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A bachelors pad with incentive to stay in shape (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mazumi 1386 points1387 points ago

This is a tiny house, and that railing is what the removable ladder hooks on to. Cute interpretation though, OP ;)

[–]SirNoName 460 points461 points ago

I really wouldn't mind living there.
I've started enjoying having a small space to live in. Much more comfortable.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 448 points449 points ago

Small places are sooo much easier to clean, too.

"Holy shit it looks like a tornado just ripped through my living room!!"

~1.5 hours later

"Holt shit it's clean as a motherfuck in here right now."

[–]jceez 1083 points1084 points ago

Except if you leave out a jacket, now 1/2 your living room is covered in jacket.

[–]LoveOfProfit 805 points806 points ago

Officer: And what did you see when you first walked in?

Witness 1: There was jacket everywhere. On the walls, the couch, the other walls, the floor, a bit on the ceiling. It was horrible!

[–]y_scro_serious 150 points151 points ago

I dream of a world where everything is covered in jacket

[–]Quatroking 160 points161 points ago

Didn't they make a movie about that? "Full metal jacket" or something.

[–]ShawnisMaximus 47 points48 points ago

No, pretty sure that is about a jacket made out of metal.

[–]Dromoro 44 points45 points ago

So like Chainmail?

[–]Yetanothertroll 22 points23 points ago

More like a copper snugee for a bullet

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        [–]tripinbalz 61 points62 points ago

        I want a house with a small room and a looooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

        [–]bcarle 2 points3 points ago

        NA NA NA NA NA NA. NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAA NA.

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          [–]motherducker 103 points104 points ago

          Some men just want to keep the world warm

          [–]CardboardHeatshield 4 points5 points ago

          Fire does that quite nicely.

          [–]groundbygravity 0 points1 point ago

          Excellent..

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            [–]CraigChrist 9 points10 points ago

            It'll work if we all go jacket off

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              [–]votedup 31 points32 points ago

              That's what happens when you don't jacket for a while.

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                  [–]AscentofDissent 37 points38 points ago

                  Steve Holt \o/

                  [–]ProfoundlyDeaf 54 points55 points ago

                  It sounds like your definition of small/clean/dirty is different to mine if it takes you 1.5 hours. 20 minutes tops. Cleanliness is an ongoing process!

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                    [–]Doughb0y 84 points85 points ago

                    Honestly it seems a lot more appealing to me than a typical suburban home.

                    [–]sgtpppr 77 points78 points ago

                    Then just live in one room of your house and you get the same experience as a studio.

                    [–]Doughb0y 38 points39 points ago

                    But...then i pay more :(

                    [–]GeorgeLiqour 37 points38 points ago

                    Rent the rest out

                    [–]Doughb0y 58 points59 points ago

                    ...That's true. I am not a clever man.

                    [–]Rendaril 80 points81 points ago

                    Looking for this?

                    [–]Gunnmitten 4 points5 points ago

                    Thanks for that on Doughb0y's part; he wouldn't have been able to find it himself.

                    [–]Bri_Guy 0 points1 point ago

                    perhaps he went looking for it and ended up somewhere he never should have ventured...

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                              [–]holiestmajesty 23 points24 points ago

                              I live in a tiny cottage from the 20's and I love it. I could afford bigger, but I like keeping things simple.

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                                [–]Roachcola 6 points7 points ago

                                Wow, whoa, thanks for the link!

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                                  [–]Zenith251 41 points42 points ago

                                  I figured as much...but it would be one hell of a fun goal to make sure you stay in shape enough to climb without the ladder. Plus it would impress the ladies.

                                  [–]timeless1991 224 points225 points ago

                                  The ladies who likely wouldn't want to pull themselves into your bed?

                                  Cock blocked by your own home...

                                  [–]yousirnaime 180 points181 points ago

                                  I like to look at it like this: I can deadlift a pretty big chick into my standard bed, but if I could only hook up with chicks I had to over-head-press into my bed, I would make fewer drunken mistakes.

                                  [–]Justizzi 172 points173 points ago

                                  Your deadlift animation has a camel toe.

                                  [–]littlest 24 points25 points ago

                                  thank you

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                                    [–]DarnTheseSocks 38 points39 points ago

                                    I can deadlift a standard chick into my pretty big bed.

                                    [–]shoganaiyo 16 points17 points ago

                                    It's an important part of any weight training regimen. I deadlift chicks on Wednesdays and Fridays.

                                    [–]BlazmoIntoWowee 60 points61 points ago

                                    I just feel like it's important to clarify that the chick does not need to be dead in order to be deadlifted. Don't make the same mistake I did!

                                    [–]bbrick33 13 points14 points ago

                                    the key word there is need. She can be dead if you prefer.

                                    [–]Bluebomb 2 points3 points ago

                                    Crap... So what do I do with her if she IS dead?

                                    [–]beefmongerer 2 points3 points ago

                                    Don't lie to me.

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                                      [–]daedcat 4 points5 points ago

                                      Same here, I also lift dead chicks into my bed twice a week.

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                                        [–]medlina26 40 points41 points ago

                                        If I'm trying to deadlift a girl that is the same as my max then I've made some serious errors at some point in my night.

                                        [–]SergeantTibbs 22 points23 points ago

                                        Under a hundred pounds usually means she's anorexic, or a child.

                                        [–]Zanedude 9 points10 points ago

                                        They were some pretty serious errors in the night.

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                                            [–]WildACCOUNTAppeared 5 points6 points ago

                                            So you're pretty much guaranteed no fat chicks.

                                            [–]yousirnaime 22 points23 points ago

                                            ** in your bed.

                                            If you can manage to smooth talk the whole "You are too big for me to lift into my bed" thing, you can still do it on your floor... then climb into bed and throw down a pillow maybe

                                            [–]WildACCOUNTAppeared 8 points9 points ago

                                            At least this way even if you do hook up with a fat chick you will still have room in your bed to sleep and not have to worry about getting smothered during the night if she rolls over.

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                                                [–]Catalyst6 9 points10 points ago

                                                Just use your big manly muscles to give them a lift

                                                [–]frotc914 29 points30 points ago

                                                Bonus: No fatties.

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                                                      [–]dilwap 353 points354 points ago

                                                      Going to pee in the middle of the night will suck.

                                                      [–][deleted] 248 points249 points ago

                                                      There is a window behind his head for that.

                                                      [–]red321red321 161 points162 points ago

                                                      just like in the olden days when people tossed piss and shit out the window

                                                      [–]Pastorius124 222 points223 points ago

                                                      the good old days

                                                      [–]ckombatwombat 286 points287 points ago

                                                      Pepperige Farm remembers.

                                                      [–]desus 67 points68 points ago

                                                      but Pepperidge Farm ain't just gonna keep it to Pepperidge Farm's self free of charge

                                                      [–]alrightythen7 65 points66 points ago

                                                      Maybe you go out and buy yourself some of these distinctive Milano cookies, maybe this whole thing disappears

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                                                        [–]Thydamine 21 points22 points ago

                                                        The plague rats danced in the streets and smiles were had by all.

                                                        [–]pablothe 6 points7 points ago

                                                        the golden days

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                                                          [–]ResonantVision 30 points31 points ago

                                                          The golden days.

                                                          [–]ExpectTheUnexpected 4 points5 points ago

                                                          Olden days? You mean I should stop doing that?

                                                          [–]StraightAsARainbow 11 points12 points ago

                                                          I piss out my window late at night as to not disturb my family. I also have my window facing the street, so I have to hope nobody is taking a 3 am stroll.

                                                          [–]Devilheart 23 points24 points ago

                                                          Doesn't really matter. The size makes it unnoticeable from a few feet away. zing!

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                                                            [–]JlyGrnGiant 3 points4 points ago

                                                            Garde a l'eau!

                                                            [–]Maxamillionaire 1 point2 points ago

                                                            But I do that anywaaa......Olden days, right.

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                                                                [–]I3addog 18 points19 points ago

                                                                Screw that, how do you make that bed in the morning ?

                                                                [–]agrey 35 points36 points ago

                                                                It's a bachelor pad, you think they're making the bed every morning?

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                                                                  [–]IAmACollegekid 17 points18 points ago

                                                                  Roll over and insert your penis into the funnel. Release the urine. Watch the urine glide down the inner plastic tube. Listen for the urine landing safely in the sink. Go back to sleep.

                                                                  [–]cp3woo 49 points50 points ago

                                                                  Or worse, diarrhea.

                                                                  EDIT: Cha cha cha

                                                                  [–]willymo 22 points23 points ago

                                                                  When you're lifting into bed, but there's a sudden drop instead, diarrhea cha cha cha, diarrhea.

                                                                  [–]jgfoto 24 points25 points ago

                                                                  Plus, how am i supposed to get fat bitches up there?

                                                                  [–]beefmongerer 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  100% bachelor, no cheating

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                                                                    [–]DarnTheseSocks 16 points17 points ago

                                                                    Not if there's a bucket on the floor, and your aim is good.

                                                                    [–]lmpervious 15 points16 points ago

                                                                    Nope, it would still suck. You can't stop the splash.

                                                                    [–]StarshipPoopers 30 points31 points ago

                                                                    Exactly. You'd have piss mist everywhere.

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                                                                        [–]orangeinthewind 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Coming home drunk would be a nightmare.

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                                                                          [–]avery51 73 points74 points ago

                                                                          "Welcome to my apartment, I sleep on the floor"

                                                                          [–]Whatdidyoueggspect 105 points106 points ago

                                                                          "You know there's a bed up there, right?"

                                                                          sigh "Yeah."

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                                                                            [–]lil_buddha 129 points130 points ago

                                                                            What if you're drunk?

                                                                            [–]boothroyd917 132 points133 points ago

                                                                            You sleep on the floor until you sober up. I had a roommate do this one time, he couldn't climb in his bunk, so he slept on the floor until 7am when he was sober enough to climb up.

                                                                            [–]outyourblowhole 64 points65 points ago

                                                                            Getting into bed after falling asleep elsewhere is one of the best feelings ever.

                                                                            [–]albinocheetah 15 points16 points ago

                                                                            second sleep.

                                                                            [–]mrsambo99 66 points67 points ago

                                                                            Ohhh college

                                                                            [–]MentalRaid 50 points51 points ago

                                                                            Ohhh grade school.

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                                                                                [–]kShade 43 points44 points ago

                                                                                Get drunk in bed!

                                                                                [–]otherworldsthanthese 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                done. Now what?

                                                                                [–]Kuxir 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                fall off

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                                                                                  [–]lil_buddha 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                  Finally, an optimist. You sir, have the right idea.

                                                                                  [–]FleetwoodMacNCheese 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  This is how I drink at college all the time.

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                                                                                    [–]jetpackjoker 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                    You end up with a broken elbow and wrist. Source: personal experience :-/

                                                                                    [–]chili_cheese_dog 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                    A bachelors pad with incentive to stay sober.

                                                                                    [–]mdave424 46 points47 points ago

                                                                                    that's not a bachelor pad...

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                                                                                        [–]cheesy_gordita_crunk 239 points240 points ago

                                                                                        Looks like I will be sleeping never.

                                                                                        [–]BigCrayolaCrayon 156 points157 points ago

                                                                                        I dunno man, that sink is looking pretty comfy.

                                                                                        [–]nanoage 160 points161 points ago

                                                                                        You must be my cat.

                                                                                        [–]beansarnett 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                        If I fits, I sits.

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                                                                                          [–]second2last411 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                          I like to get amped up before I go to sleep

                                                                                          [–]lychee-twist 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                          Or quickly investing in a ladder.

                                                                                          [–]b0w3n 51 points52 points ago

                                                                                          You're resourceful, I like that.

                                                                                          Oh hey, reddit birthday, I feel like I've wasted it.

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                                                                                            [–]5hinycat 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                            Trampoline?

                                                                                            [–]waker7281 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                            Psht! IHOP is open 24 hrs! no sleep needed

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                                                                                              [–]lychee-twist 48 points49 points ago

                                                                                              Bachelors wear Uggs?

                                                                                              [–]cookie75 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                              I thought they were a kind of cowboy boot, I could be wrong, but that was my impression.

                                                                                              [–]IssacStanley 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                              either one explains the bachelor part.

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                                                                                                [–]soulonfirexx 183 points184 points ago

                                                                                                How are you going to get the ladies up there to do the nasty?!

                                                                                                [–]red321red321 89 points90 points ago

                                                                                                sex finds a way

                                                                                                [–]zigzagmang 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                -Jeff Goldblum

                                                                                                [–]wkdown 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                sex ...

                                                                                                ...

                                                                                                ...

                                                                                                ... uh, finds a way

                                                                                                [–]rxninja 146 points147 points ago

                                                                                                The lift from Dirty Dancing, clearly. How could she not want to sleep with you after that?

                                                                                                [–]kurt_vonnewut 39 points40 points ago

                                                                                                Are you Ryan Gosling? Be still my beating heart.

                                                                                                [–]holysocks 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                                no room for the girl to run

                                                                                                [–]BreazyStreet 107 points108 points ago

                                                                                                but they wouldn't run in the first place... because of the implication

                                                                                                [–]Justizzi 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                That seems really dark.

                                                                                                [–]stb14808 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                No, she definitely has the right to say no. But she's not going to. How could she?

                                                                                                [–]Bloodfeastisleman 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                It sounds like she doesn't want to say yes

                                                                                                [–]Coolstorylucas 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                No its not they can say no and be fine, but since the implication they wouldn't.

                                                                                                [–]DTM_29 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                I am 99% sure that he meant she can't get a running start so the guy can lift her up Dirty Dancing style. This just made it creepy.

                                                                                                [–]occupykony 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                Come out on our boat! Where you can make rash decisions based on fear!

                                                                                                [–]dorekk 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                AHAHAHAHAHAHA

                                                                                                Thank you for this reference.

                                                                                                [–]la5te 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                well placed 'always sunny' reference!

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                                                                                                    [–]JavaOrlando 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                    I guess that would ensure no larger women stayed the night.

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                                                                                                      [–]christian-mann 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                                      Throw her, I guess.

                                                                                                      [–]windandstorm 28 points29 points ago

                                                                                                      2-pointer or slam dunk?

                                                                                                      [–]fryinpan 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                      What about fat chicks?

                                                                                                      [–]windandstorm 53 points54 points ago

                                                                                                      That's why you gotta stay fit.

                                                                                                      [–]adj16 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                      It's a actually a catch-22, if you think about it.

                                                                                                      [–]afrosheen 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24400115.jpg

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                                                                                                          [–]CountNefarious 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                          HAMMER TOSS

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                                                                                                            [–]Gortonis 33 points34 points ago

                                                                                                            Date gymnasts

                                                                                                            [–]rectal_cunilingist 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                            It would discourage you from bringing a fatty home, I guess

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                                                                                                              [–]manhunt0r 61 points62 points ago

                                                                                                              200 comments and not a single sauce link -.- http://www.protohaus.moonfruit.com

                                                                                                              [–]snorkle256 52 points53 points ago

                                                                                                              Honestly, it looks more like a spot for the ladder to hold onto. The ladder can then be moved out of the way during the day.

                                                                                                              [–]Dwonvtoe_me 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                              How the hell do you make the bed?

                                                                                                              [–]LoyalCassius 72 points73 points ago

                                                                                                              bachelor pad

                                                                                                              [–]shewok 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                              Through the windows of course.

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                                                                                                                [–]ktotheooter 71 points72 points ago

                                                                                                                Works great until the guy breaks both of his arms in a freak ice cream cone accident.

                                                                                                                [–]tontyismynameyeh 57 points58 points ago

                                                                                                                freak ice cream cone accident

                                                                                                                wat.

                                                                                                                [–]FuriousBanana 86 points87 points ago

                                                                                                                http://i.imgur.com/7FSEd.png

                                                                                                                [–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                I think that just increased the wat.

                                                                                                                [–]fondupot 37 points38 points ago

                                                                                                                wat.

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                                                                                                                  [–]edwartica 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                  I know, right? And if he gets the flu...well, sucks to be him.

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                                                                                                                    [–]Booobs11 373 points374 points ago

                                                                                                                    a bachelors pad that will keep your virginity in tact

                                                                                                                    [–]hereforeyebleach 603 points604 points ago

                                                                                                                    Actually I would imagine the act of pulling yourself up and then reaching down to her and gently pulling her up into the bed would cause her panties to drop during the ascension.

                                                                                                                    [–]postedstreetcar 149 points150 points ago

                                                                                                                    "Come hither, my princess" "Awww...you're soo c-" crashes onto floor, pulling you down with her. Fractured leg and broken collarbone. Sleep on floor for a month.

                                                                                                                    [–]dormedas 43 points44 points ago

                                                                                                                    Doesn't matter; would still attempt sex.

                                                                                                                    [–]mlkelty 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                    Doesn't matter; had concussed sex?

                                                                                                                    [–]red321red321 279 points280 points ago

                                                                                                                    GGG

                                                                                                                    good guy gravity

                                                                                                                    [–]neverendingninja 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                    Lets go of the woman

                                                                                                                    Hangs on to her underwear.

                                                                                                                    [–]draw_art 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                    Waiting for shittywatercolor.

                                                                                                                    [–]Blueriel 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                    Huh. Better summon him again. Shitty_Watercolour Shitty_Watercolour Shitty_Watercolour.

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                                                                                                                      [–]SoCo_cpp 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                                      and make sure you sleep on the floor when you come home drunk.

                                                                                                                      [–]tontyismynameyeh 92 points93 points ago

                                                                                                                      *intact

                                                                                                                      It's one word, mate.

                                                                                                                      [–][deleted] 84 points85 points ago

                                                                                                                      No he meant it would keep his virginity tactfully.

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                                                                                                                        [–]slimbruddah 54 points55 points ago

                                                                                                                        No no you got it wrong. This pad is fat chick proof.

                                                                                                                        [–]ErnieTheGiant 16 points17 points ago

                                                                                                                        Just fucking means you're not man enough to throw your fat wench onto your bed.

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                                                                                                                          [–]Johanu 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                          Why, may I ask? Nothing really out of the ordinary with this room other than the bed.

                                                                                                                          [–]RandomWorkAccount 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                          accessibility

                                                                                                                          [–]MildManneredFeminist 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                          Bit hard for your date to get on the bed, if she isn't both as tall as you and as in shape.

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                                                                                                                            [–]guagamole 121 points122 points ago

                                                                                                                            Seems to me that it's not only a great way to stay in shape, but at least when you get super drunk one doesn't have to worry about the ugly fat chick getting into bed with you.

                                                                                                                            [–]ONXwat 96 points97 points ago

                                                                                                                            Dude i don't liike the prospect of getting into that bed while super drunk at all

                                                                                                                            [–]ljarvie 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                                            Better yet, trying to get out to go to the bathroom while you're still drunk.

                                                                                                                            [–]victoryvines 51 points52 points ago

                                                                                                                            Agreed. My roommate tried to get out of bed drunk, and fell five and a half feet from her bunk bed. She then ripped all of the bedding off of her mattress and made a nest of it on the floor, mumbling, "Racial slurs, racial slurs," over and over.

                                                                                                                            To clarify, she wasn't saying, "Spic, nigger, chink," she was actually saying the phrase, "Racial slurs." She has no memory of the entire incident, and thought she had simply fallen asleep on the floor the night before, until she noticed her bruises.

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                                                                                                                                  [–]Doctor_Sauce 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                                                                  Where's the repost bot?

                                                                                                                                  I don't care that it's a repost, but I am curious as to how many times I've seen this.

                                                                                                                                  Usually he's around here somewhere...

                                                                                                                                  [–]Dazlinna 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                                                  title comnts points age /r/
                                                                                                                                  This room. I want it. 5coms 10pts 2mos pics
                                                                                                                                  Best bachelor apartment ever 1719coms 1612pts 7mos pics
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                                                                                                                                  [–]QualityEnforcer 23 points24 points ago

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                                                                                                                                  [–]LeAnnderthal 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                  What happens if you break your arm/wrist/finger?

                                                                                                                                  [–]Binerexis 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                                                  Use your teeth.

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                                                                                                                                    [–]rakuenCallisto 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Who the hell has this type of money?

                                                                                                                                    Not to sound like a poor person, but JESUS that place is amazing!

                                                                                                                                    Even for how small it is, that would probably be the best place to live, ever.

                                                                                                                                    [–]biowtf 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Poor person! Poor person! Poor person!

                                                                                                                                    [–]gooneh 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                    I saw ".gif", clicked anyway, squinted and waited about 30 seconds for a screaming zombie or something. Then I noticed the pullup/entry bar. Cool.

                                                                                                                                    [–]SKSmokes 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                    All drunk sex must take place on the floor.

                                                                                                                                    [–]UnknownProphet 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                                                    stupid scumbag brain...made me think too deeply into this...ended up banging a bodybuilder chic with oiled pecs. vomits and cries

                                                                                                                                    [–]yabigbabybbq 34 points35 points ago

                                                                                                                                    You dont need to be a bodybuilder to lift your own bodyweight.

                                                                                                                                    It should really be a minimum fitness test.

                                                                                                                                    [–]renegade 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Very much agreed. When I set out to get at least not fat and out of shape the measure I knew would be success is being able to do chin ups. It is a nice meeting point of gaining strength and losing excess baggage. And it is how I judge that I'm not backsliding now.

                                                                                                                                    [–]brevityis 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                    But this isn't just doing chin-ups, this is doing a chin-up and then somehow curling your whole lower torso up and over not just the bar, but something that ends at least 2 inches above the bar. Let's not forget it's also a flat plane surface.

                                                                                                                                    Were it far enough from the bed that you could do a curl-up, then twist and hook a leg around the bar, and THEN transfer to the bed, it might work. Hell, if the bar were even at the level of the bed it might work, but it's not. It is below that flat surface, which = problems.

                                                                                                                                    That's why it's there for a ladder.

                                                                                                                                    [–]brianpv 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                                                    But this isn't just doing chin-ups, this is doing a chin-up and then somehow curling your whole lower torso up and over

                                                                                                                                    It's called a muscle up.

                                                                                                                                    [–]ClockCat 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                    Have you never climbed out of a pool before?

                                                                                                                                    Or climbed a tree. Or well anything.

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                                                                                                                                        [–]TheWhiteeKnight 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Yes, the pecs will be under the tits too, so then the tits sit on the bulging rippliness of the muscles. IMAGINE IT.

                                                                                                                                        [–]Tobislu 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                        Does anyone know where I can actually BUY a house like this?

                                                                                                                                        [–]pvthotwings 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                                                        The bed is right above the kitchen...My bed would wreak of bacon.

                                                                                                                                        [–]SubmarinesAreCool 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                                                        I believe the word you're looking for may be reek :)

                                                                                                                                        [–]turnips8424 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                                        Reek, Reek, it rhymes with leek

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                                                                                                                                            [–]coelfrier 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                            On a practical note, it would be a bitch to change the sheets on this bed

                                                                                                                                            [–]GilTheARM 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Great idea, though I suspect the ladder is hidden.

                                                                                                                                            What about when it burns down and the FD doesn't know that you may be up there because the ladder isn't apparent.

                                                                                                                                            [–]brevityis 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Except if you tried it you'd be scrabbling at the flat surface of that loft like Mufasa on the cliff.

                                                                                                                                            The bar's not far enough out for a good old monkey-bars style leg wrap to complete the transition between one level and the next, and unless you're an Olympic gymnast you're not going to curl up and over the bar if you try to do a chin-up facing the camera. The only option is to try to do a chin up facing away from the camera and then try to drag yourself up over the bar with your fingertips on a smooth surface.

                                                                                                                                            Which is why it's a brace for a ladder, and not a chin-up bar.

                                                                                                                                            [–]Frazlon 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                                            how do you change the sheets

                                                                                                                                            [–]andrewsmith1986 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Bringing a girl home would be difficult.

                                                                                                                                            [–]The_Norwegian 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Just toss her up there. No biggie.

                                                                                                                                            Sleepwalking, on the other hand, would be a bad thing.

                                                                                                                                            [–]andrewsmith1986 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                            How would she go to the restroom in the night?

                                                                                                                                            [–]iamasociopath22 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Bucket on the floor, piss off the side. Hard mode on.

                                                                                                                                            [–]dan2737 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                                            Buy a stepladder.

                                                                                                                                            [–]nickismynickname 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                                                                            I hate it! I want my real ladder!

                                                                                                                                            [–]JDUB316 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                                            stepbladder*

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                                                                                                                                                [–]addiv 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                                                That chair is looking cozy right about now.

                                                                                                                                                [–]Aaron252016 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                                It's all fun and games until he gets drunk and can't get up

                                                                                                                                                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                                                                                literally the worst place to have a stomach virus.

                                                                                                                                                [–]shrike_13 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                                how da the fat white biddies goina get in ma bed son.

                                                                                                                                                [–]facetothedawn 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Yeah but how do you get chicks up there? The tipsy ones won't stand for it I'll tell you that much

                                                                                                                                                [–]KeeperofTerris 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                                                                Also, no fat chicks

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