.

[–]jennybean42Merlin's Underpants! 10 points11 points ago

Because Weasley maybe our King, but Dumbledore is definitely our Queen :-)

[–]Trevsweb 19 points20 points ago

That's an orthodox priest. There are no wizards Harry.

[–]deidru 2 points3 points ago

At my brother's best friend's wedding... (we were invited bc he lived with us for two years)... they were married by a Greek Orthodox priest. My niece was about five at the time, she screamed out mid service, "when is the wizard going to do magic mommy?"

They don't like this, at all.

[–]oscaron 0 points1 point ago

They are also not so happy when you point out that a bunch of them look like Santa Claus...Experience speaking here.

[–]Silgrenus 2 points3 points ago

He's just a Greek Orthodox priest...

[–]adavroornak 0 points1 point ago

hahahahahahahaha

[–]huebag 1 point2 points ago

'Straya!

[–]RR--It's a pipe bomb, yaaaaay 2 points3 points ago

Even better, 'Vtoriya (Victoria)

[–]baronvoncarson 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say that too.

[–]coz707 1 point2 points ago

Well done good sir, you have succeeded in making me fall off my chair.

[–]crosscountryrunner 1 point2 points ago

He looks like a Latvian Orthdox priest from that one Seinfeld episode.

[–]load_more_comets 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag pump. Expecto petroleum pumps out diesel.

[–]Madonkadonk 0 points1 point ago

He has a vanity plate that says "My other car is a phoenix"

[–]iammadeofawesome 0 points1 point ago

that's awesome.

[–]bettysurfchick 1 point2 points ago

Read the title as "Dumbledore gets ass".

WTF Brain.

[–]freshasapoppy 0 points1 point ago

Sorry for my pedantry but petroleum is crude oil. Dumbledore is a wise man and wise men don't put crude oil in their cars.

[–]scromer21 0 points1 point ago

expensive petroleum

[–]darklooshkinFor Science and cookies 0 points1 point ago

"Damnit Albus, I said Diesel!"

[–]Gornandoe 0 points1 point ago

ILOL'DMYASSOFF ~O.O~

[–]oscaron 0 points1 point ago

Well, considering it's a Ford, I thought it would run on magic......because it sure as hell doesn't run without it.

Or faith, in this case.

[–]Yazy117 -2 points-1 points ago

Olive garden black wizard butthole

[–]beachesatnormandy -3 points-2 points ago

This creeped me out. Big time.

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