This picture was taken this morning, the sign said 'spine' yesterday. ಠ_ಠ

Qzy · 3 months

TIL spine can be rearranged to penis

PSBlake · 3 months

In Murfreesboro, TN, just a few blocks North of MTSU campus, another chiropractor's sign would occasionally read "If your spine was on your face, you'd take better care of it."

I say occasionally, because it rarely stayed that way for more than an hour.

DrDWayneLove · 3 months

Oh my god. Penis is an anagram of spine. This changes everything.

no_YOURE_sexy · 3 months

I imagined scoliosis of the penis and shivered.

munge_me_not · 3 months

heh heh... Long's Chiropractic

brilliant_fungi · 3 months

It's those damn kids from the Captain Underpants books!

landbeaver · 3 months

Apparently I'm pretty immature because that made me laugh out loud at work.

DefiantlyNotAnAlt · 3 months

False advertising. My penis is gay and I'm having the time of my life.

X-Craft · 3 months

Still true, though.

bewbsrkewl · 3 months

It's true, actually, because my penis is crooked as fuck and life is just "okay" for me, not "great".

LeStab · 3 months

Still a bone, just different location.

digitalchris · 3 months

I like your clever use of the look of disapproval and neither confirming nor denying that YOU rearranged the letters.

Giving_In · 3 months

Thank you for not posting this to /wtf

dudas91 · 3 months

But life would be terrible if your spine was straight. It's naturally curvy! Darned chiropractor should take an anatomy class.

Bosticles · 3 months

False. My curve allows me to get at places that others can't.

DarkwingDoug · 3 months

Holy shit I pass this sign on my way to work everyday...should have payed closer attention today

Anarchophobia · 3 months

After a painstaking effort, Dr. Alan Harper opened a new clinic, only to be ruined by his brother Charlie.

chaotic_phoenix · 3 months

Their just mad because their not part of the C.C.C. Crooked Cock Club.

ILL_Show_Myself_Out · 3 months

A chiropractor with a boner better do some whackin before he gets crackin.

youreembarrassing · 3 months

Lancaster represent, that's Columbia ave.

BlandUserName · 3 months

Now that's my kind of chiropractor!

UOmeall · 3 months

Both are very true

fraiditaintso · 3 months

Doc', can you help me work out the kinks?

thelehmanlip · 3 months

Hey I live in the 717! :)

[deleted] · 3 months

This reminds me of the time I rearranged an ice cream shop sign so that they had "porknuts" on special.

SuperKlydeFrog · 3 months

especially in the morning!

[deleted] · 3 months

my wang is shaped like a banana :[

RyVal · 3 months

about 15 years ago there was a bowling alley that had a big sign and always had a huge message (too long to ever read while driving by). My friend and I changed it to: Watch Our Big Cock Explode all over Sally's Tits on the TV"

It stayed like that for a week before it got changed. I snickered twice a day (to and from work) for an entire week. Good Times. Good Times.

It was impressive because we did it without the use of an annagrammer, no such thing existed (internet early days).

Ruddiver · 3 months

I believe that is also Chick-Fil-A's tagline.

Stevenator1 · 3 months

I wish I could upvote you more! Man people have gotten really imaginative with this. I used to have a hell of a lot of fun going around my neighborhood doing this. I would sit for an hour in front of these signs to come up with really complex anagrams. That was my childhood entertainment right there.

Krail · 3 months

I dunno, it's pretty good with a little bit of curve to it, too.

Private_Stock · 3 months

My friends and I drunkenly rearranged the letters on a sign in front of a sports bar. They were having some sort of event soon and it originally said (amongst other things) something like "Free Stuff and Dunk Tank"

We drove by the next morning hungover as shit and it still read "eat muff and cunt dank"

poetry.

EjaculateEvacuator · 3 months

Great, now I can't get the phrase "herniated dick" out of my head.

The_Cooler_King · 3 months

The works of George Beard and Harold Hutchins.

flytaggart1 · 3 months

Harold Hutchins and George Beard?

Neuro_Prime · 3 months

Wait...shouldn't a chiropractor know that a straight spine is actually a bad thing?

2_EASY_2_REGISTER · 3 months

And this is why I told the Chiropractor I work for, "You don't want a marquis board in this town, this world."

anton645 · 3 months

all i could think of is these guys

CptQuestionMark · 3 months

Cpt underpants?

endercoaster · 3 months

Actually has better rhythm in my opinion.

Smaktat · 3 months

That doesn't seem so hard to do.

StewieBanana · 3 months

As a former sufferer of Peyronie's disease, I can vouch for this.

PankyFlamingos · 3 months

Can't say I don't disagree

Squalor- · 3 months

Calling someone spineless is pretty synonymous for penisless, anyway.

tetrasyzygy · 3 months

I read "Spline" at first

I thought this was going to be a sim city thing.

zipzap21 · 3 months

How do you straighten a penis?
Very carefully!

sirprizes · 3 months

Well they're not wrong. Also, whenever you're naked it's generally a good thing because great things happen when you're naked. Sex, showers, sleep... what's not to love?

Saronix · 3 months

And all this time I thought the curvature was normal. :(

bookon · 3 months

Steve Martins Spinal Beauty Cream... New Formula.

jwlagina · 3 months

I thought that's why everyone went to the chiro

jamesfordsawyer · 3 months

Long's Chiropractic. Heh.

HiImTed · 3 months

Life can still be pretty good with a bent penis too, don't discount the bent penises.

frist_psot · 3 months

If your spine is straight, something is wrong. It's supposed to be curved.

Flying_Robo_Waffle · 3 months

I have scoliosis, so I used to make this joke all the time to people. That I would never have a straight penis.

tbandit · 3 months

What kind of message are you trying to send here? I don't think penis curvature has anything to do with how great or not great your life can be. So far we only have the opinion of one out of an unspecified number of chiropractors. In fact, I've heard more evidence for people upward curving penises having great lives.

dirtyjersey84 · 3 months

This didn't need disapproving eyes, truer words have never been said!

glubert · 3 months

While we're on the subject, I'm currently looking for a chiropractor to crack my penis.

mjbstd17 · 3 months

Bet they won't make that boner again

[deleted] · 3 months

So I was going to be all like /u/found_you but then I found that the street view image is old and the sign doesn't seem to be put up yet.

Well, for what it's worth:

found you

korpsart · 3 months

Life is great when your penis is spine? I don't get it

Madonkadonk · 3 months

This sounds like a new anti-gay slogan

cstock53 · 3 months

You live in the 717 too?! :O

sexi_squidward · 3 months

(In response to it being spine before

Well my life must be terrible since I have mild scoliosis lol

wadjet_ki · 3 months

I'm going to be tearing around rearranging all the spines from now on.

pabstcity · 3 months

I mean, he's not wrong...

gonz0 · 3 months

Thanks to this pic, when I look at "spine" i see only "penis".

allforoneoneforall · 3 months

As someone working in a scoliosis research lab, my research just became 10x more meaningful

BigStank · 3 months

So .. life can't be great if my penis is crooked? I have been living a lie all this time ... F me.

SULLYvin · 3 months

And suddenly, the nostalgia of Captain Underpants comes rushing in.

wellhushmypuppies · 3 months

they may want to invest in a locked cover for that board.

Minerva89 · 3 months

Actually, if your spine was straight, it'd warp your other anatomy too. Your spine should have 2 x primary and 2 x secondary curvatures to them in the sagittal plane... just not excessively and not in the coronal plane.

Coffeebeanfacespoon · 3 months

My penis is bent to the left thanks to excessive masturbation. Spongy and soft on one side and hard on the other lol.

sfguy1977 · 3 months

Life is also great when your penis is gay too.

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