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[–]Capitan_Amazing 319 points320 points ago

I demand a gif of this dog sliding across a hardwood floor.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 228 points229 points ago

[–]BreutFawce 139 points140 points ago

I love the way he's like "Woop! Hahah, that was embarrassing... haha... hah... Ahh, fuck this."

[–]dee_dop 34 points35 points ago

Re-watched with your commentary: no regrets

[–]Twangmaster 371 points372 points ago

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 78 points79 points ago

Use the floors Obi-Wan!

[–]nerdmeister 19 points20 points ago

best gif thus far

[–]The_Doctor_00 41 points42 points ago

This gif reminds me of the robot Big Dog slipping that was developed a while back.

[–]Domaurefilla 62 points63 points ago

This thing will always creep the shit out of me.

[–]karmojo 6 points7 points ago

Everytime I see it, I get reminded that this is the dawn of a new era, the uber-robot era! Just imagine robot dinosaurs! Fairly the same but more dangerous!

[–]IndieGamerRid 2 points3 points ago

[–]The_Doctor_00 7 points8 points ago

It creeps me out because it reminds me so much of Metal Gear...

[–]ZenGenX 4 points5 points ago

Is this real? If so then holy shit its ability to right itself is amazing. The robot apocalypse is upon us!

[–]CaptainKate757 1 point2 points ago

Check this one out Bigger and more agile than Big Dog, yet just as terrifying!

[–]nolemonnomelon 26 points27 points ago

I don't know why, but no gif has ever made me laugh as hard as that one.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 17 points18 points ago

He looks like a Power Ranger who left his boots on.

[–]karmojo 53 points54 points ago

I see your favourite and raise you mine.

[–]silenc3x 22 points23 points ago

I see your favorite and his favorite but now I raise you mine.

[–]gizza 6 points7 points ago

I love how he just stares at it for a while as if contemplating whether or not it will be worth the effort.

[–]mrlargefoot 0 points1 point ago

This. This is the one i was waiting for. He sees the biscuit and is like: "You sunova..."

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 27 points28 points ago

Oh God that was fucking ADORABLE.

[–]silenc3x 10 points11 points ago

I love the tap dancing sound that the dog makes as it attempts to walk.

[–]roland19d 8 points9 points ago

Hands down, funniest goddamn thing I've seen today.

[–]wuku 10 points11 points ago

don't think dog's can be embarrassed, he's more like "what the fuck I can't walk asshole"

[–]rocketshipotter 2 points3 points ago

That's the most adorable dog I've ever seen. What breed is that? I get so mixed up with all of the breeds with flat faces.

[–]Anam_Cara 2 points3 points ago

It's a pug. To be fair, their faces aren't completely flat, and his globetrotter high-tops and pimp spaceman walk make up for everything he lacks nasally.

[–]IamPegasus 2 points3 points ago

I think it might be a puggle? We had one named Willis that looked just this little guy

[–]xorg112 2 points3 points ago

I like the translation more

[–]stonedeng 7 points8 points ago

"Hey how's it goi-ahckgkfff. Well... Hmm... I'll just leave now."

[–]rachel89 2 points3 points ago

My bad day is now a little better, thanks.

[–]Fajitasizzle 3 points4 points ago

I think this is the hardest I've laughed at something on Reddit.

Thank you.

[–]chickenmelon 7 points8 points ago

Ahhh, the ball baggins delivers.

[–]iRape4Sport 88 points89 points ago

Will this cat satisfy you?

[–]fantompwer 17 points18 points ago

This is the .gif I was hoping for.

[–]golf-wang 7 points8 points ago

KITTEN MITTENS

[–]Snickits 31 points32 points ago

An animal thats allergic to grass....thats a new one

[–]Thjoth 21 points22 points ago

I'm just wondering how this works. It's a trait that you would expect to have been selected out of the population eons ago.

[–]Salasiri 34 points35 points ago

It would have been, if we allowed natural selection to take place. But we don't. We've been breeding dogs for centuries. That's why we have a bunch of breeds that have all these health problems right off the bat (scoliosis, joint problems, some have their stomachs twist inside of them, maybe someone else has a better list?).

Basically this resulted in a bunch of dogs that looked good/did their roles admirably (e.g. bulldogs were good stout fighting dogs and have short necks that are hard to break in a scuffle), but had numerous other vulnerabilities/defects that would have put them at a disadvantage if they were to live in the wild without a human pack.

[–]CognitoCon 18 points19 points ago

Recessive genes, new mutations, etc. mean that it can still occur.

[–]tlvaski 10 points11 points ago

Some people are allergic to strange stuff. It's just a birth defect, most likely.

[–]PoonSmasher9002 60 points61 points ago

That dog looks like a cholo on Easter

[–]JustForCancer 54 points55 points ago

You. I'm pregnant and laughed so hard I peed myself a little.

No one makes me pee my own pee!

[–]crm7290 37 points38 points ago

^

This ones got a surprise coming when her water breaks

[–]HurricaneHugo 7 points8 points ago

As a cholo I can confirm this.

[–]Lebowski_ 7 points8 points ago

Can you please explain this?

[–]PoonSmasher9002 6 points7 points ago

Cholos put on their nice high socks for the sacred Easter holiday

[–]SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE 3 points4 points ago

It's a shame most won't get this... oh god my face hurts from laughing...

[–]DreamKlock 102 points103 points ago

I think I laughed a little too hard at that. It's cute... Does she walk funny while in them?

[–]joe-rel[S] 125 points126 points ago

Nope. She doesn't mind them at all. She limps without them because she has sores on her feet. My girlfriend bought toddler socks and keeps them on with a hair tie.

[–]fezzikola 15 points16 points ago

Of course not, most dogs don't get to strut around with knee-highs on.

[–]sugarfalls4eva 13 points14 points ago

Could it be the pesticides on the grass and not the grass itself? If I sit in the wrong field.. My legs get red and itchy. Toxic lawns =[

[–]joe-rel[S] 7 points8 points ago

They don't use pesticides on their lawn. She has contact dermatitis, the local vet says she's seen a lot of cases this year.

[–]Woolio 2 points3 points ago

Sure those aren't chiggers, or just your legs being sliced up by the grass?

[–]NerdBot9000 23 points24 points ago

As an allergy sufferer, I completely sympathize with this dog.

[–]sinfulcolors 17 points18 points ago

That'd be a pain to put on every time she wanted to go outside though

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 185 points186 points ago

If it meant preventing my dog from being in pain every time it went outside, I would gladly put up with the pain of putting its socks on.

[–]murrdith16 19 points20 points ago

I like you dildo_ball_baggins

[–]thelegore 11 points12 points ago

You sound like a good person.

[–]notreallyswiss 9 points10 points ago

I can't decide who I ilke more...dildo_ball_baggins or I_pee_in_coke.

[–]I_pee_in_coke 38 points39 points ago

You, I like you.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

Yes, he's such a hero telling the internet he would put socks on his dog.

[–]BoringUsername1 28 points29 points ago

She limps without them because she has sores on her feet.

It seems as though they are on all the time.

[–]werferofflammen 98 points99 points ago

Kitten Mittens!

[–]DeathToPennies 28 points29 points ago

I wish Charlie Day would do more movies. I loved him in Horrible Bosses.

[–]BlackZeppelin 2 points3 points ago

He's done some smaller independent movies. I just hope he doesn't get type casted as a "Charlie Kelley".

[–]sjh981 17 points18 points ago

[–]magicbeerbelly 2 points3 points ago

Does your cat make too much noise all the time?

FTFY

[–]LastRedCoat 3 points4 points ago

Pooch Pantyhose?

[–]MadDannyBear 5 points6 points ago

Lassie Leggings.

[–]unladenswallow 2 points3 points ago

think there's no solution? YOU'RE SO STUPID

[–]DoorMarkedPirate 2 points3 points ago

Finally paying off...for a while I thought dick towel would rake in all the money, especially after it paid for the shrimp/power/houseboat.

[–]seergod 13 points14 points ago

Looks like every dog in Skyrim

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

ARF

ARF ARF

ARF

ARF ARF ARF

ARF

ARF

I hope there's a mod out there to muzzle the dog companion, I would like to use him.

[–]03Titanium 4 points5 points ago

I accidentally killed the dog and was sorta relieved it was actually an accident. That stupid dog just lies down in fucking doorways. Worse than Lydia. I only keep Lydia because she was a gift and it would be rude not to keep her. Although she has been missing lately. Ohwell makes the brotherhood missions easier for now.

[–]NotAPie 4 points5 points ago

Before I found out everyone loved Lydia, I sacrificed her. I don't know why but I feel like having companions almost hinders me. Which annoys me because I feel like I'm missing out.

[–]Thjoth 10 points11 points ago

I just ditch them in one of my houses. Sometimes I set up elaborate traps for them, like using the console to spawn 25 bears and locking them in a room together, or burying them in thousands of loaves of bread.

[–]workingalot 11 points12 points ago

Those traps don't sound too elaborate...

[–]bleachmartini 63 points64 points ago

Came for this wasn't here, so I'm putting it here.

[–]brutishbloodgod 8 points9 points ago

Whenever I see a dogs-with-socks post anymore I don't even look at it, I just jump to the comics to find this. It's literally my favorite thing on the internet. I don't keep a saved copy so it'll still be special when I come across it. On an unrelated topic, I just now realized how sad my life is. Fortunately, I know can click on the above and get at least a good half hour of giggly respite.

[–]mulletman13 10 points11 points ago

Thank you. Came in looking for this.

[–]kangy3 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. I came in this.

[–]Lanza21 4 points5 points ago

That was the cutest thing I've ever seen...

[–]joshcryer 2 points3 points ago

Haha, man, I cracked up. Thanks for that (new to me). :D

[–]meiguess 18 points19 points ago

Lieutenant Dan! you got new legs!

[–]TazerSquid 9 points10 points ago

She has an Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" thing going.

[–]OnionShew 5 points6 points ago

But isn't there still the danger of her rolling around in the grass?

[–]haiku_robot 4 points5 points ago

But isn't there still 
the danger of her rolling 
around in the grass?

[–]OnionShew 4 points5 points ago

I totally planned that out.

[–]joe-rel[S] 2 points3 points ago

no way!!! Haiku Robot made an appearance in my Reddit topic

[–]jasperstocker 6 points7 points ago

What breed of dog is she?

[–]HydrogenxPi 18 points19 points ago

I love bitches in thigh-highs.

[–]Jabullz 6 points7 points ago

Worst. Possible. Dog. Allergy. Ever.

[–]neightdog 0 points1 point ago

srsly, a dog... allergic to, um, grass? like really? that is something i just read? my brain just assploed

[–]offconstantly 13 points14 points ago

[–]helmethair1 2 points3 points ago

Man, I should invent an allergy to give me a reason to dress my cats up. Anyways, dog is cute :) too bad she is allergic to grass, it is so fun to run and lay down in.... and I am human.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

My cat is allergic to looking un-fabulous! SEQUINS FOR EVERYONE

[–]WiseCynic 1 point2 points ago

Nice of her to lend her special socks to the dog.

:o)

[–]mozellatirebox 3 points4 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/RHcP5.jpg The first thing I thought of.

[–]valereea93 2 points3 points ago

As someone who is allergic to grass, I feel the dogs pain and sorrow

[–]Isuhydro 14 points15 points ago

Holy crap, I'm pretty sure your dog is related to my dog --> http://mediafetch.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/charlie-and-sock-dog/

[–]entbeard 7 points8 points ago

Evolution is gonna be pissed.

[–]snowpony 2 points3 points ago

Cute. My friend had a lab that was allergic to grass as well. What a sad affliction for a friggin dog! It's like their JOB to sniff and roll in the grass :(

P.S. She was able to give him medication that helped immensely.....

[–]timothygruich 4 points5 points ago

...THEY HAD ONE JOB.

[–]PANDAemic 2 points3 points ago

Post this on r/aww for twice the karma!

Alternately, wait a day or two and repost it. That'll work too.

[–]Lgreaves732 5 points6 points ago

Mama said they were my special socks.

[–]Powder-monkey 3 points4 points ago

I'm glad she cares, a lot of people have dogs with allergies, and never notice despite constant licking at sores on their toes.

[–]JacobMcMurtry 5 points6 points ago

That's like a car being allergic to pavement......if that were possible. Poor dog.

[–]Chaesonian 0 points1 point ago

No idea how she keeps the dog from ripping them right off. First thing my dog would do is gnaw the shit out of those socks.

[–]Lemina 1 point2 points ago

I feel for you. We had a dog that was allergic to grass, and it didn't matter what we tried - socks, medication, sprays - she would bite at her feet until they bled. I guess they have glands in their paws that swell and itch when they have allergies. She had to wear one of those surgical cones all summer, and she still managed to chew on her feet :(

[–]Shinwaokami 1 point2 points ago

I hate my life is the only expression I can read on this dog's face.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Grass allergies has to be one of the most depressing ailments I've ever witnessed a dog have. And I work at an animal hospital. I see some pretty sad shit.

[–]bio_lol_gist 1 point2 points ago

"OK you can take a pic of me in my Go-Go boots, but you have to promise that you won't post it on the internet!!"

-Dog

[–]Dirtpig 1 point2 points ago

I had no idea that this was possible. The more you know. Thanks.

[–]Abra-Used-Teleport 2 points3 points ago

My Basset is allergic to grass. Its bad because he is so low to the ground, so his tummy gets inflamed.

[–]killersquash 1 point2 points ago

What if it lays down?

[–]grangry 1 point2 points ago

this is the saddest/ cutest thing i've ever seen.

[–]fat_clown 2 points3 points ago

And they are, indeed, "special".

[–]chrisgrizle 2 points3 points ago

A dog allergic to grass is like a penis allergic to pussy...

[–]HippopotamusPrime 2 points3 points ago

She's not allergic to grass at all is she, you just have hardwood floors and a good laugh....cruel bastard.

[–]sirlofty 2 points3 points ago

Lies. You don't have a girlfriend. This is your dog. You put socks on your dog.

[–]Roomy 2 points3 points ago

Please oh PLEASE tell me she named her dog "Socks". And then you train the dog to do a trick. When you say "show me your socks", the dog gets up on it's hind legs and puts it's paws up. And everyone goes "awwwwwww".

I've wanted to live that scenario for decades now.

[–]joe-rel[S] 2 points3 points ago

I have a new mission in life after reading this.

[–]mtfr 6 points7 points ago

From the makers of Kitten MittensTM

[–]Claypool2112 4 points5 points ago

Kitten MittonsTM

FTFY

[–]thetoughtruth 3 points4 points ago

Somewhere the is a veterinarian laughing his ass off about you.....

"and then I told them their dog was allergic to grass! ROFL"

[–]MrJoz 2 points3 points ago

Hate to break it to you, but those are regular ole dog socks.

[–]Lunares 2 points3 points ago

What happens if the dog tries to roll over or something?

[–]Punchturtles 1 point2 points ago

Her dog is a Diva!

[–]ubdub 0 points1 point ago

Wait a sec.... Why isn't my foot scratching my tummy?

[–]ainesey 0 points1 point ago

this is too precious

[–]hylty 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or does it look like she's standing on her tippy-toes in these socks?

[–]BigNacho 1 point2 points ago

Worst. Allergy. Ever.

[–]sunbear0326 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, well i hope she can get cured some day with shots.

[–]razoRamone31 1 point2 points ago

I pass on grass

[–]ufocat 1 point2 points ago

first world dog problems

[–]compleKCity -1 points0 points ago

This is absolutely kaaaiiiiyute.

[–]ashleiza 0 points1 point ago

This is so precious.

[–]tjflay 0 points1 point ago

What about the rest of her body?

[–]lickNstick 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way to hard at this.... iam sorry :(

[–]yanktoast 1 point2 points ago

They could at least be BLACK, you monster! :)

[–]hawkwings 0 points1 point ago

Does this mean that the dog has to get dressed to poop? That would be a bit of a pain.

[–]TheJackalope231 1 point2 points ago

So what happens when she needs to poop? I guess she doesn't get to do the butt-scooting thing, huh?

[–]TheTruthisSpoken 1 point2 points ago

This is really funny and makes me sad at the same time :/

[–]chickenmelon 0 points1 point ago

Uhhhhhhh.... Aww?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Why does he remind me of Michael Cera?

[–]timothygruich 0 points1 point ago

Mmm... dat disposition

[–]IAmAtomato 1 point2 points ago

That is silly.

[–]cjicantlie -1 points0 points ago

This should have been posted on /r/WTF.

[–]whispertoke 0 points1 point ago

Hilariously first world

[–]snatchbeast 0 points1 point ago

Aw, that's stinkin' adorable

[–]second-last-mohican 0 points1 point ago

Try these, http://realdog.co.nz/index.php?pr=Booties i have the codura ones as i run my malamute on 16km gravel a day.. They do worldwide shipping.

[–]elquago 0 points1 point ago

BITCH IM FABULOUS

[–]boriswong -1 points0 points ago

I'd swear I've seen this dog in a movie....The Labyrinth?

wait why did I swear?

sigh

[–]kalishaz 0 points1 point ago

Looks like go-go boots!

These boots are made for walkies!

[–]grouch1980 1 point2 points ago

That is no way to live.

[–]arp0007 0 points1 point ago

I feel this dog's pain. For, I am allergic to grass as well.. tis a sad pitiful life..

[–]snowball17 0 points1 point ago

Awww... poor puppy!

[–]Jabuuty671 0 points1 point ago

Condoms.

[–]benama 1 point2 points ago

MY BRAND

[–]FugglyMuffinz -1 points0 points ago

This dog makes all the other dogs go WOMMP!!

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

Flaunting those sexy thighs highs. Emma Stone has some competition I see.

[–]setauket 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]5JACKHOFF5 -1 points0 points ago

kawaii

[–]tree_D 0 points1 point ago

Dogs: they can be awesome and cute at the same time

[–]PalmerKid 0 points1 point ago

I know a man whose wife was allergic to almost everything green. He paved their front yard with concrete and painted it green in the summer and brown in the winter.

[–]Bluko 0 points1 point ago

Is that a Bearded Collie?

[–]SupperZombie -1 points0 points ago

hmmm... did you buy these ??

kitten mittens

[–]ConspiracyNutt 0 points1 point ago

i feel an allergy to grass should be pretty detrimental to a dog.

[–]isaac9092 0 points1 point ago

Dog.......allergic.......to grass........ ಠ_ಠ is this new?

[–]TChuff 0 points1 point ago

Legit question. Does the dog go to the bathroom in a box with kitty litter or have you created a rock garden outside for her to use? Are you using the socks for the bathroom?

[–]pixelharmony 1 point2 points ago

What happens when the dog touches grass?

[–]serramg 0 points1 point ago

There are little things in life that bring me pleasure, such as a dog in its allergy socks.

[–]i_like_salad 0 points1 point ago

Dr Seuss dog if I've ever seen one.

[–]SUPERsharpcheddar 1 point2 points ago

a dog that is allergic to grass. There is no god.

[–]BottomsMU 1 point2 points ago

What breed ya got thur

[–]gogoplata91 0 points1 point ago

...So, it's basically a cat.

[–]DukeSpraynard 0 points1 point ago

[–]elmonoenano 0 points1 point ago

Do other dogs think she's easy b/c she's wearing thigh highs?

[–]antoe666 -1 points0 points ago

EDIT* My girlfriends dog is allergic to grass... these are my dads socks

[–]Strychnine1 0 points1 point ago

a dog allergic to grass? my mind is full of fukk! Ô_o

[–]Stazmaster 0 points1 point ago

She looks more excited than she should be. Poor thing.

[–]wudaddy 0 points1 point ago

A dog that is allergic to grass sounds like a animal fail.

[–]TheSanfox 0 points1 point ago

Does your girlfriend drink Starbucks?

[–]littlefishies 0 points1 point ago

What if she decides to roll around in the grass?

[–]downvotesmakemehard 0 points1 point ago

GIRLFRIEND'S

[–]Jagodka 1 point2 points ago

TIL dogs have special socks. What are they called?

[–]joe-rel[S] 2 points3 points ago

they're just toddler socks held up with hair ties.

[–]acosmichippo 0 points1 point ago

hmm... no grass stains...

[–]inthestudy 0 points1 point ago

Was having the worst night, and then I saw this. Thank you. :D

[–]wbj007 0 points1 point ago

This has to be a first for me at least, never heard of a dog allergic to such a common thing. She looks cute as anything though, socks or no socks!

[–]teacoopz 1 point2 points ago

HAHAHAHAH.

[–]TomTheNurse -1 points0 points ago

ITT, many people have utterly no clue what an allergic response is on a physiologic level.

[–]leanzhan -1 points0 points ago

You should buy shoes for her....otherwise, washing socks is a hard thing....LOl....

[–]DevinTheGrand -1 points0 points ago

What is the point of a dog that is allergic to grass?