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Warning: PornThink she got the point. [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]zechickenwing 726 points727 points ago

Bush, Tacks, Cuts

[–]Chunga_the_Great 19 points20 points ago

I love you

[–]thatdudeus 14 points15 points ago

Thats gold Jerry, gold I tell you

[–]pzwhite 27 points28 points ago

You do not have nearly enough upvotes.

[–]lurk3000 12 points13 points ago

This will forever change what I hear when someone says Bush Tax Cuts.

[–]Jasboh 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, as an Englishman this Wooshed hard.

[–]khaddy 2 points3 points ago

Read Her Lips: No New Tacks!

[–]Cptn_Sisko 2 points3 points ago

/slowclap

[–]klsi832 522 points523 points ago

"Hey baby, how much for an ass fucking?"

"Two hundred."

"Does that price include...tacks?"

YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[–]darklooshkin 119 points120 points ago

That was kinda tacky man.

[–]spamdaspam 79 points80 points ago

Stick it to him man.

[–]pjdriverdude 71 points72 points ago

These comments are pointless.

[–]Rogue_Samurai 72 points73 points ago

Quite a Sharp response

[–]derpledooDLEDOO 37 points38 points ago

better than a facebook poke

[–]Xeroshifter 51 points52 points ago

Let me take a stab at this.

[–]JimHarbis 30 points31 points ago

Been on pins and needles since seeing this picture

[–]Arkyance 36 points37 points ago

I was going to make a comment, but I didn't want to be a prick.

[–]sajuukar 18 points19 points ago

You sure are picky, aren't you?

[–]bigbluemofo 11 points12 points ago

She apierce to be enjoying it.

[–]Vexillae 11 points12 points ago

Upvote upvote upvote...

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 20 points21 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Uikys.gif

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[–]Squandarlo_Bombito 15 points16 points ago

You guys are all Pricks

[–]LaughingFlame -4 points-3 points ago

STOP IT!

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[–]iGilmer 3 points4 points ago

You have one of the most common phrases used by Reddit commentors as your user name and you're complaining about them not being clever?

[–]dtooman 69 points70 points ago

Notice the wounds from previous pins healing. This chick really likes it in the ass.

[–]Imagine_This 17 points18 points ago

Pleasure overcomes pain.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

For a second I thought I was in one of my BSDM subreddits.

[–]bolestuff 109 points110 points ago

Dude! Time for some manscaping

[–]walkinthecow 47 points48 points ago

That bush is weirder than the push pins in the asscheeks.

[–]Carter52 31 points32 points ago

at the gym i saw i guy with something worse that that mess. i swear it was like he had extensions or something

[–]Rummy9 26 points27 points ago

You're a meatgazer, eh?

[–]Carter52 3 points4 points ago

no, it was one of those things that no matter how much you don't want to stare, you HAVE to stare.

[–]walkinthecow 15 points16 points ago

ugh. How could someone look at that shit in the mirror and be like "yeah, that's cool..."

That guy also has super white legs and a red/brown dick - I notice that in movies from time to time. Oh well - dicks are pretty strange.

[–]dedditor 23 points24 points ago

I too am extremely white, but my jolly roger looks like it spent it's life in the tanning booth.

[–]hpliferaft 15 points16 points ago

On the poop deck?

[–]Xenomac 4 points5 points ago

Scrubbing the poop deck.

[–]orthag 11 points12 points ago

His penis is darker because it's engorged with blood.

[–]UpTheIron 3 points4 points ago

THE BLOOD DICK!

[–]warp_wizard 0 points1 point ago

bahahaha

[–]PceOut5o 1 point2 points ago

I gaged and laughed at this, it was good.

[–]FaceLadyFace 12 points13 points ago

Am I the only girl in the world who likes guys with big fat pubes?

[–]AshyBooRawrs 4 points5 points ago

I personally don't like it when my boyfriend doesn't keep his at least trimmed. But everyone has their own preference! :)

[–]grinr -4 points-3 points ago

Not by a long shot. "Manscaping" is for fellas who want to look bigger or dream of the halcyon days of being a little boy. Either way, hardly manly in my book. Meanwhile at Casa GrinR, I've never had any of dozens of women complain in the least. Usually, they're too busy having sex with me to waste time critiquing hair.

[–]genderfucker 5 points6 points ago

Awful lot of projecting there. Some people just like the look/feel of having things trimmed or shaved.

[–]grinr -4 points-3 points ago

True. I'm not one of them. Makes me bristly and coarse instead of smooth and furry.

[–]Formaldehyd3 5 points6 points ago

I trim, not for aesthetics, or making my Johnson look bigger, or anything like that...

I do it because, have you ever caught your pubes in your zipper, button, or belt buckle? It's not fun.

Well, and the few times I've been told, "I like flossing, but not while I'm blowing you"

[–]grinr -3 points-2 points ago

Fair enough. Still I have to wonder what the what is going on if flossing is happening... I mean, yeah, when I go down on a girl there's going to be hair in my mouth. If I kiss her neck, I get hair in my mouth. There is hair on people. It happens. If that's a dealbreaker, maybe a sex doll is a better choice.

[–]LittlePieceOfMe 0 points1 point ago

I hate the term "manscaping". Seriously? "I am too insecure to call it shaving/waxing, so I gotta have a special word for it that reinsures me of what I am doing is actually something for men and none of dat faggety shit." That's how that shit comes over.

It's right up there with "Harp darp, I only buy shampoo that says FOR MEN!!!! on it, that has a black/blue or black/orange design and smells like menthol or some shit."

[–]Priff 2 points3 points ago

I buy perfume free baby shower gel... and I don't give a fuck. :P

[–]poon-is-food -1 points0 points ago

It is generally more hygenic. I'm not going to beat about the bush (haha), lots of shit get stuck in bumhole hair, so I shave that off. It has become habit for me to only allow pubes to get to a length of about half a centimetre and then shave. I dont get sweaty swamp crotch and it is more conducive to a clean environment down there.

[–]ForeverAloneAlone 0 points1 point ago

How you shave bumhole hair off? You curious...

[–]poon-is-food -1 points0 points ago

Helps if you have someone willing to do it for you, so you're fresh out of luck.

[–]grinr 0 points1 point ago

Heh, as a hairy fella I hear what you're saying. I guess for me it's a matter of frequent bathing and ... err ... intricate toilet habits. Perhaps my love of Wet-Naps is my version of manscaping.

[–]72697 -3 points-2 points ago

Yes

[–]tins1 -1 points0 points ago

I think most girls would rather have regular old skinny pubes :P

[–]McDeau[S] 7 points8 points ago

Yeah it couldn't hurt, but I think hurt is the idea here.

[–]-SexualTyrannosaurus 2 points3 points ago

After seeing this. I figured...she's a paraplegic. Then a ton more ideas came into my head. Great post.

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[–]bluepen456 6 points7 points ago

Believe me, girls care.

[–]AllyBob2012 5 points6 points ago

We do. We really do. I give amazing head. But there's no fucking way I like my dick with a side of HERE'S SOME PUBES IN YA THROAT! No.. no thank you, sir. Bahaha :)

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[–]genderfucker 1 point2 points ago

Prissy boys, seriously? Are women who groom themselves down there prissy too, or are you just projecting some weird insecurity on other guys?

[–]AshyBooRawrs 0 points1 point ago

Yes, reasonable body hair is fine . Not pubic hair that looks like a jungle, like the guy in the pic.

[–]grinr -3 points-2 points ago

A lifetime of plenty of experience says different.

[–]genderfucker 3 points4 points ago

People who have sex with dudes do. Just because no one has told you, doesn't mean they didn't care.

[–]genderfucker 0 points1 point ago

People who have sex with dudes do. Just because no one has told you, doesn't mean they didn't care.

[–]grinr -4 points-3 points ago

They don't, and if they do you're doing it wrong.

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[–]genderfucker 11 points12 points ago

"DUDE, LOOK HOW TOTALLY STRAIGHT AND NOT GAY I AM, BRO"

[–]LeaveMySauce 39 points40 points ago

what i want to know is, how do you figure out that's your trigger? did neither of them ever have an orgasm until one day she accidentally sat on a thumb tack and they both came immediately?

[–]inthemadness 25 points26 points ago

Well, I was browsing reddit one day...

[–]My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink 10 points11 points ago

One day, all stories of the weird things we tried will start this way.

[–]SirDigbyChicknCeasar 8 points9 points ago

I am into both light and heavy BDSM play, typically in the dominant role so not much comes my way in terms of pain but I do enjoy being scratched. And I don't mean light red marks that go away after an hour or so, actual shallow cuts. Maybe not enough to bleed out but enough leave me marked up for a few days, and it isn't about needing the pain to orgasm so much as enjoying the experience on top of climaxing. My SO is the same, from what she says anyway. The pain isn't a necessity it is just enjoyable in it's own right. I hope I/we never get to the point where we need it to get off.

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[–]Smithburg01 36 points37 points ago

Wait...you put binder clips on your EYEBALLS?????

[–]austeregrim 10 points11 points ago

I hate you so much for allowing this thought to enter my brain.

[–]Apotheosis91 3 points4 points ago

Cringed at the thought of binder clips on my balls. Flat out yelped when I reread and saw he said "eyeballs"

[–]tins1 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]jfjjfjff 4 points5 points ago

honestly i am so glad i don't have to deal with any of this shit to get off.

[–]darklooshkin 30 points31 points ago

This is either quite kinky or a great way to keep thumb tacks where you can find 'em.

[–]atomic811 8 points9 points ago

Tack dat azz

[–]sweetpeed 32 points33 points ago

Picture of the aftermath.

[–]mknyan 41 points42 points ago

Free lube.

[–]mrmadagascar 17 points18 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Izarial 5 points6 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this...

[–]Eternity42Immensity 0 points1 point ago

You win the Internet Comment of the Hour award. Congratulations.

[–]Steams 7 points8 points ago

oh god why ಠ_ಠ

[–]PceOut5o -4 points-3 points ago

GAAH I suppose you don`t have to say NSFW in a NSFW post, but some warning would be nice.

[–]Poofer 8 points9 points ago

I'm pretty sure that "picture of the aftermath" was the warning. Not sure what you were expecting 32 tacks in someones ass to look like afterwards.

[–]PceOut5o 0 points1 point ago

I'm drawn toward risky clicks, DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.

[–]LandSharkLandShark 23 points24 points ago

How to get AIDS and tetanus at the same time.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

Double penetration

[–]Steams 15 points16 points ago

i count 32...

EDIT: 33 if you count the dick

[–]RowdyPants 5 points6 points ago

well all of them are pains in the ass

[–]Slyfox00 27 points28 points ago

What, nobody is bashing BDSM? I am pleasantly shocked, almost too shocked for words.

[–]Smithburg01 34 points35 points ago

Thats cuz we like it when we get bashed ~_^

[–]darklooshkin 20 points21 points ago

Sticks & stones may break my bones, but god aren't they arousing.

[–]garrisb7514 4 points5 points ago

sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

[–]darklooshkin 3 points4 points ago

Whips and chains may cause some stains but that's just good dungeoneering.

[–]icyomer 4 points5 points ago

Rhianna's black ancestors would disagree with her opinion on whips and chains

[–]0cacophobia0 6 points7 points ago

Sexupuncture

[–]jk147 3 points4 points ago

17-15, she favorites the left.

[–]icypops 10 points11 points ago

I have such a strong urge to slap them.

[–]hyattisqueen 12 points13 points ago

My ass is hurting in sympathy.

Thanks for that.

[–]icypops 4 points5 points ago

Very welcome :-)

[–]humangirltype 3 points4 points ago

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.

[–]atteroero 29 points30 points ago

Am I the only one here whose first reaction was "Christ, that's hot"?

[–]turkproof 6 points7 points ago

Guilty as charged.

[–]mecrosis 2 points3 points ago

The shapeliness of dat ass overpowers the wtf of the pins for me.

[–]ORDub 18 points19 points ago

He's going to wish he wore a condom with that one.

[–]McDeau[S] 24 points25 points ago

I would say so, girl is not shy of needles.

[–]FranklinWearsPants 11 points12 points ago

Is it odd that my first thought when seeing this was "Wow, I really hope they tried to sterilize those?"

[–]ANAL_ANARCHY -1 points0 points ago

Why?

[–]sculptedpixels 7 points8 points ago

I guess she likes a tiny prick in the ass...

[–]Rogue_Samurai -3 points-2 points ago

Which one???

[–]cpellegrino 2 points3 points ago

omfg. whyyyyy?

[–]tbonebullcrusher 2 points3 points ago

Haaaaaaaairy

[–]goldenrod 2 points3 points ago

she's into some kinky shit.

[–]CrabDubious 8 points9 points ago

As someone with a very intense fear of needles, NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]rberg89 2 points3 points ago

source pls

[–]thealbetrust 6 points7 points ago

I wish I could taste that rainbow.

[–]inthemadness 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure which of those two I want to be more.

[–]naylord 1 point2 points ago

Anyone have a video of this?

[–]gammaburn 1 point2 points ago

Nobody is going to make a Prick joke? Come on, Reddit, don't let me down!

[–]NoLegsLunatic 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure thats aids on her ass

[–]yyx9 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure at that point one more little prick wouldn't hurt.

[–]VodkaHappens 1 point2 points ago

This is pretty mild sado/maso, thi is not wtf.

[–]Draiko 1 point2 points ago

So I guess he ordered sprinkles.

[–]soggies 3 points4 points ago

Dude needs to manscape.

[–]thebigmoose 4 points5 points ago

It's kinda hot.. Not the bush, but the idea. Just sayin.

[–]damien6669 1 point2 points ago

If sex is a pain in the ass... you're doing it wrong.

[–]InternetTourGuide 1 point2 points ago

Pretty fucked up.

Can't handle it.

[–]Chownado 1 point2 points ago

Saw this on spacedicks ages ago. I'm still as horrified.

[–]darklooshkin 10 points11 points ago

That's spacedicks-worthy? Really?

[–]Chownado 5 points6 points ago

It was definitely the most tame of the few pics I saw. Next to it was man with his guts exploding from his mouth as he was run over by a truck, which was followed by a guy who had several dildo penetrating his ass (which looked like it had third degree burns on it). So yeah, definitely most tame.

[–]Ella6361 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for sharing..

[–]VPinecone 1 point2 points ago

"My attempt at becoming a pin-up girl"

[–]jay3239 1 point2 points ago

Way to "tack that ass"

[–]Nietzsche967 1 point2 points ago

Unless this is sexy acupuncture, I really don't see the justification for this.

[–]charol_astra 3 points4 points ago

I have the most normal boner right now.

[–]vahntitrio 0 points1 point ago

He couldn't decide what she meant when she said poke me in the ass.

[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

Whaaat theeee fuuuuck.

[–]thatdudeus 0 points1 point ago

I like how the blanket is thoughtfully laid out so she could be comfortable.

[–]RenderedUseless 0 points1 point ago

I think she got it a couple times.

[–]yourmadbroski 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a pain in the ass

[–]toughnight 0 points1 point ago

What a prick.

[–]anomica 0 points1 point ago

The aftermath is ass freckles.

[–]KarlX 0 points1 point ago

Nailed it!

[–]NozzALa 0 points1 point ago

Are you fucking kidding me...

[–]snail-gorski 0 points1 point ago

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who noticed they are on a towel in a kitchen or bathroom?

[–]badkenan 0 points1 point ago

Guys I really dont get it :/

[–]Negative-Zero 0 points1 point ago

So she's into pricks while digging some prick's-prick.

[–]speadskater 0 points1 point ago

I don't usually say WTF, but this made it happen. Congrats. +1

[–]whiskytango74 0 points1 point ago

Tacks that ass

[–]DrDeath666 0 points1 point ago

I was just about to go to bed and now I need to go fap. Thanks.

[–]mitchdenver -2 points-1 points ago

She's nobody's girlfriend.

[–]driftsc -1 points0 points ago

a pain in her ass

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -1 points0 points ago

Shit's hot yo.

[–]SirHumanoid -2 points-1 points ago

American woman...