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[–]anthonykiedisespenis 981 points982 points ago

Anderson Cooper was talking about this on his daytime show the other day. This one woman in the audience did it because she saw it on the news, and didn't think kids would actually do it and that it would work. Apparently it burned her vagina so bad she could only keep it in two or three seconds.

Also, it did not work. Vodka was wasted and vaginas were burned, twas a sad day.

[–]even_keel 223 points224 points ago

Just an FYI... this practice is called "slammin' tammies"

[–]Okami99 111 points112 points ago

I have also heard of "Butt Chugging." All of my wat World, all of my wat...

[–]Psirocking 22 points23 points ago

I was hoping this would get mentioned. It makes no sense, and I hope it's not actually done.

[–]everythoughtanoar 19 points20 points ago

[–]WombatDominator 19 points20 points ago

Why did I watch all 8 minutes of this. Why.

[–]Snapples2992 12 points13 points ago

Why did I watch all 8 minutes of this while eating?

[–]Okami99 17 points18 points ago

I munched Cheez-Its the whole time...

[–]GraffyHooves 20 points21 points ago

Actually doing anything this way can get you drunk/high a lot faster because it doesn't go through the stomach and instead goes straight into your system. Drug safety agencies will actually recommend shooting substances into the rectum by using the syringe without the needle because it reduces the chance of infections since they aren't using needles. So alcohol in the rectum can get you drunk much faster however it is far more dangerous because it isn't going through your stomach and will make alcohol poisoning much more likely.

[–]CodyModo 2 points3 points ago

Lets stick adderall up our asses!

[–]vegibowl 10 points11 points ago

I was okay until I got to this... lost it.

[–]rokbe 1 point2 points ago

It's also called 'slimming'.

[–]theNYEHHH 1 point2 points ago

I've heard "Tampon Tipsy"

[–]Trollatio_Caine 162 points163 points ago

Really a whole new meaning to the drink, "Bloody Mary".

[–]nomofica 13 points14 points ago

I have never had one, but rest assured, from this point forward, I will never want one.

[–]McGrude 1 point2 points ago

Bloody Mary's are delicious, especially with a good brunch. It's basically just spicy tomato juice with a little buzz.

[–]PleaseBangMyWifi 19 points20 points ago

Ziiinnggg!

[–]The_Original_Gronkie 32 points33 points ago

I read a blog post a couple.of months ago by a woman who tried the same experiment with the same results. Perhaps it was she who was Anderson's guest. In any case, I don't know why anyone would resort to that method when the old standard method of pouring alcohol down one's gullet has served perfectly well for the entire history of mankind..

[–]James_Wolfe 5 points6 points ago

Putting it in down there bypasses the digestive track so you can get more in your blood stream fast and drunk more quickly without using as much booze.

[–]FelixR1991 15 points16 points ago

In theory. Might be just 4chan trolling the world into believing shit like this. They also helped a rumor into the world that putting toothpaste onto your nipples and covering it with duc(t/k)tape would get you high. News broadcasts picked it up and there was a slight hype about it with people actually trying it. But smudging your nipples with toothpaste is much less believable than alcohol in the vag, so I can imagine why this rumor is much more persistant.

[–]James_Wolfe 6 points7 points ago

Well I havent tried it but I'm fairly certain putting alcohol up your backside will allow it to filter into the bloodstreem more quickly. This will make you drunk quicker, but will also poison you much quicker.

Now I am sure this isn't anything that is(was?) sweeping the nation. Though if the media picked it up I bet somepeople will be trying it.

[–]GoldandBlue 16 points17 points ago

The local news did a story of kids doing vodka shots in their eyes. The field reporter talked to a high school student about it. When asked he said he never heard of anyone doing it but it sounds stupid.

Sounds like one idiot tried it and the news turned it into an epidemic.

[–]linok 459 points460 points ago

Vodka was wasted and vaginas were burned, twat a sad day.

[–]DerpusOfValues 16 points17 points ago

FYI, this really doesn't work with an English accent. I forgot you guys pronounce it "Twot".

edit: to the naysayers - how does linok's joke work if the pronunciation is so off?

[–]_Hank-Hill_ 93 points94 points ago

No we pronounce it twat

[–]DerpusOfValues 20 points21 points ago

From reddit's favourite comedian, Louis CK. I've heard others pronounce it this way as well. I wonder if it's a regional thing?

[–]gumbogogo 15 points16 points ago

That is the only way I have ever heard it pronounced

[–]rockdweller 1 point2 points ago

Both twat and twot exist. Twat is more common. It's like fuck and feck in Ireland. Twot and feck are the light, quaint versions.

[–]sleepyworm 1 point2 points ago

twot rhyming with dot is simply the US pronunciation and twat rhyming with cat is the UK pronunciation. If you're just talking sheer numbers I think the twots have it...

[–]not0your0nerd 7 points8 points ago

...how do you English folks pronounce it?

[–]DerpusOfValues 26 points27 points ago

Like "Bat" or "Hat", instead of "What".

[–]foosrohdah 0 points1 point ago

We pronounce it "wut" not "wot".

[–]BrittanyRenegade 2 points3 points ago

You got it all fucked up. We pronounce what like "Wut" and twat like "twaht"

[–]KonaCoiler 13 points14 points ago

We pronounce it like 'cat', and as much as it pains me to admit, you Americans actually get this one right! We're (well, most of us anyway) saying it wrong. Or wrong in the traditional sense anyway, I'm aware that words change. It should be pronounced 'twot'.

Source: A dictionary, an episode of QI and some very middle class and old fashioned parents that have attempted to correct me my whole life! (can't link on phone)

Ps - I'll say twat along with everyone else, instead of twot, despite knowing it's wrong because it's easier than having people think that you're the one who's wrong/ a bit of a dick.

[–]Hellion_23 0 points1 point ago

No we don't you twat

[–]Harkonen_inc -1 points0 points ago

Thank you linok... >.>

[–]Ommec 2 points3 points ago

Snoop Linok

[–]evil_twin 6 points7 points ago

It works in the ass for sure tho, but using a tampon is not necessary, pouring the alcohol straight in the ass with a funnel is the more common way of doing it . . .

[–]Claypool2112 22 points23 points ago

I think the burning vaginas is a good thing. I don't think that anyone who sticks a vodka soaked tampon in their vaginas should be procreating.

[–]pete2532 7 points8 points ago

Might have been this chick.

[–]Notloc24 322 points323 points ago

hey bro, put this tampon in your ass

[–]preske 176 points177 points ago

Nah bro, it's not gay to put things in your ass. All the cool kids do it.

[–]Notloc24 115 points116 points ago

I am suddenly convinced

[–]preske 76 points77 points ago

Do it bro, and take pictures. Totally not gay bro.

[–]Notloc24 50 points51 points ago

i gotta take pictures so i remember i how totally cool i looked while i was drunk with a tampon up my ass, bro

[–]BigKurt 44 points45 points ago

walks in- -sees Notloc24 and preske with tampons- -walks out

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 47 points48 points ago

walks in- -smiles- -stays

[–]Saicotic 8 points9 points ago

Redditor for nine months. This guy's legit.

[–]kennyswag 5 points6 points ago

Upload them to facebook, bro

[–]thatwasntveryraven 25 points26 points ago

Dude. Don't be such a fag. Stick it in your ass.

[–]TrogdorDaBurninator 6 points7 points ago

Aaaand a large black dildo.

[–]pegcitygeek 2 points3 points ago

Quit being a fag and put this in your butt.

[–]otherwiseyep 4 points5 points ago

This is the worst party I have ever been to.

[–]taeratrin 455 points456 points ago

It's even funnier when you imagine that all the boys and girls in the picture have alcohol-soaked tampons in their respective orifices.

Edit: Of course, this would end up being one of my most popular comments.

[–]cvnthia[S] 206 points207 points ago

That's the best part of outdoor studying

[–]Liquor_in_the_ass 190 points191 points ago

You get used to it.

[–]Jorgemeister 30 points31 points ago

this is your moment of fame, son.

[–]Khiraji 24 points25 points ago

Liquor? Well sure, but I just met her.

[–]Rednys 16 points17 points ago

None of them are smiling, they are all clenching their teeth and writhing in pain from the burning going on down below.

[–]InstantAnythingcom 40 points41 points ago

That's a funny word..."orifices's's's."

[–]taeratrin 17 points18 points ago

I use it every time I get the chance.

[–]EatSleepJeep[!] 14 points15 points ago

Just like defenestrate.

[–]allmyusernamesrtaken 99 points100 points ago

My ovaries quivered in fright... And I'm a dude.

[–]centurijon 60 points61 points ago

So you shook your balls?

[–]TheDoubtfulGuest 7 points8 points ago

I lol'd. Maybe its cause I'm day drunk. Maybe its because I imagined a dude shaking his balls.

[–]siegewolf 1 point2 points ago

He got so scared the receded back into his body.

[–]firstaccounttemp 2 points3 points ago

This is how I feel, as a girl, when I see a guy get punched/kicked/slammed in the balls.

[–]TheSemiTallest 110 points111 points ago

Probably the same people that think doing eye-shots is a good idea...

[–]MomoTheCow 116 points117 points ago

I snorted absinthe once and it was awsebsdpom.

[–]beige_people 45 points46 points ago

Someone i met on vacation proceeded to do 2 eye-shots that night. He also had a mullet

[–]cknipe 20 points21 points ago

I'm afraid to google "eye shot". Someone want to explain it?

[–]lurking_got_old 56 points57 points ago

You put vodka directly against your eyeball. It is absorbed more quickly than by your mouth. Also can cause blindness. Do not recommended.

[–]bhillin 36 points37 points ago

My friend just told me about his buddy who used to do acid via dropper to the eye. He did it so much that now that eye is all fucked up. I think the brotip here is don't stick shit in your eye (except contact lenses, maybe).

[–]HelmSpicy -2 points-1 points ago

Hey I've got liquor, and this is CRAZY, but lets take these shots, with our eyes, maybe?

[–]awesome-o-4000 3 points4 points ago

Taking getting blind drunk to a whole new level

[–]bamboo_shoot 9 points10 points ago

You take a shot through your eye. Yes alcohol in your eye. No way you can blind yourself!

[–]alwaysforgetsusrname 7 points8 points ago

Exactly what you'd expect....they supposedly pour alcohol over their eye in the hopes that it will get into their bloodstream quicker.

[–]gettheguests 3 points4 points ago

Self-explanatory really. You pretty much just pour alcohol directly into your eye. Takes effect quicker, if you don't mind the horrible pain that comes along with that.

[–]SpruceCaboose 3 points4 points ago

How much quicker are we talking? Alcohol doesn't take all that long to take effect, so what benefits do you supposedly get from burning your eyeball to hell?

[–]Pandafacepants 4 points5 points ago

so what benefits do you supposedly get from burning your eyeball to hell?

Drunken Neanderthal like morons will make grunting noises in your honour. The word "bro" will also be used a lot.

[–]xblackdog 2 points3 points ago

That sounds really painful...

[–]purplesharpie7 47 points48 points ago

Others on this list are planking, alcoholic gummy bears, and vodka eyeballing. WHAT

[–]Malex_Wolf 31 points32 points ago

And toothpasting, lets not forget about toothpasting.

[–]easycumeasyhoe 12 points13 points ago

Should I even ask what toothpasting is?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Yes yes you should.

[–]mehtorite 19 points20 points ago

its you, the one nathan fillion was talking about on twitter!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

no, its another.

[–]DrSamLoomis 26 points27 points ago

There could be a Million Fillion March.

[–]FSMCA 17 points18 points ago

alcoholic gummy bears

whats that? Is it like jello shots?

[–]potato413 18 points19 points ago

We did this with gummy worms in vodka, tasted like slimy eels made of rubbing alcohol. I would have much rather gotten drunk and enjoyed the worms separately.

[–]balla4life 27 points28 points ago

pretty much...you let the gummy bears soak in vodka. they are pretty awesome...but try not to have them around when you have the munchies...

[–]FSMCA 25 points26 points ago

how long do you soak them? Vodka doesnt last long around here, it goes bad once you open it.

[–]YawnSpawner 47 points48 points ago

Feel free to send me all your vodka after it goes bad, I run a vodka disposal business and can get rid of it in an environmentally friendly method.

[–]DrSamLoomis 5 points6 points ago

Sounds legit.

[–]velkyr 1 point2 points ago

Can I be a Canadian franchisee?

[–]balla4life 6 points7 points ago

3-5 days for all the vodka to be soaked up according to mixthatdrink

I've never actually made them, but I've enjoyed them many times

[–]awesomejamie 10 points11 points ago

Super easy to make! Put gummy bears in a tupperware tub, fill to just over the pile of bears with vodka, put in fridge. Stir every few days and it should be good to go 4 or 5 days later! Accidentally ate a few handfuls and found myself schwastey faced.

[–]ZombieWeinerDog 17 points18 points ago

if you dont have any vodka, take some grape juice and leave it out for a few hours. it will turn into wine, then soak the gummy bears.

[–]statikuz 38 points39 points ago

take some grape juice and leave it out for a few hours. it will turn into wine

This sounds like something a middle-schooler would come up with.

[–]ZombieWeinerDog 30 points31 points ago

i think this is the first time reddit didnt get an Arrested Development joke.

[–]Ottawa_R 4 points5 points ago

or Jesus

[–]gheost 84 points85 points ago

You'd be surprised at what chicks stick up their vaginas now a days.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 272 points273 points ago

I hope it's me.

[–]datpinecone 51 points52 points ago

That just sounds like it hurts.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 62 points63 points ago

aww.. thank you.. I'm actually not very well endowed.

[–]TheRealMRichter 33 points34 points ago

Ron Mahogany is the less well endowed version of Ron Jeremy.

[–]Ron_Mahogany 63 points64 points ago

Sex with me is like a Chinese Buffet! The portions are small but so much variety and you will be hungry again in an hour.

[–]Seanjohn2800 26 points27 points ago

"variety"...this scares me.

[–]henleyregatta 6 points7 points ago

Up vote for the Red Dwarf quote, sir!

[–]ratajewie 2 points3 points ago

Pics or it didn't happen. Or we can just take your word for it. But science would definitely appreciate pictures of your mahogany wiener. Wait. If you if you get a boner, would you have Mahogany wood?

[–]Le_Petit_Lapin 7 points8 points ago

I was more curious as you how you get past the shoulders?

[–]TheTedinator 2 points3 points ago

Bro, I did this when I was just a little kid.

[–]TripWire49 10 points11 points ago

Surprised? No. Intrigued? Yes.

[–]ToastyNathan 15 points16 points ago

Time to go spelunking

[–]rhialto40 37 points38 points ago

If you stick it up your ass, is it called a Fartini? Edit: And if she's on her period, it's a Bloody Mary.

[–]paulseagull 14 points15 points ago

So say I wanted to try the tampon trick with beer. Would I get alcohol poisoning?

[–]FSMCA 81 points82 points ago

no just a yeast infection

[–]brotherbond 18 points19 points ago

Then you'd have the choicest hops.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'd give you head.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 4 points5 points ago

These puns are barley funny

[–]Swede_Babe 27 points28 points ago

I was at a party and a girl was talking about doing that. She used raspberry vodka and she said "my boy just loved eating me out afterwards"

[–]cvnthia[S] 43 points44 points ago

I can't imagine vagina mixed with raspberry vodka tasting good

[–]Mholafico 10 points11 points ago

Ummm... Raspberry Vodka Vagina... could be a new cocktail... sounds good!!!

[–]mehtorite 34 points35 points ago

i don't know, the whole idea sounds fishy.

[–]nesapius 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like a good lesbian-punk band name.

[–]tomdarch 7 points8 points ago

he was glad it was sterilized, for once?

[–]Jill4ChrisRed 2 points3 points ago

she was lying. It godamn burns..

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 1 point2 points ago

Her ensuing yeast infection is just going to love eating that sugar.

[–]evil_steve 1 point2 points ago

But she was talking about her dog...

[–]ConspiracyItIs 28 points29 points ago

Where is shittywatercolour when you need him...

[–]Recitavis 9 points10 points ago

I would pay money.

[–]Divamergency 9 points10 points ago

My friend is an intake nurse in the maritimes, Canada, this shit happens all the time.

[–]professorgrandpa 9 points10 points ago

put some stoli in your hole-y

[–]poo-poo 41 points42 points ago

The alcohol doesn't go through the digestive system so you get the alcohol more directly. Making it extremely easy to get alcohol poisoning.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 37 points38 points ago

except for the fact that a tampon will hold like 1/2 a shot and burn like liquid fire wherever you manage to stuff a swolen alcohol soaked tampon into (they expend when full of fluid)

[–]UrbanDryad 79 points80 points ago

Obviously, you insert it first, then do a hand stand while your friend pours in the booze. Be logical.

[–]LuckoftheFryish 2 points3 points ago

Finally I understand what a Keg Stand is all about.

[–]folderol 15 points16 points ago

You mean a Kegel Stand.

[–]ah_hell 3 points4 points ago

Would it also lead to yeast infections?

[–]Stupidconspiracies 26 points27 points ago

And then Boom! Rum Cake!

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 2 points3 points ago

Depends on the amount of sugar in the beverage you're using.

[–]ohrabbits 6 points7 points ago

Can tampons that are already saturated even be inserted? I'm imaging trying to put one of these in your butt.

[–]ErgoNOODLES 16 points17 points ago

OMG YOU DON'T DO THIS? COME OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK

[–]acetylsalicylicacid 9 points10 points ago

If you think that is interesting, then check out this story about someone who tried out a refreshing "coffee colonic". Redbull and beer were also utilized in subsequent experiments, in the interest of science of course.

[–]Wurmcoil_Engine 5 points6 points ago

After reading this article I ended up reading many more of his... this guy is nuts.

[–]WigginIII 6 points7 points ago

As surprised as you might be, my GF and aspiring teacher was subbing a class and two girls were acting strange and giggly. They remained off task and she ended up having to send them to the principals office, which they stumbled to on their way.

The girls later told the administrators they did exactly what the article highlights, soaking tampons in vodka. By the way, this same school also experienced fist fights, pregnant girls, and students having sex on campus.

Oh, and this was a middle school: 7th and 8th graders.

[–]dustlesswalnut 13 points14 points ago

No one does this. Nor did elementary schoolchildren wear various bracelets based on which sex acts they performed. Nor did kids get drunk by taking eyeball shots.

Nor were any of these ridiculous "beware what your kids are doing!!1!!!!!11" trends ever real trends.

[–]LoneCookie 13 points14 points ago

... i wore sex bracelets DX... but I was a slut ._.

And it wasn't which they "performed". It was an invitation. If a boy breaks a bracelet then he's saying he wants to do whatever the bracelet meant, and supposedly, you go and do that. A wonderful system, really; but this was 5th grade...

[–]ciestaconquistador 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I did too. No one broke them, but we felt like badasses anyway.

[–]FSMCA 2 points3 points ago

up there with beer bong enema

[–]Trollsaft 1 point2 points ago

Well, in my group of friends there is one particular who always try to impress the rest of the group. Some parts of this groups likes to abuse his eagerness to impress us. So on the traditional graduation trip to Magaluf where we spent all of our time drinking lots of alcohol one guy in the group mentions this phenomenon and jokingly says one of us should try this. The eager to impress guy said I'll do it!! with great enthusiasm. We exchange looks that say that this is a bad idea, but a prank is always fun. So what we did was went to the toilet and borrowed a tampon from one of the girl. But we secretly fill up a bottle of vodka with water and soak it. We present the tampon to the eager to impress guy and he drops his pants and shoves the water drenched tampon up his ass. and soon after the insertion he starts to scream " IT BURNS!!" and starts to roll around trying to get it out. We all laugh and tell him about our little ruse. He of course is pissed of, but a little relived that it wasn't real vodka. I fell bad for that kid, but every time we try to talk to him about not needing to impress us he says "Yea, yea I'll stop" but he never does...

[–]Togie 5 points6 points ago

I know a girl in LA who is a stand up comedian who does this before her shows. Just soaks it up during the set.

[–]statikuz 16 points17 points ago

Why would you not just... drink during your show?

[–]girlnextdoor480 8 points9 points ago

Is it chelsea handler?

[–]interruptedgirl77 30 points31 points ago

I just cunt believe this.

[–]T-Individual 7 points8 points ago

Butt can't you see the upside to the technique?

[–]funkmastamatt 19 points20 points ago

I know someone who tried this, it completely rectum.

[–]boardinbro 22 points23 points ago

At a dance. See a really drunk girl. Goes into the bathroom. Hear she is throwing up. hear a scream from the bathroom. Another girl comes out saying as the girl threw up she saw her pull the tampon on dripping wet and reeking of vodka and fish and throw it in to the toilet with the vomit. I loved my senior year of high school

[–]Winn_Ware 13 points14 points ago

I'm going to have to ask you to elaborate, please.
Are you trolling?

[–]boardinbro 3 points4 points ago

Nope Names Sarah (no last name not that dumb) she was dragged out of homecoming. Best part is some other chick slipped in the vomit.

[–]szor 2 points3 points ago

How does someone slip in vomit that's in the toilet? Unless there was other vomiting episodes that you failed to mention in your original story...

[–]boardinbro 4 points5 points ago

didn't say it went just into the toilet

[–]omgpokemans 6 points7 points ago

Good effort, but you wouldnt puke if you didnt actually drink the vodka.

[–]jigs_up 10 points11 points ago

I'm not sure that's strictly true

[–]laddymaddonna 0 points1 point ago

just cuz she got drunk up the v-j doesnt mean she didnt also drink the booze, not that this story sounds real at all

[–]jkerman 2 points3 points ago

actually, vomiting is a symptom of alcohol poisoning. http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol-poisoning/DS00861/DSECTION=symptoms there are many things unrelated to the stomach that can cause you to vomit.

[–]beccaonice 1 point2 points ago

I think they got that from that satire article on Christwire.

edit: this one

[–]fuckprofanity 1 point2 points ago

I didn't realize that this was satirical for far too long...

[–]miba 2 points3 points ago

when i was younger i heared of people sticking it in their noses

[–]SakeBomberman 0 points1 point ago

people do and its really fucking bad for you, you can die relatively easy by taking booze up your ass

[–]qetuop1 2 points3 points ago

The same kids that play the choking game or try and get high off of inhaling anything they can get their hands on.

[–]SirCake 2 points3 points ago

this is actually just massive jump to conclusion given limited information the writer has.

What you actually do is soak a piece of cotton or a tampon in some form of strong alcohol and place it between your toes or another area that has thin skin but enough to not get immediately burned by the alcohol.

Apparently it's one of the least healthy ways to get intoxicated, i.e passing out with the shit stuck between your toes can be bad.

[–]soundknowledge 2 points3 points ago

Link to the original Article

Half of these don't involve drugs or alcohol... and most of them are plain retarded. I've tried 1 of them though...

[–]ThyNoga 1 point2 points ago

There was actually an 'outbreak' of this at my school. Boys, girls, both genders did it. They did it so they could get drunk and no one could smell it. Where did they get the idea from? 1000 ways to die. Genius.

[–]Redfoxyboy 1 point2 points ago

My Friday night just got a lot more interesting.

[–]hflol 1 point2 points ago

This happened at my high school...

[–]Jamesmconley 1 point2 points ago

Some just say "screw putting stuff in my junk! I'd rather go blind" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka_eyeballing

[–]soapman5 1 point2 points ago

Um...this was around when I was in high school. I thought kids these days were eyeballing vodka....

[–]badwolfx 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]hihitasi 1 point2 points ago

wtf. Im very disturbed right now. That would burn my lady part. Why would people try this? Just drink the alcohol psychos.

[–]jawillde 0 points1 point ago

So if it's not an alcoholic beverage is it illegal?

[–]Anoxiuh 1 point2 points ago

A clever but extreme way to escape a breathalyzer test for alcoholics??

[–]Atruethinker 0 points1 point ago

...wut

[–]XylemTube 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of the movie 'Kids'.

Heavy Flow!

[–]Dan_Gleasac 0 points1 point ago

I remember this from a Manswers episode once. I believe the question was "how can you get the most drunk?" and the answer was, in short, alcohol enemas. Who knew?

[–]Arbetarkrubb 0 points1 point ago

Youngsters these days...

[–]PankyFlamingos 0 points1 point ago

You would be surprised

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

you're laughing now, wait til you try it

[–]Mozpong 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure I saw this in a spoof article. But I suppose that doesn't mean people haven't decided to do it now

[–]EllieJoB44 0 points1 point ago

I feel sorry for the cops who suspect someone of doing this and have to ship the person to the hospital to see.....

[–]DrXenu 0 points1 point ago

apparently it got really popular at the Dallas ISD in texas. They caught on after they started finding shit covered tampons in the boys bathrooms on a regular basis.

[–]troxnor[!] 0 points1 point ago

i've heard of people doing this all the time. Dudes also stick it in their butts. Never done it though, dont intend to.

[–]Waffles_are_omnom 0 points1 point ago

I had a dumbass sailor working for me try to shoot up with everclear. Sigh. There was a 4 a.m. "why is your dumbass in the ER?" call

[–]YawnSpawner 0 points1 point ago

I've heard of putting LSD up your butt, but alcohol? Sounds retarded.

[–]InstantAnythingcom 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't there something like this in the book Botany of Desire by Micheal Pollan featured on PBS about witches and their broom sticks? The broom stick was actually a dildo filled with "psychoactive" plants grown in their gardens.

[–]mattzm 0 points1 point ago

I believe it had a brief run in Europe in places where they started breathalyzing kids who were out late/breaking curfews etc so they could be appropriately punished. No alcohol on breath means getting away with a warning.

[–]jocularferret 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me of a wine-enema scare we had a few years ago. Can't say that I rightfully understand the appeal, but damn why can't you simply drink the stuff already. What's next? Taking meals as a suppository?