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What I do when someone asks me to hold their kid (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by KNGCMan
[–]ninjarxa 24 points25 points26 points 1 month ago
Its important to keep the ass and mouth of the child perpendicular to your body so in the event of any expulsion of matter it does not ruin your clothes.
[–]rockyrdh 5 points6 points7 points 1 month ago
I can't stop watching this and laughing.
[–]baconbitseggowaffles 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I just watched this about 15 times and cannot stop laughing. Seriously I'm like crying at my desk.
[–]lobaroja85 14 points15 points16 points 1 month ago
Joel McHale looks so hot here! lol
[–]DisenchantedIdealist 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
FTFY
[–]lobaroja85 -1 points0 points1 point 1 month ago
lol thanks
[–]funkyfox 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Seriously. Every day there is a new reason to love Joel McHale. This post is today's.
[–]alexandriaweb 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
If you add salad tongs then yep that's me!
[–]XsimonbelmontX 6 points7 points8 points 1 month ago
Definitely the appropriate response, but I really prefer not to have to handle the thing at all. I've grown quite adept at making myself look unappealing/threatening to parents looking to pawn their kids off on someone. All of my relatives and close (though not as close as before they decided to pump out a unit) friends with kids know not to even ask me. I have one picture of me from about 6 years ago holding my brother's kid when it was about 2 months old, and it is the most awkward image I have ever seen, of anything. I'm gripping it at arms' length, with this "Alright, enough. Someone take this." look on my face.
[–]LadleLadleGiraffe 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
I cross my arms over my chest and refuse to hold the baby. I have held two babies ever, probably totaling less than 20 minutes all together, and that's because I am a female and someone will always try to shove a new baby into my arms.
[–]jenchan13 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
Don't you hate that. Whenever there is a baby in tow at a social gathering it's an unspoken rule that all women in attendance must hold the baby. The looks on people's faces when I refuse and say "nope, I got a good look at it from over here." Priceless.
"Do you want to hold the baby?" "No, I'm good." "It's okay, you won't hurt it." "No, it's cool. I don't really want to." "Just hold it for a minute, it'll be okay."
[–]Screaming_Monkey 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Just the tip.
[–]LadleLadleGiraffe 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I'm Lactose intolerant!
[–]oli0202 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
And then when you finally crack and say yes/or they just shove it on you they leave you for a long ass time holding the thing.
[–]Screaming_Monkey 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Last time someone did that to me was about 6+ years ago. I was close enough to the person to not feel bad about freaking out. She made me hold the baby anyway. I held it tentatively at arms length, and boy was I glad when it was finally taken away from me.
[–]sbk8211 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
What's this from?
[–]rderekp 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
I know you hold poultry by the neck. That’s okay for human children too, right?
[–]donburi_girl 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
assisted baby yoga.
[–]JackShadow 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
What is this from? I can't stop Laughing!
[–]automatedresponse -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
that girl is hot.
[–]kucks 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Yeah, but she has a baby. Her babyness makes her hotness disappear.
[–]l0ve2h8urbs 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Thumbs up for a gif that is actually something I'd really do in the situation stated.
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