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[–]gatsbygirl93 215 points216 points ago

your cute repost is cute.

[–]dionvc 13 points14 points ago

He could have at least ordered his own pizza and then took a picture. Maybe then we might have not noticed.

[–]sekyuritei 3 points4 points ago

I told those redditors to "stop fucking up reddit with reposts". They said, "we're gonna keep fucking up reddit with our fucking reposts!"

[–]half_true 20 points21 points ago

well, at lest it looks like he put the caption on it from this post.

edit: i accidentally a word

[–]DallasJones 18 points19 points ago

That was the most confusing thing I've read all day.

[–]MisterWonka 9 points10 points ago

That "sentence" hurt my brain to read.

[–]Convert_to_Metal 0 points1 point ago

but.. I tineyed it and nothing came back... WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME TINEYE.

[–]tawke 0 points1 point ago

And so my reposting experience begins

[–]stavanger 0 points1 point ago

Wow. That fact just broke my laughing streak along with my heart :'(

[–]blamenixon 1 point2 points ago

[–]nathanfury 63 points64 points ago

this post is old and you should feel old

[–]skyrimnerd 31 points32 points ago

I call reposting this next week.

[–]MrMoustachio 4 points5 points ago

Are we taking numbers? I got next after you.

[–]cocainfancy 70 points71 points ago

OP IS A FAG

[–]evoken1 35 points36 points ago

[–]blamenixon 7 points8 points ago

full of fucking win. saved for undoubted over-use in the future

[–]gatsbygirl93 0 points1 point ago

Made my fucking morning. Sir, I thank you. Have an upvote <3

[–]gettheboom 6 points7 points ago

DAMNIT! I came here just to tell OP he is a fag. You win this round, sir.

[–]blamenixon 3 points4 points ago

go ahead, you'll still feel better

[–]mookstar1 6 points7 points ago

Joined Reddit a lil over a month ago. This was one of the first posts i saw. You thieving son of a bitch.

[–]terminal_velocity 7 points8 points ago

I hope you get raped by a gorilla with herpes

[–]The_dog_says 12 points13 points ago

you reposted it and put the title as the captions. >_<

[–]FunnyFazer 19 points20 points ago

Oh my, that was almost better the second time I saw that.

[–]dionvc 1 point2 points ago

Third time's a charm?

[–]KyleAndrus17 3 points4 points ago

[–]EightySixxed 18 points19 points ago

Epic Meal Time would use that pizza as a pizza topping.

[–]westchickencoop 10 points11 points ago

Repost

ಠ_ಠ

[–]spaceman89 8 points9 points ago

This isn't even an old fucking repost. Reddit is dying.

[–]gatsbygirl93 0 points1 point ago

Happy cake day :D <3

[–]lth5015 4 points5 points ago

[–]HerbalCamel 4 points5 points ago

fuck this REPOST got 100x more karma than i have overall :( i hate reddit sometimes

[–]ChocolateMunkay 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel. But really this is fucking pathetic. I hate reposts, but even infinitely more when people claim things as their own. This is blatant karma whoring...

[–]TheLemonKing 3 points4 points ago

Goddamnit, someone get the real OP in here!

[–]thepinche 3 points4 points ago

Nice repost you got there.

[–]jesuisaware 4 points5 points ago

REPO the REPOST

[–]Garrett52789 -1 points0 points ago

Haha.. Yep. Every time..

[–]ObliviousDerpMaster 0 points1 point ago

I don't.

[–]Trollatio_Caine -1 points0 points ago

I read all of that in the voice of Jesse Pinkman.

[–]Xtreme05 0 points1 point ago

Repost. I want source. I've seen this picture before. But I would love to know where that pizza came from.

[–]Chrypnkaplblsmwt 0 points1 point ago

I thought I'd won this argument before:

yeah, i'm hoping for more karma, too

I mean, OP is a fag.......?

[–]Devon302 0 points1 point ago

I don't like a little bacon. I like a lot of bacon

[–]Face_of_reddit 0 points1 point ago

This isn't even a repost from another source, this is literally a repost FROM reddit. How the FUCK did this get 500 upvotes and frontpage?

[–]vucko69 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin halarious

[–]nastybacon 1 point2 points ago

This pic is so old, that bacon would have gone real nasty by now!

[–]mockjiggah 0 points1 point ago

Just give me all the bacon [...] you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon [...]." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon [...] you have". Do you understand?

[–]Jaws666 0 points1 point ago

What is it with white boys talking like niggers?

Whats the attraction? You want to be poor and discriminated against?

[–]Dolewhip 0 points1 point ago

Ah bacon. The hipsters favorite way to cover up shitty cooking skills.

[–]reneepussman 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!!!!!

[–]Kinishra22 0 points1 point ago

Looks delicious!

[–]Brumeh 0 points1 point ago

BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Stomo 0 points1 point ago

it kinda needed more bacon

[–]AWSOMAE 0 points1 point ago

Lame repost is lame.

[–]Imp-ossible 0 points1 point ago

Lel, use a picture that someone else posted then add some text to it xDDDD lololol surely this counts as original content xDDD lelelelolool hahah awesome free points that mean nothing XDD should add some le in there and some horribly used memes and then it will surely get 10x as much karma

[–]Colin03129 -2 points-1 points ago

Vegans. Seriously fuck bacon. EDIT: I just figured out why I'm getting downvotes. I accidentally a comma.

[–]fodets -1 points0 points ago

Who doesn't like a little repost?

[–]MrMoustachio 5 points6 points ago

ME. I FUCKING HATE THEM.

[–]fodets 1 point2 points ago

Who doesn't like a little sarcasm? you fucking idiots!?!

[–]GratefulT -3 points-2 points ago

Better have gave a hell of a tip

[–]ginger_spoon 0 points1 point ago

Just the tip?

Edit: I don't understand Reddit. One moment I get a couple of up votes and the next they're gone.

[–]GratefulT -4 points-3 points ago

Guess I should have seen that coming..... Damn I keep setting myself up....

[–]Jeroknite -4 points-3 points ago

That looks fucking tasty.

[–]JLRD4L -3 points-2 points ago

New to me and fucking hilarious.

[–]CGord -2 points-1 points ago

Foodgasm.

HNNNNGGGHHHHHH

[–]nimitch -2 points-1 points ago

Mmmm,...that much bacon deserves at least an upvote. I'd try to vote again if they were extra crispy!

[–]Dr_Eastman -1 points0 points ago

[–]Jacobthetroll -1 points0 points ago

Argument Fallacy, comparing two different things as if they are the same ignoring the fact that they are not the same. Also you're poop.

[–]calebnf -5 points-4 points ago

Does it come with a side of double-bypass?

[–]captlazarus -5 points-4 points ago

I peed a lil laughing. Thank you sir.

[–]foomantoo -3 points-2 points ago

He was talking about you, not the pizza. You know, if it actually happened.

[–]PaullyDee19 -2 points-1 points ago

You gonna fuck that bitch up with bacon? Oh yah, I'm gonna fuck the shit outta that bitch with bacon.

[–]R88SHUN -2 points-1 points ago

Most of the world, actually. That's ok, more for us.

[–]bobadeity -3 points-2 points ago

Hey guys, lets stop commenting and upvoting and helping this reposting son of a bitch get on the front page...

I'm sorry Saxfiend, it made me laugh both times, and I love bacon...I'm sorry I was so mean. (though I may kinda sorta want you to burn in hell).

(sorry)

[–]raider918 -3 points-2 points ago

That right there, thats a lot of bacon.

[–]idooces -3 points-2 points ago

Want to downvote for blatant repost, can't because of love for bacon.

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[–]blamenixon -1 points0 points ago

downvote

[–]asldkfououhe -2 points-1 points ago

can still see cheese

not murdered

[–]CarrionBeetle -3 points-2 points ago

raises hand

[–]PaullyDee19 -1 points0 points ago

Gets fucking downvoted immediately

[–]aliph 0 points1 point ago

Paully D

ಠ_ಠ

You're a bigger faggot than OP.