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[–]LuckyBdx4Bans[M] 5 points6 points ago

Removed - Cake day post ----Read the fricking sidebar ----->

[–]Quotes_Broken_Rules 0 points1 point ago

I would like to think that i played some small role in this.

[–]LuckyBdx4Bans[M] -3 points-2 points ago

Er, no, I Ban bots, spammers and idiots.

[–]Quotes_Broken_Rules 0 points1 point ago

I am none of those things. just trying to make reddit a better place.

[–]Quoting_the_rules 1 point2 points ago

It's nice to see someone has taken my place. Keep up the good work.

[–]Quotes_Broken_Rules 1 point2 points ago

I had no idea you existed. I'll try not to let you down.

[–]Quoting_the_rules 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget to report the rule breaking submissions and mail the mods.

[–]Quotes_Broken_Rules 1 point2 points ago

Thank you mentor.

[–]DodiGharib 30 points31 points ago

You're fucking un-creative for a 5 year old redditor

[–]Eupho 3 points4 points ago

It's been at least 16 hours since someone used this gif to farm karma. That's pretty creative by reddit's standards.

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[–]Russz -4 points-3 points ago

Stop

[–]JCXtreme -1 points0 points ago

It's ok, it's a repost.

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[–]JCXtreme 0 points1 point ago

44 minutes old, and I'm already liking this account.

[–]ApteryxFellow 13 points14 points ago

Downvoted.

[–]ShetlandJames -1 points0 points ago

ALL GLORY TO THE ELIAVK

[–]bougieKev 1 point2 points ago

I'm hungover, and that was the last thing I wanted to look at.

[–]Saborwrath 0 points1 point ago

ALL UPVOTES TO THE PSYCHEDELIC HYPNOTOAD!

[–]Ziacro 0 points1 point ago

DOWNVOTE ALL THE REPOSTS!!

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[–]xShinno 2 points3 points ago

[–]zodiacv2 0 points1 point ago

Wow and not even a whole lot of downvotes for a pony link

[–]xShinno 1 point2 points ago

AMAZING!! O.O

[–]shamelessone -2 points-1 points ago

I was the 5th upvote for your 5th year!

[–]mercurycc -1 points0 points ago

Seriously? I was upset for missing my first cake day. Okay... upvoting a fucking frog... What am I doing here...

[–]ShetlandJames 1 point2 points ago

what the fuck are we all doing with our lives

[–]Zafara1 -1 points0 points ago

Oh god. This thread is giving me an Existential crisis.

[–]Zaboodable -3 points-2 points ago

That ain't no frog, son.

[–]airbrat 0 points1 point ago

um...no

[–]N2tZ -1 points0 points ago

Even Hypnotoad isn't repost-proof

[–]A_British_Gentleman 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting sick and t- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[–]GiantBabyRambi -3 points-2 points ago

I'd rather upvote a hypno toad than upvote a pooping frog. Reading this back to myself, I'm not sure I believe myself and I am ashamed... in myself.

[–]Spudgunhimself -2 points-1 points ago

So... my reddit glitched and I was able to give you 50 upvotes. I call hax on Hypnotoad's part.

[–]uglysweaterboots 0 points1 point ago

As a person who is drunk, I upvote this. Not sure what I would do sober... But I'm drunk. So you have nothing to worry about.

[–]blisf 0 points1 point ago

I always upvote hypnotoad, because I think it's a bit like role playing. Its harmless fun.

[–]Jono_Drums94 -2 points-1 points ago

man, how did you think this would wor- ALL UPVOTES TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

[–]mage_g4 -2 points-1 points ago

I will most certainly not upvote you because you asked me-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

[–]chocolate_homunculus -4 points-3 points ago

Haha as if thats going to wo~ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[–]joe_archer -3 points-2 points ago

Hahah you're not getting my upvote that easil....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO ELIAVK.

[–]mattmann28 -4 points-3 points ago

Seems to be working well so far.

[–]zapadat -5 points-4 points ago

You know what, fuck caked...ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD