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After watching the Olympics for a few days on the American Networks (Fixed) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]clee-saan 23 points24 points ago

But you don't understand! If they don't delay the events, people might see a nipple.

A NIPPLE

Think of the consequences !

[–]came_here_2_say 9 points10 points ago

Our children might see that nipple, get an erection, and then start collecting their semen in a box! It's a downward spiral my good man... we mustn't allow it

[–]Blamemeta 7 points8 points ago

Dammit cumbox!!!

[–]AnonymousRitz 2 points3 points ago

Never forget...

[–]RAPECLUS7 0 points1 point ago

Is this not normal?

[–]tagrav 1 point2 points ago

please link me to this nipple you speak of

EDIT: Saw it on youtube. I shouldn't have even wasted my time.

[–]JabberJauw 20 points21 points ago

For those 8 hours we just assume we are better.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 15 points16 points ago

For the 4 years in between Olympics we assume that too.

[–]LaxMike 3 points4 points ago

We don't assume. We know.

[–]stugautz 4 points5 points ago

And if you beat us, we'll call you a steroid user!

or not show the event

[–]Zondraxor 1 point2 points ago

5-8 hours later

FTFY

[–]dumbkid 1 point2 points ago

I follow the per capita golds list, it puts it in perspective much better

[–]thefuckdude -1 points0 points ago

place 21 ...

fuck that

[–]MyAntiAlterEgo -1 points0 points ago

IIRC it's Bruce who takes that prize!

Edit: I was referring (incorrectly) to this list. Enjoy the video anyway.

[–]dumbkid 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea what you meant but that Monty Python sketch is really good

[–]ttnorac 0 points1 point ago

Who was the dick that got all pissy about people chanting "USA"?

[–]HighburyFieldsForeve 2 points3 points ago

Bin Laden ?

[–]ttnorac 0 points1 point ago

No. It actually was an American journalist.

[–]original-finder 0 points1 point ago

Original Submission (100%): After watching the Olympics for a few days on the American... [D]

Posted: 6h before this post by GETonME (fixed by RaggedClown)

This comment generated by an automated bot. Is this match wrong?

[–]snemand 0 points1 point ago

I don't know. Handball is all that matters.

[–]habbathejutt 0 points1 point ago

I'm so upset. My favorite local radio station announced who won what before NBC aired it. It's a no-win situation.

[–]Frosty9096 -2 points-1 points ago

original was better

[–]StinkyShoe -2 points-1 points ago

Except for China.

[–]hanner821 -1 points0 points ago

are you too good to post this in the comments of the original one? you had to go a put your 3 word comment in a completely new post.

[–]cruzer86 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, but now we all get to read it. What was the original?

[–]PopItUpSnowman -5 points-4 points ago

Better? have you guys seen China

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