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[–]brownycow 42 points43 points ago

This should be an unlockable character in Gears of War

[–]X019 19 points20 points ago

Have you looked at video games recently? When was the last time you saw unlockable anything? At best he would be DLC for $5.00.

[–]Khrevv 9 points10 points ago

This is true and it makes me sad.

[–]anEnglishman 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is he'll probably be on the disc already.

[–]muldoonx9 1 point2 points ago

In Gears of War 3, as you level up in multiplayer, you unlock character skins. Skins such as Baird and Cole from the earlier Gears games.

[–]LastRedCoat 11 points12 points ago

Realistic? So he doesn't actually think he'll be able to get beyond, or even reach infinity?

[–]quietstormx1 1 point2 points ago

realistic as in he will go beyond and even reach infinity.

[–]Lurker0001 0 points1 point ago

Realistic as in gritty reboot, and infinity is an existential metaphor for both the crisis of meaninglessness one often finds in the grind of life while encountering life-and-death situations on a regular basis, and for the inevitability of his own death, no matter how heroic his deeds. To infinity, and beyond, my friend.

[–]deepfryerdan 8 points9 points ago

[–]BrodyApproves 13 points14 points ago

Where's that squigly thing that's usually on his chin?

[–]justinsidebieber 22 points23 points ago

That would be his chin.

[–]BrodyApproves 2 points3 points ago

Mind-fuck right there.

[–]DBuckFactory 1 point2 points ago

I was going to say that he needs more chin. Also, more gruff looking. Harder face!

[–]killedtheoldme 7 points8 points ago

patrick warburton?

[–]artist9120 0 points1 point ago

Yes! He looks like the friggin Tick!

[–]HurricaneErickson 0 points1 point ago

I hope by Patrick Warburton you mean Tim Allen, the true Buzz Lightyear.

[–]SteezeWalrus 4 points5 points ago

Starcraft?

[–]clif_darwin 3 points4 points ago

He needs a bigger jaw.

[–]Drunken_Economist 3 points4 points ago

[–]motorsickle 0 points1 point ago

That's a thing?

I...I'm not clicking that.

[–]DOLTAS 2 points3 points ago

I can't be the only one who thought this isn't realistic at all, what with him being a toy and all.

[–]BuzzedLiteBeer 0 points1 point ago

it is my duty to comment here.

[–]ChazMcYardstein 2 points3 points ago

why does he have a unibrow? buzz lightyear would be practical enough to pluck those unwanted hairs...

[–]MidnightHands 0 points1 point ago

Shhh... The unibrow adds realism

[–]careeds3PO 3 points4 points ago

Shoulda used Tim Allen

[–]Danger-Moose 1 point2 points ago

[–]hobobum 2 points3 points ago

How many times has this been posted now? Stop please.

[–]sympathetic_comment 0 points1 point ago

Hell, it's about time.

[–]killerdead77 1 point2 points ago

If we think about it ...his spacesuit is actually pretty Technologic... I mean its a real piece of spacemancraft

[–]iCameToTravel 0 points1 point ago

Buzz needs a wax.

[–]JoeJoeBillyBob 0 points1 point ago

Needs a swirl on his chin

[–]theaggressivenapkin 0 points1 point ago

Abraham lincoln?

[–]greatestmanalive 0 points1 point ago

voiced by nolan north

[–]iamiamwhoami 0 points1 point ago

I'd infinity his beyond.

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

"Realistic" would be a visor that didn't hit the back of his head.

[–]099873 0 points1 point ago

Halo

[–]Zyrel 0 points1 point ago

it would look better if he had the pubic hair on his chin..

[–]TheBauhausCure 0 points1 point ago

Warhammer.

[–]Artyom2033 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the metal grille on the front of his suit means his helmet cant get a full seal, its not present on the toy version either. I'm disappointed in the lack of realism.

[–]Crayola13 1 point2 points ago

[–]Richiematt262 -1 points0 points ago

buzz rockin the monobrow

[–]FlippyDog 0 points1 point ago

can you show how you made this red light effects?

[–]drkitteh 0 points1 point ago

you want a piece of me boy?

[–]Justavian 0 points1 point ago

He looks Russian.

[–]whyworryjustwonder 0 points1 point ago

great textures!

[–]jennehjenneh 0 points1 point ago

really like the textures, nice work

[–]wanderso24 0 points1 point ago

Is there a source for this? I'd like to see if the artist has more. This is really cool.

[–]notJebBush 0 points1 point ago

I think Disney should release of fun cheesy space-sim with Buzz Lightyear as a protagonist. Just make the controls fun without too much complexity and it could work.

[–]StuporCollider 1 point2 points ago

[–]iDirtyDianaX 0 points1 point ago

Where is the pubic hair on his chin?

[–]PictoPlasma 0 points1 point ago

Why does he have a unibrow? Yuck.

[–]Calimariae 0 points1 point ago

Realistic Woody: http://imgur.com/88aQQ

[–]yuribotcake 0 points1 point ago

This pic is so old...

[–]Ikarus3426 1 point2 points ago

[–]commentsfromoriginal 0 points1 point ago

So tempted to post a picture of a dick and say 'Real-Life Woody' But I'm gaining self control.

[–]I_Say_Awesome_Sauce 0 points1 point ago

Someone should do a crossover between Buzz and a marine from Star craft

[–]dejerik 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else watch the Buzz lightyear spin off cartoon as a kid? I remember is being kind of awesome. Granted I was like 12 when it came out.

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

Cosmonaut.

[–]LokiRamos 1 point2 points ago

False: Buzz Lightyear was a fictional line of action figures, as such a "Realistic Buzz Lightyear" would still look very much like a toy.

[–]QualityEnforcer 0 points1 point ago

Link to a higher quality version of posted image:

90f3ed14d3fb3ad35cfd9a11f829e420.jpg (1920 x 1440)

[–]WesterlyStraight 0 points1 point ago

Thought there'd be more Dead Space fans, but this is what I thought of when i saw this Dead Space 2's Vintage Suit

[–]McSlurryHole -1 points0 points ago

wow, this is one of the oldest pictures on the internet.

[–]Khrevv 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen it before, and I'm older than the internet.

[–]fufai_ter 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this is one of the most useless comments on the Internet.

[–]McSlurryHole 0 points1 point ago

Mine or yours?

[–]Danger-Moose 1 point2 points ago

Let's not argue, both of your comments can be useless.

[–]fufai_ter 0 points1 point ago

Agreed.

[–]StellaMaroo 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Jessica Rabbit untooned.

ninja edit Also, here's Homer Simpson. A little scary.

[–]repost_radar_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]lolsail -1 points0 points ago

He needs to have a 1000 yard stare to cap it off.