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So my fundie father-in-law went out yesterday and ate a ton of Chick-Fil-A. In the middle of the night he had explosive diarrhea and vomiting. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Lobotomus_Prime 890 points891 points ago

Good. Let the hate flow through you.

[–][deleted] 215 points216 points ago

OOOOH WA-AH-AH-AH

EVERYBODY GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

OPEN UP YOUR HATE

AND LET IT FLOW INTOME

[–]Epitaeph 128 points129 points ago

This is what my brain heard.

[–]Durrok 22 points23 points ago

Last time I heard this was in Dawn of the Dead. Need to watch that again.

[–]indrora 10 points11 points ago

Go watch Army of Darkness for your cakeday, then.

[–]Durrok 2 points3 points ago

Snap, it's my cake day!

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    [–]rhubarbs 56 points57 points ago

    Your brain is one classy motherfucker.

    [–]orthag 24 points25 points ago

    It has a top hat and everything.

    [–]SambaLando 6 points7 points ago

    His brain is Slash?

    [–]Angus99 12 points13 points ago

    Oh man that is awesome.

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

    hahaha soooo good

    [–]ix3Dawson 10 points11 points ago

    Elevator source plays this.

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      [–]jonosvision 8 points9 points ago

      For some reason I heard 'Everybody wants a dinosaur'

      No... I don't know why.

      [–]spazdor 1 point2 points ago

      upboat for your username. Brings me back to my 90's CBC childhood.

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        [–]snipermansnipedu 1 point2 points ago

        For some reason, I read it in claptrap's voice.

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          [–]s-mores 6 points7 points ago

          I don't know, this story seems a little loose.

          [–]Gypsy_Witch 17 points18 points ago

          http://i.imgur.com/Tp7vm.png

          [–][deleted] 54 points55 points ago

          What does the Pope have to do with this?

          [–]oldbluebox 5 points6 points ago

          I spit out my drink all over the place when I read your comment before clicking the pic. Freaking hilarious.

          [–]variousfruits 12 points13 points ago

          Lol, let the publicity stunt that is obviously working flow through you.

          [–]mycollarsaysnaynay 15 points16 points ago

          This hasn't gotten nearly as much appreciation as it deserves.

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            [–]Atheizm 314 points315 points ago

            I do remember Facebook God warning people who were going to eat at Chik-Fil-A in this "protest" were going to feel His wrath.

            Facebook God delivered!

            [–]saramon123 100 points101 points ago

            He ALWAYS delivers

            [–]NastyNinetails 66 points67 points ago

            Can't be the real god then can he?

            [–]TheBokonon 11 points12 points ago

            Will the real omnipotent monotheistic diety please stand up,

            Please stand up,

            Please stand up...

            [–]ElKaBongX 58 points59 points ago

            LOL... real god

            [–]saramon123 13 points14 points ago

            Definitely not, he has a better than 50/50 chance...

            [–]FUNKYDISCO 4 points5 points ago

            and if he doesn't deliver, he's just testing you, Facebook God works in mysterious ways.

            [–]JuniperJupiter 27 points28 points ago

            PRAISE FACEBOOK GOD!

            That's what CFA gets for censoring Him! LET THE SMITING COMMENCE!

            [–]briangiles 20 points21 points ago

            That's it. My fellow godless redditors, we need to see the errors of our ways. There is no FSM, there is FBG (facebook god) the one true light, bless us with his witty statements.

            [–]UneducatedManChild 8 points9 points ago

            Die, Heritic!

            [–]briangiles 15 points16 points ago

            please brother, hear me out. FBG still allows us to eat babies.

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              [–]OodalollyOodalolly 6 points7 points ago

              Sudden Clarity Clarence

              [–][deleted] ago

              [deleted]

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                [–]JA24 455 points456 points ago

                Bullshit goes in, bullshit comes out

                You can't explain that!

                [–]curelight 114 points115 points ago

                I guess I believe in God now.

                [–]CrazyEyedPanda 59 points60 points ago

                And yea God sayeth unto him: "jokes on you, bitch"

                [–]curelight 66 points67 points ago

                I care what goes in your butt AND what comes out.

                -Chick-fil-A

                [–]Oppnop 12 points13 points ago

                -Chipotle Rodriguez. Nice try.

                [–]jabedude 2 points3 points ago

                I care what goes in your butt AND what comes out.

                -literally Hitler!

                FTFY

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                  [–]ButterNutts 4 points5 points ago

                  You made me laugh! Upvote for you!

                  [–]Silvercumulus 24 points25 points ago

                  I don't know why you're downvoted. You're new, you don't know better.

                  [–]Bubbles7066 51 points52 points ago

                  The boy has to learn.

                  [–]Punkmaffles 2 points3 points ago

                  The problem, I can go to another thread and get upvoted into some cloudy place.

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                        [–]derpandlurk 240 points241 points ago

                        now go tell your father that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.

                        then laugh at him.

                        [–]FaptainAwesome 54 points55 points ago

                        Is it still a deadly sin if you're being a glutton in support of anti-gayness? My brain hurts

                        [–]Testiculese 36 points37 points ago

                        I think it's downgraded to a cardinal sin.

                        [–]dejaWoot 18 points19 points ago

                        I think he's in the running to be the next pope, right?

                        [–]pants6000 2 points3 points ago

                        Dunno, does he shit in the woods?

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                          [–]brosenfeld 7 points8 points ago

                          Ask Kevin Spacey.

                          [–]DantePD 5 points6 points ago

                          Oh shit. Paradox.

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                            [–]Robby5566 4 points5 points ago

                            Then he'll tell you pride is another one and give you a good ol' Christian spanking

                            [–]Nihiliste 3 points4 points ago

                            Only Catholics go for the "seven deadly sins" concept, as far as I know.

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                              [–]AceDecade 78 points79 points ago

                              Chick-Fil-A is secretly a very pro-gay corporation, putting on this guise to appeal to, then poison, fundamentalists. It all makes sense!

                              [–]yyzmonkey 200 points201 points ago

                              Of course they are - they've been feeding cock to guys for years.

                              [–]AceDecade 43 points44 points ago

                              Thread over, guys. We can all go home now.

                              [–]thatsmyaibo 8 points9 points ago

                              I, for one, love the cock. Especially white meat with mayo flowing out.

                              [–]redditisforphaggots 4 points5 points ago

                              Their chicken is hen, not capon.

                              [–]Shinma 3 points4 points ago

                              Sssh. Don't ruin this for us. Let us enjoy it for a while first.

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                                [–]TwinbornUncle 2 points3 points ago

                                You go, conspiricy guy!

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                                  [–]wintremute 87 points88 points ago

                                  The porcelain god is the one true god. BOW BEFORE HIM!

                                  [–]curelight 18 points19 points ago

                                  A corpse on a throne does not a God make, loyalist scum.

                                  [–]Pokemaniac_Ron 5 points6 points ago

                                  Even should your plans succeed, traitor, and the Space Plumbers fail to defeat you, the Montezuma's Revenge is poised to flush away heresy from the surface of this planet!

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                                      [–]B_S_O_D 11 points12 points ago

                                      http://fuuu.us/452.png

                                      [–]movie_man 210 points211 points ago

                                      People are insaaane! They are literally buying tons of Chick-Fil-A because they hate gay people? What fucking pieces of shit.

                                      [–]jakegittes513 35 points36 points ago

                                      Eat the gay away at Chik-Fil-A.

                                      [–]muhaku2 62 points63 points ago

                                      The worst part is they eat it all themselves. If you are going to protest, do something valuable with your money, like give the chicken sandwiches to homeless people or to people you know that barely have enough.

                                      [–]KurayamiShikaku 56 points57 points ago

                                      Actually, I'm okay with them eating it themselves. If this trend continues, we'll be able to tell the bigots apart by their relative rotundness.

                                      [–]themcp 59 points60 points ago

                                      Speaking as someone relatively rotund, please don't start that meme.

                                      [–]AlphaAnt 29 points30 points ago

                                      I concur. I'm overweight and also a humanist. I'm overweight for different reasons, such as craft beer and barbecue made from meat I got at the local organic vendor at the farmer's market.

                                      [–]movie_man 4 points5 points ago

                                      Ahhhlllllllllhhhllhhaahahhlll

                                      [–]Technonick 2 points3 points ago

                                      Don't even start making your own beer. I'm sure I've now locked myself into horrible horrible death spiral.

                                      [–]AlphaAnt 4 points5 points ago

                                      Oh, I already do. Just put a batch of stout into secondary fermentation last night, in fact.

                                      [–]amcdon 4 points5 points ago

                                      Looks like your beer-related posts are being downvoted. I'm guessing by Bud Light drinking dudebros.

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                                          [–]scaught89 6 points7 points ago

                                          As long as there is craft beer, I will never be thin

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                                            [–]DiabolicallyRandom 1 point2 points ago

                                            Indeed.

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                                              [–]nbrennan 5 points6 points ago

                                              Then they would miss the tasty, tasty hatred.

                                              [–]Afraid_of_Downvotes 5 points6 points ago

                                              But what if they end up being gay homeless people? hmm?

                                              [–]muhaku2 4 points5 points ago

                                              A lot of homeless youth are gay/trans, but that does not mean they deserve to starve on the streets. Like them are not, they are human beings too. shrug

                                              [–]albatrossnecklassftw 5 points6 points ago

                                              But the crowd that is protesting gay marriage doesn't consider them human beings... They're gays in their eyes, not people.

                                              [–]Be_quiet_Im_thinking 7 points8 points ago

                                              The worst part is they eat it all themselves.

                                              The funny part is they are going to start getting sick from eating all that Chick-Fil-A. I used to eat Chick-Fil-A all the time in college because it was cheap. Now I feel sick whenever I eat it. Same thing happened to me for some subway sandwiches.

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                                                [–]ConcordApes 10 points11 points ago

                                                Hmm... well when you put it like that, there is a certain appeal to using any old arbitrary excuse to pig out on deep fried deliciousness. But I like KFC better and I know I would pay for over consuming later.

                                                [–]ginx2666 44 points45 points ago

                                                The best part? Go around any Swedish city and tell people you're eating chicken sandwiches to support anti-gay movement - people are going to look at you like you're retarded.

                                                I guess protests like that are only going to work in USA.

                                                [–]Shinma 21 points22 points ago

                                                Go around any Swedish city and tell people you're eating chicken sandwiches to support anti-gay movement - people are going to look at you like you're retarded.

                                                We had a friend from Sweden visit us (in the States) recently. We got that look a lot explaining U.S. politics, health care, drug laws, and fried sticks of butter.

                                                [–]BearsBeetsBattlestar 10 points11 points ago

                                                and fried sticks of butter.

                                                Jesus fuck. What?!

                                                edit: Looked it up. Turns out this really is a thing

                                                [–]Shinma 3 points4 points ago

                                                If you haven't already thrown up in your mouth a little bit, check out Deep Fried Mayonnaise.

                                                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

                                                ... whoever wrote that article thinks that the deep fried candy bar was invented at the Iowa State Fair in 2001? ... and deep fried butter is a creation first brought to the world from the Texas State Fair.

                                                That article deeply offends me as a gluttonous Texan.

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                                                  [–]TheShadowFog 2 points3 points ago

                                                  le sweden is le best and le bravest

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                                                    [–]gradyp 5 points6 points ago

                                                    No, they don't hate gay people, they love them. "Love the sinner, hate the sin" amirite?

                                                    Seriously what they refuse to acknowledge is what their actions speak. I ask them to imagine if someone said they love them but felt it was justified that they suffer eternal, unbearable torture for the simple act of expressing their love for their significant other.

                                                    I have friends and family who proudly and loudly proclaim their support for and have gone out of their way to eat at the place. Then they have the fucking nerve to turn around and act like they are doing it out of love.

                                                    [–]rjcarr 11 points12 points ago

                                                    I'm an advocate for gay rights, but please, let's not exaggerate here.

                                                    They are supporting a company that (ostensibly) honors biblical principles. This doesn't necessarily mean they hate gay people, but only that they believe in the "traditional" definition of marriage.

                                                    I think it's all bullshit, of course, but people are allowed to have an opinion. I also think a company can have its own opinion as well, my problem is that they give money to anti-gay-rights groups, which seems wrong to me.

                                                    [–]Philile 32 points33 points ago

                                                    No, they don't believe in the traditional definition of marriage. They believe in their personal definition of marriage, which is heterosexual.

                                                    The definition of traditional marriage is a man and his property. His wife belonged to him. His secondary wives also belonged to him. His concubines belonged to him. His slaves, and his wives' slaves belonged to him and he could marry them to each other at will. If he decided to rape a virgin, he had to buy her. If he was a soldier, he could literally steal women from other tribes to add to his collection of wives. If his brother died, and the wife had no children, he could force her to marry him. (This one's at least a little better in that the woman could force him to marry her too.)

                                                    TL;DR: Traditional marriage marriage was terrible because the past was terrible and people need to stop harking back to it with nostalgia goggles.

                                                    [–]rjcarr 8 points9 points ago

                                                    Notice I put "traditional" in quotes, meaning, it's what they believe to be traditional.

                                                    [–]Philile 9 points10 points ago

                                                    Sorry I got all huffy. I hate it when people use tradition and religion justify their discrimination against me when they don't even own up to their tradition and religion.

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                                                      [–]Schneidfeld1 8 points9 points ago

                                                      I LOVE that (some) christians think that they alone get to define what marriage is, when it existed long before christianity!

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                                                        [–]FireAndSunshine 0 points1 point ago

                                                        Or maybe it's because they believe the execs at Chick-Fil-A should be able to believe what they want without people actually trying to pass city ordinances blocking franchises from establishing.

                                                        [–]thatsmyaibo 5 points6 points ago

                                                        2 of my gay friends had Chick Fil A yesterday because they support the guy's rights to freedom of speech and capital. He said this whole thing will ultimately end up hurting the franchise owners and employees and it was dumb to fight hate with hate.

                                                        Just the messenger.

                                                        [–]SalsaRice 11 points12 points ago

                                                        I hope they kissed in the dining area. And then ran like fuck.

                                                        [–]jackaloupe 13 points14 points ago

                                                        I hope they fucked in the dining area. And then ran like KISS.

                                                        [–]SalsaRice 0 points1 point ago

                                                        had to come back to this thread for that upvote sir.

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                                                          [–]pintomp3 30 points31 points ago

                                                          Let your friends know that their money is going towards taking away their rights.

                                                          [–]Watches_You 0 points1 point ago

                                                          Which rights are they taking away?

                                                          [–]Kale187 6 points7 points ago

                                                          He's refering to the fact that Chick Fil A donates money to organizations that actively fight gay marriage initiatives. So it isn't a guaranteed taking your rights away, but by George, they're trying.

                                                          This really is the part of the narrative most people don't seem to get. It isn't that the head hates gays, nobody really cares about that. It is that he is trying to do something about it.

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                                                            [–]Bearence 24 points25 points ago

                                                            Your friends are, quite frankly, retarded.

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                                                                [–]Brovados 20 points21 points ago

                                                                Can someone tell me what this .gif came from? It's bugged me ever since I got on Reddit :(

                                                                [–]josephside 60 points61 points ago

                                                                It's from Survivor: Gabon which was the 17th season. The player smiling is Matty Whitmore (who happens to be related to famous actor James Whitmore) he was on a tribe the whole season that was losing pretty badly the opposing tribe was led by Marcus who was obviously the man to beat. One of Mattys only alliances throughout the game was Ken and Crystal who were on the same losing tribe as him until halfway through the season they switch up the tribes and Ken and Crystal land on the same tribe as Marcus who with his credentials (Doctor, and scored the highest on the IQ test out of all of them) was thought to be impossible to outwit was voted out the next tribal council in a move executed by Ken and Crystal. When this new Marculess tribe walked to the next challenge his former teammates Corrinne (left) and Sugar (right) were shocked to see him leave where Matty couldn't have been fucking happier.

                                                                I'm a huge "Survivor" fan...

                                                                [–]RosesRicket 4 points5 points ago

                                                                And here I was about to link to this post from months ago... :(

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                                                                  [–]ryano1124 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  It's Survivor, I know the character's names are (Left to Right): Corrine Kaplan, Matty Whitmore, and Jessica "Sugar" Kiper. It was Survivor: Gabon, Earth's Last Eden.

                                                                  [–]littlespeck 2 points3 points ago

                                                                  survivor. cant remember which season

                                                                  [–]piradianssquared 0 points1 point ago

                                                                  Survivor. Unfortunately I don't remember the details. For some reason I can sort of recall it having to do with a female competitor having a wardrobe malfunction of sorts...

                                                                  [–]wernham 12 points13 points ago

                                                                  Someone from the other tribe was voted out... or something. The guy was happy. Girls were not. He was seeing their secret alliance thing working.

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                                                                    [–]jambispot 30 points31 points ago

                                                                    Isn't gluttony a deadly sin?

                                                                    [–]curelight 34 points35 points ago

                                                                    I imagine it's deadly in general

                                                                    [–]caryhartline 4 points5 points ago

                                                                    "And he so sayeth unto Jacob 'any man who devours a breaded chicken of the lowest grade shall be punished with the eternal wrath of vomiting'"

                                                                    [–]curelight 5 points6 points ago

                                                                    "And lo Jacob did shit. And he did shit for three days. At the end of the third day Jacob did relent and God saw this and hardened his turds."

                                                                    The word of the Lord.

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                                                                      [–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

                                                                      As the bible says, it looks like he found his reward.

                                                                      [–]roossell 7 points8 points ago

                                                                      But how long with that reward last? http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkeetjVCOf1qgx51m.jpg

                                                                      [–]brettins 12 points13 points ago

                                                                      Your eteeeeeeeuuurnal rewaaard

                                                                      [–]TheLateApexLine 17 points18 points ago

                                                                      His bowels, they have been smote.

                                                                      [–]policeAcademy3 3 points4 points ago

                                                                      you are a confused person

                                                                      [–]redditsfulloffiction 16 points17 points ago

                                                                      reddit is full of fiction.

                                                                      [–]LandSharkLandShark 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      Maybe he'll see it as a sign from God to stop being a bigoted fuck-wit.

                                                                      [–]fiddle_me_timbers 15 points16 points ago

                                                                      WTF does this have to do with atheism?

                                                                      [–]potentiallyoffensive 5 points6 points ago

                                                                      This subreddit is so fucking stupid.

                                                                      [–]randoh12 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      The nicest debate ever seen on this subreddit

                                                                      [–]8B8D8B 5 points6 points ago

                                                                      Thank you diarrhea based god

                                                                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      its probably that damn buffalo sauce. every time..

                                                                      [–]Sepulchural 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      "Must be a sign from God, pep-pep-in-law"

                                                                      [–]Cinco420 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      I hope he was wearing his D-pants.

                                                                      [–]-somethinglovely- 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      I get a little concerened following an imgur link when the title says the word "diarrahea".

                                                                      [–]Nightsky07 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      I actually had the same thing happen to me last year at their cow appreciation day. They have so many orders to fill that they occasionally under fry the chicken.

                                                                      [–]Saxamaphobia 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      Thank you for keeping us up to date on your FIL's bowel movements. I don't think there has ever been a more relevant post about atheism.

                                                                      [–]Heidlage 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      So you live with your wife's parents? Sounds like you really came out on top in this situation..

                                                                      [–]MillionGods 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      God works in mysterious ways. Sometimes lightning... sometimes salmonella...

                                                                      [–]dustofnations 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      Son: God is punishing you for your intolerance!

                                                                      Fundie: Don't be stupid, it is just food poisoning, I was simply unlucky. It is obvious that someone was just careless.

                                                                      Son: Ah, so logic and reasoned deduction rule when random events do not support your views.

                                                                      [–]shawa666 3 points4 points ago

                                                                      The devil at work?

                                                                      [–]Daigotsu 5 points6 points ago

                                                                      So you tell him it was a sign from god.

                                                                      [–]NDN_perspective 3 points4 points ago

                                                                      you forgot the part where you filled his shake with laxative!

                                                                      [–]jakegittes513 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      Jesus died for your chicken sandwiches.

                                                                      [–]argues_too_much 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      Chickens and Jesus.

                                                                      BONUS JESUS IN YO SAMMICH!

                                                                      [–]jabedude 6 points7 points ago

                                                                      YOU ARE SO FUCKING BRAVE

                                                                      [–]shitler420 7 points8 points ago

                                                                      I thought this was a circlejerk post at first...

                                                                      [–]redditisforphaggots 4 points5 points ago

                                                                      I honestly thought this was a legitimate /r/circlejerk submission at first. Sort of sad that it's a serious post.

                                                                      [–]j-fromnj 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      He should have just gone for the free water instead.

                                                                      [–]bonedead 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      I gotta rewatch the first 8 or so seasons of survivor again

                                                                      [–]vladtaltos 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      God's punishment.....

                                                                      [–]santa4nt 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      Nope. It's the devil testing your faith.

                                                                      [–]politicalabsurdist 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      Doesn't that happen to everyone that eats there?

                                                                      [–]skraptastic 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      I love Chic-fil-a, so much so that when one opened down the street from my office I had to stop myself from eating there by instituting a only on payday rule.

                                                                      Last night my wife and son ended up being out of the house, and this is usually a perfect opportunity to go out and get me some delicious chicken and waffle fries.

                                                                      Sadly last night I couldn't go as I didn't want to be confused with somebody supporting the national night out...of hate.

                                                                      [–]violatedchimp 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      Weird, chik-fil-a usually flows through me quite nicely. Maybe your father in law is secretly gay?

                                                                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM

                                                                      [–]toonkc 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      A cautionary tale.

                                                                      [–]demon1255 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      I'm going to eat Chick-Fil-a tonight.

                                                                      Come at me bro.

                                                                      [–]CosmicPhallus 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      This is petty as shit lol

                                                                      [–]BoomBoxJakey 0 points1 point ago

                                                                      I'm sure this really happened and isn't just pandering to a subreddit

                                                                      [–]ddiderot 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      "Right".

                                                                      [–]Manos_Of_Fate 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      I assume someone in the back pulled one of these.

                                                                      [–]orinocoflow 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      That is fucking AWESOME! Ha. Laughing my ass off. The irony is palpable.

                                                                      [–]rockafella7 2 points3 points ago

                                                                      I'm starting to believe God is an atheist, trolling christians.

                                                                      [–]TheSurgeonGeneral 16 points17 points ago

                                                                      How does this relate to atheism in any shape or form?

                                                                      [–]TsoiLives 11 points12 points ago

                                                                      It has "fundie" in the title. You can take any random story and call one of the characters "fundie" and it magically becomes r/atheism material.

                                                                      [–]leon945 5 points6 points ago

                                                                      seems there's always someone who asks this question.. one would think the answer is common knowledge by now

                                                                      [–]TheSurgeonGeneral 1 point2 points ago

                                                                      ...continue.

                                                                      [–]KingBonzo 23 points24 points ago

                                                                      People going out to support a Christian fundamentalist organisation on the premise that it hates gay people and recieving glorious glorious karma? Don't see the problem with that being here.

                                                                      [–]SNAPCRACKLEDEAD 5 points6 points ago

                                                                      Why would it matter if they are Christian or not? The entire debate about Chick Fil A is about gay rights, not theism.

                                                                      [–]fiction8 8 points9 points ago

                                                                      Chick Fil A is a Christian corporation and because of that association they don't support gay rights.

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                                                                        [–]jpthehp 15 points16 points ago

                                                                        This confirms that this subreddit is full of 12 year olds.

                                                                        [–]inajeep 0 points1 point ago

                                                                        In this case, not really. Company donates to known anti-gay organizations. Those anti-gay organizations are religious based reasoning behind the bigotry. CEO gets called out on it and open declares that he is against gay marriage and the rest of us can then decide that this is a perfect example of stupid religious dogma.

                                                                        Now I'm not saying that this subreddit doesn't have its share of kids with a little less wisdom than they will have in a decade or so but this isn't an example of that.

                                                                        [–]Kale187 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        Too late, bro. It's already the new Reddit meta where the pictures of anti - Chick Fil A are upvoted, but the people that bother commenting are utterly jaded.

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                                                                            [–]occupy_elm_st 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            Should've just sucked a cock like I'm sure he secretly wants to. No offense OP.

                                                                            [–]Tlingit_Raven 0 points1 point ago

                                                                            ATHEISM.

                                                                            [–]kicklecubicle 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            This empty post is why Reddit is a circlejerk.

                                                                            [–]The1andonlyZack 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            I was hoping all who went there got this. Awesome.

                                                                            [–]LordOfGummies 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            Hmmm apparently there is a God and he is striking the evil with plague. Well played Jehovah... well played.

                                                                            [–]Autistic_Atheist_Gem 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            its just fucking chicken..

                                                                            [–]AmesCG 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            I don't love rejoicing at other peoples' misery. Food poisoning sucks (and blows!).

                                                                            [–]Furious_Banana 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            I've been boycotting that place after eating my first sandwich there years ago. Jesus Christ that was ridiculous diarrhea.

                                                                            [–]LibertariansLOL 2 points3 points ago

                                                                            none of this happened

                                                                            [–]lightfire409 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            HOLY FUCKING SHIT ENOUGH WITH CHIC-FIL-A. THIS ISNT FUCKING RELATED TO ATHEISM AT ALL.

                                                                            [–]kicklecubicle 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Hey, thanks for simply repurposing a gif in service of a story you made up to win Reddit's approval.

                                                                            [–]When_Will_Summer_End 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            When will summer end?

                                                                            [–]rbcrusaders 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Intolerance-it only counts when it benefits liberals.

                                                                            [–]cuntSACK 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Sure, that happened

                                                                            [–]SteelPeg 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            Let's see if I've got this right. "Fact-based" /r/atheism automatically:

                                                                            1:Believes OP's "convenient" headline/premise.

                                                                            2: That if sickness actually happened that it was "absolutely" related to Chick-Fil-A chicken.

                                                                            3: All of us "smart-thinking/intelligent" atheists think if one person out of the tens of thousands of people served at Chick-Fil-A that day this post listing one sickness is somehow "significant".

                                                                            4: That absolutely NO atheists or gays work at Chick-Fil-A and are happy to be working there.

                                                                            5: That it is good to boycott the restaurant because of the 1% rich folks believe something you disagree with and you not giving a shit about the poor 99% who work in the restaurant barely making a wage to support their families - fuck them right?

                                                                            Glad you guys care so much about my gay-atheist niece who has been told she may be laid off at Chick-Fil-A this week due to the business drop-off... meanwhile the CEO goes back to his multi-million dollar mansion and still does't give a shit.

                                                                            [–]XtortionBear 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            So you're celebrating pain and misery when it happens to someone who doesn't agree with you. Very mature.

                                                                            [–]Kesha_Paul 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Wow, you're being downvoted for being an adult. WTF r/atheism?!?!?!

                                                                            [–]Sabojik 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            It's vomiting and diarrhea induced by the man's own assholery. He'll live regardless.

                                                                            [–]XtortionBear 3 points4 points ago

                                                                            'Everyone who doesn't agree with me deserves to be in misery.'

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                                                                                [–]psychoticdream 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Sounds like his god is punishing him for bein an ass to other people.

                                                                                [–]WinningTies 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                Did I wander into circle jerk again.

                                                                                [–]GetiLife 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                This subreddit has to be the most retarded thing ever, there is no way you people can be real. No group of people can be this fucking braindead and consider this even remotely related to atheism

                                                                                [–]papajohn56 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                Remember when r/atheism was good?

                                                                                r/atheism was never good.

                                                                                [–]TheTruBronyOhOh 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                like he blew up?

                                                                                that's terrible :(

                                                                                [–]slimeyhands 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Same this happened to me too. Not so explosive but a very strong fire cracker

                                                                                [–]duckandcover 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                GOD WILLS IT!

                                                                                [–]skibum186 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Excuse my ignorance-where did this GIF originally come from?

                                                                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                An episode in season 17 of Survivor (Gabon).

                                                                                [–]perzadook 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Goooood, goooood.

                                                                                [–]Hidden_Gecko 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                Well, that's a message from Yahweh if ever there was one.

                                                                                [–]butth0lesurfer 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                This happened

                                                                                I am the runs and confirm

                                                                                [–]Ignaciano 0 points1 point ago

                                                                                This reminds me of Denzel Washington:

                                                                                My man!

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