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[–]bigrob31 507 points508 points ago

I Joseph Gordon-LOVE-it.

[–]Joseph_Gordon_Reddit 141 points142 points ago

I see what you did there with my name, nice.

[–]Monstermash042 25 points26 points ago

Seriously, do you people plan for these moments or do they just kinda happen?

[–]Cuddlebear1018 16 points17 points ago

Redditor for 9 months and 3k comment credit. That one just kinda happened =P

[–]WillWalrus 7 points8 points ago

credit

kreddit*

FTFY

[–]josephgordonreddit 13 points14 points ago

You again. YOU!

[–]Anonymo 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it be JGReditt?

[–]baked_potatoes4 108 points109 points ago

Fuck you, man

[–]jackshazam 71 points72 points ago

hey, now

[–]KiD_BeT 113 points114 points ago

You're a rockstar

[–]immatellyouwhat 69 points70 points ago

Get yer game on

[–]blessmehaxima 60 points61 points ago

Go. Playyy.

[–]MsAnnThrope 0 points1 point ago

Hey, now, don't dream it's over...

[–]robtheviking 3 points4 points ago

Hey hey...don't go out and punch this kid in the head now

[–]xStimorolx 3 points4 points ago

Rob, THE Vi-KING OF THE NORTH!

[–]adamwhoopass -1 points0 points ago

Why the fuck is everyone on Reddit inside of my head...

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 141 points142 points ago

In case you wanted to admire his many faces before the giant head swoops in, here they are.

[–]icecoldbabes 96 points97 points ago

gooby pls

[–]kakianyx 33 points34 points ago

[–]calicocelot 7 points8 points ago

Oh my God. Your comment just made my day.

[–]shiftius 21 points22 points ago

You must be having a really bad day

[–]vertson 0 points1 point ago

well played sir

[–]winesti 0 points1 point ago

Just watched that episode last night. Time for season five!

[–]taco_tuesdays 14 points15 points ago

This is what I came here for

[–]cronin1024 10 points11 points ago

Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!

[–]winesti 1 point2 points ago

You deserve more Karma for this.

[–]THISISNOVELTY 0 points1 point ago

OH DEAR GOD. I knew what was coming, and I still almost slipped off my seat

[–]noahjpryor -1 points0 points ago

Not seeing a bald one.

[–]Anonymo 0 points1 point ago

They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

[–]BellaGoBoom 0 points1 point ago

I don't see Hesher, man.

[–]CataclysmicKitten 139 points140 points ago

And yet, he is still so attractive.

[–]UNCROP 37 points38 points ago

Joseph Gordon Levitt's KNOCK KNEED SHAME

[–]Yellandy 7 points8 points ago

There is some excellent attention to detail in that picture. Ten points.

[–]latebloomr 42 points43 points ago

10/10 would bang

[–]Cathcart22 5 points6 points ago

10/10 would watch a movie he was in instead of banging him because I'm a guy....

[–]musclerunner 12 points13 points ago

I'm a guy and I'd... Oh, it'd take too long to explain.

[–]Lilchef 3 points4 points ago

I am a straight man and I would still hit that.

[–]AChanceRay 2 points3 points ago

Entire time spent watching Dark Knight Rises trying to figure out who was more attractive: JGL or Anne Hathaway. I'm a heterosexual man.

[–]Stingray191 88 points89 points ago

I fucking love this guy. He's got the acting range to do anything.

[–]MadePancakesOnce 68 points69 points ago

To me, it seems the older he gets, the more he resembles Heath Ledger. Am I just crazy?

[–]khaleesi_ 31 points32 points ago

[–]ninjames 5 points6 points ago

HOLY. SHIT.

[–]khaleesi_ 29 points30 points ago

The first time I saw him, years after third rock, I genuinely thought Heath Ledger was just making twice as many films.

[–]Dressedw1ngs 19 points20 points ago

This is the kid from third rock from the sun? Damn.

[–]hysro 14 points15 points ago

Tommy. With the hair

Yeah, I know

Mind blower

[–]Dressedw1ngs 6 points7 points ago

Still remember the episode where he wants to lose his virginity to his teacher.....

[–]rosesfadetoo 14 points15 points ago

At least we got to see one film where they came out in together. 10 things I hate about you was one of my favorite movies growing up.

[–]soyeahandstuff 7 points8 points ago

When I first saw Inception, I thought it was Heath. I respect the decision to not include Joseph as the Joker in the Dark Knight Rises, but he would have killed it. At least in look-alike terms.

[–]RaindropBebop 5 points6 points ago

With the beard, it's pretty uncanny.

[–]Jackski 9 points10 points ago

Not at all, In fact I think there were talks to have him do a Joker Cameo in TDKR because of how much he looks like heath ledger.

[–]psychobilly1 1 point2 points ago

When I went and saw Inception, the second he came on screen, my girlfriend looked at me and said "But I thought he was dead."

I had to explain to her after the movie that it wasn't Heath Ledger. But she was right. The resemblance is uncanny at times.

[–]Big_Boyd 0 points1 point ago

Man, I thought I was the only one. In the interrogation scene most of all I always see a little bit of Gordon-Levitt under the makeup.

[–]Revoluzzer 13 points14 points ago

He could play Heath Ledger as The Joker in Batman: Inception

[–]ofcourseilikepasta 41 points42 points ago

You are so right. He can go from a love sick sensitive romantic to a cop fighting along side Batman. He is absolutely one of my favorite actors.

[–]ChiefakaJames 32 points33 points ago

And then he can be Hesher.

[–]jsellout 6 points7 points ago

R2! Shut down all the fuckin' trash compactors!

[–]Weloq 0 points1 point ago

I really didn't expect much from that movie. Man was I wrong. He and Rainn Wilson knocked it out of the park.

[–]JamesKillough 5 points6 points ago

J G-L works out at my gym, Gold's Hollywood. Decent guy, but wears his baseball hat pulled midway down his face for some reason. There's no sun indoors. He is definitely working on trying to shed the man-boy thing, getting his swagger on. Kinda small for it, though. Can't wait to see LOOPER, looks amazing and might be his finest performance yet.

[–]Sorkijan 22 points23 points ago

He's probably trying to just work out and not be bugged by everyone. Hence covering half his face.

[–]JamesKillough 0 points1 point ago

It's Gold's Hollywood. Ain't no thing. He works out with a training buddy, so nobody would bother him even if they were inclined to. Bothering actors isn't etiquette around here.

[–]lizzindc 2 points3 points ago

He's directing a movie where he plays a jersey Shore type, that might be the reason for the muscle build.

[–]JamesKillough 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I've read about that. Think he's shooting it himself, too.

[–]CannibalIowa 1 point2 points ago

I was just explaining this to someone and they tried to argue with me. Half way through they pulled out of the argument when they realized how good he was.

[–]ivals 25 points26 points ago

Mandatory imgur mirror: http://i.imgur.com/RhWcM.gif

[–]Cygnus_X1 1 point2 points ago

Thank you.

[–]thesoppywanker 0 points1 point ago

God's work, my son.

[–]jaybird13 52 points53 points ago

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Making me question my sexuality since 2008.

[–]rais0n-detre 15 points16 points ago

Mysterious Skin?

[–]Max_Was_Here[S,!] 5 points6 points ago

Why question? Just go with it.

[–]ElectroSalt 64 points65 points ago

[–]paradoksikal 7 points8 points ago

Are you not entertained?

[–]abbykc72 3 points4 points ago

[–]lebiro 1 point2 points ago

Waistcoats need to be a thing again. Properly, I mean, not over a white t-shirt.

[–]Crossfox17 16 points17 points ago

Well, I'm off to watch hours and hours of heterosexual porn to attempt to convince myself that I am not gay. I had just recovered from seeing the original post of this picture, and now with this new and improved one I fear that the change may be permanent.

[–]InappropriatelyGay 7 points8 points ago

Don't fight it. Just accept it.

[–]khaleesi_ 6 points7 points ago

In the anus.

[–]3ducksinamancostume 16 points17 points ago

Browsing on my phone with full screen, last part scared the shit out of me.

[–]Big_Boyd 14 points15 points ago

My body was not prepared.

[–]Joseph_Gordon_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

oh Big_Boyd I'm sure you'll be fine.

[–]aerobuzzed 11 points12 points ago

Look at all the fucks he doesn't give. Who didn't see him in Third Rock From the Sun and think to themselves "this kid is annoying?" However he works his moves with Ellen Page in Inception and he's the fucking man. Oversimplified, he's awesome.

[–]uber_austrian 8 points9 points ago

That kiss may have been my favorite part of that movie. Smooth as fuck.

[–]Asdayasman 5 points6 points ago

... Worth a shot.

[–]iammatt00 18 points19 points ago

[–]boportsmouth 10 points11 points ago

I love him....

[–]Joseph_Gordon_Reddit 24 points25 points ago

I love you too....

[–]itsreallymee 0 points1 point ago

I love you more.

[–]boportsmouth 0 points1 point ago

<3 :D omg omg Joseph Gordon Reddit likes me! Omg omg!

[–]pantsofdanger 8 points9 points ago

I found myself staring at this for fifteen minutes on tumblr, then deciding maybe I'd browse good ol' Reddit. Everything is leading me to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I'm okay with this.

[–]winesti 7 points8 points ago

Man I love this guy.

[–]Joseph_Gordon_Reddit 8 points9 points ago

I love you too.

[–]TehSlippy 5 points6 points ago

If you haven't seen Brick, go rent/buy/download it now. You can thank me later.

[–]hotjoelove 29 points30 points ago

[–]TrojanHorseForSale 9 points10 points ago

Totally agree. I was a bit butt-hurt when they took it off of Netflix, I had only watched the series twice :(

[–]Nemeskiz 14 points15 points ago

[–]cougarcommunity 7 points8 points ago

Thank you gentle-sir, If anyone see's this I have always searched and longed for a thread of youtube series links. Could we get shit started? Here's some Whose Line Is It Anyway

[–]Nemeskiz 2 points3 points ago

Well I started doing a list on my own some time ago. You can use it if you want to, it's a blog linking to different tv shows and such. If you find some series worth making the list, feel free to pm me :D

[–]cougarcommunity 0 points1 point ago

Thanks so much. I will definitely use this up. Just from the top of my head a few shows you may like: Workaholics, Tron Uprising (surprisingly good animation from Disney), Wilfred (the american version with Elijah wood can be poignant at times). Some current classics: Happy Endings, Cougar Town and of course Community. Now this is what I have been waiting for, shows that blow my mind yet still remain unpopular, in order or awesomeness: The Life & Times of Tim, Unsupervised (the priest from always sunny and Justin Long animation), tied are these two clean-styled, severely fucked up shows: Ugly Americans & China, IL (the former an all round better written animation providing clear messages in each episode. Sorry for the block.

[–]abbykc72 1 point2 points ago

They took it off Netflix? I was going to watch it some day

[–]Saint-Peer 0 points1 point ago

Oh...my...god. That is...WOW! Used to watch this show all the time but I did not care much for JGL back then. Wow.

[–]FeverishlyCold 5 points6 points ago

not bad...

[–]thathat 6 points7 points ago

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[–]soccer152 6 points7 points ago

New favorite .gif

[–]patticakes86 7 points8 points ago

The many faces of a damn good looking fella.

[–]andiznit 14 points15 points ago

DAT JGL.

[–]SmashBlaster 5 points6 points ago

I thought it was alright until the big face showed up. Then I loved it.

[–]sydneygamer 6 points7 points ago

Tell me you don't want that man inside of you.

[–]TheVOiceOfSherman 6 points7 points ago

BEST GIF EVAR!!!!

[–]HDTV_FTW 51 points52 points ago

Meh. I could take it or levitt.

[–]heylight17 4 points5 points ago

best thing I've seen all day.

[–]avengepluto 5 points6 points ago

So, I just loaded this in my wife's browser to find when she wakes up. She is going to cream.

[–]OmEgah15 4 points5 points ago

Don't know how to tell my family with all the chicken sandwhiches that I'm gay now

[–]Yorissa 10 points11 points ago

That made me laugh way more than it should have.

[–]soulknight56 4 points5 points ago

I can't even figure out why I am laughing

[–]dabezian 5 points6 points ago

This GIF is my soul animal.

[–]Dr_Terodactaraptor 4 points5 points ago

I watched this about 10 times just so I could look and each one of his faces.

[–]obsidianpanther 3 points4 points ago

No matter what face he makes, he's still hot. Love a sexy funnyman.

[–]shibainus 3 points4 points ago

why is he so cuteeee

[–]khavyer 3 points4 points ago

if I ever became gay, it'll be his fault

[–]wappleby 2 points3 points ago

Who in the hell was able to compile this?

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 4 points5 points ago

Usually sentences that begin with "Who the hell would..." Are answered by "4chan".

[–]mesohungry 2 points3 points ago

Internet people. /shudder

[–]cornyjoe 2 points3 points ago

Now do Jim Carrey!

[–]wotcherolivia 2 points3 points ago

the things i would do to that man..

[–]pugskreationz 2 points3 points ago

50/50 was awesome!

[–]SpaghettiLeftovers 2 points3 points ago

This was the perfect end to being high. The gigglefest of 2012.

[–]aimeerolu 2 points3 points ago

I could masturbate to this gif. Masturbate with my vagina, for clarification.

[–]Phoequinox 2 points3 points ago

When the Levitt breaks.

[–]Phiasmir 2 points3 points ago

I'm imagining the faces going outside of the gif, covering the entire computer screen, then slowly but surely, peeking out onto the monitor itself, spilling out and washing into the room, from every computer on earth, covering the countryside. Then, a rumbling. A deep, primal rumbling. And a shadow cast, as the most giant, silly face rises out of the ocean, there to mark that the reign of Levitt has begun, and will continue without end.

[–]Born-dead 2 points3 points ago

I would go gay for him.

[–]swallowingdramamine 3 points4 points ago

"Are you not entertained?"

[–]ListenUp16 1 point2 points ago

Still gorgeous. I can watch this all day.

[–]FaceLadyFace 1 point2 points ago

He's the man!

[–]CmndrSalamander -1 points0 points ago

wat.

[–]heysushi 1 point2 points ago

is JGL dolan?

[–]penultimator 0 points1 point ago

Upside down, it's still a frown.

[–]beyondawesome 1 point2 points ago

I got the feeling this is going to be the anti-Nick cage meme

[–]lompocmatt 1 point2 points ago

Where is the angels in the outfield one?

[–]MrMagpie93 -1 points0 points ago

Just came back from /r/nsfw.. This is weird.

[–]MackDeeZee 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry I'm not seeing the problem here.

[–]ileonan 0 points1 point ago

I want to burst out with laughter but people are sleeping. Great gif.!

[–]Jess_than_three 1 point2 points ago

I am very okay with this.

[–]wrankin1101 0 points1 point ago

Dear lord this is hilarious

[–]Biron5k 0 points1 point ago

This is the best U MAD? gif I've ever seen.

[–]obitobyone 1 point2 points ago

Im in love with this man. We gree up together. Lolz

[–]Demoted_Axel 1 point2 points ago

That last one...

DOLAN

[–]zoomafu 0 points1 point ago

I expected some sexy picture, but then this pops up. So many fits of giggles.

EDIT: I forgot the ".", Grammar Nazi.

[–]wolfaway 1 point2 points ago

[–]anisenayati 1 point2 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]Tee_Red 1 point2 points ago

I shat myself when the last giant face popped up. Guess that means it's time to fap again.

[–]Alyula 0 points1 point ago

That last fast face reminds me of " Dolan" cringe

[–]Spongyrocks 0 points1 point ago

Yo dawg...

[–]Sacharified 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be made with the Cage.

[–]mgramos 0 points1 point ago

JOSEPH-CION...

[–]AlbinoRhino94 0 points1 point ago

not sure liked because funny... or Joseph Gordon-Levitt....

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

For God's sake Joseph, just take a dump already.

[–]SALLstice 0 points1 point ago

Accully is Josef

[–]AndyVale 0 points1 point ago

Final face = Dolan

[–]toddkddot 0 points1 point ago

Third Rock was AWESOME!

[–]Mechanikore 0 points1 point ago

The man pulled a Leo, hell a Marky Mark.

Wonder if anyone ever asks him about 3rd Rock anymore, or does he just avoid talking about that period. Seems like ages ago with how things are going now.

[–]squeakyshoe 0 points1 point ago

I just realised that blokes going duckface generate positive reactions, even though many chicks do it in the same way, to be quirky rather than hot. Not many women doing the quirky kind if duckface are admired. So what's up with that, guys?

[–]octyl 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I was expecting.

Not this.

[–]ScaryMusic 0 points1 point ago

When I'm Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

[–]evildead4075 0 points1 point ago

anytime i see his name, i think of Jan Levinson-Gould

[–]StellaMaroo 1 point2 points ago

His collaborative production company puts out some pretty cool shit too.

[–]Queeniebrooke 0 points1 point ago

I love him SO much!

[–]mmmmma 0 points1 point ago

Could I get pregnant from this? He's so brilliant.

[–]KoreaLOL 0 points1 point ago

He needs to become a meme

[–]ArsenalOwl 0 points1 point ago

"Not bad... now come at me bro!"

[–]princessvail 0 points1 point ago

Just awesome

[–]erikb 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for adding a little levitty to my day.

[–]JurassicParkerr 0 points1 point ago

I can't ever remember his name, it always come out Jordan Goseph-Levitt. Okay bye.

[–]k2t-17 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love JGL!

[–]MadMaxMercer 0 points1 point ago

I always thought I was too expressive with my eyebrows when I spoke, now I feel like I've been slacking.

[–]vinodipinte 0 points1 point ago

Let's not forget Brick.

[–]ReptarKeener 1 point2 points ago

If kristen stewart looked at this she would die

[–]ohenry317 0 points1 point ago

I looked at every face... every single one.

[–]Catfish0 0 points1 point ago

That's the first thing on the internet that's actually made me burst out in hysterical laughter. I love this more than my first born.

[–]Jodzilla 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty haunting, but in a good way. I will forever remember that face now.

[–]LGBTHistorian 0 points1 point ago

Pretty freakin kewl. Loves me some JGL

[–]ThatGreenSolGirl 1 point2 points ago

Probably the only person who saw Treasure Planet in 2002....for JGL. Voice is 50% of his hotness, you all know it.

After seeing TDKR I told my husband that I chose JGL to be my "I'd leave you for that one celebrity" choice. Husband could only nod in agreement.

[–]XperiMental2 0 points1 point ago

the last face got me hahah

[–]taybot 0 points1 point ago

He sure knows how to wear a suit.

[–]josephgordonreddit 0 points1 point ago

I always find these pictures none-too appealing.

[–]Michael369 0 points1 point ago

He is all kinds of sexy.

[–]turtleteeth 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, I love him. He was so goddamn fierce in Manic. SO SEXY.

[–]greatdain 0 points1 point ago

Well, I don't really know what else I was expecting.

[–]lawyerchick 0 points1 point ago

That was fucking terrifying

[–]cherry_bean 0 points1 point ago

GD IT I LOVE YOU

[–]CasualPumpkins 0 points1 point ago

Thar goes a sexy man. with a flexible...face.

[–]onken022 0 points1 point ago

Favorite actor. Brick and Hesher were monumental the first time I saw them. More range than any actor currently in Hollywood (imo).

[–]wheatleyinc 0 points1 point ago

I lost all my shit when the huge Joseph-face panned in...

[–]fartacular 0 points1 point ago

My Internet connection is weak, so the last part was sluggish, and it makes this shit alot funnier hAhA!!

[–]Agoldenexit 0 points1 point ago

It's like Jim Carrey with talent!

[–]Drevash 0 points1 point ago

Hot with a sense of humor AND facial expressions...

Sorry Rob Patterson

[–]dtrappp 0 points1 point ago

I sent this to a coworker and said...It's important.

Edit: My coworkers think I'm weird.