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[–]lettherebepuns 274 points275 points ago

This position is known as the T-bone

[–]lettherebepuns 130 points131 points ago

Jurassis mine!

[–]lettherebepuns 77 points78 points ago

Guy was confused when he heard all his friends yelling, "Fuck! A dinosaur!" but just went for it.

[–]Roommates69 2 points3 points ago

Punctuation Power!!

[–]Bit_Chewy 5 points6 points ago

I read that in Al Pacino's voice in Scarface.

[–]khalkhalash 1276 points1277 points ago

Somebody made this.

They sat down at their computer, probably for hours, and created this image. They made this picture, looked at it - they looked at their own picture of a dude fucking a T-Rex - and thought "Nice! Finished."

Think about that.

[–]drive2fast 433 points434 points ago

You forgot the endless masturbation breaks...

[–]sheriff_skullface 199 points200 points ago

Another pixel finished! I deserve a quick break...

[–]greenspans 89 points90 points ago

Hurry with the updates, I really like this skyrim mod, "Skyrimming".

[–]Neebat 169 points170 points ago

Compliance with Rule 35 is very labor intensive.

[–]Osiris02 101 points102 points ago

Not sure why you're downvoted, Rule 35 states in addenum to 34: If no porn of it exists, then it will be made. I can't tell you how much homosexual beastiality t-rex porn existed before this pic though....

[–]EvilPete 39 points40 points ago

Why do you assume it's homosexual?

[–]Osiris02 40 points41 points ago

Well, we don't know much about dinosaurs, but the female should be larger and I thought have feathers. But maybe those are the males. Now I'm doubting myself.

Edit: From wikipedia,

TL;DR - Juveniles of both sexes had feathers but were lost after they grew to a size that could more easily retain heat. Adults in colder climates kept some feather covering.

In 2004, the scientific journal Nature published a report describing an early tyrannosauroid, Dilong paradoxus, from the famous Yixian Formation of China. As with many other theropods discovered in the Yixian, the fossil skeleton was preserved with a coat of filamentous structures which are commonly recognized as the precursors of feathers. It has also been proposed that Tyrannosaurus and other closely related tyrannosaurids had such protofeathers. However, skin impressions from a Tyrannosaurus rex specimen nicknamed "Wyrex" (BHI 6230) discovered in Montana in 2002,[65] as well as other large tyrannosaurid specimens, show mosaic scales,[66] leading Xu et al. (2004) to speculate that the tyrannosauroids may have had different skin coverings on different parts of their bodies - perhaps mixing scales and feathers. They also speculated that feathers may correlate negatively with body size - that juveniles may have been feathered, then shed the feathers and expressed only scales as the animal became larger and no longer needed insulation to stay warm. They based this on the fact that as an object increases in size, its ability to retain heat increases due to its decreasing surface area-to-volume ratio. Therefore, as large animals evolve in or disperse into warm climates, a coat of fur or feathers loses its selective advantage for thermal insulation and can instead become a disadvantage, as the insulation traps excess heat inside the body, possibly overheating the animal. Protofeathers may also have been secondarily lost during the evolution of large tyrannosaurids like Tyrannosaurus, especially in warm Cretaceous climates.[67]

This theory was challenged by the discovery of Yutyrannus, a 9 meter (30 ft) long, 1,400 kilogram (3,100 lb) tyrannosauroid that preserved feathers on some widely-spaced body parts, indicating that its whole body was covered in feathers, but it is worth noting that it lived in a much colder environment.[68]

[–]dionysus6794 11 points12 points ago

Stop teaching me stuff I'm interested in

[–]jackrabt 9 points10 points ago

I think it's because the human participant is a male.

[–]MedianWhiteGuy 21 points22 points ago

I dont see a dick on the dinosaur.

[–]Neebat 36 points37 points ago

Reptiles have cloacas, independent of gender. Hence, mating is done by the "cloaca kiss".

WTF do I know this?!?

[–]MedianWhiteGuy 31 points32 points ago

BRB, going to fuck my lizard.

[–]OldCrankyBastard 14 points15 points ago

No Means NO!!

[–]livealive35 11 points12 points ago

Put a bra on that bitch and it's No Homo!

[–]SeisGurl9 9 points10 points ago

That...doesn't make sense...

[–]orangetj 12 points13 points ago

the trexe is obviously of female you can tell by the thigh being larger than looks right

[–]ReggieJ 0 points1 point ago

I dunno why this made me laugh, but it did.

[–]Neebat 6 points7 points ago

Thanks for saving my karma. It never occurred to me that so many people would be unaware of Rule 35.

[–]mamjjasond 3 points4 points ago

Now that it exists though, this should definitely be crossposted to rule34

[–]NotSamuraiJack 10 points11 points ago

Why are you getting downvoted? 35 states that if there isn't porn of something, there will be, which is what the artist was doing: making porn of something there was no porn of. A man giving a solid dicking to a t-rex.

[–]Kalashnikov74 70 points71 points ago

I can think of no better way to spend a Friday night.

[–]lettherebepuns 110 points111 points ago

other than actually fucking a T. Rex

[–]Kalashnikov74 56 points57 points ago

Naturally.

[–]Roboticide 72 points73 points ago

Welcome, to JurassiXXX Park.

We even have a Tyranasaurus Sex. Spared no expense.

[–]Merrena 18 points19 points ago

Boobasaurus Sex

[–]Combustible_lem0ns 24 points25 points ago

Just watch out for the Velocirapetor. Unless you're into that.

[–]ipslne 29 points30 points ago

Try Sarah Topps, I hear she's great!

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[–]primitive-ambience 6 points7 points ago

If I wasn't on my phone I'd put some sort of clapping .gif here

[–]noprotein 2 points3 points ago

Throw in a Tri-Way and you're good to go!

[–]Zeb612 2 points3 points ago

Oh Jesse!

[–]Murma 19 points20 points ago

Thank you technology, your true purpose has been discovered.

[–]thetallestnebraskan 20 points21 points ago

I'm at work and can't open this link on the computer, but after reading "picture of a dude fucking a t-rex" you can be sure as shit i'm getting my cellphone out right now.

[–]rockafella7 64 points65 points ago

"Somebody made this."

Not just make it but did a damn good job.

[–]rhubarbs 18 points19 points ago

In all likelihood, the models are pre-made (by someone else) and the author just posed them and took a render.

And honestly, he didn't do a very good job of that, as you can see the T-Rex claw clipping in to the dirt.

[–]FromAWarTornFuture 51 points52 points ago

Okay you make a render of a t-rex gettin it on with a homosapian, and we will see if yours is better.

[–]rhubarbs 35 points36 points ago

As much as I'd like to do it, just to win some kind of retarded internet points, I'd still be rendering a dude sticking his dick in a dinosaur. I feel like this is one of those "the only winning move is not to play" kind of deals, and I've already lost.

[–]dudenotcool 5 points6 points ago

Well you can make the video...

[–]WaySheGoesBub 2 points3 points ago

This is a most elegant username. Nice!

[–]FromAWarTornFuture 2 points3 points ago

Everyones dead.

[–]EpicJ 13 points14 points ago

I think this is actually a frame from an animation and there are also many more like this, think about that.

[–]khalkhalash 11 points12 points ago

I just googled "people fucking t-rexes."

I didn't find anything, and now when I die I'll have that to answer for. Thanks =(

[–]EpicJ 13 points14 points ago

The'll be mixed in here(NFSW) somewhere,, though you gotta dig around the website alittle to find something specific.

[–]GangsterObama 12 points13 points ago

lmao WTF WAS THAT

[–]EpicJ 9 points10 points ago

The place where dreams are made

[–]rockmonstr 6 points7 points ago

I happened upon a whole blog of stuff like this, except it was renderings of fantasy/mythical figures with giant boners mixed with cg gifs of gay sex acts. This exact thought when through my mind.

Search 'Poseidon' in google images. You'll find it.

edit for the lazy

[–]lettherebepuns 41 points42 points ago

they looked at their own picture of a dude fucking a T-Rex, fapped and thought "Nice! Finished."

FTFY

[–]Squalor- 32 points33 points ago

And then decided to share it with the world by putting it on the Internet, and for that, I thank him because this is a fucking hilarious picture.

[–]Walletau 6 points7 points ago

This has been mentioned before but all that stuff you see of sexual cartoons and the like. While there are some perverts out there, there's also countless artists practising to draw every day, trying to imitate other styles and bored out of their skull. Having a go at drawing a Family Guy scene for the 10th time is a lot more interesting when Louis is being double teamed by Brian and Peter.

[–]ZombieKingKong 1 point2 points ago

This should be in that book you shouldn't fap to...

[–]Killface17 1 point2 points ago

I think it's awesome, almost as awesome as t-rexes.

[–]chambee 3 points4 points ago

same reasoning apply to all the shitty movies and music you see and hear, except it's much worst because it involves a lot more people and money.

[–]Silversol99 6 points7 points ago

I'm inferring this as: someone needs to make a bad song about a dude fucking a t-rex.

[–]enscrib 2 points3 points ago

And then pay a production company an obscene amount of money to make a shitty movie based on said song.

[–]Commentits 2 points3 points ago

I imagine whoever did this must have a history of very large girlfriends

[–]ethanol 376 points377 points ago

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fuck the dinosaur.

[–]haiku_robot 171 points172 points ago

Open the door, get 
on the floor, everybody 
fuck the dinosaur.

[–]devoutchristian 40 points41 points ago

Kanye West's next big hit.

[–]bceedub 56 points57 points ago

Or Snoop Lion's first single?

[–]jimyin 24 points25 points ago

You just reminded me this happened. It actually happened.

[–]GC022 13 points14 points ago

This is awesome.

[–]dirtymoney 66 points67 points ago

there is an computer animated clip out there where this woman is abducted by aliens, then gangbanged by velociraptors

It was made by a person named "Svarog"

[–]finebydesign 30 points31 points ago

link?

[–]lettherebepuns 92 points93 points ago

No, "Svarog"

[–]Asyrilliath 28 points29 points ago

...Ganon?

[–]lettherebepuns 32 points33 points ago

No! Fucking Svarog!

[–]iamthejoker420 18 points19 points ago

Navi?

[–]lettherebepuns 42 points43 points ago

ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING ILLITERATE?!

[–]gregorynice 2 points3 points ago

Oh, Zelda.

[–]DataKeeper 4 points5 points ago

I made a loud snorting/laughing noise in a library and everyone's staring at me.

You did this to me.

[–]spermfoot 36 points37 points ago

I think it was pterodactyls.

Link Highly NSFW

[–]severedfinger 15 points16 points ago

Come on guys, you have to remember to flap your arms, you're pterodactyls for chrissake! Roll it again!

[–]lettherebepuns 45 points46 points ago

o god why was that link purple

[–]Hydros 22 points23 points ago

o god why wasn't that link purple

[–]degenererad 8 points9 points ago

There is some fuckin weird shit going on, on this planet.

[–]joe-os 2 points3 points ago

animated clip

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland 2 points3 points ago

lolporn

[–]CurryKid 129 points130 points ago

I guess he misinterpreted the phrase "fucking a tranny"

[–]MATr1gger[!] 15 points16 points ago

I like his version better.

[–]hildiri 88 points89 points ago

ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) my dreeaaaammm!

[–]Ante0 17 points18 points ago

[–]lettherebepuns 21 points22 points ago

so disappoint to see that empty

[–]Bojamijams 43 points44 points ago

THIS IS HOW SOULS SHOULD BE ABSORBED IN SKYRIM!

Necrophilia with a dead dragon. Someone make this mod!

[–]GC022 20 points21 points ago

FUS RO CUM!

[–]Tridian 4 points5 points ago

Dammit I don't know if I want to support your cause or...

[–]Boomshank 13 points14 points ago

Hello...?

Where did he go?

[–]lydocia 22 points23 points ago

What is this from?

[–]Funkenstein34 167 points168 points ago

'The Land Before Time II', from memory.

[–]baalsitch 52 points53 points ago

Sharptooth!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[–]CosmicPube 6 points7 points ago

Oh right in the childhood.

[–]lydocia 8 points9 points ago

Only ever saw the first. :(

[–]regeya 18 points19 points ago

I think there's about 64 now.

Land Before Time 64: Spike Gums His Food

[–]knighmare 5 points6 points ago

Land Before Time 65: Every main character commits suicide, please let us work on something that isnt total shit! mind you thats just a working title

[–]yesukai 6 points7 points ago

That's OK. Like most kids movies, the first is the one with soul. All the ones that follow are cash grabs.

[–]brad153 18 points19 points ago

Here I sit at the library browsing Reddit. I gambled with this nsfw link and I lost, I lost bad. I am never coming back to this library with all the stares I just received.

[–]supermegaultrajeremy 8 points9 points ago

Going through previous posts of this picture has turned up the subreddits:
/r/DinosaursfuckRobots and
/r/Dinoballs.

Enjoy.

[–]giselekerozene 8 points9 points ago

:/ ...Salmonella sleeping bag.

[–]UberJunkie 7 points8 points ago

Finally, something "WTF" worthy in this sub.

[–]knowses 19 points20 points ago

I want some of that TyrannosaurAss!

[–]givequicheachance 5 points6 points ago

Tyrannosaurus Sex

[–]jiansorge 6 points7 points ago

Jurassic Pork

[–]d748r0k5 6 points7 points ago

[–]PaulaDeensDildo 5 points6 points ago

I would never have sex with anything in the Mesozoic era....Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous....blech...

Now you put me in the Paleozoic era...maybe somewhere in the Silurian period....I'd be all up in those bitches

[–]alltimeisrelative 1 point2 points ago

Rule 34.

That's all I have to say.

[–]anchal3 2 points3 points ago

If anything belongs in WTF, it's this.

[–]Golemfrost 21 points22 points ago

ffs if i would have a dollar for everytime this pic´s been posted here,..i would probably have about 10 dollars.

[–]AttackTheMoon 11 points12 points ago

The image is older than dinosaurs.

[–]L-J-N 26 points27 points ago

wait so you're saying the dinosaur didn't come first? Well I at least hope he had the decency to finish her off.

[–]EtTuZoidberg 3 points4 points ago

My favorite part is that it is a Pregnant t-rex, look at that sexy belly.

[–]TotFacienda 5 points6 points ago

Tyrannosaurus Sex

[–]Jamie_W 3 points4 points ago

First thought - Skyrim modders are fucked up.

[–]ravenlaurel 4 points5 points ago

like a hot dog through a hallway

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 3 points4 points ago

Ahh, so is this the start of another "bringing WTF back to its roots" effort?

[–]blackbright 4 points5 points ago

What game is this?

[–]lizardlike 31 points32 points ago

Battletoads

[–]TijuanaTacoMonster 18 points19 points ago

Gyno Crisis

[–]GigasVapor 4 points5 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]hyattisqueen 12 points13 points ago

Final Fantasy 14.

[–]IinventedGoogle 1 point2 points ago

Duck Hunt

[–]Schroedingers_Cat 1 point2 points ago

Skyrim

[–]Kaibunny143 1 point2 points ago

Halo 5

[–]andrewsmith1986 16 points17 points ago

I've always wanted to fuck an eagle.

[–]amazingseiderman 40 points41 points ago

I've always wanted to fuck a naked man.

[–]jerboa256 60 points61 points ago

That can be arranged.

[–]Brad_1 3 points4 points ago

It should be.

[–]lettherebepuns 4 points5 points ago

like ziggy stardust

[–]teklord 7 points8 points ago

[–]thatdood87 0 points1 point ago

cant tell if its a lady dinosaur or dude dinosaur

[–]Mathlete86 2 points3 points ago

The conception of Raptor Jesus.

[–]jast_flie 2 points3 points ago

i would be much more impressed if he is getting a blowjob from the t-rex.

[–]mikeyman159 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I'd love to be a dinosaur too.

[–]serdnaderf 2 points3 points ago

And this is how lizards are made, son.

[–]anotherblackkey 2 points3 points ago

The T Rex looks totally indifferent to what's going on: "Ok, we can do this because I know it means a lot to you, but then I gotta go eat some stuff."

[–]stOpSKY 1 point2 points ago

ok thats enough internet for me today...

[–]HighClimber 2 points3 points ago

Unless male T-rex's had human size dicks I would imagine this is much like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[–]sugarfreelemonade 1 point2 points ago

This is disgusting. That T-Rex is clearly underage.

[–]Teahes 1 point2 points ago

I'm done with this subreddit now..

[–]Bad_Innuendo_Guy 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to Rex HER right in the Tyr-anus!

[–]MustangMaster 1 point2 points ago

He won't be living it much longer.

[–]Kalashnikov74 1 point2 points ago

I imagine it being too loose... and cold...

[–]morkoq 0 points1 point ago

Are you the geekologie writer?

[–]Evil_Yoshi 0 points1 point ago

So this is what led the dinosaurs to extinction.

[–]Chobun 1 point2 points ago

been the wallpaper for my college for 2 years now...

[–]The_Universal_AC 1 point2 points ago

T-Rection

[–]alternity 0 points1 point ago

this is so wrong on all fronts

[–]thehydrogenstick 1 point2 points ago

Ross?

[–]SecretlyGayHorse 0 points1 point ago

Nice dream.

[–]pulmoferrum 0 points1 point ago

The dinosaur?

[–]IncyWincyPotato 1 point2 points ago

Alternative ending to Jurassic Park seems close.

[–]r0hto88 0 points1 point ago

you have fucked up dreams bro.

[–]DivyDee 0 points1 point ago

WAT

[–]Larry_the_Unix_Guy 0 points1 point ago

THE DREAM

[–]Nightst0ne 0 points1 point ago

Just got to work. My reddit day is now over.

[–]wolverstreets 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised no one said fuck a saurus.

[–]-laissez-faire- 0 points1 point ago

Rule 34, the most true statement ever made

[–]bryangrossman 0 points1 point ago

There is no better place for this image... ummm Thanks... I think...

[–]Chicoramero 1 point2 points ago

There is no way that tyrannosaurus is satisfied. Look at her expression, she's like "Ugh, hurry up and nut already, I've got shit to do."

[–]MordantSupernova 0 points1 point ago

Which one of them is...

[–]Infenwe 1 point2 points ago

"Thanks" for reminding me of the erotic (if you're into dinosaur snuff porn...) fanfic "Root Her" by Michael Collins.

[–]Itachi4ever 0 points1 point ago

This is at the top of spacedicks I believe. One of my favorite pictures. Thanks for sharing, OP.

[–]piepipie 0 points1 point ago

I love it when r/WTF links actually make me say "What. The Fuck?!?" out loud before I realise what subreddit I'm in :)

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

In a way humans DID fuck dinosaurs. We took ova this bytch

[–]clockworkdiamond 0 points1 point ago

Oh sure, buy where are you gonna get a guy to do that to you while you lie on a rock?

[–]Afinn2k9 0 points1 point ago

THIS is the biggest WTF i have ever seen!

[–]wmil 1 point2 points ago

So SecondLife updated their graphics engine?

[–]penis_lad_man 0 points1 point ago

I scrolled past this picture five times, looking at it each time, before finally going: sigh - what does reddit have to say?

[–]w3rt 0 points1 point ago

This has been posted so many times now ...

[–]jackal1379 0 points1 point ago

You have a weird dream

[–]FTFY2012 0 points1 point ago

What the sweet tits!!!

[–]Zayadur 0 points1 point ago

It fucks my mind how someone could have managed to make this.

[–]mr_tomich 1 point2 points ago

Dreams shouldn't stay dreams.. If you want something , go out and do it!!!

The T-Rex is living your dream? Then say "No!!!, No Mr. T-Rex!!.. Now is MY time to live the dream!!"

[–]Alvleeskliersap 1 point2 points ago

good thing it isn't the other way around

[–]Alvleeskliersap 1 point2 points ago

well a T-rex can't please itself obviously

[–]ManaOo 0 points1 point ago

What

[–]SequenceofLetters 0 points1 point ago

ANDERSON! Put some pants on--your butt is putting me off.

[–]rjim 1 point2 points ago

rex sex

[–]tsfrederick 0 points1 point ago

Damn it rule 34

[–]Mortimer1234 0 points1 point ago

All that went through my head when I saw this was.... "Why?"

[–]Bigernoi 0 points1 point ago

And this is how the human race ends.

[–]marioIsDead 0 points1 point ago

It's not a dead guy, but this, this is WTF.

I really feel all the dead people, should be posted on /r/MorbidReality

[–]beadyox 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this the first time I ever ventured into Rule_34.

[–]KindOldMan 0 points1 point ago

I roar seductively and lounge on my side

[–]lordtyp0 0 points1 point ago

Im sure you could pay some muscle man to lift your leg and go to town...

[–]8IIIIIIIIIID 0 points1 point ago

DINOSAUR FUCKER!!!

[–]cherryfizz 0 points1 point ago

So. I think I've reached the end of the internet. There is literally nothing more I can see.

[–]iBfixin 1 point2 points ago

Dude must have a mammoth cock.

[–]justdoitok 0 points1 point ago

Damn it. All of these ohlympics posts of fully clothed athletes made me think this was safe to hover over...

[–]livealive35 1 point2 points ago

I am from the internet. It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud at anything. This had me in stitches! Job well done.

[–]Hummer77x 0 points1 point ago

aw man I saw this and just assumed it was a caveman that hadnt discovered clothes yet fighting a dinosaur then I read the comments

[–]solidoxygen8008 0 points1 point ago

The creationist were right, we did exist at the same time! And here is the proof!

[–]SchwarzschildRadius 0 points1 point ago

r/spaceclaws needs to exist.