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This girl is why we lock our men in the house (i.minus.com)
submitted 6 days ago by aivzdog
[–]Squatso 10 points11 points12 points 5 days ago
Nobody locks me in my house but me, and that was accidental.
[–]Homletmoo 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
I once locked myself out with no shoes or socks, and a guitar. I am not a clever person.
[–]Kerwin15 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
You must be right because I have you tagged as "Always Right".
[–]Squatso 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
Romney 2013
[–]Kerwin15 1 point2 points3 points 4 days ago
I know the election is this year and I'm voting independent, but I guess I've got to vote for Romney next year.
[–]Squatso 0 points1 point2 points 2 days ago
No, see, Obama will win in 2012 and then Romney will take office by force in 2013 after he rallies a bunch of assholes in the Midwest.
[–]tehvagcanno 39 points40 points41 points 5 days ago
Is..is that Britta?
[–]pineapplemushroomman 22 points23 points24 points 5 days ago
the dancing is WAY WAY WAAAAY to good
[–]fauxromanou 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
Yeah, definitely not pulling a Brita.
[–]QuickPhix 12 points13 points14 points 5 days ago
No, this is apparently from "Knallerfrauen" which looks to be a German sketch comedy show.
[–]IndubitableGentleman 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
Tehvagcanno really Britta'd that guess.
[–]MylonLeFevre 5 points6 points7 points 5 days ago
And by Britta'd you mean made an honest mistake that anyone else would have made, right?
[–]IndubitableGentleman 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
The term "Britta'd" comes from the show Community, in which Britta (the character Tehvagcanno is referencing) is a primary character. Britta's friends come up with the term in reference to Britta's constant mistakes and malapropisms. Tehvagcanno appears to be a fan of the show Community, and I assumed that he would find the use of "Britta'd" to be humorous and appropriate in this situation, finding a kindred spirit in a fellow Redditor. Of course, even if he were truly offended by the use of the word it would be no skin off my nose, as this is the internet and nothing that happens here actually matters. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go finish a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats.
[–]MylonLeFevre 7 points8 points9 points 5 days ago
I'm going to pull my Community card out and say you need to rewatch that episode to get my reference :)
Haha, damn, you got me. I just wanted an excuse to make a really long, winding comment.
[–]jeffhughes 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
Dude, you are SO streets behind.
[–]IndubitableGentleman 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
I'm the opposite of Batman.
[–]MrNiska 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
I'm 99% sure that's German comedian Martina Hill. I haven't seen this show ("Knallerfrauen"), but apparently she is in it.
[–]muok 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
I....I...I think it is.
[–]mike_sol 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
She's the worst
[–]abovetheignorance 14 points15 points16 points 5 days ago
Am I missing something, or shouldn't we be locking women in the house after seeing this?
[–]thescribblery 12 points13 points14 points 5 days ago
Are you accusing all women of being potential dance-molesters? Fuck you, man! I've never dance-molested ANYONE in my life, not even once, and I don't know any women who have. I bet most guys that get dance-molested are just saying that for attention, or trying to get some poor dancing chick thrown in jail. Besides, you know he liked it. FRA forever! [/end lousy satire, awaiting the flames]
[–]sleeplessone 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
I mean, look what the guy was wearing. He was totally asking for it.
[–]SnowdensOfYesteryear 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
Pretty decent satire actually. You should take our your disclaimer, it ruins it.
[–]ohsnipsnap 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
/slow clap
[–]KensterFox 6 points7 points8 points 5 days ago
She's on the prowl! She can't be stopped! She's after our men! ALL the men!!
[–]Nachteule 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Nice try Mr. Taliban.
[–]data_wrangler 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmc4aSnw_VE
[–]3x3Eyes 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Thank you. :)
[–]FischerDK 5 points6 points7 points 5 days ago
Y'all gotta hide your sons, hide your brothers, hide your boyfriends and hide your husbands...
[–]Celladoore 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
Oh God what is this from?
[–]snoharm 2 points3 points4 points 5 days ago
This is Martina Hill, here's another similar sketch of hers.
[–]mungchamp 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
Don't worry bro, I got your back .
[–]nawoanor 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
This is the arrow which pierces the heavens
[–]Werro_123 -13 points-12 points-11 points 5 days ago
That gif will now play in my mind every time I upvote for the rest of my life. Cannot unseen the epicness!
[–]nawoanor 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago*
OH I GET IT BECAUSE IT'S A WOMAN IT'S OK RIGHT????!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS!!12/11 YESTERDAY A WOMAN SMILED AT ME AND I STILL FEEL DIRTY!111111111111 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO GET A WOMAN TO DATE ME, BUT IF I DID I BET SHE'D EXPECT ME TO PAY THE BILL, WHAT A BITCH.
/HumorlessMen'sRightsAssclown
[–]TheFobb 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
The pandering is strong with this one.
[–]tychob 2 points3 points4 points 6 days ago
ah the old social switcheroo
[–]dMage 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
So much Jay and silent bob in this
[–]coheedcollapse -1 points0 points1 point 5 days ago
Kinda came here to get away from the animated gifs. Why is this being upvoted?
[–]markm88 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
How long before context is taken out and this is reposted to /r/MensRights ?
[–]chickensh1t[] 16 points17 points18 points 5 days ago
What context?
[–]Gluverty 8 points9 points10 points 5 days ago
staged sketch. Not actual behaviour.
[–]Madak 4 points5 points6 points 5 days ago
People usually have some pretty strong opinions about comedy involving sexual assault.
[–]Gluverty 0 points1 point2 points 4 days ago
Most sketches and comedy acts can get away with it regularly. The only notable public backlash I can think of when Tosh recently just used it as an insult as an attempt to belittle a heckler. And ofcourse there are always scattered individuals who will find fault in any comedy, but in this case, the context of this sexual assault seems well within the bounds of socially tolerated humor. If the roles were reversed it would be less notable, as much of the humor relies on the atypical portrayal of a female as being sexually aggressive in public, but it would not be condemned as sexually offensive.
[–]fox_wesley 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
...If the genders were reversed (and this wasn't a comedy sketch), the guy with headphones would be arrested for sexual assault.
Just sayin.
[–]Potatolicker -9 points-8 points-7 points 5 days ago
Sigh .... This is reposted so much.
[–]TheReverendBill 9 points10 points11 points 5 days ago
Sigh...I have never seen it before. You might need to get rid of the subs where it is posted so often to make your reddit experience more enjoyable.
[–]fmoly 3 points4 points5 points 5 days ago
I did, I unsubscribed from /r/funny and /r/pics to get away from stuff like this, but now it's appearing in /r/humor too. I thought this subreddit was for slightly more indepth content?
[–]cos 1 point2 points3 points 5 days ago
"This post isn't the sort of in-depth stuff I expect on /r/humor, it'd belong better in /r/funny" <-- totally valid critique
"This is reposted" <-- so? I'd much rather see fewer comments complaining about reposts, than fewer reposts. Anywhere on reddit. Reposts are a good thing and reddit officially says so and that's part of what makes reddit good.
[–]Potatolicker 0 points1 point2 points 5 days ago
Not saying it was really a bad thing, I never have commented saying repost before, but I've seen this like 5 times in a week or two
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