this post was submitted on
662 points (75% like it)
972 up votes 310 down votes

funny

subscribe2,576,629 readers

7,828 users here now

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 54 comments

[–]appropriate-username 82 points83 points ago

Well he DOES live in Bikini bottom...

[–]druminor 5 points6 points ago

and he's absorbent.

[–]Javalanche1 25 points26 points ago

Ooooooooooooooh. Who lives in vaginas for five days monthly.

[–]kire73 20 points21 points ago

Watch sponge on turn into Patrick!

[–]ChunkBunny 8 points9 points ago

If your bleeding vajayjay can turn a yellow bullet-shaped object into a salmon pink star-shaped object, you should consider calling an exorcist.

[–]AculticFly 4 points5 points ago

*SpongeBob

[–]kire73 6 points7 points ago

Damn...alien blue and iPhone autocorrect are a dangerous combination

[–]Truck_Thunders 1 point2 points ago

I've got a sponge on...

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 10 points11 points ago

Sponge Bob Blood Crotch is my favorite cartoon.

[–]bonnielovesclyde 18 points19 points ago

Is this real? I might be able to get my daughter to try them now. And I want them, too.

[–]laundromoat 8 points9 points ago

Nope, fake ad.

[–]I_did_not_rape_her 21 points22 points ago

wat.

[–]TinyNaught 8 points9 points ago

I agreed with you...then I saw your username...and I believed you.

[–]Kalanth 6 points7 points ago

Oh hai, Mark!

[–]tickleberries 11 points12 points ago

They should come in assorted colors. Yellow for Spongebob, pink for Patric, blue for Squidward, and red for Mr. Crabs. Oh and put their faces on them. They could put jokes on the insertion tubes. Oh and each box should come with a toy jelly fish or something.

[–]foreverscrolling 12 points13 points ago

why would want crabs... and why red.. anything but red..

[–]Chasingnever 2 points3 points ago

Now someone's thinking.

[–]Tiktaky 2 points3 points ago

Just want I felt like, Vibrant chemically-dyed paper pulp with jokes written on them to shove up my hoo-haa.

[–]Jinxo2 1 point2 points ago

I think they are all Mr Crabs by the time she is done with them.

[–]I_did_not_rape_her 5 points6 points ago

I am speechless. I would love to hear the reasons from their marketing team on this one.

[–]SubAtomicPlayboy 2 points3 points ago

They have to be kidding.

[–]ChunkBunny 0 points1 point ago

I'm 25. I'd buy those. I'm not afraid to admit that I love SpongeBob.

[–]AxeDrak 4 points5 points ago

Well, Spongebob IS absorbent...

[–]ThenItDid 5 points6 points ago

I saw this meme like a half a year ago... little did the guy who make this know

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/368hic/

[–]Deliberate_Reposter 9 points10 points ago

It might as well be Spongebob's dick... ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Chasingnever 1 point2 points ago

"Then drop on the deck and flop like a..." wait... WHAT?

[–]livinhd 1 point2 points ago

What little girl actually wants spongebob in her vagina

[–]schniepel89xx 1 point2 points ago

You'd be surprised.

[–]8biticon 1 point2 points ago

[–]Shoeboxes0 0 points1 point ago

What girl doesn't?

[–]NothingtodohereOGW 2 points3 points ago

Great, now my mind is plagued with the notion of putting Sponge Bob up a 13 year old's vagina. Excuse me while I repeatedly slam my head against the desk in order to extract that image from my mind.

[–]prettymuchdrunk 1 point2 points ago

I bet he doesn't want to be nearly as absorbent and yellow and porous.

[–]emmittsith 0 points1 point ago

Porous and Red is he...

[–]Galadron 0 points1 point ago

Well shit... Just think about how the people who ARE a model for tampax and how this makes them feel :(

[–]mongster2 0 points1 point ago

Might as well put SpongeBob's face on the tampon itself, it is a sponge after all. Or was the intention? I hope it wasn't...

[–]fergusp87 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a youthful Britney.

[–]allieharch 0 points1 point ago

There is no friggin' way this is a real thing. Please tell me it's not.

[–]DirtyShamonuhh 0 points1 point ago

Does this really exist?

[–]Willusions 0 points1 point ago

Is that a young Kate Upton?

[–]Skwerley 0 points1 point ago

Neither is she. This is grandpa's-email-forward material.

[–]Anima6six6 0 points1 point ago

Who in the heck thought this was a good idea? Just because he's a sponge or something!?