my response when someone calls me gay

My favorite was when high school boys called me a dyke in front of all their friends. My response was always "yeah, I think girls are attractive. Why, don't you?"

Never quite knew what to say to that one.

CupBeEmpty · 1 month

When people say something is gay I turn toward them, stare them directly in the eye, and in a low yet excited voice I slowly say

"I know, I fucking love it too."

Casual_Liar · 1 month

what movie is this from?

dazwah · 1 month

When people call me gay, I tell them to tell their dad I say "Hello." A "Your Dad" joke hits harder than a "Your mom" joke.

Decyde · 1 month

I just say you want to make out about it?

Shuyo · 1 month

I've been waiting for months to see that kid in this subreddit. This makes me happy.

KlepticKukumber · 1 month

See me after class!

riley900 · 1 month

Such an awesome movie.

mrhooch · 1 month

Is that Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle in drag back there??

Rc591323 · 1 month

I watched this movie yesterday! That guy is just plain awesome and fabulous :3

CACTUS_GANG_RAPE · 1 month

"You."

"Billy we've already told me off, let's move on."

"You're tacky and I hate you."

"Ok you see me after class."

nebbish · 1 month

I like to say "I'll rape you, then we'll see who's gay"

reddeth · 1 month

I've always preferred "I'm not gay, I'm just FABULOUS!"

cmasterflex · 1 month

"Don't you be talking about my bow tie."

zyedy · 1 month

When someone calls me gay, I figure it means I dress well and look particularly clean. That's what happens if you're confident in your sexuality.

LordOfTheMongs · 1 month

Mine is: Bitch puh-lease, I'm straighter than the pole your mom is dancing on!

TheWhitePony · 1 month

Whenever someone calls ME gay I say "And your point is?" For some reason, they never have a good comeback for that. The closest thing to an insult that anyone could muster was. "Ha, you like dicks in your mouth!", at which that point I usually say "And you care why?"

After that they usually just walk away without saying anything else, because they don't either don't want to make a scene, look bad in front of their friends, or they don't know what to say. Luckily when I go out I usually have a few friends around as well, so if anything ever goes wrong with that (which nothing has so far), I don't get jumped.

Geminii27 · 1 month

"Sorry, hon, you're not my type."

IsaacAccount · 1 month

"See anything you like?"

capnjack78 · 1 month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVohBBNYOks

pxsalmers · 1 month

What's even funnier is I know this kid, he lives in my town and I was friends with his older brother back in the day.

ForeverReal · 1 month

Now where did that novelty account that calls people gay, go ?

GRFatman · 1 month

I am tall, fat, and have ASPD along with anger issues.. I just usually unleash a tirade of profanity on everyone and expect the "better people" to simply ignore me lol

el_churro · 1 month

Best response to that is from Shane from Weeds. "Yeah, so suck my dick!"

Regreddit_later · 1 month

My god why haven't I seen this movie? I've officially spent far too much time looking at YouTube clips rather than work.

KaizerSmokeHaze · 1 month

I shit you not, I played hockey with this actor's older brother. One time, the actor came to a game and half the team chased him around for his autograph.

iwaxeverything · 1 month

Fancy Pants :D

Netzaj · 1 month

I'm fabulous

darya521 · 1 month

I wonder what that kid looks like now.

smokebubbles · 1 month

You call that style? Look at that bowtie!

kitka9 · 1 month

Someone please tell me where this is from....

YetiLucha · 1 month

In high school I always said "Why yes! I want your dick in my mouth!" Oh the angry shouting that followed.

littleguyinahat · 1 month

What, just because I like sucking cock?

bingojak · 1 month

That's a pretty gay response. You can take that as a compliment.

abucketofpuppies · 1 month

My Response: "You wish!"

mendy929 · 1 month

I've always preferred "I'm not gay, I'm just FABULOUS!".

TrustmeIknowaguy · 1 month

Bitch, I'm fabulous!

maxvcore · 1 month

I just go "Nah, sorry man, but I know a great guy who is if you're interested! ^{_^"} and they usually get all flustered.

Firetear · 1 month

I'll probably be downvoted, but what is this from?

derpina_is_a_mermaid · 1 month

Can't believe someone hasn't already done this. I want to forget this movie but I love it so hard. (See below.)

Anyway: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt5xbwy36lE

19Delta · 1 month

Your gay ... Haha I wonder how many people have already commented that

ChriztianW1998 · 1 month

I've seen this movie at least 5 times. I am overqualified to understand that reference.

Joshi825 · 1 month

so you are gay

bustmynuts · 1 month

This could be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Congrats OP.

atietiea · 1 month

Seriously best movie ever:)

NugHug · 1 month

makes you sound even more GAY

[deleted] · 1 month

Shut up fag

user_name2 · 1 month

Blatantly karma whoring because reddit is going to have a circlejerk all over this. You're probably not even gay.

Reggieperrin · 1 month

So what you are trying to say is that you are in fact gay.

jjjwalker101 · 1 month

I don't mind normal gay people, but if your one of those all up in people face gay I want you to die. Downvotes please

10010101 · 1 month

DoctorJoeseph · 1 month

DAE QUOTE LINES FROM MOVIES BECAUSE THEY AREN'T FUNNY OR ORIGINAL?

ObliviousDerpMaster · 1 month

Don't be a dick because someone else is an ass, instead make a joke. Try saying back to them "I'll suck you gay," then give them a smile and a wink.

ninjaonweekends · 1 month

Homophobic Seal chimes in with his words of wisdom... http://9gag.com/gag/2875486

EDIT: wtf have I done.

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