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I'm not out to my parents yet, but I think they might be onto me considering I look like this during any Olympic men's aquatic event. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]0111011101101 22 points23 points ago

My cigarette just fell out my mouth and I burnt myself, I laughed so hard!

[–]homohominilupusCloud Giant 0 points1 point ago

What brand?

[–]0111011101101 0 points1 point ago

Golden Virginia, tobacco :)

[–]homohominilupusCloud Giant 0 points1 point ago

Aw man that stuff makes me sick.

I smoke luckies (straights) myself.

[–]0111011101101 0 points1 point ago

If it's not that it's Bensons and Hedges. I haven't heard of Luckies, is it an American brand?

[–]homohominilupusCloud Giant 0 points1 point ago

Lucky Strike. Yeah they're American. They're found in a lot of places in the UK at the moment. Particularly in London. So I've been smoking them a lot when I can afford them. They've got great strength. Marlboro Bright Leaf are also good for strength but Luckies are the best.

But alas I'm usually poor so I usually smoke Chesterfields or even cheaper stuff like Red Band now.

[–]0111011101101 0 points1 point ago

Hmm when I move to London I might have to try them, anything cheap and cheerful when I become a full-time student with no money and a Pot Noodle as an ash tray.

[–]cheetahben 14 points15 points ago

And with guys like Tom Daley and Ryan Lochte, who can blame you?

[–]DiversityOfThoughtsUnique Snowflake 7 points8 points ago

Everybody always forgets poor Jack Laugher (also on the Team GB diving team).

[–]gamerlen 9 points10 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks the WWE is some of the most homoerotic stuff ever?

Seriously, two burly men in thongs get oiled up and have a grope fight. Does one of them have to suddenly get hard before the audience goes "Aha!"

[–]ColeYote 1 point2 points ago

Uh-huh, interesting. On the other hand, Chris Jericho has a sparkly jacket. So there. Argument won. You don't have a sparkly jacket.

[–]shiningcrobat 14 points15 points ago

The amount of Olympics posts here is too damn high.
But seriously, there's a sub that needs some Olympics love much more than gaymers.

[–]Solumin 8 points9 points ago

I still surprised that my parents had no idea about me. I couldn't have been that subtle when there were hot men on the telly, really!

[–]Athildur 4 points5 points ago

Well, there's this thing called tactical positioning. Always make sure you're seated somewhere outside their immediate field of vision when watching tv :P.

[–]Solumin 0 points1 point ago

"Tactical positioning" sounds like it could be very fun... ;)

I'm out to them now, so I can probably get away with being obvious now! Or, well, maybe not, that could be really awkward.

[–]Athildur 2 points3 points ago

Lol. At that point I didn't really care anymore about it. It's like well, we all know where it's at now so what's the point in pretending.

It's not like other guys would try to hide their titty-ogling habits either. Unless it was incredibly obvious and awkward. Which it's never really been for me.

I don't get the jitters when I see a six-pack on tv. I'm pretty calm and reserved most of the time. And then I geek out over the weirdest things like a new flavor of tea at the supermarket >_>

[–]CardinalFlash42successor to Pope Flash XLII[S] 6 points7 points ago

I get that freaking out thing. Once I was at Target with some friends and they were freaking out about the new season of Community on DVD, which I think is cool since Community is great.

Then we got to the drink section and I freaked the fuck out because they had Apple-flavored Snapple.

[–]Solumin 0 points1 point ago

Exactly. I don't have to hide it--but on the other hand, there's no need to call attention to it. (It isn't part of my nature to do that, anyway.)

Hey, geeking out is the best part. :)

[–]Athildur 0 points1 point ago

Well that implies you're actually putting effort into getting noticed. Which I always find kind of unnatural and weird. I mean really, what's the point. (Well, there are a few situations in which calling attention to yourself can beuseful. But usually not :P)

[–]Solumin 0 points1 point ago

I meant that I'm not going to say, "OMG HOT BOYS!! LOOK THEY'RE SO HOT." That would be...weird. Yeah. And kind of creepy.

[–]Athildur 1 point2 points ago

Yes...yes it would. Hilarious (you know, if life was a really awkward comedy that everyone agrees is funny but nobody actually laughs at) but weird.

I do not really vocalize or share opinions of the sort unless I'm the kind of company that could appreciate or agree with such things. There are friends for these kinds of things :P

[–]Solumin 0 points1 point ago

Friends are the only ones who understand. :)

[–]ColeYote 4 points5 points ago

What a coincidence, I react that way with Edge. Dude can spear me any time he wants.

[–]Athildur 2 points3 points ago

Hah that was worth a hearty laugh. XD

"Nono, I'm just uh...impressed with their athletic...capabilities. Yeah. M-hm."

[–]chicagogam 2 points3 points ago

and when womens gymnastics come on you go make a sandwich? :)

[–]Draxton 7 points8 points ago

There's a sexist joke in there somewhere.

[–]bibliophile190 1 point2 points ago

That's when I start checking out the hair and outfits. God, I'm really gay.

[–]Zombie-a-thon 1 point2 points ago

Best olymic related post I've seen since it started.

[–]PplWhoDownvoteMeRFat 1 point2 points ago

What's this gif from?

[–]Awkward_Hugs 1 point2 points ago

WWE Raw, a Pro Wrestling show. Guy in the gif is a wrestler named Edge.

[–]xoKevKev 0 points1 point ago

I just DIED. xD

[–]joshp9690 0 points1 point ago

I laughed the hardest I have in a while due to this post. Thank you good sir.

[–]fucreddit 0 points1 point ago

I got busted by my grandma when we were chillin at the apartment complex pool and a ripped Japanese boi in speedos was swimming. She was like' "why do you keep watching that young man?"

[–]gmap516 0 points1 point ago

Cut your hair.

[–]geekygay -1 points0 points ago

You look like a danged hippy! Conflabbit.

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