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[–]nerdistheword1996 193 points194 points ago

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

[–]Ozzymandias 76 points77 points ago

She's fast, faster than you can believe.

[–]nerdistheword1996 68 points69 points ago

Don't turn your back, don't look away...

[–]Jethric 60 points61 points ago

and don't blink!

[–]Lawdee 43 points44 points ago

Good luck.

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 9 points10 points ago

What if I wear reflective sunglasses?

[–]gavinmi 12 points13 points ago

Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes an angel

[–]_catfacts -5 points-4 points ago

REPOST MOTHERFUCKER

[–]OrinKaenbyou -2 points-1 points ago

I hope that was a Containment Breach joke... I feel weird whenever I say that I play it...

[–]nerdistheword1996 10 points11 points ago

Nope. Doctor Who.

[–]OrinKaenbyou 1 point2 points ago

Well, fuck. I now feel even weirder. Back to Containment Breach~

[–]nerdistheword1996 1 point2 points ago

That's fine. I make out-of-place references constantly. This is the internet.. 93% of us are major SAPs anyway.

[–]OrinKaenbyou 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry... we can rebuild you, we have the technology.

[–]nerdistheword1996 2 points3 points ago

Geeks, FTW. Seriously, we will run the earth. And space.

[–]OrinKaenbyou 0 points1 point ago

So much for technological singularity! It will be geekological singularity!

[–]Gravesh 10 points11 points ago

[–]nerdistheword1996 10 points11 points ago

Because the image of an angel is itself an angel.

[–]firstaccounttemp 1 point2 points ago

Crap, now the angels have one.

[–]nerdistheword1996 -2 points-1 points ago

Why??? (And also, why must I get involved in a Who related conversation everywhere I go? I don't really mind, but...)

[–]firstaccounttemp 2 points3 points ago

Because the image of an angel becomes an angel, and that there is a two. An image, I mean. And now it will come out of our screens.

(It's the mark of a good Whovian to always get involved in the conversations if you can't start them yourself.)

[–]nerdistheword1996 0 points1 point ago

That's not why I said "WHY???" it was more of a this kind of why

(I have a habit of starting them.)

[–]firstaccounttemp 0 points1 point ago

I did wonder how you could not understand the context. This makes more sense now.

[–]nerdistheword1996 0 points1 point ago

Oh. My. God. You again. We just had a conversation, like, yesterday about how we have Blink conversations too much.

[–]firstaccounttemp 0 points1 point ago

It is! It is you again! Dear lord, we both spend to much time here. Well, now we have a conversation we can source, about having these conversations about Blink.

[–]nerdistheword1996 1 point2 points ago

Yay! Reddit+Doctor Who=A nerdy, 16 year old fangirl.

[–]firstaccounttemp 1 point2 points ago

So, we're twins? I always suspected I had one, but...

[–]Nightfalls 1 point2 points ago

You bastard.

[–]TeamStark31 0 points1 point ago

Christ, that scared the hell out of me.

[–]CptCup 0 points1 point ago

I just watched that episode, and I nearly shit myself when i saw that pic.

[–]Backawayfromthecar 0 points1 point ago

There you are :)

[–]Some_Young_Atheist 3 points4 points ago

But what if an angel climbs into my eyes?

[–]nerdistheword1996 5 points6 points ago

10...

9...

8...

[–]firstaccounttemp 2 points3 points ago

7... 6...

[–]nerdistheword1996 9 points10 points ago

I'm Five. I mean, fine.

4...

[–]firstaccounttemp 2 points3 points ago

Just sit here under this Three and close your eyes. Tree, I mean. Two. Crap.

[–]nerdistheword1996 2 points3 points ago

ONE

[–]firstaccounttemp 2 points3 points ago

Save yourself! dies

[–]nerdistheword1996 1 point2 points ago

Walk like you can see them!

[–]firstaccounttemp 2 points3 points ago

But it just popped out of my eyes.

[–]Kingofsting11 10 points11 points ago

I love browsing reddit and finding other dr who fans. Cant wait until season start!!!

[–]Seymor569 5 points6 points ago

Dude Eccelston is the villain in the next Thor movie. I'm not more than a little excited for that.

Edit for derpyness

[–]firstaccounttemp 6 points7 points ago

*Thor

[–]nerdistheword1996 2 points3 points ago

GAAHHH, that season 7 trailer is killing me! NEED!

[–]JKR93 3 points4 points ago

The real fun begins when he has to take that tape off.

[–]nerdistheword1996 3 points4 points ago

Meh, eyelashes are overrated.

[–]chao06 0 points1 point ago

Was not disappointed. A++, would upvote again.

[–]ryanboomer 50 points51 points ago

I've seen this post 3 times in the last 2 weeks

[–]SuperTurtle 14 points15 points ago

No joke. I don't usually complain about reposts, but this is reposted constantly and it's not even that funny.

[–]ZZZrp 3 points4 points ago

Also, the original is funnier.

[–]NealHatesMath 1 point2 points ago

Mind linking? I haven't seen it.

[–]ZZZrp 2 points3 points ago

I don't have it. But I think it's a picture of Miley Cyrus (or some disney channel girl) and her friends making asian faces.

[–]Lam0rak 3 points4 points ago

According to the reposter bot below the last time was 16 days and 3 months for the last 2.

[–]new-socks -1 points0 points ago

Then you should maybe consider laying off reddit for a while. I'm on here several hours a day and I hadn't seen it once. Not once. Not everybody is on this site as much as you. Stop bitching about reposts and do something with your time.

[–]ryanboomer 0 points1 point ago

Woah dude, take off your panties first before you put them in a bunch

[–]new-socks -1 points0 points ago

FUCCCKKK!!!!! Haha kidding. But seriously. Who cares if it was already posted? Some people haven't seen it. ;)

[–]gojira333 6 points7 points ago

i remember my first beer

[–]lycao 2 points3 points ago

Bet you don't remember your twelfth.

[–]gojira333 2 points3 points ago

well done good sir

[–]Nightfalls 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I wonder if the people who complain about reposts ever buy six packs. Good God, five reposts in two hours?

[–]gojira333 0 points1 point ago

that was quite devilishly clever you may have my upvote sir

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

Why thank you, sir.

[–]gojira333 0 points1 point ago

this was quite hilarious but as a matter of fact i do not

you may have my upbote

[–]psychroclasm 3 points4 points ago

"Why are you staring at me, freak?"

"I don't want to blink. I want no part of what you've got going on."

[–]JediMasterSam 17 points18 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Blink 418coms 1482pts 5mos funny
Bitch, dont tell me what to do 7coms 236pts 19dys firstworldanarchists
One of those facebook pictures that always gets me. 30coms 982pts 3mos funny
Found this on Facebook (Not sure if repost) 1com 9pts 16dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]rubrix 3 points4 points ago

I would have gone with duct tape rather than masking tape

[–]kaiserquaser 6 points7 points ago

I would've blinked.

[–]Fooza 8 points9 points ago

Brink

[–]EpicBroccoli 1 point2 points ago

Shitty game

[–]Provid3nce 0 points1 point ago

Tubular Movie.

[–]BattleSalmon 0 points1 point ago

Tuburar Movie.

[–]sharkdude95 1 point2 points ago

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

[–]Rerus 3 points4 points ago

Came expecting comments related to doctor who, was not disappointed.

[–]nerdistheword1996 4 points5 points ago

I was disappointed by the lack of them, so I started them.

[–]DerKuchenMeister 1 point2 points ago

After seeing so many of these things in really happy I got off Facebook

[–]fellowyellow 0 points1 point ago

Those middle fingers are long.

[–]sutherlandan 0 points1 point ago

He needs a bottle of Visine in one hand.

[–]lotrlove 0 points1 point ago

funny thing, being on reddit for months has allowed me to slowly build the superpower of going for extended periods of time without blinking, so i'm safe. and a superhero.

[–]gssunil 0 points1 point ago

I blink and get her

[–]Khanman88 0 points1 point ago

blink if this is a repost

[–]tbunreal68 0 points1 point ago

I'll take her for a night.

[–]DinosaurWizard 0 points1 point ago

That fucker just taped his eyebrows up.

[–]illonlybeonforaminut 0 points1 point ago

Goodbye, eyebrows

[–]NoCowLevel 0 points1 point ago

Eased and pleased, released from my shoes

I will be flying above the hatred and the love

And if you see me honey

You had better blink your eyes

[–]strobz808 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I laughed so hard that I hit my head on the table.

[–]Durpadur 0 points1 point ago

HOW FUCKING OLD IS THIS SHIT? HOW MANY TIMES WILL I BE DUPED INTO SEEING THE SAME SHIT 48 TIMES???

[–]hobbitish 0 points1 point ago

Re-re-post.

[–]xXMiAsMa 0 points1 point ago

Post moar regurgitated shit pl0x!

[–]FutzinChamp 0 points1 point ago

Blink if it's a repost!

One that I always laugh at.

[–]BluePubicHair 0 points1 point ago

Don't need blink when you've got swag

[–]SnoogleGoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure, still waiting to see the top half of her fucking face...

[–]steadyslayer 0 points1 point ago

Really? another repost.

[–]wwesshaver 0 points1 point ago

Anyone who opens a picture of an angle is fucked....so why post links? You just screwed everyone in this thread.

[–]VerGuy 0 points1 point ago

... of an angle is...

...of an angel is...

FTFY

[–]TXTMSGirlfriend 0 points1 point ago

Why can't I upvote this a hundred times?!

[–]Shapeshift1 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to tell he's Asian like that.

[–]Rogue_Samurai 0 points1 point ago

i dont get this.... is this SCP 173 reference or am i just to young to understand in this world of internetology....

[–]Rogue_Samurai 0 points1 point ago

so.... is this an SCP 173 Reference or some thing that i dont understand...

[–]OnlyAMuffin 0 points1 point ago

... make your own shit please. Don't Use something you seen on a facebook page which has been posted several times already.

[–]Zaneisrandom 0 points1 point ago

Seriously?! why?! I would do her, I wouldn't talk to her, but I would definitely hit it and quit it.

[–]Backawayfromthecar 0 points1 point ago

Why don't I see a creepy statue yet? DON'T BLINK

[–]Backawayfromthecar 0 points1 point ago

I love how all us whovians unite now and again in random posts.

[–]WayneVennin -1 points0 points ago

It seems the angels are becoming more intelligent.

[–]sweetloris -1 points0 points ago

More?

[–]tiggahiccups -2 points-1 points ago

he almost looks white like that!

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling -2 points-1 points ago

This belongs in /r/Iam14andthisisfunny, so I put it there.

[–]bebopshebo 2 points3 points ago

Honestly I really don't know what I expected from that sub reddit, but...

[–]LOLrage98 -1 points0 points ago

I didnt blink. ..

[–]jamesconkle -2 points-1 points ago

I wouldn't mind blinking and being touched by that angle :sexy wink:

[–]deathscytex -1 points0 points ago

I give up, so why did he find her so unattractive that he used masking tape to not blink?

[–]buster2Xk 2 points3 points ago

It's a joke. The shirt plays on the fact that people tend to blink a lot, so he responds by going out of his way not to blink.

[–]lol_____wut420 -2 points-1 points ago

This is the first post from r/funny where I actually lol'd

[–]Mishmash34 -1 points0 points ago

BlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlinkBlink and i ruined another pair of pants

[–]blade2000 -2 points-1 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Blink 418coms 1482pts 5mos funny
Bitch, dont tell me what to do 7coms 236pts 19dys firstworldanarchists
One of those facebook pictures that always gets me. 30coms 982pts 3mos funny
Found this on Facebook (Not sure if repost) 1com 9pts 16dys funny

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[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

get out