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How to get there.... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Squeeftipher 54 points55 points ago

Danger Zone : highway

[–]Buscat 18 points19 points ago

They spend a lot of time describing the route to the danger zone, but few details are shared about what the danger zone actually consists of, apart from danger. That's pretty fucking essential information, don't you think?

[–]cheerio_buffet 13 points14 points ago

Pretty sure you're okay in the Danger Zone as long as you're not called Goose.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]cheerio_buffet 0 points1 point ago

HEY LANA!!!

[–]imbignate 9 points10 points ago

and don't forget: hell can also be reached via handbasket

[–]pseudo721 10 points11 points ago

And you can only get out via bat.

[–]I_decide_up_or_down 5 points6 points ago

The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror= The Scary Door

[–]HyperSpaz 2 points3 points ago

Peace : Road

Venus : Subway

Ancient Lake : Snake

[–]unmaned 1 point2 points ago

Peace: RoadTrain

[–]HyperSpaz 0 points1 point ago

That's what I was thinking of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78YpvJI6eSw

But thanks, I didn't know yours.

[–]goblinpiledriver 1 point2 points ago

Front Page : repost

[–]UnrulyRaven 80 points81 points ago

Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads

Don't Stop Believing - Journey

Midnight Train to Georgia - Empress Galdys & the Pips

Last Train to Clarksville - The Monkees

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin

Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Hotel California - The Eagles

Edit: Sorry if I didn't post the original version of the song. This was done in five minutes on youtube.

[–]statikuz 21 points22 points ago

Midnight Train to Georgia - Chase, Foreman, and House

[–]UNHDude 10 points11 points ago

Midnight Train to Georgia - Kenneth et al. (Sorry for random website, can't seem to find the actual video on youtube.)

[–]JDNelson13 3 points4 points ago

God I miss that show already...

[–]HyperSpaz 1 point2 points ago

That's nice. Is any of them a musician, besides Laurie?

[–]UltraBear 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, Jesse is in Band from TV with Hugh. they did a cover of You Can't Always Get What You Want for the House soundtrack.

Edit: Omar also released an album.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty awesome.

[–]OneCello 1 point2 points ago

My personal favorite Midnight train to georgia featuring Robert Downey Jr. Jack Black Ben Stiller and Gladys Knight

[–]MCSArts 12 points13 points ago

I really wished he'd have added

Off the Rails: Crazy Train

Edit: damnit, someone beat me to it.

[–]ZeroOne_01 11 points12 points ago

Ozzy Osbourne - Road To Nowhere

[–]Jorgemeister 2 points3 points ago

Road to Nowhere - Ozzy Osbourne

[–]gorvetus -1 points0 points ago

Better.

[–]anonyymi 0 points1 point ago

Last train actually goes to Trancentral

[–]ajc3691 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCCnFle0A20 are you sure it's not this Midnight train?

[–]arsonall 23 points24 points ago

But, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

[–]konydanza 2 points3 points ago

I have waited 20 years for the answer to this question...

[–]jsreding 21 points22 points ago

Ruin : Long Road

[–]UnrulyRaven 6 points7 points ago

Long Road to Ruin - Foo Fighters

[–]TrustMeImHigh 18 points19 points ago

Yuma: 3:10 train

[–]Skagabomb 12 points13 points ago

To your door: the long and winding road.

[–]Alpenghost 7 points8 points ago

I have OP tagged as "iPad Blowjob." I wish I remembered why...

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Excentinel 8 points9 points ago

UPDATE My wife has sex with me

Pics to the mods to verify.

[–]Alpenghost 2 points3 points ago

Oh, I remember now, thanks.

[–]ringringbananaphone 1 point2 points ago

  1. Now I have you tagged as "Android Tablet Anal"

  2. Why the fuck didn't you spring for the iPad?

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[–]randoh12[S] 1 point2 points ago

Then you have not met the right woman. Or man...

[–]buster2Xk 0 points1 point ago

Pfffft, only weekly anal?

[–]JangSaverem -2 points-1 points ago

You should have them tagged as "Posts same link to multiple boards"

[–]randoh12[S] -1 points0 points ago

Haters gonna hate...

[–]digger_ex_pat 8 points9 points ago

home: long way

[–]tixmax 6 points7 points ago

Paradise: Stairway (from An American in Paris)

Heart of the Sun: By setting the controls (Pink Floyd)

Chicago, St. Louie, L.A., Oklahoma City, Amarillo, Gallup, Flagstaff, Winona, Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino: Route 66

[–]orthag 5 points6 points ago

It's missing Last train to London.

[–]UnrulyRaven 5 points6 points ago

Last Train to London - Electric Light Orchestra

[–]sarahkelleher 8 points9 points ago

But do you know the way to San Jose?

[–]Cubsfan2015 7 points8 points ago

Harlem-Take the A train.

[–]SaulsAll 0 points1 point ago

THAAAANK YOU. We must be the only two on the internet who's ever been in a jazz choir.

[–]Cubsfan2015 2 points3 points ago

Jazz band, same taste in genres by both though so I can relate.

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

Sugar Hill, way up in Harlem.

[–]NotaMethAddict 28 points29 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Chart on destinations and how to get there 1com 3pts 14dys pics
how to get where you're going. 1com 11pts 1yr pics
Destination/How to Get There 0coms 11pts 2mos pics
Screw GPS, this is all I need. 1com 15pts 1yr funny
Destination - How to get there [pic] 180coms 561pts 1yr offbeat
I'll follow these next time I'm on a road trip. 0coms 34pts 3mos funny
How to get to your destination 1com 62pts 14dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ryumast3r 3 points4 points ago

I'll take one year since the repost has actually shown up on a decent page.

The 14-day one with 62 points cuts it close though.

[–]keke_kekobe 4 points5 points ago

Whatabout the Runaway Train that's not coming back going the wrong way on a one way track even though it seems like it should be getting somewhere somehow it's neither here nor there?

[–]homolupus 0 points1 point ago

Cancelled due to union strike. You may want to grab the one at track 9 and switch at nowhere.

[–]bendu 6 points7 points ago

You can get to New Orleans on The City of New Orleans

[–]sirprizes 6 points7 points ago

You can also take a Bridge to Nowhere.

[–]LongInTheTooth 1 point2 points ago

There are trains bound for Nowhere too.

[–]konydanza 1 point2 points ago

Be careful not to take the one that leads to Terabithia, though. Common mistake.

[–]twinglockfortys 10 points11 points ago

No, no, no...you have to wait at least 3 months before re-posting this.

[–]randoh12[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Last posted in r/funny a year ago, apparently. Either way, everything on the internet is a repost.

[–]twinglockfortys 4 points5 points ago

I saw this no more than 2 weeks ago.

[–]randoh12[S] 2 points3 points ago

in this subreddit? Or elsewhere on the internet? If it's "B", then...welcome to the internet. If it's "A"... I will eat my cat.

[–]Noktan 2 points3 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wsn0s/how_to_get_to_your_destination/

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 7 points8 points ago

OP needs to post pics of him eating his cat. That's original content I can get behind.

[–]twinglockfortys 2 points3 points ago

A.

Now eat it.

[–]cojafoji 4 points5 points ago

No Lost Prophets - Last Train Home? Man it's been ages since I've listened to that band, but I still love that song.

rifles through playlist

[–]Belaires 4 points5 points ago

Desert-Horse with no name

[–]Tkcatch 5 points6 points ago

Oh, "On a dark desert highway" does make a lot more sense than "On a dock there's a highway"

[–]dogbreath101 1 point2 points ago

"there is a bathroom on the right"

[–]Phillinator 4 points5 points ago

Hell: Nature trail

[–]Tyyyler 1 point2 points ago

http://imgur.com/Znd0k

Been on my desk for two years.. This isn't new. Why didn't I repost first!?

[–]randoh12[S] -1 points0 points ago

Because if you repost first, it's not a repost. Upvote for your sweet Office Depot pad and burning bridges behind you means that your lit path goes backwards.

[–]Tyyyler 1 point2 points ago

I burn my bridges in the day time.

[–]randoh12[S] -2 points-1 points ago

ahhh...now you can see at night to get to where you need be the next day.

[–]madumimike 3 points4 points ago

so with this logic, does that mean there are more people going to hell than heaven?

[–]viktorpedia 3 points4 points ago

well of course. A stairway?! no way, I'm taking the car

[–]drkitteh 2 points3 points ago

off the rails: crazy train

[–]Tetha 3 points4 points ago

Sally - Subway.

[–]notgnal 3 points4 points ago

Destination – The Dark Side of the Moon

How to get there - "There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 3 points4 points ago

Destination: | How to get there:

Off the Rails | Crazy Train

[–]Nothingtotalkabout 2 points3 points ago

Brand new house on the roadside that's made out of rattlesnake hide: 47 miles of barbed wire

[–]Lord-Longbottom 0 points1 point ago

(For us English aristocrats, I leave you this 47 miles -> 376.0 Furlongs) - Pip pip cheerio chaps!

[–]AlphaAnt 4 points5 points ago

Home : Country Roads

[–]emohipster 1 point2 points ago

The Top: A long way

[–]classy_stegasaurus 2 points3 points ago

Won't you take me to, Funkytown!

[–]BeerPowered 2 points3 points ago

Out of this lonesome town - train. I can't believe this wasn't mentioned.

[–]C_Umemiya 2 points3 points ago

Desert: horse with no name

[–]jackmeeker 4 points5 points ago

The levy : Chevy

[–]sogwennn 3 points4 points ago

It's dry. There, saved you the trip.

[–]jackmeeker 2 points3 points ago

But the good old boys were bringing whiskey and rye, those bastards are just messing with me again.

[–]dogbreath101 1 point2 points ago

fun fact

the levy was a bar that don mclean went to

[–]jackmeeker 0 points1 point ago

well it's pretty bad bar if it was dry.

Also thank you, I did not know that

[–]flinxsl 2 points3 points ago

Danger zone: Highway

[–]Fidgetstic 2 points3 points ago

Ozzy : road to nowhere

[–]milleribsen 2 points3 points ago

China: A slow boat.

[–]Zidane8998 2 points3 points ago

East of Omaha - long and lonesome highway

[–]sgtpartydawg 2 points3 points ago

how do I get to the danger zone?

[–]NiemandWeiss 0 points1 point ago

Just take the highway.

[–]SuperHerb 2 points3 points ago

Actually the road to nowhere leads to me.

[–]toobig-tofail 2 points3 points ago

Night boat: Cairo

[–]Domian 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, who could forget the Madness hit "Cairo to night boat"

[–]IamSparticles 2 points3 points ago

But... I was told you Can't Get There From Here.

[–]verynicelad 2 points3 points ago

Guysborough : There is no train to Guysborough

[–]timg1986 2 points3 points ago

Stan Rogers! You sir get an Upvote.

[–]Joeaaaay 2 points3 points ago

Destination: Unknown How to get there: Ruby Soho

[–]SlimGuySB 2 points3 points ago

The Lame Train runs Non-stop to Nowhere, if you're in a hurry.

[–]Remember_Prometheus 2 points3 points ago

Off the rails - On a crazy train.

[–]mkay0 2 points3 points ago

East of Omaha : a long and lonesome highway

[–]Batterup714 2 points3 points ago

Bangkok: Thailand Express

[–]bustedknees 2 points3 points ago

Final Curtain : My Way yeah I'm old.. shut up

[–]eLkrebs 2 points3 points ago

Should be the Bridge to Nowhere ... :) Anybody? Sam Roberts? anyone 8)

[–]generalchaoz 2 points3 points ago

West : kings highway

[–]Tgrag12 2 points3 points ago

East of omaha- long and lonesome highway

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

There's also a bridge to nowhere

[–]onlyforaminute 1 point2 points ago

Off the rails : crazy train

[–]mbrown9412 0 points1 point ago

This is from an xkcd. Please attribute where things are from.

[–]lisabadcat 6 points7 points ago

Front page: repost

[–]Yegie 0 points1 point ago

Repost

title comnts points age /r/
Chart on destinations and how to get there 1com 3pts 14dys pics
how to get where you're going. 1com 11pts 1yr pics
Destination/How to Get There 0coms 11pts 2mos pics
Screw GPS, this is all I need. 1com 15pts 1yr funny
Destination - How to get there [pic] 180coms 561pts 1yr offbeat
I'll follow these next time I'm on a road trip. 0coms 34pts 3mos funny
How to get to your destination 1com 62pts 14dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]randoh12[S] 0 points1 point ago

Your stat sheets love and miss you.

EDIT HAHAHA...looks like I have twice as much karma as the second highest rated repost. Now where do I exchange karma for cats???

[–]SchecterClassic 0 points1 point ago

Does seriously nobody else realize that this is from xkcd? And it's not even credited. Come on, OP.

[–]MJZMan 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[–]Manger57 0 points1 point ago

Why is this in /r/funny?

[–]randoh12[S] -1 points0 points ago

Because....it's funny? Did you not read the FAQ? You have to be funny to post here.

[–]Manger57 2 points3 points ago

Well I can see how it is Awesome, but I'd put it in another subreddit. I feel like we can post any picture, cute or what not in here lately.

[–]randoh12[S] 4 points5 points ago

yeah....most of the subs are headed to purgatory...

on the highway to hell....

going down the road feeling bad...

I suck at this.

[–]MisterSquirrel 1 point2 points ago

As the old saying goes, the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

[–]liberterrorism 1 point2 points ago

Suffragette City: Don't lean on me man, if you can't afford the ticket

[–]Daeno 1 point2 points ago

Also, Rudy was on a train to nowhere, halfway down the line.

[–]PerryDigital 1 point2 points ago

"Dont know : Any Road"

[–]OneCello 1 point2 points ago

As a georgian, I can confirm that the only way to get here is on a midnight train.

[–]dogbreath101 0 points1 point ago

not aloud to walk?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Forgot to add "Off the rails: Crazy Train"

[–]iwenttocharlenes 1 point2 points ago

Also: Georgia | Freight Train

[–]Saunga525 1 point2 points ago

Venus: Subway

[–]TrixiDelite 0 points1 point ago

Hell: handbasket

[–]DragonMistress 0 points1 point ago

You can be there by 4.30 if you make a reservation on the last train to Clarksville, yknow

[–]megaRXB 0 points1 point ago

I want more of this!

[–]darktka 0 points1 point ago

Land of the Delta Blues : plane

[–]trustmeep 0 points1 point ago

How to get to Abbey...

Ask her if she's gained a little weight.

[–]Emil120513 0 points1 point ago

New Vegas : Road filled with artillery cannons, bandits, and mutated abominations.

[–]Hellenomania 0 points1 point ago

Leaving - ON jet plane Rocket Ship - to the moon Up Up and Away on my Big Red Balloon

[–]ResonantVision 0 points1 point ago

Llama School - I think you take Colorado... down to Pico... and then to Los Palmas?..

[–]sorryiforgotabouthis 0 points1 point ago

I've been to Hotel California and it's not much to see. Nothing but rocks, cigarette buts and a notebook with names and dates. Presumably of people killed there, it was kinda creepy.

[–]laicnani 0 points1 point ago

Front page: Info graphic

[–]dogbreath101 0 points1 point ago

taking a train to georgia

pfft what is this

real men walk

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

DESTINATION: West Virginia (AKA Home, a place where I belong, etc.)
HOW TO GET THERE: Country Road

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

DESTINATION: You
HOW TO GET THERE: Magic Bus

[–]brodiemann -1 points0 points ago

The Midnight Train also makes a stop in Memphis, according to Blackfoot

[–]i-make-robots 0 points1 point ago

East of Omaha: long, lonesome highway

[–]moose1020 0 points1 point ago

false. i live in georgia. everybody here is a fat hick and hates any form of transportation other than small-penis-trucks. Unless you live in little 5. then youre okay.

[–]blase40 0 points1 point ago

Tuna Town : Skin Boat

[–]thebomb42 0 points1 point ago

and don't forget: the long and winding road leads to your door.

[–]chrometoucan 1 point2 points ago

off the rails-crazy train.

bum-bum deedle-deedle deedle bum bum deedle bum bum deedle

[–]bubblesthefencer 0 points1 point ago

What about Lodi: Greyhound bus

[–]tacotaster 0 points1 point ago

Front page: repost

[–]Brahanadon 0 points1 point ago

I don't get how this got so many upvotes, it's not even close to being funny.

[–]Anshin -2 points-1 points ago

And the joke is...?

[–]GWARgasm -2 points-1 points ago

I don't understand any of these references. Family Guy?

[–]betss -2 points-1 points ago

Oh cool. A repost.

[–]randoh12[S] 1 point2 points ago

Like this?

[–]chas11man 2 points3 points ago

Now fight

[–]randoh12[S] 3 points4 points ago

dodges left hook

returns right uppercut...

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck everything about Hotel California, worst. song. ever.

[–]JaxoDI -2 points-1 points ago

What has Reddit come to?

[–]AbnormalCorpse -5 points-4 points ago

This is a very cool way of saying song names... however, the fact that you reposted it makes you a motherfucker. Good day asshole.

[–]randoh12[S] 0 points1 point ago

HAhahaha....you should probably aviod Reddit...forever. Everything on the internet is a repost.

Have a nice bath of vinegar and water...

[–]Scuzzbucket82 0 points1 point ago

My baybayyyy: Magic Bus

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