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[–]asdfasdfvful 15 points16 points ago

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 3 points4 points ago

Good man.

[–]ieskimopie 5 points6 points ago

C&H don't like their comics to be posted with out sources

[–]asdfasdfvful 3 points4 points ago

*Cy&H, C&H is Calvin and Hobbes

[–]pablo_montoya 7 points8 points ago

Honestly i had to re read it about eight times 'cause I thought he vomited on the box

[–]Jiffy11 -1 points0 points ago

haha same!!!

[–]cdrthire 2 points3 points ago

Boxes full of independence!. GTFO.

[–]no_no_NO_okay -1 points0 points ago

you're ruining this comic for me :(

i've seen this reposted so many times...

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 0 points1 point ago

My parents should have done this.

[–]imsecretlyadog 0 points1 point ago

I will always upvote a Cyanide & Happiness comic.

[–]hattfatt -1 points0 points ago

Too close to home. That was my dad's present for me on my 19th birthday.

[–]Gonenutz -1 points0 points ago

My parents did this to me except it was when i graduated high school. They told me i had 48 hours to move out after graduation. Yay for being an adult!

[–]arroyobass -1 points0 points ago

Not even kidding. My parents did this. I got a stack of boxes and a nice suitcase!

[–]GovCartman 0 points1 point ago

That's my car. 1969 Olds Visa Cruser. It had 3 sun roofs, and a well behind the 3rd fold down seat to store a cooler filled with beer.

[–]Ghoulglum 0 points1 point ago

Parenting never stops.

[–]Elephant_on_Stilts -1 points0 points ago

I would say this is funny except my best friends 18th birthday (over a decade ago) his parents got him a suitcase and his dad gave him a card that said "get out." wait, that actually why this is funny!

edit: oh, his dad was joking they are a great family

[–]amp350 0 points1 point ago

I thought he vomited on it at first.

[–]ribbitboing 0 points1 point ago

For my 18th birthday my dad gave me a month of free rent. ...thanks, dad...

[–]anna57272 0 points1 point ago

I love this comic! My favorite thing about it is that it actually came out on my brother's 18th birthday!

[–]jamesismynamo 1 point2 points ago

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic.

screw you op

http://www.explosm.net/comics/2856/ (user asdfasdfvful posted it first)

[–]allowableearth -2 points-1 points ago

I was actually kicked out on my 18th birthday...

[–]skillasaurus707 -1 points0 points ago

Time to suicide.