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Oh you. Take one. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]notedlycircular 75 points76 points ago

Take a taco, too.

[–]os99 13 points14 points ago

Don't just stare at it, eat it!

[–]BigStank 5 points6 points ago

I will indeed take your Taco.

[–]FaithSkirata 1 point2 points ago

Bitch, get cho hands off my taco!

[–]markex 41 points42 points ago

someone should make a downvote one where he drops the chainsaw (now a downvote) on the hooker

[–]roboticinsides 52 points53 points ago

I would but I have to return some video tapes.

[–]PostalP 39 points40 points ago

Best I could do on short notice...

[–]markex 2 points3 points ago

Awesome :) Better than I could... ever.

[–]divisibleby5 1 point2 points ago

OH I FUCKING LOVE YOU FUCK YES SIR HAHAHAHAH

[–]Streeb-Greebling 21 points22 points ago

Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

[–]HappyAssassin 3 points4 points ago

Paul, squash?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

No can do... Got a dinner res with the upvoters at Dorcia..

[–]HappyAssassin 1 point2 points ago

Great sea urchen ceviche

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Jesus. Dorsia? On a Friday night? How'd he swing that?

[–]HappyAssassin 1 point2 points ago

I think he's lying

[–]StupidHaiku 15 points16 points ago

I can't wait for this

to be used thirty-thousand

times in the next week...

[–]Dr_UpVoter 31 points32 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/bZO2n.gif

[–]jondraper 9 points10 points ago

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

[–]NerdyChris 13 points14 points ago

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

[–]ghostface134 0 points1 point ago

No, I like music. Just they're... Huey's too black sounding for me.

[–]NerdyChris 1 point2 points ago

In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

[–]MrKrazybones 23 points24 points ago

Saw this movie for the first time last night, I know I'm a bit late but fuck I laughed at this part http://i.imgur.com/0KlOD.jpg

[–]AATroop 21 points22 points ago

Christian Bale was always a god. Even before he became the goddamn Batman.

[–]DJWhiteWalker 8 points9 points ago

I love that when he kills Paul Allen in that scene all of the dancing and nonsense was added and improvised by Bale

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/trivia

[–]account512 9 points10 points ago

Clip for those you want to watch : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEL8DzvaM

[–]TheTingler 0 points1 point ago

thanks man :)

[–]Past_Your_Faptime 0 points1 point ago

I will forever be able to hear: "Because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends... HEY PAUL"

[–]Givants 0 points1 point ago

"don't touch the watch"

[–]SpaghettiPillows 14 points15 points ago

Check 'em

[–]stash0606 4 points5 points ago

"It's hip to be square... HEY PAUL!"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRGH! like getting a reservation at Dorcia eh, you f***ing stupid bastaaaard!

[–]Koradro 1 point2 points ago

try getting a res...

FTFY

[–]Paulie_Walnuts23 2 points3 points ago

When sports came out in 83....

[–]Eustis 4 points5 points ago

I watched this movie for the first time a few months ago after seeing that image for years and years on 4chan and other places. When that popped up on the screen, it was like it was frozen in time. I was laughing so hard. It was awesome!

[–]abasss 2 points3 points ago

At this part only? It's my favourite dark comedy.

[–]spottedmilkslices 1 point2 points ago

Here's a gif of that moment, optimized for maximum pleasure.

[–]ghostface134 8 points9 points ago

Patrick that is so thought provoking

http://imgur.com/mf4a1

[–]bnfdsl 5 points6 points ago

my god that guy is creepy

[–]SnowingSwede 4 points5 points ago

Fucking Luis Carruthers, man.

[–]ghostface134 1 point2 points ago

Patrick, where did you get that overnight bag?

[Throws dead body in the trunk and slams it] Jean Paul Gaultier.

[–]a_random_hobo 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck did he fit a dead body in an overnight bag? Also, how did the doorman not notice the trail of blood left behind by dear Mr. Bateman?

[–]ghostface134 0 points1 point ago

unlike the text I think it was supposed to all be in Bateman's head

like Wizard of Oz

[–]SnowingSwede 0 points1 point ago

Two theories: The 80's was a self-obsessive shithole where people wouldn't even notice if you were a serial killer. Very often in the movie, the characters all confuse one another with other people, showing that they really don't care.

The other theory is that he's just batshit crazy and imagined everything.

[–]ChopToxicity 2 points3 points ago

Are you ok bnfdsl? You're sweating.

[–]Sparkyyy 4 points5 points ago

You take one as well.

[–]greaserabbit 4 points5 points ago

Right back at you.

[–]WillSnipeForPie 4 points5 points ago

I want my upvote in egg shell white.

[–]medicfourlife 4 points5 points ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

[–]EyesOnEverything 1 point2 points ago

New upvote gifs are always welcome.

[–]pup_181 1 point2 points ago

I have to return some video tapes.

[–]ABCosmos 1 point2 points ago

Id like to see this exact gif with a down-vote instead. This perfectly represents my feelings when someone says something so stupid that I don't feel the need to respond.

[–]Goddayyum 0 points1 point ago

Can someone make one with a downvote?

[–]InsaneSensation 0 points1 point ago

American psycho.

[–]belil569 0 points1 point ago

Love that movie

[–]Dockboy 0 points1 point ago

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

[–]dan_v_ploeg 1 point2 points ago

TAKE A MILLION! http://i.imgur.com/jrbes.gif

[–]kodywiddak 0 points1 point ago

Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it...Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

[–]Zachk907 -1 points0 points ago

Love the movie.

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

hah, I actually thought of making this but was too lazy to do it. Good job OP

[–]Novelt_Acct 0 points1 point ago

Since you're giving them out.................

[–]halapino -3 points-2 points ago

YES

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