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[–]I_hate_that_too 532 points533 points ago

If you're going to judge my entire race by the actions of Andrew W K, I'm fine with that.

[–]sbwdux 154 points155 points ago

This isn't even racist, because it's fucking awesome.

[–]kevlarcupid 86 points87 points ago

Dude just wants to be awesome all the time with everyone. It's a goal we could all strive for.

[–]tokomini 55 points56 points ago

I believe he just wants to party hard.

[–]Crallium 41 points42 points ago

Andrew W K is legitimately one of my idols.

Dude is fucking awesome for everyone reason.

[–]Moosinator 17 points18 points ago

I wake up every morning and check facebook to see if his "party hard" statuses are actually an obituary.

[–]Crallium 8 points9 points ago

Holy shit that actually made me laugh pretty hard XD

[–]Kyle-Overstreet 0 points1 point ago

I saw that episode of "My Life on the D-List" that he was on: it was weird.

[–]aureve 6 points7 points ago

be excellent... to each other

[–]OjosAzules 3 points4 points ago

Wwawkd?

[–]chewtality 11 points12 points ago

I read that as 'wawkward'

[–]maxxx_orbison 1 point2 points ago

Why would anyone want Kentucky Deluxe?

[–]Terrance021 -1 points0 points ago

We want fun and we wanna get WASTED !!

[–]Vcookie 0 points1 point ago

Andrew WK is a legit dude.

[–]APretentiousHipster 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Dave Grohl?

[–]soulking 1 point2 points ago

Close but no, they do look similar. Andrew WK has done many songs, mostly ones that have the word "party" in it over and over. Good stuff.

[–]APretentiousHipster 0 points1 point ago

I know AWK, I just couldn't tell from the video.

[–]Terps34 121 points122 points ago

[–]CouldBeAnybody 4 points5 points ago

What about that one where it zooms in on a chubby black kid showing a look of disgust and worry towards a bunch of random people dancing in the street.

[–]murderbum999 18 points19 points ago

That kid with no costume is trying sooo hard to be a part of the fun with the girls.

[–]Shamthis 27 points28 points ago

He's in costume actually, he's the main character of the series (homestuck)

[–]murderbum999 13 points14 points ago

oh whoops.

[–]Shamthis 11 points12 points ago

No problem, easy mistake.

[–]archkyle 19 points20 points ago

i read that as "easy milkshake"

[–]MrTeddybear 1 point2 points ago

i read that as " WHARGLEBARGLEFARGLENARGLE"

[–]kokomojeezus 2 points3 points ago

Let me tell you...

[–]sprinkles123 2 points3 points ago

is that wayne brady?

[–]james9075 6 points7 points ago

every black guy is wayne brady

[–]EyhSteve 28 points29 points ago

What about Morgan Freeman?

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 2 points3 points ago

No silly, that's Lil' Wayne. You're thinking of that guy who changed his name recently.

[–]I_PET_KITTIES 0 points1 point ago

No, that's Donald Glover. You're thinking of the actor who played Cliff Huxtable.

[–]james9075 1 point2 points ago

you, sir, deserve all possible upvotes

[–]legos_on_the_brain 0 points1 point ago

I was so confused there. I saw that the face and thought "That's not he right name". Then all I could think was half-life.

[–]james9075 0 points1 point ago

all i could think was that he's black, therefore he's wayne brady

[–]CougarCoach 1 point2 points ago

Kevin Hart.

[–]iBleeedorange 0 points1 point ago

Didn't one of the people in this pic end up being a redditor?

[–]MrNewking 237 points238 points ago

[–]lurk3000 83 points84 points ago

The Bernie is the shit. By far my fav dance move.

[–]Khanman88 40 points41 points ago

after every game my football team won, we'd turn up the music and Bernie for like an hour.

[–]neo1513 29 points30 points ago

I imagine by minute 20 or so you've already forgotten why but now the train's in motion and you cant stop

[–]Khanman88 12 points13 points ago

we were addicted to the shindig

[–]I_got_syphilis_from 3 points4 points ago

Your back must be sturdier than a traditional Chinese rice farmer.

[–]LarryUPA 0 points1 point ago

Ray Rice likes to do the bernie quite a bit after he scores. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ORn5zft1_o

[–]tisactually_nohomo_ 0 points1 point ago

Hehheh. Rice.

[–]Squirrelson 0 points1 point ago

There isn't a day that goes by when I don't move like Bernie.

[–]chewtality 2 points3 points ago

The dude in the purple goes so hard, he's by far the best Bernier in the whole video.

[–]rachel_profiling 3 points4 points ago

He's the only one really doing it fully. Everyone else is still trying to look cool. Except the white guy...he just looks extra white.

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 2 points3 points ago

Lol I thought it was going to be a mugshot.

[–]pizzlybear 11 points12 points ago

Reminds me of Weekend At Bernie's II.

[–]marty17 53 points54 points ago

that's because that's where it's from

[–]yarmulke 26 points27 points ago

[–]manbrasucks 3 points4 points ago

PARTY'N PARTY'N YEAAAH!

edit: fuck the haters Friday fo life

[–]Drinkin_Abe_Lincoln -3 points-2 points ago

What the fuck have you people got me watchin? Hey Ma, I'm in the weird party of the internet again!

[–]cranberry94 6 points7 points ago

Mind blown.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

Niggas gotz the shizz

Edit: I have Black friends.

[–]fr00bl3t 10 points11 points ago

Says niggas, gets downvoted by white people.

[–]Bayshun 1 point2 points ago

It looks like he's watching an ultrasound.

[–]cosmoceratops 41 points42 points ago

Try this on for size.

[–]Russz 14 points15 points ago

Exactly what the fuck is going on in that video!?

[–]sbwdux 18 points19 points ago

I'd say that's one of the more heated matches of Jiskefet I've ever seen, and I watch that shit all the time.

[–]LufftWaffles 14 points15 points ago

Jiskefet is the comedy group the sport is actually called Footlebefringe

[–]sbwdux 6 points7 points ago

Comedy group? Pretty sure this is a real sport, are you not white enough to watch it regularly? Perhaps they named the sport after this group.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 3 points4 points ago

He probably can't afford the Footlebefringe sports package. He probably has basic cable.

[–]eine_person 0 points1 point ago

While I could only find the Dutch comedy-group, googling "Jiskefet", there were no results at all for footlebefringe. Is there any side, where you can find a set of rules?

[–]snowleave 1 point2 points ago

its a joke to make fun of white sports if you didn't get that

[–]eine_person 1 point2 points ago

First I thought so, but then I thought: Wait... I recently learned about Extreme Ironing, and in northern Germany people have teabag-tossing competitions... I'm not quite sure what to think about this.

[–]JustNotTrue 4 points5 points ago

I believe that is cricket.

[–]justmadethisaccountt -1 points0 points ago

Did you NOT see that fringe just in the nick of time? I've never seen anyone get so close on a foot swing.

[–]I_got_syphilis_from 0 points1 point ago

Your ancestors exploited my continent for opium for God's sake. What happened since we last met?

[–]cosmoceratops 0 points1 point ago

I'm guessing we couldn't handle our opium.

[–]Suneoc 0 points1 point ago

I must say, what soothing voices these commentators posses.

[–]Moores421 43 points44 points ago

[–]Tridian 11 points12 points ago

That was fucking beautiful.

[–]twitinkie 4 points5 points ago

upvote anything psy

[–]stfm 4 points5 points ago

[–]PhanaticalOne 4 points5 points ago

Open Condom Style!

[–]s1zduman 1 point2 points ago

I'm not the only oneeee

[–]beef_boolean 0 points1 point ago

Using tons of vowels at the end of a word just does not make any sense.

[–]s1zduman 0 points1 point ago

Okay.

[–]beef_boolean 0 points1 point ago

This was a good talk. High five.

[–]easilydistra- 2 points3 points ago

I was grinning like an idiot in the first few seconds of this song, and carried on right to the end.

[–]thankgoddamn 0 points1 point ago

I need to go to Korea.

[–]Biffbaggins 66 points67 points ago

andrew w k

[–]hansthecleverhorse 162 points163 points ago

[–]SuperKlydeFrog 44 points45 points ago

good on you andrew. good on you.

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 16 points17 points ago

[–]Angry_Devotchka 22 points23 points ago

When it's time to party, Andrew W.K. will always party hard.

[–]latarian 19 points20 points ago

I read another comment that Andrew W.K. is the real life Slurms Mckenzie.

[–]ghost_victim 1 point2 points ago

Party on, contest winners.

[–]MrGoodbytes 57 points58 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Ugh..White People! 5coms 96pts 2mos funny
Slick moves 4coms 19pts 4mos GifSound
It is time party... 1com 13pts 6mos GifSound
White people 245coms 1141pts 6mos funny
the moment i realised GOT's second season debut is one month away 4coms 43pts 4mos gifs
I NEED the video of this gif.. 17coms 136pts 9mos gif
This is all Andrew W.K. is famous for. 36coms 98pts 9mos gifs
How I feel after making the front page 0coms 0pts 20dys funny
Conan o'brien knows how to dance 15coms 174pts 1yr gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]scott28w 10 points11 points ago

[–]banebrashstep 0 points1 point ago

Is this Europe?

[–]MoXria 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for this for ages! my favourite by far

[–]douglas_ 20 points21 points ago

[–]juspeter 6 points7 points ago

The most relevant video linked.

[–]Batcaptain 2 points3 points ago

I'm watching the Olympics and when I got what was going on in this video I muted the TV. The commentary was way better this way.

[–]stfm 2 points3 points ago

[–]nalisemin 6 points7 points ago

Conan is just my favorite.

[–]Endoman13 31 points32 points ago

As a Caucasian myself, I can definitely assert that white people be trippin.

[–]SneakyDragon 8 points9 points ago

I love the part where they synchronize!

[–]usernamegoeshereok 8 points9 points ago

"OLD GREY MARE, SHE AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE...."

[–]BoAd 3 points4 points ago

NOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE OLD CRAZY MAN DANCERS!

[–]lalarilalai 16 points17 points ago

source pls

[–]dionysus6794 1 point2 points ago

Where is this Andrew fellow from?

[–]brettaburger 18 points19 points ago

He's a professional Party-er and a vocalist for his band in his spare time.

[–]OperatorMike -1 points0 points ago

Didn't he also host a crappy compettition involving building shit on Nickelodeon

[–]IWearSuits 2 points3 points ago

Cartoon Network actually.

[–]OperatorMike 0 points1 point ago

Right, derp

[–]dezmodium 5 points6 points ago

He a great partier. Here he is trying to entertain some juggelos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ

[–]Kitty_Chef 0 points1 point ago

I was on the fence about AWK, but I like him after this video.

[–]CatCobra 0 points1 point ago

He's also a motivational speaker. I saw him speak once and it was really positive.

[–]lalarilalai 0 points1 point ago

thank you

[–]pdubs94 2 points3 points ago

This gif brings back memories of my Sims having the times of their lives dancing at a party and talking about....whatever Sims talked about...

[–]whackadoo47 2 points3 points ago

Ig ben meina klor..a fredishea!

[–]Robotekk 4 points5 points ago

I clicked on that while listening to this

[–]the_xxvii 3 points4 points ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]ghost_victim 2 points3 points ago

<3 japan

[–]Bodegaz 2 points3 points ago

love when the black guy shakes his head "oh hell naw nigga"

[–]Oberon_Swanson 2 points3 points ago

White People: Secretly The Best Dancers Because Now We're Dancing Ironically

[–]Servios 1 point2 points ago

You are a visioneer.

[–]wouldyounotlikesome 0 points1 point ago

which level?

[–]Saltythesquirrel 2 points3 points ago

[–]Rednys 15 points16 points ago

As opposed to people of other color's doing more ridiculous dances?

[–]AffableJack 39 points40 points ago

[–]drevenant 7 points8 points ago

Looks like she is having one of those religious seizures that christians apparently have with the tongue-speaking and whatnot.

[–]Krispyz 0 points1 point ago

She's dancing the dance of JEEBUS.

[–]SayceGards 4 points5 points ago

Is she....is she in church?

[–]Yavetill 2 points3 points ago

Is she trying to spank her ass and... failing?

[–]da_qtip 2 points3 points ago

[–]latarian 5 points6 points ago

... are awesome.

[–]Sosolid14 4 points5 points ago

What is this show? As an Englishmen I don't really watch much american stuff but I've seen a couple of things from this guys talk shows and he seems like a fairly quirky guy.

Possibly one of the most WTF moments in a while.

[–]hooizyoo 7 points8 points ago

Conan O'Brien. He's the shit. I don't know if that's a common saying in England, but it's a compliment over here.

[–]Chezenine 8 points9 points ago

I'd say for any fellow Englishmen, he's the dog's bollocks

[–]hooizyoo 5 points6 points ago

I might start using that myself.

[–]Sosolid14 2 points3 points ago

I thought you meant he was like an actual shit, like a brown thing standing there with a TV show. I actually thought to myself "Who would give an actual shit a TV show?".

Lol J/K thanks for the info, I will probably look into watching some of his shows.

[–]suction 1 point2 points ago

C'mon, I'm a German guy living in Japan and I'm watching Conan since the early days of Late Night. I had friends in the US send me tapes of LNWCOB and Letterman back in the mid-90s when the ahem other options weren't really available yet. You got no excuse.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Conan.

He's got quite a following here.

[–]secretpornstash 1 point2 points ago

That's how I danced at my prom.

[–]ccblr06 3 points4 points ago

man I laughed so hard at that

[–]TheLastGuitarHero 7 points8 points ago

lol reddit. "I found that funny!" -DOWNVOTE THIS FUCKER

[–]Terps34 2 points3 points ago

NOT IN MY R/FUNNY

[–]FumCacial -1 points0 points ago

The hivemind does confuse me sometimes.

[–]implementor 0 points1 point ago

I swear I heard banjo music playing while I was watching that...

[–]Armond404 0 points1 point ago

You knew this was a GIF before you even clicked it.

[–]Hopefully_Witty 0 points1 point ago

IAmA White person, and can confirm.

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

At the end even conans like "fuck this shit"

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

I've been sitting on the toilet laughing my ass off for about 5 minutes just watching this gif

[–]NickNamelessOne 1 point2 points ago

What does Conan toss to W.K. At the end?

[–]eine_person 3 points4 points ago

He doesn't toss anything. Andrews microphone-thingy has slipped out of his pocket or became anattached of his belt and is swinging loose on its cable, so Andrew swings it upwards and catches it.

[–]nodlehsmd 0 points1 point ago

what an incredible human being.

[–]JohnCougarCitruscamp 2 points3 points ago

Respect.

But for serious, looks like the mic pack.

[–]NickNamelessOne 0 points1 point ago

Ahh yes, upon further inspection it appears that this is the case. [0] eyes in the AM vs [6] eyes in the PM.

[–]missapprehension 0 points1 point ago

I started playing this along with it and now I cant stop.

[–]chewtality 0 points1 point ago

It also works wonders with this.

[–]putdown 1 point2 points ago

I love how the black guy was like "oh hell yea! (stands up) ... Wait, nah, hell nah. That's way to white." (Sits down).

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, we're pretty awesome.

[–]isntthatrightkiff 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for ASN.

[–]Smith_Johnson 1 point2 points ago

Say what you like, but being White is fun as hell.

[–]herpderpedia 1 point2 points ago

Was this created from a series of jpgs?

[–]junoh 0 points1 point ago

when is this guy ever not wearing a white t-shirt?

[–]theeagle1 1 point2 points ago

Thats right... sit down black man. This isn't for you.

[–]yudhamica17 0 points1 point ago

Omg I can't stop laughing

[–]SaxyTimeReloaded 0 points1 point ago

I <3 Conan.

[–]ciana007 0 points1 point ago

I like how the black guy is like "fuck it" and sits down.

[–]Original69 0 points1 point ago

Listening to The Last Baron by Mastodon, they are dancing perfectly to it.

[–]tomandhisjones 0 points1 point ago

You have to have this playing in the background while watching: party hard

[–]Led-Zeppelin 0 points1 point ago

Guilty as charged motherfuckers.

[–]e4excellence 0 points1 point ago

I love how the black guy is just way too cool to goof off and have a little fun. He's so hard, dawg.

[–]valduck17 0 points1 point ago

White men are always single - they aren't married to the rhythm

[–]GoldenKevin 0 points1 point ago

dat frame rate

[–]tacotaster 0 points1 point ago

... Rule the world

[–]nemochuggles 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Beavis and Butt-Head!!

[–]bigpoppinstlye 0 points1 point ago

Andrew W. K. transcends race.

[–]csverbeiren1 0 points1 point ago

Why the hell hasn't anyone mentioned spiderman 2

[–]Shockyjoe 0 points1 point ago

That looked like Andrew WK

[–]tk001 1 point2 points ago

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit ASN (Atlantic Satellite Network)

I grew up on that shit.

[–]Crazybonbon 0 points1 point ago

Black people...

[–]joshvillan 0 points1 point ago

Russel Brand sucks

[–]setleft 0 points1 point ago

[–]JupiterSchupiter 0 points1 point ago

At a [6] i'm dyin

[–]FasterOnFire 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, I love Andrew W.K.!

[–]I_PET_KITTIES 0 points1 point ago

By complete coincidence, I was a listening to this when this gif loaded. Perfect fit.

[–]patio87 0 points1 point ago

are awesome.

[–]beeflips 1 point2 points ago

Sooo compressed, it burns my eyes. Owie

[–]no_no_NO_okay 0 points1 point ago

and this... this is why i love andrew w.k.

[–]coingiboi 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that, why so serious.

[–]LemonLimeAlltheTime 0 points1 point ago

Even black ppl find Kevin hart annoying

[–]doubleyouteef 0 points1 point ago

[–]BLANK23 1 point2 points ago

We got mad skills.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

its "european-american" you oppressive, racist ass, kill whitey mothafucka

[–]knuppi 0 points1 point ago

I love how the black gentleman steps up in order to show it's done, but after a few seconds thought decides to leave the two go-go dancers alone

:D