I'm laughing so hard. Who the hell actually does this?

anthonykiedisespenis · 1 month

Anderson Cooper was talking about this on his daytime show the other day. This one woman in the audience did it because she saw it on the news, and didn't think kids would actually do it and that it would work. Apparently it burned her vagina so bad she could only keep it in two or three seconds.

Also, it did not work. Vodka was wasted and vaginas were burned, twas a sad day.

Notloc24 · 1 month

hey bro, put this tampon in your ass

taeratrin · 1 month

It's even funnier when you imagine that all the boys and girls in the picture have alcohol-soaked tampons in their respective orifices.

Edit: Of course, this would end up being one of my most popular comments.

allmyusernamesrtaken · 1 month

My ovaries quivered in fright... And I'm a dude.

TheSemiTallest · 1 month

Probably the same people that think doing eye-shots is a good idea...

purplesharpie7 · 1 month

Others on this list are planking, alcoholic gummy bears, and vodka eyeballing. WHAT

gheost · 1 month

You'd be surprised at what chicks stick up their vaginas now a days.

rhialto40 · 1 month

If you stick it up your ass, is it called a Fartini? Edit: And if she's on her period, it's a Bloody Mary.

paulseagull · 1 month

So say I wanted to try the tampon trick with beer. Would I get alcohol poisoning?

Swede_Babe · 1 month

I was at a party and a girl was talking about doing that. She used raspberry vodka and she said "my boy just loved eating me out afterwards"

ConspiracyItIs · 1 month

Where is shittywatercolour when you need him...

Divamergency · 1 month

My friend is an intake nurse in the maritimes, Canada, this shit happens all the time.

professorgrandpa · 1 month

put some stoli in your hole-y

poo-poo · 1 month

The alcohol doesn't go through the digestive system so you get the alcohol more directly. Making it extremely easy to get alcohol poisoning.

ohrabbits · 1 month

Can tampons that are already saturated even be inserted? I'm imaging trying to put one of these in your butt.

ErgoNOODLES · 1 month

OMG YOU DON'T DO THIS? COME OUT FROM UNDER THAT ROCK

acetylsalicylicacid · 1 month

If you think that is interesting, then check out this story about someone who tried out a refreshing "coffee colonic". Redbull and beer were also utilized in subsequent experiments, in the interest of science of course.

WigginIII · 1 month

As surprised as you might be, my GF and aspiring teacher was subbing a class and two girls were acting strange and giggly. They remained off task and she ended up having to send them to the principals office, which they stumbled to on their way.

The girls later told the administrators they did exactly what the article highlights, soaking tampons in vodka. By the way, this same school also experienced fist fights, pregnant girls, and students having sex on campus.

Oh, and this was a middle school: 7th and 8th graders.

dustlesswalnut · 1 month

No one does this. Nor did elementary schoolchildren wear various bracelets based on which sex acts they performed. Nor did kids get drunk by taking eyeball shots.

Nor were any of these ridiculous "beware what your kids are doing!!1!!!!!11" trends ever real trends.

FSMCA · 1 month

up there with beer bong enema

Trollsaft · 1 month

Well, in my group of friends there is one particular who always try to impress the rest of the group. Some parts of this groups likes to abuse his eagerness to impress us. So on the traditional graduation trip to Magaluf where we spent all of our time drinking lots of alcohol one guy in the group mentions this phenomenon and jokingly says one of us should try this. The eager to impress guy said I'll do it!! with great enthusiasm. We exchange looks that say that this is a bad idea, but a prank is always fun. So what we did was went to the toilet and borrowed a tampon from one of the girl. But we secretly fill up a bottle of vodka with water and soak it. We present the tampon to the eager to impress guy and he drops his pants and shoves the water drenched tampon up his ass. and soon after the insertion he starts to scream " IT BURNS!!" and starts to roll around trying to get it out. We all laugh and tell him about our little ruse. He of course is pissed of, but a little relived that it wasn't real vodka. I fell bad for that kid, but every time we try to talk to him about not needing to impress us he says "Yea, yea I'll stop" but he never does...

Togie · 1 month

I know a girl in LA who is a stand up comedian who does this before her shows. Just soaks it up during the set.

interruptedgirl77 · 1 month

I just cunt believe this.

boardinbro · 1 month

At a dance. See a really drunk girl. Goes into the bathroom. Hear she is throwing up. hear a scream from the bathroom. Another girl comes out saying as the girl threw up she saw her pull the tampon on dripping wet and reeking of vodka and fish and throw it in to the toilet with the vomit. I loved my senior year of high school

beccaonice · 1 month

I think they got that from that satire article on Christwire.

edit: this one

miba · 1 month

when i was younger i heared of people sticking it in their noses

SakeBomberman · 1 month

people do and its really fucking bad for you, you can die relatively easy by taking booze up your ass

qetuop1 · 1 month

The same kids that play the choking game or try and get high off of inhaling anything they can get their hands on.

SirCake · 1 month

this is actually just massive jump to conclusion given limited information the writer has.

What you actually do is soak a piece of cotton or a tampon in some form of strong alcohol and place it between your toes or another area that has thin skin but enough to not get immediately burned by the alcohol.

Apparently it's one of the least healthy ways to get intoxicated, i.e passing out with the shit stuck between your toes can be bad.

soundknowledge · 1 month

Link to the original Article

Half of these don't involve drugs or alcohol... and most of them are plain retarded. I've tried 1 of them though...

ThyNoga · 1 month

There was actually an 'outbreak' of this at my school. Boys, girls, both genders did it. They did it so they could get drunk and no one could smell it. Where did they get the idea from? 1000 ways to die. Genius.

Redfoxyboy · 1 month

My Friday night just got a lot more interesting.

hflol · 1 month

This happened at my high school...

Jamesmconley · 1 month

Some just say "screw putting stuff in my junk! I'd rather go blind" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka_eyeballing

soapman5 · 1 month

Um...this was around when I was in high school. I thought kids these days were eyeballing vodka....

badwolfx · 1 month

source?

hihitasi · 1 month

wtf. Im very disturbed right now. That would burn my lady part. Why would people try this? Just drink the alcohol psychos.

jawillde · 1 month

So if it's not an alcoholic beverage is it illegal?

Anoxiuh · 1 month

A clever but extreme way to escape a breathalyzer test for alcoholics??

Atruethinker · 1 month

...wut

XylemTube · 1 month

This reminds me of the movie 'Kids'.

Heavy Flow!

Dan_Gleasac · 1 month

I remember this from a Manswers episode once. I believe the question was "how can you get the most drunk?" and the answer was, in short, alcohol enemas. Who knew?

Arbetarkrubb · 1 month

Youngsters these days...

PankyFlamingos · 1 month

You would be surprised

holysocks · 1 month

you're laughing now, wait til you try it

Mozpong · 1 month

I'm sure I saw this in a spoof article. But I suppose that doesn't mean people haven't decided to do it now

EllieJoB44 · 1 month

I feel sorry for the cops who suspect someone of doing this and have to ship the person to the hospital to see.....

DrXenu · 1 month

apparently it got really popular at the Dallas ISD in texas. They caught on after they started finding shit covered tampons in the boys bathrooms on a regular basis.

troxnor · 1 month

i've heard of people doing this all the time. Dudes also stick it in their butts. Never done it though, dont intend to.

Waffles_are_omnom · 1 month

I had a dumbass sailor working for me try to shoot up with everclear. Sigh. There was a 4 a.m. "why is your dumbass in the ER?" call

YawnSpawner · 1 month

I've heard of putting LSD up your butt, but alcohol? Sounds retarded.

InstantAnythingcom · 1 month

Wasn't there something like this in the book Botany of Desire by Micheal Pollan featured on PBS about witches and their broom sticks? The broom stick was actually a dildo filled with "psychoactive" plants grown in their gardens.

mattzm · 1 month

I believe it had a brief run in Europe in places where they started breathalyzing kids who were out late/breaking curfews etc so they could be appropriately punished. No alcohol on breath means getting away with a warning.

jocularferret · 1 month

That reminds me of a wine-enema scare we had a few years ago. Can't say that I rightfully understand the appeal, but damn why can't you simply drink the stuff already. What's next? Taking meals as a suppository?

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