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[–]TobyDGriffith 10 points11 points ago

SCAR. That is all.

[–]boxes_full_of_pepe 4 points5 points ago

BEST villain ever.

[–]TobyDGriffith 0 points1 point ago

Aside from Skeletor... well, in comparison of skill. Now all out badassery, Scar wins.

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 4 points5 points ago

Do not forget Scott Evil, he always wanted to kill Austin Powers when his father was talking.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

ZIP IT.

[–]TobyDGriffith 0 points1 point ago

WHIP IT.

[–]Axem_Ranger 7 points8 points ago

[–]continuityxerror 2 points3 points ago

came here to post this, it's beyond amazing.

[–]is45toooldforreddit 5 points6 points ago

It's called monologuing. Have you not seen The Incredibles?

[–]Gorilla6391 1 point2 points ago

That is the exact reply I was going to use. http://i.imgur.com/AjXi1.gif

[–]drdavidphd 4 points5 points ago

Monologues are important. You just have to know how to work around them. Take Adrian Veidt a.k.a. Ozymandias from Watchmen, for example. He got his shit done, THEN talked the talk.

edit:

he remarks that he is "not a comic book villain," to which Rorschach tilts his head at.

[–]woyteck 2 points3 points ago

They seek acceptance in their victim.

[–]Gortonis 1 point2 points ago

I have seen the movie The Incredibles as well

[–]Chopperguy 0 points1 point ago

I love the Incredibles and how they make fun of monolouguing.

[–]HaloWarLord711 1 point2 points ago

Excepts for scar! just 4 simple words and down went Mufasa

fuck now i'm crying

[–]DatBanana1 0 points1 point ago

and do it just long enough so that the hero can think up an escape plan/something very convenient to happen.

[–]voodoobunny77 0 points1 point ago

they reveal their evil masterplan.

[–]KoreasGotSeoul 0 points1 point ago

Not in Game of Thrones they don't

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

Except Ozymandias, he didn't waste time

[–]Girapathy 0 points1 point ago

[–]Monksealpup 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they're just tired of being misunderstood.

[–]iPoof 1 point2 points ago

I didn't mind Bane talking before he beat the shit out of Batman. Every time he talks it's like he's fucking my brain with every word he says -

[–]A_Strangelove 0 points1 point ago

"He starts monologuing. He starts this like prepared speech about how feeble I am compare to him, how inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his! Yada Yada Yada, yammerin'. I mean the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"

You just read this in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

[–]Chopperguy 1 point2 points ago

They did that perfectly.

[–]woof2woof 0 points1 point ago

You've obviously never killed a person.

[–]uglypandacats 0 points1 point ago

If they didn't talk all the time, the old black and white show The Wild Wild West would only be a few episodes long

[–]ta1ntdude 0 points1 point ago

I did this the other day. There was a huge wasp on my balcony. Killed it with a shoe. Knocked him straight out of the air. He lands on the floor. I stand over him gloating. WHAT NOW BITCH, WHAT NOW!. He almost instantly reanimates, and boy is he pissed. Lesson learned.

[–]JustLetMeComment 1 point2 points ago

They never watched Doctor Who. Best advice for the Doctor's enemies? Never let him talk.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

The Daleks learned that. Nowadays it's just zap zap zap. No screaming.

I miss the old days.

[–]wildfire250 0 points1 point ago

You need gloating time or what's the point

[–]evilcupcake9534 0 points1 point ago

Another is leave them in some sort of death machine, laugh, and leave the room

[–]rumnscurvy 0 points1 point ago

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die !" leaves room