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Whenever somebody calls me out in public for being high (i.imgur.com)

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[–]webby_mc_webberson 59 points60 points ago

It's worse then when they try to fuck with you or do stupid shit people think is funny to do to high people.

[–]almightysumner 28 points29 points ago

it's like they think we're not in our right mind or something. if only they knew ridiculous they looked to us

[–]Jipalio 39 points40 points ago

My buddy Vince had never smoked or been under the influence of cannabis before. We gave him 2 brownies, that he agreed to knowing they were drugged. About an hour in he was FUCKKKED didn't know what was happening or anything. Another friend of mine decided to fuck with him by mouthing words that he isn't speaking and dropping small bits of water on him making him think it was raining. The whole time he was laughing but so incredibly confused. The last thing we did was about 10-15 of us just started chanting his name louder and louder and he eventually ran, and passed out in a tent (we were camping). He had absolutely no idea what was going on or who he was lol.

[–]almightysumner 44 points45 points ago

lol first timers dont count, but thats a pretty funny story.

[–]Jipalio 12 points13 points ago

Funniest thing i've ever seen in my life, i was a couple brownies deep myself.

[–]imocklosers -2 points-1 points ago

Well, if you guys want to completely waste your life smoking illegal drugs, I guess that is your choice.

[–]hellothisisusername 14 points15 points ago

obvious troll is obvious

[–]ThatRandomNiceGuy 3 points4 points ago

Upvote and move on. He feeds on downvotes. DONT GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!

...but props on -25k karma. Most trolls aren't that dedicated.

[–]bananawaffle 1 point2 points ago

and that's why I love America :)

[–]Jipalio 0 points1 point ago

You can call it wasting, I call it best times of my life. Potato potahto right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Photon proton.

... Am I doing this right?

[–]evolvish 10 points11 points ago

Next time start laughing then get serious and be like, "You're stupid"

[–]almightysumner 5 points6 points ago

people wouldn't know how to react

[–]dabigging12 5 points6 points ago

Or when they start saying everything is the cops. Oh, there's a car behind us? must be a cop. No I know it's not the cops shut up.

[–]AtticaTay 23 points24 points ago

I work at Taco Bell and when customers come through high I always ask them if they are and ask them what they are smoking. It's just kind of a relief in my shift to sit and see other people enjoying it. Am I a bad person?

[–]Not-Liam-Neeson 63 points64 points ago

Reminds me of an encounter with a Taco Bell employee I had once while uncomfortably high: My buddy and I were going through the drive thru, and after what seemed like an unreasonably long time (though it was probably about a minute) the folks in front of us drove off. We pull up and I pay for my food when the cashier grins at us and says "you guys look really high..." I reply with "I can assure you that we're not!" He chuckles and says "ok, have a good night!" and I start driving off...when my buddy tells me to stop, because he hadn't given us our food yet. I back up to the cashier and he's laughing his ass off. I grin and say "clever...really clever," and he says that it's all right, he's totally baked as well. Those were some awesome burritos.

[–]intripletime 10 points11 points ago

The last sentence just ties that whole story together perfectly.

[–]justlookbelow 1 point2 points ago

Haha, I can imagine you getting super paranoid/embarrassed and instead of going back, driving straight off to the taco-bell across town

[–]AtticaTay 0 points1 point ago

I've had customers exactly like that. I love it. I don't think their stupid or anything but it's funny because I can't wait to get home and get to their level.

[–]fecal_delight 15 points16 points ago

Dude no offense but I sort of expect people who work at taco bell to be high haha, I would be.

[–]TeRRoR503 2 points3 points ago

Should be a requirement

[–]AtticaTay 0 points1 point ago

I don't go to work high, or try not to. My boss got me high once during work. Wasn't too bad.

[–]chadh92 8 points9 points ago

i used to work fast food and i've had people try to sell me bud and get me to take a hit of a blunt...in the drive thru window

[–]AtticaTay 0 points1 point ago

Hahah I had that maybe once... And cocaine.

[–]fernandough 1 point2 points ago

real life...

i wouldn't like it... i hate when people call me out or "ask," gets me paranoid and makes me feel dumb...

[–]AtticaTay 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha you shouldn't feel paranoid or dumb. At all. If anything it makes me feel more comfortable around the customer to know they smoke.

[–]Foxtrot56 -4 points-3 points ago

It is pretty terrible that people are under the influence and driving.

[–]299152595 3 points4 points ago

No offense, but the dangers of driving stoned are completely overblown. There's some reaction time differences, but stoned drivers are usually less aggressive too. It tends to balance out.

[–]Foxtrot56 -2 points-1 points ago

I highly doubt it "balances" out, if your reaction time is affected at all that can be incredibly dangerous.

[–]299152595 0 points1 point ago

You can believe whatever you want, but science disagrees with you.

[–]Foxtrot56 2 points3 points ago

Source?

[–]299152595 0 points1 point ago

You probably won't like the website, but you'll have to look at their references:

http://norml.org/component/zoo/item/marijuana-and-driving-a-review-of-the-scientific-evidence?category_id=617

[–]mygenericalias 2 points3 points ago

Not sure why you are being downvoted. There is conflicting information on its effects, but the consensus is that it is not a good idea. Honestly, would you take the risk of being in an altered state of mind while operating a multi-ton death machine? Seems immature to me.

[–]Foxtrot56 -2 points-1 points ago

This sub reddit is dominated by tweens and high schoolers.

[–]AtticaTay 0 points1 point ago

I won't entirely judge them because I've driven sometimes while high. I do my best not to and don't do it unless it is fairly important. Mostly when someone comes through and they are high I tell them to drive safe after handing them their food. I also put the sauce in the bottom of the bag to discourage people from eating while driving because that's also kind of dangerous.

[–]Juscuz 17 points18 points ago

Whenever someone loudly asked if I was high in class or at the store or something I just did this.

[–]reeln166a 6 points7 points ago

the ambiguous head shake. me gusta.

[–]woarber 2 points3 points ago

You buffered very slowly? Genius!

[–]ROFLWOFFL 1 point2 points ago

Man I love that gif.

[–]ilovebajablast 19 points20 points ago

This reminds me of how stupid people act when you're the only high one. When I saw TDKR I was the only one under the influence and I got crazy cotton mouth, but the water fountain on our side of the theater had no pressure. So I told my buddies I was going to the other side to get water. They were like "LOL WHAT!? WHO WOULD WALK THAT FAR FOR WATER?! MAN ITS WEIRD NOT BEING HIGH AND HANGING WITH HIGH PEOPLE"

The psychology of the situation inferred that I was supposed to be the one acting weird, but they were. People are stupid.

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[–]ilovebajablast 5 points6 points ago

rofl no they aren't. exactly, if they were, that would almost be a valid excuse...

[–]Fuck_my_username 2 points3 points ago

It can admittedly be pretty entertaining to be the only sober one around a bunch of high friends as well.

[–]BrokenGood 0 points1 point ago

Truth.

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[–]ilovebajablast 0 points1 point ago

lmao holy shit - maybe I was more extreme in the situation than I remember!

[–]BerdChirps 6 points7 points ago

happened to me last night at a gas station

[–]BASGTA 5 points6 points ago

damn gas stations.

[–]BerdChirps 1 point2 points ago

Every time!

[–]reeln166a 5 points6 points ago

I love my girlfriend very much, but she is not an ent. She doesn't care that I smoke, but on occasion if i'm >[6] she feels the need to call me out. It fucking bugs the shit out of me.

[–]surfinfan21 3 points4 points ago

Me and my friends were going to get bagels late at night. One of my friends was in charge of getting a few bagels. He ordered first for a friend and asks for a vegetable bagel with everything cream cheese. The bagel guy looks at him weird and asks what he wants again. My friend again says I want a vegetable bagel with everything cream cheese. Again the bagel guy looks confused. We look at each other and my friend orders one more time, and the bagel guy stars laughing and says you guys must be high as fuck. You guys want an everything bagel with vegetable cream cheese?

[–]longviewftw 6 points7 points ago

I prefer the gif: http://i.imgur.com/2h40c.gif

[–]pizza_deez_nutz 2 points3 points ago

New desktop.

[–]evolvish 1 point2 points ago

Gonna start saying this. Even to my parents.

[–]dabigging12 3 points4 points ago

go take out the trash evolvish. "Fuck your bad vibes bro."

[–]Kieffin 2 points3 points ago

bad vibe bro could be a meme that we use for buzz kills

[–]mcstanky 2 points3 points ago

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?"

[–]imafugginunicorn 2 points3 points ago

weed

[–]perfektstranger 1 point2 points ago

omg weed

[–]imafugginunicorn 0 points1 point ago

Right dude?

[–]an_usual_man 1 point2 points ago

I love that picture.

[–]stonedsour 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, that picture is perfect.

[–]njlydon1 0 points1 point ago

This is great

[–]ThatWhichErodes 0 points1 point ago

That cat is so ripped. Ugh this picture makes me smile every time.

[–]Haloroo 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit. That's our couch. And that looks like our old cat. And we used to have those window blinds up. What's going on, maaaaaaan?

[–]kmancb13 0 points1 point ago

this has to be one of my favorite images on the internet.

[–]bass_invader 0 points1 point ago

happened while chillin with my coworkers yesterday lol.

[–]KCintheOC 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOSCZCOc99o#t=1m14s

[–]the_blackfish 0 points1 point ago

This thread makes me feel old.

[–]Popcom 0 points1 point ago

kind of on the subject: In the US, is it illegal to be high?

[–]some_body_else 0 points1 point ago

Who the hell are you man, Isaac fucking Newton?

Edited for link

[–]DonGeronimo 1 point2 points ago

my reply is -"Not any more than usual."

[–]DJContagion 0 points1 point ago

God, thank you for not being one of those "deal with it" posts.

[–]EngagementBacon 0 points1 point ago

Day = Made.

[–]RiverwoodHood 1 point2 points ago

I always reply "you jealous?" but if they are an ignorant weed-nazi type I say, "fuck your bad vibes bro" even if it's a chick, and it's usually a chick.

[–]peepersgonnapeep 0 points1 point ago

I think I have that same couch... :)

[–]BrizzadMcLurkenstein 0 points1 point ago

Hell, the only time anyone ever calls me out for it, I'm actually as sober as can be.

[–]Minimalphilia 0 points1 point ago

So... true!!!!

[–]ImBBQ 0 points1 point ago

when someone does that i usually just yell loose butthole at them

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