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[–]slimeham 5 points6 points ago

That's why I always make a point to remember the color of a girl's boobs too.

[–]euphamie[S] -1 points0 points ago

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar

[–]Sakabaka 1 point2 points ago

Or maybe he has excellent peripheral vision.

[–]euphamie[S] 0 points1 point ago

One can only hope.

[–]Tiktaky -2 points-1 points ago

Or the bitch kept saying "My eyes are up here" so you made a mental note to remember her eye colour so you could continue your breast gazing.

[–]euphamie[S] 0 points1 point ago

... Um I'm the "bitch" in this situation, not the dude

[–]Tiktaky -1 points0 points ago

Well, no your not, you have small boobs.

He is saying that to know a girls eye colour, you need to lack interest in her breasts. I am saying that there is a second reason, and that is because she wont let him look at her breasts.

This guy is obviously a douche if all he cares about is bust size, So if a woman tells him not too look at her breasts, he is going to label her a bitch.

I was trying to make a joke by taking on the douchey persona that this guy exhibited. and yes it is rude to many women. (but so is this man if he thinks it's appropriate to tell you your have small breasts) But the joke wasn't designed to make you the bitch, it was designed to let other women know that this man objectifies them too.

[–]euphamie[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh I see what you're saying, sorry for the confusion. I was a little puzzled by the "you made a mental note..." because I thought you were addressing me. Plus there were only two people being referenced in this post; me and my friend who was just fucking with me. So throwing a third party into the mix (the bitch) just added to my confusion.