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This has all just been terrible misunderstanding (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Actually, it should read OMFme you guys...

[–]JDiks -5 points-4 points ago

I laughed, but then realized it was Jesus so i take back my laugh

[–]NoNotWheatley23 7 points8 points ago

Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit are one person. It's like the Power Rangers are different people but then they mighty morph into a huge ass kicking machine.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Except, you know, they didn't decide that until 325 years after the crucifixion.

So the power rangers say their command to morph, and then their remains are found in a robot 325 years later.

[–]yomama1997 0 points1 point ago

Wow. That's the deepest spiritual thought I've ever seen.

[–]oapples5 2 points3 points ago

To be fair to Jesus though; figs can suck it. They're awful.

[–]billybigboobs 0 points1 point ago

I smirked

[–]backdroped 1 point2 points ago

this is still on the front page

[–]lolodotkoli 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain please? I don't care too much for religon of any kind.

[–]Steve132 0 points1 point ago

For what it's worth, he actually kinda does hate figs.

The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it. (Mk 11:12-15)

In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!” (Mk 11:20)

[–]Holyshista 0 points1 point ago

-.- repost from like yesterday Jesus step up your game.

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