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[–]Xxpinklumpxx 122 points123 points ago

Easily the most adorable thing ive seen in a while.

[–]vulcanblight 80 points81 points ago

have you seen this?

http://i.imgur.com/eadDJ.gif

[–]inloveagain 77 points78 points ago

This one's good too:

http://i.imgur.com/Rxfng.gif

[–]brownchickenbr0wnc0w 14 points15 points ago

[–]falling_slowly 1 point2 points ago

I love the little ears laying down all sad and cute

[–]brownchickenbr0wnc0w 0 points1 point ago

The video is a lot better

[–]yevb 2 points3 points ago

win.

[–]Bruggear 0 points1 point ago

I just watched this for 15 minutes. Oh my goodness.

[–]ClearConscience 17 points18 points ago

Can't tell if giving cute hug or trying to squeeze the life out of it.

[–]Shit_Tsunami 8 points9 points ago

....My cousin "kevin" dosen't know he killed a cat..he hugged it when he was 3 and killed it..hes 18 now. Going into the army. A murderer.

[–]ClearConscience 8 points9 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Shit_Tsunami 2 points3 points ago

Yea...i know that feel. Nobody had the heart to tell him!

[–]ClearConscience 2 points3 points ago

How heart wrenching would that be to find out about yourself later on in life.

[–]Shit_Tsunami 1 point2 points ago

..well..hes kind of a God nut...He literally disowned and disowned his mother for smoking weed.one time...(She smoked it before he was ever born.) He blames literally every thing on the Devil and 90% of his family are deemed unfit to talk to based on his views. soooo to respond to your comment..he would say it was God's will. ( i wish i was joking)

[–]fetalpig 7 points8 points ago

Sounds like he'll fit right in with the people he's going to fight!

[–]Shit_Tsunami 1 point2 points ago

Oh...My...God....That was fucking perfect. 10/fucking10.

[–]Alxe 5 points6 points ago

It's actually biting it, so more likely your second statment.

Source: My cat does the same thing, with my arm.

[–]MestR 47 points48 points ago

Have you seen this?

http://i.imgur.com/eWfnP.gif

[–]BA_Start 26 points27 points ago

[–]Iuseanalogies 5 points6 points ago

[–]Chachoregard 5 points6 points ago

That smile. c:

[–]spage6 0 points1 point ago

that's disturbing

[–]fauxnom 6 points7 points ago

Yes...but is it funny?

[–]sgtpppr 3 points4 points ago

You're in luck because it makes the frontpage once a week. It's in heavy syndication across subreddits as well, so you might get to see it multiple times daily.

[–]skinnylemur 0 points1 point ago

It's actually in a commercial for Sprint up here in Maine. Figured it was a national commercial. Anyway, it has a Napoleon Dynamite looking kid talking about how his grandma can't see pictures of him graduating high school because she downloaded THIS cat video (just rotated 90 degrees counter clockwise).

[–]Pelleas 0 points1 point ago

Then it should be in r/aww. This post didn't make me laugh.

[–]elemenohpeas 0 points1 point ago

My cat does this, too. Sometimes I purposely wake her up just to see her hug herself.

[–]comatosesperrow 13 points14 points ago

Why is this in funny instead of aww?

[–]dabeliuteef 26 points27 points ago

I was expecting the cat to claw the shit out of the person.

[–]gmoney1393 37 points38 points ago

As someone who really doesn't like cats.... that is fucking adorable

[–]MayorEmanuel 24 points25 points ago

As someone who really doesn't like cats

Get off my Reddit.

[–]tazorak 1 point2 points ago

GET BOY! GET.

[–]gmoney1393 0 points1 point ago

Dogs are better than cats!

The cats out of the bag!

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 8 points9 points ago

[–]DHav123 8 points9 points ago

Is that.... a raccoon?

[–]akavuuh 4 points5 points ago

[–]Crisender111 0 points1 point ago

I second that.

[–]Overeacting 19 points20 points ago

That looks exceptionally dangerous. And by dangerous, I mean hilarious.

[–]HITMAN616 2 points3 points ago

His first mistake was not using Reddit to ward off sleepiness.

[–]thefury1337 7 points8 points ago

Barats & Bereta - if anyone is wondering. Probably the most underrated guys on youtube.

[–]cresteh 0 points1 point ago

I somewhat feel Joe's talent is wasted on Sourcefed, but he's still decent over there.

[–]TrevorGonzo 2 points3 points ago

Did he died?

[–]SureSignOfAGoodRhyme 1 point2 points ago

Strongest staple ever made

[–]fauxnom -1 points0 points ago

Now that's funny!

[–]danielkuzmin 6 points7 points ago

You turn into a cat? Lucky bastard.

[–]Humble_Link_Guy 12 points13 points ago

[–]lolzsupbrah 7 points8 points ago

Oh I get it.. its because its a cat that was asleep but then wakes up. Kinda like what a person does when they're asleep and are woken up.

[–]quick_loris 8 points9 points ago

wow for a second there I thought I was looking at a hairy butthole

[–]no_witty_username 7 points8 points ago

At a glance I thought a huge bush was about to be fingered....o internet you broke me.

[–]Kalontas 1 point2 points ago

Oh my lol, so did I and I quickly retreated only for the reality to click in a second later. "Wait, it wasn't that kind of pussy."

[–]Thebullshitman 0 points1 point ago

wow for a second there I thought I was looking at Wilford Brimley.

[–]neostead2000 2 points3 points ago

Why isn't this in r/aww

[–]imapiratedammit 10 points11 points ago

Thank you for it not being the gif from the matrix

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

this is not funny, please post in r/aww next time.

[–]Mysterious_Andy 3 points4 points ago

Few things in r/funny are.

[–]sdurkin59 2 points3 points ago

That made my whole morning.

[–]kolm 2 points3 points ago

.. When would they wake you up instead?

[–]Krags 8 points9 points ago

Deep sleep refers to phase 3 or phase 4 sleep, which is when we are at our lowest point of consciousness. It's the point which is hardest to wake out of.

It's best to be woken from REM (dream) sleep, which is phase 5.

The phases follow a 90-minute cycle usually.

[–]darkneo86 1 point2 points ago

So you should always sleep in 90 minute increments?

Meaning sleep for an hour and a half, three hours, four and a half, six, etc.?

[–]Krags 3 points4 points ago

Roughly, yes. However, this is from the point of actual sleep, and not the point of going to bed. If you're like me, the amount of time it takes to fall asleep varies from around 10 minutes to around 4 hours, so it's difficult to time alarms for this.

[–]Alxe 1 point2 points ago

Basically yes, there are even calculators for this kind of things.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I usually just say hurtful things that leaves people too frightened to ever wake me up again. Sooo win win!

[–]aceypoo 1 point2 points ago

10 upvotes for /r/aww. None for /r/funny. :(

[–]fauxnom 2 points3 points ago

Where's the funny part?

[–]I_read_this_comment -1 points0 points ago

One hour later he was neutered and a few weeks later he died of aids, the end.

[–]PumpValve 2 points3 points ago

When someone wakes me up during deep sleep.

Unless you're a cat, or something equally as cute, then I doubt that is you under any circumstances.

[–]bigmeech 4 points5 points ago

please get this /r/aww repost bullshit outta here

[–]nrfx 3 points4 points ago

Is this how /r/funny works now?

Repost the same 87 gifs over and over again with slightly different titles?

[–]MrFace1 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaaaaaand Gary Larson.

Haven't seen his comics for awhile, I should dig out that old book I've got of them.

[–]ThEMuScLeHaT 0 points1 point ago

It's so fluffy I want it!

[–]Alamo39 -1 points0 points ago

It's facepalming!! :'D

[–]MaebeBluth 0 points1 point ago

Hey its one of those mustache cats!

[–]Saltyjak 0 points1 point ago

I must know what breed of cat this is!

[–]BIG_AMERIKAN_T_T_S 0 points1 point ago

Judging from both the link and the comments, I think I'm in /r/aww secretly disguised as /r/funny.

[–]TmlzMiso 0 points1 point ago

This is more of after a night of drinking and waking up in the morning. "Wha what? What time is it? Fuck I got work today." thingy.

[–]AcousticWalrus 0 points1 point ago

"oh no don't film me i don't have any makeup on, I look terrible"

[–]superwaiter 1 point2 points ago

I TOTALLY thought that was a hairy b-hole for .2 seconds.

[–]leogg_lyl 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you keep telling yourself you're a good looking person.

[–]CamCamJenkins -1 points0 points ago

OMG I can't function as a human it's sooo cute...

[–]BluesBrat -1 points0 points ago

The gif almost doesn't do it justice. The video gets me every time.

[–]homestargunner 0 points1 point ago

Are you the cat?

[–]Pentazimyn 0 points1 point ago

I feel so.....wrong for saying this. But was I the only one who thought that was a penis in the very beginning?

[–]bat0u -1 points0 points ago

this was me at work today getting busted by my co-worker.......sigh

[–]UtopiaToaster 0 points1 point ago

Its gestures are surprisingly human.

[–]Colperc -1 points0 points ago

Cutest damn thing I've ever seen

[–]whizzle 0 points1 point ago

diabetes

[–]Daisymay14 0 points1 point ago

Oh. My. Gosh. That is so cute!!! But this should go to r/Aww.

[–]sprimate 0 points1 point ago

I am now a happier and more well-adjusted person.

[–]KountChocula 0 points1 point ago

As a dog owner I feel terrible conflicted by this.

[–]Aragona 0 points1 point ago

yeah, my husband try sometimes to wake me up while I sleep to have sex, I do exactly like this cat and I turn on the other side

[–]TurkeyPhat 0 points1 point ago

holy fuck ive seen this reposted more than ive seen my own penis

[–]cwalsh3 0 points1 point ago

I don't care who you are. You aren't that cute when somebody wakes you up.

[–]Ilovewhatredditdoes 0 points1 point ago

From the bottom of my heart...Thank you. I have seen a lot of awwww things. From pics to drawings, gifs, and more...This is the single most remarkable set of events and images I have ever seen. I forgot about how shitty this day was going. I forgot about all of the things I have to do when I get home. Hell...I even forgot that I do not really like cats that much. The only thing that was important to me was the fact that for about 10 seconds, my life was perfect. Thank you for letting me be a part of this.

EDIT: After further examination, I have come to the conclusion why this is so beautiful. It is the split second where the cat looks into my eyes, and he is not mad at me for waking him up. This literally tickles my insides.

[–]oOshwiggity 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but when I look at this .gif I hear him saying "Oh no" in Donald Duck's voice. Every time. EVERY time. "Oh nooooo"

[–]Lovelovemeloveme 0 points1 point ago

OMGGGG!!!!! smack that thing! SOO cute!!!

[–]Kurnon_Devoured 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a Mogwai

[–]minus1315 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn kitties, why do you have to be so adorable and unmanly. I CAN'T QUIT YOU!

[–]rule_27 0 points1 point ago

Yet another example of a repost I will upvote whenever I see it. The cuteness demands it.

[–]rodeomoon5225 0 points1 point ago

Cuteness level: 99

[–]Inixstorm 0 points1 point ago

What kind of cat is this?

[–]seaherenow 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointed there was no face mauling...

[–]InstantAnythingcom 0 points1 point ago

"That thing is at Cuteness Level 8." "Really? I didn't think it could go that high."

[–]JTrumbule 0 points1 point ago

That is pretty much what i do but I'm not nearly that cute

[–]punwasintended 0 points1 point ago

I've been sitting here smiling and giggling like an idiot at this for about 8 full minutes. And I am an 18 year old male.

[–]kentken 0 points1 point ago

you wake up cute. me.. i wake up with the eye of death http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqqQ-3tTZig

[–]kraken_kitty 0 points1 point ago

This cat . . . not a morning kitty.

WE NEED CATNIP, STAT!

[–]blah_blah_blacksheep 0 points1 point ago

Awwwww

[–]TheAgeOfTomfoolery 0 points1 point ago

Get this shit on to aww

[–]Anth84 0 points1 point ago

That is way to cute, made me smile :)

[–]Lhabs 0 points1 point ago

I think I just cried a little...

[–]Bazampi 0 points1 point ago

My head just exploded from the adorableness.

[–]da95pa99 0 points1 point ago

Get your ass to r/aww right now!

[–]Lilmilf 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see cats like this I always think of that guy from the diabetes commercials on tv :-/

[–]Atrid13 1 point2 points ago

My reaction: hehe cat...OH MY GOSH ITS STRETCHING!

[–]acourtem -1 points0 points ago

When I first opened it, I thought I was looking at a finger wagging at a vagina... until the cats head slightly moved

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

It always ends up being a catastrophe.

[–]MonkeysOnMyBottom 0 points1 point ago

I'd prefer to remain catatonic

[–]PantWraith -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks for the repost. And for not posting in /r/reactiongifs! Love seeing the same things in /r/funny as much as possible. Well done.

[–]GS540 0 points1 point ago

d'awwwwwwwwwwww

[–]fauxnom -1 points0 points ago

But this is /r/funny

[–]SkippyBiffles -1 points0 points ago

This may be the most reposted gif on the internet.

[–]neon87 -2 points-1 points ago

oh my god, it's soooooo fluffy!!!!!!!

[–]WAKACHEWBACCA -1 points0 points ago

I just awwwwwwwed for like an hour.

[–]IsaacAccount -2 points-1 points ago

But will it blend?

[–]Epitome_of_Sexuality -3 points-2 points ago

Upvote cause cute.

[–]fauxnom -1 points0 points ago

But this is /r/funny

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[–]Lurifaks 2 points3 points ago

You're in for a world of hurt, and you've probably not even realized it yet.

[–]jordynlong123 -1 points0 points ago

so. much. cute. cant. handle. it.