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How it felt when my girlfriend told me I gave her three orgasms. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]pitbull2k 134 points135 points ago

In a period of how many years?

[–]NamelessPurity 1 point2 points ago

Everyone else here was obliterated.

[–]AmmeppemmA -3 points-2 points ago

Came here to say this haha

[–]Sabvegas 38 points39 points ago

How you'll feel when you break up and she tells you that you actually gave her none

[–]Supertigy 6 points7 points ago

I initially read the title as "I gave her three organs."

I thought this was a rather cruel prank to play, but probably pretty funny.

[–]akumadiavolo -2 points-1 points ago

Pffft, as long as it was still good for him who cares?

[–]Crazyjoe04 102 points103 points ago

That's an odd way to feel when your girlfriend lies to you.

[–]IAmNearl 6 points7 points ago

Hey man that wasn't cool. I just spit coffee all over my monitor. Think before you post.

[–]Neostyle[S] 8 points9 points ago

Yeah man. Coffee isn't cheap.

[–]YourOldBoyRickJames -1 points0 points ago

Neither are sex dolls.

[–]Full_Of_Win 1 point2 points ago

Good thing lotion is.

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[–]eddhall 4 points5 points ago

Neither is butthurt

[–]_Lawlrus_ 41 points42 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/s3AoP.gif

[–]Neostyle[S] 0 points1 point ago

You are great!

[–]GreatestGatsby 36 points37 points ago

How it felt when my girlfriend told me I gave her three orgasms.

[–]sparton192 3 points4 points ago

OP has got to be lying. If you can't tell when she's having an orgasm by the 3rd time it's either a false story or his gf is lying.

Source: I've had sex

[–]Rayenae 2 points3 points ago

As a woman who has on rare occasion had 3 orgasms with my boyfriend, I have to say this isn't always the case. I tend to have wildly varying reactions to my orgasms and he has a hard time telling for sure.

[–]attemptedactor -1 points0 points ago

Nah it's possible. It's just easier to tell if they react physically a certain way. My ex would tremble pretty violently every time. Some emote their pleasure more than others... Some also just orgasm more than others.

[–]teabagdepot -2 points-1 points ago

upvote for source

[–]krejcitheking 23 points24 points ago

Hands can have orgasms now?

[–]OHAITHARU 13 points14 points ago

Mine shakes alot after, does that count?

[–]B_S_O_D -1 points0 points ago

Adrenaline is one hell of a drug.

[–]krejcitheking -2 points-1 points ago

If it feels good.

[–]deadned 13 points14 points ago

I remember the last time I gave a girl an orgasm

She spit it out and left a little stain on the car's seat.

[–]proudpotamus -1 points0 points ago

well played.

[–]kire73 5 points6 points ago

That was how I felt when I finally beat contra

[–]ZzCARLOSzZ 8 points9 points ago

How she felt after she told you

[–]agobayer 4 points5 points ago

this just feels like a brag post...downvote

[–]TheDaggle 9 points10 points ago

Yeeeeeah, uh, if you didn't notice them, they didn't happen. Nice of her to say, though.

[–]ta1ntdude 4 points5 points ago

How to tell if shes faking it. Do something annoying like flick her on the forehead while she's having one. If she's faking it she will get pissed and stop you. If she's not after like 30 seconds she'll get pissed.

[–]Manic_Zed -1 points0 points ago

There is a real scientific way of seein if she is faking, the area just above the genitals blushes ad becomes a rose hue.

[–]Peaslepuff 1 point2 points ago

His way is a lot funnier.

[–]jnelson1094 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant!

[–]DookieXplodr 0 points1 point ago

How it felt for you, our your girlfriend?

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

How did you know your hand came three times?

[–]HyZerboy 0 points1 point ago

did she mention she normally has 6?

[–]reneepussman 2 points3 points ago

If she has to tell you, she's lying.

[–]SabreDeC 2 points3 points ago

As a girl who has been the one to have said consecutive orgasms....we feel the same.

[–]twopacuafina 3 points4 points ago

MFW I TOLD MY BF THAT HE GAVE ME 3 ORGASMS AND HE ACTUALLY GAVE ME 47

[–]Serule 1 point2 points ago

you have to have her tell you when she has an orgasm? you can't tell when it's happening?

[–]fatman69 2 points3 points ago

That was my first reaction. i mean, she had to tell you? Either she's a stone-cold statue, or you're bloody blind and def, but ain't no way to miss 3 orgasms on a woman

[–]The_Orange_Chair 1 point2 points ago

ITT: Bitter redditors get jealous of a of a small, but admirable achievement.

Call me when you in the double digits, son.

[–]thebayway 9 points10 points ago

of a of a of a of a

[–]IsaacAccount -4 points-3 points ago

I know, right? There's not a single pleasant comment in this thread.

[–]Neostyle[S] 0 points1 point ago

Sadly.

[–]Peaslepuff -1 points0 points ago

Well, duh. It's a thread on /r/funny that's about orgasms. Most of the comments are going to be jokes, and it's too fucking easy coming up with jokes at your expense (but harmlessly so!). It's been so much fun that I wish I could upvote your post fifty times.

[–]sr20inans2000 -2 points-1 points ago

double digits of what, girls you banged?

[–]The_Orange_Chair -3 points-2 points ago

Orgasms given to a girl in a single sexual session

[–]sr20inans2000 0 points1 point ago

Oh lol. If she comes once I've been given Clarence to blow my load. Fuck trying as hard as you guys.

[–]AmmeppemmA -1 points0 points ago

I am in the double digits club. 11 in 20 minutes is my best.

[–]yelowpunk 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, everyone?

Everyone mocking people here, you're being ridiculous. Everyone feeling great for their 3 or 4 or 15 times, good job, regardless of the number.

I've dated girls that were unable to achieve (at least, from me) and I've dated girls that would have one every 1-3 minutes.

It's different for everyone, so you might as well be laughing at people that have brown hair.

Good job, OP.

[–]namfonos 0 points1 point ago

ya ok sure. everyone knows girls don't cum. right? right?

[–]Neostyle[S] 5 points6 points ago

Son, have you heard about the robots and the cheese?

[–]RiNgO70 4 points5 points ago

Wat?

[–]kire73 2 points3 points ago

I think we better have a little chat

[–]Smelly_dildo 0 points1 point ago

Most girls can't cum from intercourse, however in my extensive (for a Redditor) experience, most girls can have orgasms from oral sex. It helps to ask them what that like, and each girl is a bit different in regards to what gets them off. One of my first girlfriends (second one actually) told me she faked it the first few times (to "throw me a bone" lol) and blamed it on the fact that she was too nervous. So making them comfortable is important. Although part lf it was probably that I hadn't quite figured out what exactly she liked yet. There are usually telltale signs that a girl is having an orgasm- vaginal contractions, they often shake, they get something analogous to our refractory period after orgasm where it's (it being the clit) is too sensitive to be touched comfortably. It is pretty obvious, and unless the girl is an Oscar-winning actress, I don't think it could be well-faked. The lengths of these refractory periods vary, but are usually much shorter than for most men (i.e. few minutes at most). So 3 orgasms back to back isn't unheard of orally, but very girls can do that during sex. Sometimes if you start icing then right after an oral orgasm they can have another one, but you have to have kinda worked the g-spot prior. That's just my two cents. Please share your experiences so we can learn and grow together, and hopefully get girls sexually addicted to us, lulz.

[–]namfonos 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for that very insightful input Smelly_dildo.

[–]Smelly_dildo 0 points1 point ago

icing* was supposed to be fucking btw. Typo, iPhone autocorrect.

[–]thankyoudan 0 points1 point ago

For years I never had an orgasm, until I met Dan. First time we were together I came 5 times. Since then he's made me cum as much as 15 times.. in half an hour. Sidenote: turned out I'm a squirter. Can't fake that!

[–]ProstetnicVogonJelz -1 points0 points ago

This is the thread that convinced you to make an account? This?

[–]thankyoudan -1 points0 points ago

Why not?

[–]thehookah -1 points0 points ago

or it's a throw-away account you cretin.

[–]ProstetnicVogonJelz -1 points0 points ago

No shit.

[–]shags3379 -1 points0 points ago

he forgot to say related, the gif was of his girlfriend receiving those orgasms

[–]Tyyyler 1 point2 points ago

Gimme your best Snoop-Lion roar.

[–]Neostyle[S] 4 points5 points ago

Meow.

[–]jeepnjeff7 -1 points0 points ago

ONLY 3?!?! Amature!! ;)

[–]Neostyle[S] -1 points0 points ago

Ask you're wife...

[–]jeepnjeff7 0 points1 point ago

First- "your". Second- I did!! ;)

[–]EYES_WALL_OH -1 points0 points ago

Try seven.

[–]ohsocreamy -1 points0 points ago

You couldn't tell?

[–]immarried -1 points0 points ago

That's it?

[–]oBEASTity45 -1 points0 points ago

Ccccc Combo breaker

[–]Zubmeister -1 points0 points ago

My ex girlfriend used to have up to 4-5 orgasms almost every time (once even 6 :P)

[–]inajeep 1 point2 points ago

I hope my son doesn't read this .....

There is a way to tell. Without telling her, touch jer clit and if she jumps a little then they are still recovering from an orgasm, if they don't react, chances are she faked it.

Still reading son? Go take out the trash and see if you can look me in the eye.

[–]Peaslepuff 0 points1 point ago

Seems like someone is going through and systematically downvoting pretty much every comment on here that's making a joke about the girlfriend lying. I hope it's not the OP; that would be pathetic.

[–]ingsha -4 points-3 points ago

Gave one of my exes 3 as well. That feeling of accomplishment. Indescribable.

[–]Neostyle[S] -4 points-3 points ago

*Brofist.

[–]Hoozle 2 points3 points ago

3 Orgasms during the course of the entire relationship

[–]throwaway_for_NSFW 1 point2 points ago

I once gave a girl four (her claim, after the fact), by hand alone, while we were messing around in my car, after we got tipsy at a nearby bar. It seems I found the right finger configuration, angle, pressure, and tempo, and just kept hammering home.. BAM! let her recover a bit, then fire it up again. She was a bit of a noise-maker, and I think that only encouraged me to keep going for more – I'm a bit of a people-pleaser, too, so in a way I was getting off a little bit. Would've been pretty sweet if she'd reciprocated, but since we were out in public, we needed to make like her legs and split.

[–]Jiff57 -1 points0 points ago

she told you...........hahahaha i know.

[–]MyDeepDarkSecret -1 points0 points ago

A 1 night stand once said I gave her 4. Skeptical, but I was astounded to get any number above 1. I'm divorced, but I guess I learned something in 5 years of marriage (well in the first few months, anyway).

Congrats, man!

[–]username93 -1 points0 points ago

My boyfriend gave me three orgasms yesterday....seriously thought it was him bragging until I did a little stalking. And no I wasn't faking.

[–]Neostyle[S] 0 points1 point ago

:)

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[–]funkyfox 1 point2 points ago

Overly polite girl. I've lied to guys about size, but this is a self-defeating lie... the guy can't just tell? Why would she have to actually inform him? >.> That's a lie if you ask me.

[–]Neostyle[S] 5 points6 points ago

Convulsions.

[–]olegreeny 4 points5 points ago

Bags of sand.

[–]hefnetefne -1 points0 points ago

My record is 8.

She never gave me one though.

[–]sr20inans2000 6 points7 points ago

are you using your dick?

[–]hefnetefne -1 points0 points ago

yes

[–]sr20inans2000 -1 points0 points ago

Is she alive? What's the problem here?

[–]hefnetefne -1 points0 points ago

dude, shut up.

[–]sr20inans2000 0 points1 point ago

You not the least be intrigued by a man who can't cum?

[–]hefnetefne 0 points1 point ago

I've cum with plenty other girls. It's not like I've only been with this one.

[–]thirtythr33 1 point2 points ago

Believe it or not this does happen.

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[–]hefnetefne -1 points0 points ago

ok

[–]jason2li -1 points0 points ago

How it felt when my "girlfriend" told me I gave her three orgasms.

FTFY

[–]chadgiles -2 points-1 points ago

Was that total after the 5 years you've been together?

[–]nacho_flavored_cats -3 points-2 points ago

No neostyle, your hand is not a girlfriend. Haha just kidding. That is an achievement very rare men have so congrats

[–]wilsonics -3 points-2 points ago

Only three?

[–]The_Hamburger -4 points-3 points ago

Three

Hahahahah

Three

[–]MrGoldenVoice -2 points-1 points ago

Well done, sir.

[–]Peaslepuff -2 points-1 points ago

How you're going to feel when you realize she lied:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07nem1w9d1qcjokg.gif

[–]PercyChuggs -2 points-1 points ago

Was expecting the "Yeah! Fuck yeah!" newsguy. Disappointed.

[–]Matterror 1 point2 points ago

Random redditor delivers because I love this gif jif so much

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/yea-fuck-yea.gif

[–]MadroxKran -2 points-1 points ago

You guys set the bar so low.

[–]1arrow24 -2 points-1 points ago

Just 3?

[–]revrend_ -2 points-1 points ago

inb4 OP has a "girlfriend"

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