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The Brown Noise (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CapnBadass 158 points159 points ago

This'll teach ye to blow that thing at me!

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

So the dog is a pirate?

[–]zosoyoung 37 points38 points ago

Was that not obvious from the gif?

[–]TheAristrocrats 10 points11 points ago

I'll show ye.

[–]druumer89 2 points3 points ago

ass pirate

[–]SecretSnack 36 points37 points ago

Video?

[–]CopEatingDonut[S] 68 points69 points ago

Video

[–]SecretSnack 18 points19 points ago

That was a treat. :)

[–]digiorknow 4 points5 points ago

That dog didn't get any treats that evening.

[–]heyitzclint 5 points6 points ago

Hahahaha "RIDDLER TROPHY"

[–]ominoustoad 54 points55 points ago

I think that's pee

[–]TranceF0rm 25 points26 points ago

It is

[–]pork_sausage 17 points18 points ago

It was.

[–]amichaux 17 points18 points ago

It will be.

[–]TranceF0rm 14 points15 points ago

It has been.

[–]aromero 14 points15 points ago

It always was.

[–]StormyJet 11 points12 points ago

It always will be.

[–]birdnerd 43 points44 points ago

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]HumanZionite -3 points-2 points ago

in the future it will have been

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[–]YouEnglishNotSoGood 1 point2 points ago

Did you also start the fire? Cause we sure didn't.

[–]OSX2000 0 points1 point ago

It was always burning, since the world's been turning.

[–]Quill_ -3 points-2 points ago

Forever and ever

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[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

WTF is wrong with you... At least label it NSFW.

[–]Notrub42 16 points17 points ago

He did kind of put, "Here's a penis."

For some reason I clicked it too.

[–]mario1687 2 points3 points ago

Alright, not the only one who looked!

[–]Thick-McRunFast 0 points1 point ago

deaddove.jpeg

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I still expect didn't expect a penis.

[–]ProfessorDazzle 1 point2 points ago

Discovery of the yellow note?

[–]photogc 26 points27 points ago

This could rightly be posted in /r/JusticePorn

[–]good-guy-jay 22 points23 points ago

Well thats one way to shut it up

[–]TazerSquid 42 points43 points ago

Newton's Third Law - For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 56 points57 points ago

TIL a vuvuzela is the opposite of piss

[–]lifetothefullest54 11 points12 points ago

send to /r/nocontext IMMEDIATELY

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[–]nontamopiu -1 points0 points ago

She*

[–]lazypengu1n 20 points21 points ago

it literally shat a question mark, oh my god i was tearing up

[–]alexleafman 0 points1 point ago

It was urine.

[–]rickatnight11 11 points12 points ago

Yelling at a dog for shitting/peeing in response to what it sees as a threat is counter-productive. The dog is displaying submissive behavior and telling you that "you're the boss." If you yell, the dog will just shit/pee harder to tell you how much more of the boss you are.

[–]AVerbalAffair 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, but the owners assumed they were just playing.. Any person would have reacted the way they did. You'd be hard pressed to find someone who would just sit there and say, "Oh, I understand, my bad.. Go ahead and defecate all you want on our white carpet"

[–]rickatnight11 2 points3 points ago

I don't blame the owners for their reaction, as most people don't know this. This was intended to be an informational post. I believe the best response is to immediately walk to the door and whistle/chirp at the dog to come outside.

[–]AVerbalAffair 2 points3 points ago

I hear ya.. Either way, I'm sure anyone that reads this post doesn't dare blow a vuvuzela in their dog's direction anytime soon

[–]rickatnight11 1 point2 points ago

You could do it out in the yard for maximum lulz.

[–]T0mmySalami 3 points4 points ago

Just think, this is what everyone did at the world cup last year...

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Here we are, 2012, and we have to add written-out sound effects to gifs because we STILL don't have an easy way to upload and share videos with each other.

[–]TerranRepublic 4 points5 points ago

Texting wasn't popular on cell phones until long after people were using them for calls. Now you rarely see anyone bothering to call people. I am afraid that the internet may be going to same path but with gifs.

[–]CyborgDragon 1 point2 points ago

Here we are, 2012, and we have to add written-out sound effects to gifs because we NO LONGER don't have an easy way to upload and share videos with each other.

FTFY

Fucking youtube. Google has been butchering it left and right :(

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

I've never uploaded a video to Youtube, ever, but judging by how many retarded people get videos up there, I always assumed it must be extremely easy.

[–]CyborgDragon -1 points0 points ago

Well, easy to upload, bit harder to share, what with youtube breaking for a lot of people.

[–]Exchequer_Eduoth 0 points1 point ago

Flash player crashes, once an hour and a half, almost like clockwork.

[–]BubbaWoop 0 points1 point ago

Turn on HTML5 YouTube then, google it because I'm on my phone at the moment.

[–]Exchequer_Eduoth 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the info, I'll see if there's an improvement.

[–]BubbaWoop 0 points1 point ago

Google butchered it? How? If you ask me it's getting better.

[–]rdeari1 -2 points-1 points ago

Whoosh.

[–]mindbleach 0 points1 point ago

WebP would probably provide a means to do it, since it's based on a video codec, but it wouldn't be a great idea. Images are more multitasking-friendly than any sort of audio.

[–]ignoramus012 16 points17 points ago

Poor dog was obviously severely distressed...

[–]spanktravision 4 points5 points ago

A dog will sometimes defecate out of submission IIRC, so yes, you sir are correct.

[–]nontamopiu 3 points4 points ago

They will also sometimes defecate to show dominance. Dogs don't really have a clear poo language.

[–]metallink11 3 points4 points ago

I don't know. In the video it seems like he was having a good time until a couple seconds before shitting.

[–]Brachial 10 points11 points ago

A wagging tail does not always mean a happy dog.

[–]ignoramus012 0 points1 point ago

I've had a few dogs and while each dog has its own personality, the signs of nervousness are pretty clear, especially if you know the dog.

[–]matttrope 2 points3 points ago

my dog does that with the vacuum

[–]BubbaWoop 2 points3 points ago

Start vacuuming

Dog shits on floor

Vacuum it up

Dog shits again

It's a viscous cycle huh

[–]SmellyGoateeGuy 2 points3 points ago

viscous

*giggle

[–]nontamopiu 1 point2 points ago

Oh god.. Fresh dog poo in a vacuum cleaner? Excuse me whilst I vomit.

[–]QuantumHelix 12 points13 points ago

Poor dog :(

[–]hankofthehill[!] 13 points14 points ago

Really? He looked pretty wealthy to me. Well nourished, well groomed, in a nice hose, etc.

[–]canyoushowmearound 4 points5 points ago

it's just that she pissed herself in fear, I felt bad for her in the moment, she probably does have a great life overall. (assume girl from the way she peed)

[–]lesmax -3 points-2 points ago

...with an owner who tortures him with a vuvuzela. They deserved to have their carpet soiled.

[–]shinycarrot 3 points4 points ago

This was posted a month or so ago. And that isn't poo, the dog peed.

[–]Jeremy252 1 point2 points ago

I guess you could say you...

puts on sunglasses

Scared the shit out of him

YEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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[–]mitchij2004 1 point2 points ago

Piss? Or is this just stupid?

[–]TheAryanBrotherhood 0 points1 point ago

The Mythbusters should have tried this one.

[–]Nerobus 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, I can't stop laughing... No one should find poop as funny as I found this gif....

[–]no_pants 1 point2 points ago

I think we finally found out how to defeat the Vuvuzela. Anytime you hear one, stop and take a shit/piss on the ground.

[–]elevenothree 0 points1 point ago

he made a peedle!

[–]MorningLtMtn 0 points1 point ago

This should be crossposted to /r/justiceporn

[–]SPAZZEH 0 points1 point ago

Dog: 1 Vuvuzuela: 0

[–]_Mattman_ 0 points1 point ago

For those looking for more information, etc, etc.

[–]WeirdoDJ 0 points1 point ago

You just lost. The game, life, everything.

[–]willief 0 points1 point ago

Well you were trying to take the piss out of him.

[–]S4NDW1CHHH 0 points1 point ago

The thumbnail makes it look like an ignited fart for some reason.

[–]zadude 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this for HOURS!

[–]photoknut 0 points1 point ago

Thats a piss poor attempt at scaring the shit out of that dog...

[–]Skot_Skot 0 points1 point ago

*yellow noise

[–]Dat_Ninja86 0 points1 point ago

This is totally my dog lol.

[–]trees_at_school 0 points1 point ago

Whoever that was deserved shit on the carpet for playing that.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

I think anyone who owns a vuvuzela deserves this.

[–]browniecookie 1 point2 points ago

Serves the fucking vuvuzeling faggot right.

[–]chan865 0 points1 point ago

Literally annoyed the shit out if him haha

[–]samw3d 0 points1 point ago

Fucking mean to the dog, this isn't funny

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

That's what you get for scaring your poor pup :(

[–]sl8_slick 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was referring to the brown note, this was unexpected....

[–]80-m 0 points1 point ago

Brown note

[–]Skeetronic 0 points1 point ago

Vuvuzelas are incredibly loud to people. Imagine if you were born with super hearing...

[–]Codito1 0 points1 point ago

Total, uncalled for, uncontrollable panic. That dog had no idea what to do with himself. "Uh,uh, okay I'm just gonna poop right here."

[–]maratam 0 points1 point ago

Thats what u get for blowing that shit!

[–]fuck_samuel83 0 points1 point ago

Does this mean "white noise" causes what I think it causes?

[–]noahjpryor 0 points1 point ago

So your going to scare it shitless, And then get mad when it pissed on the floor?

[–]ialsolovebees 0 points1 point ago

Except it's the yellow noise.

[–]furryfrank 0 points1 point ago

Almost watched this before going to the bathroom

[–]JGsEvo 0 points1 point ago

Dog: you wanna keep blowing, blow on this bitch!

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[–]Kensin 2 points3 points ago

which is probably why he owns a vuvuzela in the first place. As far as I can tell the only reason to have one is to piss other people off.

[–]Genmaken 2 points3 points ago

Now he's an asshole with a shit stain on his carpet.

[–]WordsWithNerds -1 points0 points ago

Looks like he hit the poop note.

[–]centuryman -1 points0 points ago

That dog was literally scared shitless.

[–]jlevil 1 point2 points ago

He found the one specific frequency that releases a dog's bowels. It sounds like this: BBRRRRRRRRRRR! (Oh, shit. Excuse me for a moment.)

[–]hoonboof 1 point2 points ago

If I had ears that sensitive and someone was blasting a vuvuzela in my ears I'd pee on their carpet too!

[–]Khiraji 1 point2 points ago

It's PISS. NOT POO. POO IS NOT YELLOW AND LIQUID (you hope).

[–]JoeTheDolfan 0 points1 point ago

karma in a gif

[–]mikeh8193 -1 points0 points ago

Stop it your gonna break reddit!

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