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...On second thought, I think I'll walk (imgur.com)

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[–]originalsteveoh 1108 points1109 points ago

As a former insurance assessor I can confirm that your car is totalled.

[–]calicojones 558 points559 points ago

..and I, as a current door handle mechanic, can also confirm: fuck that.

[–]AnotherTakenUsername 362 points363 points ago

Go in the other way and take the bumpy off roads.

[–]calicojones 269 points270 points ago

..you're hired.

[–]HoHoNOPE 242 points243 points ago

As an entomologist, they will find you.

[–]onlythis 237 points238 points ago

As a bee I can confirm this.

[–]calicojones 156 points157 points ago

..what a buzz kill.

[–]Captridiculous 93 points94 points ago

I could have swarm there's a pun here somewhere...

[–]Devilheart 10 points11 points ago

Do we really hive to do this?

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      [–]Magna_Sharta 2 points3 points ago

      Those aren't bees

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        [–]zx109 134 points135 points ago

        and they will kill you

        [–]AscentofDissent 161 points162 points ago

        Yellow Jackets possess a very special set of skills...

        [–]uranus86 103 points104 points ago

        Skills that they've honed over time

        [–]HojMcFoj 91 points92 points ago

        Skills that make them a nightmare for people like you.

        [–]Cetaceanz 101 points102 points ago

        If you abandon the car now, that'll be the end of it.

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          [–]MegamanDevil 37 points38 points ago

          So what, like 115% in unarmed, 100% in melee, 25% speech, 120% lockpicking, 130% stealth, 10% small guns, 0% big guns, 0% energy weapons, 100% trapping, 10% first aid, 10% doctor With S: 3 P: 8 E: 5 C:1 I: 8 A: 10 L: 10

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            [–]deliriux 24 points25 points ago

            Good luck

            [–]FalloutTictacs 2 points3 points ago

            As a current dead person, I can confirm this.

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                  [–]seldomB 133 points134 points ago

                  Can bees swim?

                  [–]rabbit_trousers 203 points204 points ago

                  I hope not, I don't want to be on the same planet as an animal who has mastered air, land, and water.

                  [–]ImaPiratelol 351 points352 points ago

                  ONE MORE ELEMENT AND THEY CAN TAKE ON THE FIRE LORD!

                  [–]rioting_mime 130 points131 points ago

                  they need to go train with the fire ants

                  [–][deleted] ago

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                  [–]Datlorax 112 points113 points ago

                  Everything changed when the fire ants attacked...

                  [–]hurricanekaktos 90 points91 points ago

                  Only the entomologist, master of all four insects, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

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                    [–]MrTuffGuy 28 points29 points ago

                    This right here is why I love the internet.

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                      [–]totallynotsquidward 59 points60 points ago

                      If by mastered, you mean awkwardly traverse at slow speeds, then meet your worst nightmare, motherfucker

                      [–]Aiyon 4 points5 points ago

                      Lets see them traverse Fire then.

                      [–]Sans_Sanity 13 points14 points ago

                      Fire just makes them delicious.

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                        [–]FabesE 18 points19 points ago

                        They're learning...

                        [–]calicojones 13 points14 points ago

                        ..i'm not waiting around for them to master fire.

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                          [–]MayorBee 27 points28 points ago

                          I am a bee and I can confirm those are not bees.

                          [–]TechnicallyCrazy 29 points30 points ago

                          But these are wasps...

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                              [–]ModernAlias 113 points114 points ago

                              What? No.

                              From the Chilton's Repair Manual.

                              1.Disconnect battery cable.

                              2.Raid Hornet Remover Spray from 5 meters. Waste those fucks.

                              3.Poke with special tool (#0957)-3 foot poking stick.

                              4.Are fucks wasted? Waste fuck containing area again.

                              5.Victory joint. Listen to The Ace Of Spades by Motorhead.

                              6.Remove remaining debris with 3M Scouring Pad.

                              7.Polish area. Deliver to customer.

                              8.Installation is the reverse of removal.

                              Labor hours: 1-2-3-4, get your momma on the floor. Charge them shits raw.

                              I'll de-nest that car for money like all damn day.

                              [–]calicojones 13 points14 points ago

                              charge them shits raw

                              i fucking love you, bro.

                              [–]Cornered_Animal 20 points21 points ago

                              1.Disconnect battery cable.

                              First step of everything

                              Weather or not it has fuck-all to do with anything electrical.

                              Also, set your parking brake motherfucker.

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                                [–]airmandan 42 points43 points ago

                                As an IT guy, he should just turn it off and then on again.

                                [–]imdsm 7 points8 points ago

                                Like so?

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                                    [–]RUSSIAN_POTATO 89 points90 points ago

                                    Burn it and never look back.

                                    [–]Scruffy_Gunman 22 points23 points ago

                                    it's only cool if he never does

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                                        [–]POSTS_GIFS 681 points682 points ago

                                        Grabbing a handful of wasps? Not a problem.

                                        [–]KingDennisIV 756 points757 points ago

                                        OH MY GOD, NO.

                                        [–]The_Neanderthal 526 points527 points ago

                                        I CAN FEEL THEM FROM WATCHING THAT

                                        [–]pufan321 315 points316 points ago

                                        The squirming. Oh god that'd be worse than the stings. Their tiny fucking legs squabbling around in your hand while they attempted to flag their wings.

                                        [–]SensibleMadness 292 points293 points ago

                                        I assure you, if they actually started stinging you would forget all about the squirming.

                                        [–]SensiblyReckless 62 points63 points ago

                                        Our usernames are quite similar. I like it.

                                        [–]prelic 8 points9 points ago

                                        Bash brothers!

                                        [–]CleanBill 5 points6 points ago

                                        This is /r/mildlyinteresting worthy.

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                                          [–]arksien 78 points79 points ago

                                          Surprisingly relevant username.

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                                            [–]dentata1 140 points141 points ago

                                            When I was a kid my parents would take me to auctions and estate sales during the summer as they bought a bunch of crap for the house. It was boring. As such, they'd bribe me with fruit rollups.

                                            Once, after eating my fruity bribe, a wasp caught a whiff of the sweet strawberry deliciousness, and LANDED ON MY MOUTH and CRAWLED ALL OVER MY LIPS.

                                            I've never been so still in my life.

                                            [–]jon_ossum 86 points87 points ago

                                            I'm hyperventilating just from the story.

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                                              [–]OMGBLACKPOWER 104 points105 points ago

                                              Goddamn you.

                                              [–]Ryswick 17 points18 points ago

                                              I DIDN'T EVEN CLICK THE LINK AND FUCK YOU MY HAND.

                                              [–]HeyCarpy 61 points62 points ago

                                              When I was a kid I took a swig from a can of Coke I had left out on the patio for 20 minutes or so. As I swirled the lukewarm Coke around in my mouth, preparing to swallow it, I felt a squirming sensation in my mouth. Instinctively, I spat it out on a nearby chair.

                                              4 hornets were swimming around in the Coke I had just spat out.

                                              That was probably 18 years ago, and I remember it vividly. I want to go scrape my tongue right now.

                                              [–]gloomdoom 57 points58 points ago

                                              You pushed it with getting 4 hornets in one swig. I would have bought one hornet. Maybe even 2 after some thought. But having just taken a swig of soda out of a can, I can't imagine the possibility of getting 4 in one gulp and then not knowing until I was swirling it around in my mouth.

                                              [–]I_MAKE_USERNAMES 39 points40 points ago

                                              You're not using your 'internet story' to 'actual story' equivalency chart. If you had, you would have seen a story involving four hornets on the internet is equivalent to one fly in the real story.

                                              [–]zersch 14 points15 points ago

                                              "Well, you see, eighteen years ago Coke cans featured wide-wide-wide mouths..."

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                                                [–]runtheplacered 10 points11 points ago

                                                This is going to sound like bullshit, but as I read your comment I had an iPhone cable laying in my lap and it started to slowly slide off onto the floor. The feeling of it sliding off my leg in conjunction with reading your comment, made me totally think there were a group of wasps on my leg squirming on me and I freaked and knocked it off my leg completely. Jesus Christ, talk about a scumbag brain.

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                                                    [–]Anarchophobia 24 points25 points ago

                                                    I could hear the audio of their buzzing even though this is a gif!

                                                    [–]arksien 54 points55 points ago

                                                    That's ok, I didn't want to sleep tonight ever again anyhow.

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                                                        [–]ProxyMuncher 185 points186 points ago

                                                        I don't actually see any of them stinging. They must be drugged up.

                                                        [–]RUSSIAN_POTATO 477 points478 points ago

                                                        Not nearly as much as the guy who's doing it

                                                        [–]furmat60 228 points229 points ago

                                                        Grabbing a handful of wasps isn't normal, but on METH it is.

                                                        [–]nvrwastetree 138 points139 points ago

                                                        Wasps, not even once.

                                                        [–]uranus86 18 points19 points ago

                                                        OKAY, Maybe one time..

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                                                          [–]RebelTactics 36 points37 points ago

                                                          Just cleaning the whole house at 3 A.M.

                                                          "Oh I'd better take care of those wasps in the porch light. ::picks em' up:: Into the garbage bag you go."

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                                                            [–]Zazzerpan 106 points107 points ago

                                                            His hand is covered in a pheromone that keeps them from stinging if I remember right.

                                                            [–]arksien 130 points131 points ago

                                                            Yeah I wouldn't want to test the theory that it works.

                                                            [–]N1k0Gr3En 57 points58 points ago

                                                            Unless you were on meth.

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                                                              [–]elevendayempire 10 points11 points ago

                                                              In the name of all that is good and holy, what is this and where can I buy some?

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                                                                  [–]Amarowar 55 points56 points ago

                                                                  BIOSHOCK

                                                                  [–]trackguy94 39 points40 points ago

                                                                  Oh god what's the source of this madness?

                                                                  [–]TooSaltyToPost 38 points39 points ago

                                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNLJLIwzrc8

                                                                  [–]Ken_ny 25 points26 points ago

                                                                  I can't even imagine how awesomely badass one must be to do that and stay that calm.

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                                                                  [–]SensibleMadness 23 points24 points ago

                                                                  He's lucky that thing wasn't an angry drunk.

                                                                  [–]beatisagg 20 points21 points ago

                                                                  I mean did he go find that thing? did it just land on him and he was like oh hey whip out the cam phone? If he picked it up I am pretty sure he is one of the ballsiest men alive.

                                                                  edit: read description, he picked it up, wtfffffffffff

                                                                  [–]Szalkow 17 points18 points ago

                                                                  Tarantula hawks primarily feed on nectar, and often consume so much that they become too drunk to fly. While intoxicated, they rely on their bright coloring and notorious reputation in the animal kingdom to dissuade predators. Apparently, drunk wasps are relatively safe(r) to handle.

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                                                                            [–]SirBenjamin 32 points33 points ago

                                                                            I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.

                                                                            [–]Haasts_Eagle 133 points134 points ago

                                                                            That hurt my eyes to look at.

                                                                            Edit: Found another picture to make you squirm!

                                                                            [–]MrNewking 356 points357 points ago

                                                                            NOPE NOPE NOPE , ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

                                                                            [–]WhatFuture210 50 points51 points ago

                                                                            WTF does that link lead to?? D:

                                                                            I'm scarred to click on it

                                                                            [–]MrNewking 104 points105 points ago

                                                                            Nothing too bad, just A BEE STINGING SOMEONE IN THE EYE

                                                                            [–]WhatFuture210 169 points170 points ago

                                                                            Well then

                                                                            [–]CrimsonLoyalty 57 points58 points ago

                                                                            There's something glorious about using a Nope.gif that stars a spider that rolls at some 20 mph.

                                                                            [–]redfishgill 12 points13 points ago

                                                                            I know I was impressed.

                                                                            [–]Lord-Longbottom 48 points49 points ago

                                                                            (For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 20 mph -> 53760.0 Furlongs/Fortnight) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

                                                                            [–]Moinseur_Garnier 9 points10 points ago

                                                                            Thank you. I can never understand these yanks and thier modern units.

                                                                            [–]pezz29 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            Oh God I love this. I can't think of a less useful transformation than Furlongs per Fortnight.

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                                                                              [–]Cpt_Kirks_Waffles 99 points100 points ago

                                                                              FUCK THIS THREAD AND EVERYONE IN IT. I'M OUT.

                                                                              [–]RebelTactics 25 points26 points ago

                                                                              WTF! That spider is not allowed to abandon ship with us!

                                                                              [–]Powsicle 13 points14 points ago

                                                                              Abandon thread!

                                                                              [–]dont_stop_me_smee 19 points20 points ago

                                                                              AAARGH!!! WHEN IT MOVED AAAARGH AAARGH UGGGGHHHHH

                                                                              I can't sit on my couch anymore. Fuck you! Have an upvote, you cunt

                                                                              [–]Lord_Gl1tch 6 points7 points ago

                                                                              SPIDERWHEEL MOBILIZE!

                                                                              [–]derpy_lurker 6 points7 points ago

                                                                              I don't like spiders, but there's something kinda cute about that one.

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                                                                                    [–]tmwmhwfah 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                    The neighboring town of fuckville is well worth the visit, and quite a good time. Once you get past all the rape, that is.

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                                                                                      [–]dubl_z 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                      This is getting way the fuck out of hand. I'm squirming. See ya'll in /r/aww

                                                                                      [–]Steingeist 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                      Why D:

                                                                                      [–]SirPhobosBeaterOfAss 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                      What's wrong with you??

                                                                                      [–]orangetj 47 points48 points ago

                                                                                      shoped

                                                                                      [–]Mastadge 82 points83 points ago

                                                                                      NOPE

                                                                                      [–]Haasts_Eagle 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                      I'll join in, even though I posted it!

                                                                                      [–]iamarocketship 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                      A CAPTAIN MUST GO DOWN WITH HIS SHIP!

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                                                                                          [–]remaker12 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                          I hate you so much.

                                                                                          [–]Inamanlyfashion 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                          AAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!

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                                                                                            [–]Kongo204 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                            I saw this and I kept sayng "Oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God"

                                                                                            [–]Soopaman 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                            Males, they can't sting.

                                                                                            [–]Asunder_ 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                            FUCK!! why did I click that!

                                                                                            [–]hiding_from_my_gf 49 points50 points ago

                                                                                            Cause it was a link.

                                                                                            [–]star_witness 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                            Ain't that the truth.

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                                                                                              [–]TheLeagueGloryy 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                              WHY DID I CLICK!

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                                                                                                [–][deleted] 210 points211 points ago

                                                                                                Best ghetto security system I've seen in a while.

                                                                                                [–]andyac 97 points98 points ago

                                                                                                This is a car security system. But I have to admit, this one is not ghetto at all.

                                                                                                [–]pieguyfry22 67 points68 points ago

                                                                                                Is that Tesla's minivan?

                                                                                                [–]oSand 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                No, it's a Chevy Volt.

                                                                                                [–]SonicFlash01 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                It looks like a big electric jellyfish...

                                                                                                [–]grimpoteuthis 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                It's beautiful.

                                                                                                [–]pedz 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                It's less impressive when you see it in action.

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                                                                                                  [–]Anshin 36 points37 points ago

                                                                                                  1. Leave keys in lock

                                                                                                  2. Hide

                                                                                                  3. Videotape reactions

                                                                                                  4....

                                                                                                  1. Profit!

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                                                                                                    [–]madjack818 185 points186 points ago

                                                                                                    Leave it. It's their car now.

                                                                                                    [–]MistaBig 27 points28 points ago

                                                                                                    They're all licking the door handle.

                                                                                                    [–]thepikey7 67 points68 points ago

                                                                                                    How long did that person not use their car?

                                                                                                    [–]TraumaHandshake 80 points81 points ago

                                                                                                    Last year I watched some yellow jackets build a nest in my window, it took a week for it to grow that large.

                                                                                                    [–]JayMillah 73 points74 points ago

                                                                                                    You just let them build it? What the fuck dude

                                                                                                    [–]TraumaHandshake 113 points114 points ago

                                                                                                    Yeah, why not? They were not hurting me at all. They never stung me, flew towards me, or made me feel scared. They stayed for the better part of a season and once their babies were born, they left. The stem and small pieces of their nest are still there, because someone told me they would return next year if I left it.

                                                                                                    [–]IAmJeremyRush 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                    You have larger balls then me sir. Although I do suffer from debilitating apiphobia, so this is one of my worst nightmares.

                                                                                                    [–]JayMillah 83 points84 points ago

                                                                                                    dude..

                                                                                                    [–]TraumaHandshake 124 points125 points ago

                                                                                                    I encourage you to set your fears aside and look into nature and the amazing ways it works. I feel as though, more times than once, I have learned valuable lessons by setting my fears aside and letting life take course.

                                                                                                    Another example in which I learned a great deal: I found a rattlesnake den one time and instead of being afraid of it or destroying it, I returned everyday (with safety gear) for four month and watched them as they developed, laid eggs, had babies, raised their babies, hunted, and lived their lives.

                                                                                                    Setting aside fear in pursuit of knowledge has often taught me more than I can convey in a single Reddit post.

                                                                                                    Even if you do not take it to the extremes of "danger" I did, I believe you would be a better person to take the time to watch the natural cycle of animals, and plants too, around you. There is much to learn about yourself by learning from those "things" around you that you may not think of daily.

                                                                                                    [–]AscentofDissent 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                    I applaud you and I love nature (I'm not of the NOPE crowd at all), but I have personally witnessed hornets run down and sting people for no apparent reason. Those things are evil.

                                                                                                    [–]haltingpoint 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                    I'm going to Japan in a couple weeks and my biggest fear is the Giant Japanese Hornets. They fly at 40mph, when they sting they release a pheromone to attract others to attack you, and their sting is so venomous that it will dissolve flesh and bone.

                                                                                                    Being run down and stung by one of these fuckers is a very real fear of mine right now.

                                                                                                    [–]Kalmake 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                    30 of them vs 30000 euro-bees: http://youtu.be/2P7Q1ncgcoY

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                                                                                                          [–]Talman 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                          Those probably weren't yellow jackets if you weren't attacked. Yellow jackets are highly territorial and believe that you are operating in their sky and you need to leave.

                                                                                                          "Their sky" is defined at 6 feet below the ground to 1,500 feet above the deck in a radius of 2 miles around their nest.

                                                                                                          [–]TraumaHandshake 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                          They indeed were my friend, As soon as I saw one go to work I spent two day researching them and concluded they were for sure yellow jackets. I feel they did not mess with me because they where on the opposite side of my home as the enterance and exit. I did go so far as not to mow my yard in the area they were in, in fear at first, later out of respect.

                                                                                                          I have had a number of them (in the 30's or 40's) that have stayed inside my screened in porch, which I must go through to get in and out of my house; and they never once bothered me.

                                                                                                          Six years ago I was attacked by a swarm of "africanized killer bees" that was horible. I was mowing and disturbed them and suffered 14 stings before making it indoors. The entire colony swarmed my screened in porch and I swear it was almost as if night had fallen they were so thick on the screens. I did not leave my house for two days. This was the event that caused me to want to learn as much as possible about "dangerous" animals; it is also the main turning point that had lead me to sign back into school this next semester for a wildlife biologist degree.

                                                                                                          [–]Eurynom0s 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                          Notice that the yellow jackets did not have your back. They just let you get fucked up by those Africanized bees. Real friends would have rallied up the hive and fucked up those bees attacking their gracious friend and patron.

                                                                                                          [–]TraumaHandshake 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                          I love this.

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                                                                                                            [–]CrapATTACK 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                            What state do you live in that you have the Africanized bees?

                                                                                                            [–]TraumaHandshake 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                            Central Texas.

                                                                                                            I know for sure they were africanized because I called out profesionals fo take care of the hive that had been built in an overhang of my roof. They suited me up as well and let me watch their process. It was awesome!

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                                                                                                                  [–]Tikchbila 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                  I find spider web on my rear-view mirror ...everyday.

                                                                                                                  [–]icertainlyhave 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                  Every evening, if we get home after dark, there are huge spider-webs across our front door.

                                                                                                                  My mom used to find one across the inside of her car door every morning.

                                                                                                                  They know where they're building the things. They know where the biggest food travels.

                                                                                                                  [–]bnm3424 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                  They like to build a web from my rear view to my window... which I don't have a problem with... until I roll down my window and they end up in my hair. Then I nearly wreck my car.

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                                                                                                                    [–]beeteeoh 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                    I agree, of you don't use your car long enough for bees to build a nest in it, you should think about selling.... At a highly reduced rate... To me.

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                                                                                                                      [–]Dtmrm2 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                                      I opened a stuck door of a car that was donated to my fire company to do an extrication drill on, only to find out that the door was sealed shut due to a giant wasp nest that was built in the entire door. If I did not have my full fire gear on, I would have been stung many, many times... I will admit that even though running into a burning building does not scare me, I ran away from the car like a little child.....

                                                                                                                      tl;dr if a door on an abandoned car is stuck, it may be because of a huge wasp nest...

                                                                                                                      [–]Takaa 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                      Did you kill it with fire?

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                                                                                                                        [–]ikkonoishi 120 points121 points ago

                                                                                                                        That looks like the passenger door. Get in the car, and drive down the highway at 80mph. When you stop all wasps will be gone.

                                                                                                                        [–]smile51 283 points284 points ago

                                                                                                                        You see that seems like a cool idea but, what if you get out of your car and there is one or two of them still there, and they know what you did.

                                                                                                                        [–]yolonazi 155 points156 points ago

                                                                                                                        then somebody gonna get a stung, real bad

                                                                                                                        [–]whodat92 81 points82 points ago

                                                                                                                        Somebody. I'm not going to say who.

                                                                                                                        [–]rjain3 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                                        I think you know him very well.

                                                                                                                        [–]MrTuffGuy 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                        Please be my brother.

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                                                                                                                              [–]The_Music 38 points39 points ago

                                                                                                                              That's like when I spray wasp nests at work, and I miss like 2. They chase you around, because they know you have felled their comrades.

                                                                                                                              [–]Yapshoo 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                              You see that seems like a cool idea but, then they start crawling in the little cracks on the door and get inside the car with you.

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                                                                                                                                [–]theonewhocouldtalk 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                                                                Or it could be the driver door, in which case you could just get in the passenger side, slide over and drive at 128km/h.

                                                                                                                                [–]orijing 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                What you did there...

                                                                                                                                I see it.

                                                                                                                                [–]hiding_from_my_gf 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                Or just a water hose....

                                                                                                                                [–]The_Poop_Phantom 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                Or a can of raid.

                                                                                                                                [–]mont94 93 points94 points ago

                                                                                                                                or a Nuke from orbit.

                                                                                                                                [–]Shen_Haro 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                safest bet

                                                                                                                                [–]whitefeather593 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                Look up the ion cannon

                                                                                                                                [–]Tiverty 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                We should all just relocate to another planet.

                                                                                                                                [–]Reboh79 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                                We should all just relocate to another galaxy. I hear Andromeda's got some fine-ass planets.

                                                                                                                                Oh, and some hot bitches. Can't forget the hot bitches.

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                                                                                                                                    [–]00kirby 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Something tells me they found a crevice of which to get inside of the car. Fuck that.

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                                                                                                                                      [–]Mermania27 140 points141 points ago

                                                                                                                                      You win this round wasps

                                                                                                                                      [–]CartoonsYourComment 245 points246 points ago

                                                                                                                                      http://i.imgur.com/EaUjV.jpg?1

                                                                                                                                      [–]Spatulamarama 104 points105 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Those are bees.

                                                                                                                                      [–]the_grontronamo_bay 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                      Beads?

                                                                                                                                      [–]SnapelovesHarrysMom 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                      GOB's not on board.

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                                                                                                                                        [–]hiding_from_my_gf 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                                                        I am a biologist and I can confirm Spatulamarama is correct.

                                                                                                                                        [–]rmc330 60 points61 points ago

                                                                                                                                        ^ his girlfriend, and i can confirm he's a biologist

                                                                                                                                        [–]ahrzal 55 points56 points ago

                                                                                                                                        ^ her guy-on-the-side and I can confirm she has told me he was a biologist.

                                                                                                                                        [–]hiding_from_my_gf 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Hah, well I am actually a programmer. Bitch lies.

                                                                                                                                        [–]theonewhocouldtalk 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Well, maybe if you'd stop hiding from her...

                                                                                                                                        [–]TheIndieArmy 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                                                        I'd hide from a lying bitch too. Those bitches love lies.

                                                                                                                                        (I don't think I'm doing this right.) :/

                                                                                                                                        [–]calicojones 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                        B for effort.
                                                                                                                                        and bees.
                                                                                                                                        full circle!!

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                                                                                                                                                  [–]Miss_Fitz 67 points68 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  Passenger side...forever alone.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]GTbulldog 183 points184 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  It's not a hard problem to fix. All you need to do is get a cup that you drink out of (it could be a red solo cup or a fancy dinner glass), and pour a quarter-size amount of Dawn soap into the cup. Fill the rest of the cup with hot/warm water and then go outside and throw the Dawn soap-water mix onto your door handle. The weight of the water on their wings will not allow them to fly, and the high alcohol content in the Dawn will kill them in a matter of seconds. Then you can scrape the honey comb off of your car and be on your merry way. You could alternatively buy wasp spray, but I guarantee that the Dawn soap mix will not have any bad effects on your car's clear coat or paint.

                                                                                                                                                  Edit: Dawn does have some alcohol in it, but obviously, it is not a drinking alcohol, like Pyrolytic suggests. Also, don't try and drink Dawn like he says you should do; it probably won't feel good. Here are some of the ingredients of Dawn, since I don't have a bottle sitting in front of me. SD alcohol and propylene glycol are types of it.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]areasonableproposal 73 points74 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  I find that doing the same thing but with a small amount of petrol/gasoline kills them instantly - they all just drop to the ground.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]icertainlyhave 240 points241 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  And then you set them on fire. You know. To be sure.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]areasonableproposal 206 points207 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  Oh yeah I forgot to mention that. Another easy way to easily get rid of wasps is filling a large glass bottle with gasoline and sticking a rag in the top. If you light the rag with a lighter and throw the now burning bottle at the wasps you'll find that they die pretty quickly. Pretty easy really.

                                                                                                                                                  [–]connorblikre 69 points70 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  that is definitely a reasonable proposal

                                                                                                                                                  [–]AscentofDissent 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                                  I'm certain I read this on Martha Stewart's site.

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                                                                                                                                                    [–]dumnezero 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                                                    I first read your username as "arsonableproposal"

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                                                                                                                                                          [–]X-Istence 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Dawn soap will strip the oils from your paint/wax... you will want to make sure to wash your car and re-apply wax afterwards or your paint will fade.

                                                                                                                                                          Dawn + car paint == really bad idea.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]Typrix 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Except the part where you miss and when they get really angry at you.

                                                                                                                                                          [–]erdie721 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                                          Dawn doesn't have alcohol...don't listen to this.

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                                                                                                                                                            [–]vinnix 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            Get in the passenger side door. Go to car wash and pressure wash it ಠ_ಠ

                                                                                                                                                            [–]GadTheCreator 15 points16 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            http://i.imgur.com/p7SiX.jpg

                                                                                                                                                            [–]adamhero 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            For those of us that drive on the other side of the road: reversed.

                                                                                                                                                            [–]scaaahtt 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            http://i.imgur.com/Z7Gpf.gif

                                                                                                                                                            [–]NotaMethAddict 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            ...You really didn't even need that car, man. Just leave it.

                                                                                                                                                            [–]karmaskikoo 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            Thank you. Now I can never open my car door without thinking a wasp will be there.

                                                                                                                                                            [–]Khanman88 41 points42 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            don't bee a pussy

                                                                                                                                                            [–]binermoots 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                                                            Buzz wasp sting jacket. Fuck.

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                                                                                                                                                              [–]CarnieTheImmortal 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              You need three things and three things fast... 1. Flamethrower 2. Bee suit 3. New vehicular transportation

                                                                                                                                                              [–]hatoblue 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              Whoever took that picture should win some kind of award. Humans and wasps aren't meant to be that close.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]andshewas_45 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              Think again and run...run like the wind!

                                                                                                                                                              [–]ryanwc 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              Forever alone. Passenger door handle is used more by insects than humans.

                                                                                                                                                              [–]imaginedragonsfan 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              it is it weird that the hive's holes creep me out?

                                                                                                                                                              [–]JohnnyMikau 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              Oh God MY TRYPOPHOBIA!!!

                                                                                                                                                              [–]AscentofDissent 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                                              Don't even say that. People will google it and die. Its not even a real phobia if almost everyone has it; its a natural human aversion.

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                                                                                                                                                                [–]notsurewhatiam 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                                                                Reddit is filled with a bunch of pussies.

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                                                                                                                                                                Myself included.

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