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[–]JpDeathBlade 12 points13 points ago

I am a young male who has read "50 Shades of Grey" and this picture is the farthest thing from the truth. The book is lackluster at best and there are 4 sex scenes in the whole thing (they dont fuck until chapter 8) and the wrost, most BDSM, thing in the book is that they tie the main character (Ana)'s hands together before they have regular, old fashion, penis into vagina missionary sex.

Also the bitch gets a Macbook Pro with 32 GB of RAM. That right there is the most unrealistic horseshit I have ever read in my whole god damn life.

[–]Derpybro 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, um, the funny thing is, I saw the VERY original post of that, well, it's from Flickr, part of that HUGE Lego community on there.

[–]invalid_data 4 points5 points ago

And I can officially check Lego Tits off my Tits List!

[–]With_tea_like_this 0 points1 point ago

I see... A magic wand( or a snake?), a lightsaber and a crossbow... Dafuq?

[–]xinuclear 1 point2 points ago

Who uses a fucking shovel during sex?

[–]Crackerjacksurgeon 1 point2 points ago

Digglet.

[–]ExplodingUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

People who want to get dirty.

[–]nayon7 1 point2 points ago

This is inaccurate. The female character never dominates the male. She's supposed to be a brunette. The dude isn't an old bald dude. They get rid of the canes because she doesn't like them. Their BDSM room is supposed to be red.

With this, I'll turn in my man card.

[–]leaccountlele 0 points1 point ago

what the......

[–]defiler86 1 point2 points ago

Classic.

[–]Yegie 0 points1 point ago

this is very funny, but would you mind putting a NSFW on this

[–]merciah -2 points-1 points ago

ruined childhood? you had this kind of lego as a kid!?

[–]TruePimp -2 points-1 points ago

Wait 50 shades of grey is about bondage sex? xD

...now I HAVE to buy it......

[–]CWDiesel 0 points1 point ago

Yeah there is a lightsaber on the wall