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[–]NotaMethAddict 67 points68 points ago

[–]online222222 82 points83 points ago

[–]IxKilledxKenny 28 points29 points ago

Every time. Every time this gets me.

[–]MrBoldMan 15 points16 points ago

Mind blowing moment: It seems to get slower the longer you loom at it!

[–]Casty 2 points3 points ago

KS

[–]unorganized14 0 points1 point ago

Ninja in training.

[–]NoleyBear 5 points6 points ago

"WAHHHHH!" Now I have to go watch Young Frankenstein.

[–]NateDogTX 2 points3 points ago

Came in for this, leaving happy.

[–]raydio27 7 points8 points ago

I tried licking a flame a few months back. I'm 21.

[–]BoringUsername1 2 points3 points ago

I would think you would have figured it out by the second candle.

[–]blackytemp 0 points1 point ago

nom nom nom FIRE!

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

I love how when the gif keeps restarting its like the kid hasnt learned the lesson

[–]Bryz_ -1 points0 points ago

Obligatory comment about the mom's face at the end.

[–]LoriATGC 18 points19 points ago

He could just be showing extreme self restraint, a la Cupcake Dog.

[–]pig-newton 18 points19 points ago

I like that one better with the flashbacks

[–]NoleyBear 2 points3 points ago

Ha! Wow. I'm only one hour into my shift, and I already know this is will be my favorite gif by the end of the shift.

If you catch my drift.

EDIT: I had to put a rhyme in there.

[–]wtenosdy 14 points15 points ago

Tree pretty (good to pee on)

[–]Roaroar 11 points12 points ago

Came here looking for "tree pretty" response

[–]suddenly_awkward 8 points9 points ago

Came here hoping to post "tree pretty"...guess I was beaten to it.

[–]itriedtoquitreddit 7 points8 points ago

Came here to upvote anyone who included the words "tree pretty" in their comment.

[–]SuperPowers97 4 points5 points ago

Me too. I knew I couldn't be the only Buffy fan here.

[–]Useless_Wooden_Boy 5 points6 points ago

I also find fire repugnant.

[–]rahaws 11 points12 points ago

But, but, but... Cake! Cake good!

[–]ratuuft 6 points7 points ago

The fuck , this is one of the most random vanity accounts I've ever seen here :D

[–]rahaws 1 point2 points ago

But it works.

[–]rahaws 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, that made my day.

[–]OneRomaines 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's really good.

[–]Dakotaleek 2 points3 points ago

The cake... Is a lie. Thats a cupcake.

[–]Ifriendzonecats 3 points4 points ago

Goddam fire nation attacked my cake.

[–]rahaws 0 points1 point ago

Noooooooo!

[–]Viper_H 4 points5 points ago

Tree pretty!

[–]The_Gentle_Lentil 2 points3 points ago

Came for this and upvoted.

[–]NorthStarTX 5 points6 points ago

Doggy DeVito?

[–]lethalmongoose 3 points4 points ago

[–]cnfish 0 points1 point ago

Damn dog, lookin ruff.

[–]TheNygardian 3 points4 points ago

Saw the title and could only think of this: http://imgur.com/JVzIl

[–]plain_name 2 points3 points ago

You and me both my friend. Wasted many a work hour on that site.

[–]Nalco 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for you!

That is the first thing that came to my mind as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIuR5TNyL8Y

[–]OnlyAMuffin 1 point2 points ago

How does that even relate?

[–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, so many memories

[–]RemyAuvers 3 points4 points ago

tree pretty

[–]fartsman 2 points3 points ago

Looks like The Hound is afraid of fire.

[–]CircleHumper 0 points1 point ago

I came here to post these words, but found them instead. Left happy.

[–]jamieg1973 2 points3 points ago

I miss Phil Hartman.

[–]rompwns 2 points3 points ago

I upvote every single pug post that I see.

[–]LascielCoin 2 points3 points ago

You have a wise dog. Mine burned his whiskers off by sniffing the flame two years in a row. Needless to say we don't put candles on his cake anymore.

[–]drgonzo69 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Danny Devito

[–]ZippyKitty 0 points1 point ago

No he's alergic to eggs

[–]replaysMike 1 point2 points ago

YOU TOLD ME ALL MY FRIENDS WOULD BE HERE!

[–]Rtk23 0 points1 point ago

Metallicops

[–]g1bb0n 0 points1 point ago

Bread GOOD!

[–]okonisfree 0 points1 point ago

"That's some fucked up shit right there!"

[–]redditreddit123123 -1 points0 points ago

Hot water burn baby HOT WATER BURN BABY

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago

[–]dutch010 0 points1 point ago

I stared for like 5 minutes at the dog's face. I have decided to buy a pug soon.

[–]redshirttt 1 point2 points ago

Your title is 75% of the funny ... which is so rare these days.

[–]JerkvanGay 0 points1 point ago

SMEAGOL FEARFUL OF FIRE

[–]ThatGasolineSmell 0 points1 point ago

Sooo… is that a pugcake then?

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

No Napster references? Fuck I'm old.

[–]Purgatory_Dog 0 points1 point ago

earlier this year, our family pug was very old. one day, my mom took her to the vet and euthanized her without telling anyone anything. when we got home, there were here ashes sitting in the living room.

[–]NeatStory 0 points1 point ago

It seems like these dogs always look freaked out. Such goofy pups.

[–]everyonelovescheese 0 points1 point ago

Martial arts gooooood!

[–]Portacath 0 points1 point ago

This got more karma than the original DOG OWNER?

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/xjgi1/happy_birthday/

God dammit, Reddit.

[–]deadthoughts 0 points1 point ago

Different subreddit, broski.

[–]Orshabaal 0 points1 point ago

[–]Orshabaal 0 points1 point ago

[–]bonedead 1 point2 points ago

Napster baaaad!

[–]k4f123 0 points1 point ago

The original FIRE BAD guy. Link

[–]photozz 0 points1 point ago

This might sound weird, but I think I recognise that cookie. Wildflower bakery?

[–]lookie_here 0 points1 point ago

Dog reminds me of danny devito

[–]Superzimbo 0 points1 point ago

I AM THE GOD OF HELL FIRE!!

[–]xTGIF 0 points1 point ago

This is my face when im forced to listen to Justin Bieber.

[–]unorganized14 0 points1 point ago

[–]sliverlizard 0 points1 point ago

Oswald Cobblepug!

[–]Wodashit 0 points1 point ago

[–]m0use44 0 points1 point ago

/r/aww is leaking

[–]RedbrickMongo -1 points0 points ago

ermagerd! CERPCERK!

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts -1 points0 points ago

Sucks that this only got 226 karma when it was posted in r/pics TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO.

[–]Murphyshoeburtgriff 0 points1 point ago

This made my day! Thank you

[–]notsonerdy 1 point2 points ago

drugs not pugs.. no wait

[–]CookedPubes 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Danny Devito.

[–]Untz234 -1 points0 points ago

Cerpcerk

[–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point ago

James blew up for you! /obscure?

[–]Pieholden 1 point2 points ago

So great.

[–]jakemcd184 1 point2 points ago

10/10.

[–]NyQuil012 0 points1 point ago

It's pronounced "Eye-gor."

EDIT: wrong link