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[–]Tonytarium 84 points85 points ago

Oh man, they showed Forrest Gump on TV yesterday, i thought i would just sit for a second and watch a bit in between dishes. Nope, watched the whole thing and neglected the dishes, and i still fucking cried like always. What a Glorious, Glorious movie.

[–]coffeemug20 4 points5 points ago

The sound track is incredible too.

[–]Twofer 1 point2 points ago

Got me into Skynyrd.

[–]wheels52095 2 points3 points ago

same thing happened to me... Forrest Gump is like reddit. One can never get out...

[–]Nixons_BACK 1 point2 points ago

Can we find more like it!?

[–]yunolisten 1 point2 points ago

Me and my cousin used to joke about never studying while Forest Gump was on TV.

That movie grabs you by the balls and won't let go until the very end.

[–]ginger_lover 42 points43 points ago

Every time I eat ice cream I say

Lootenant daannn.. ice creeeeeaam

I'm the only one who ever finds it amusing

[–]nirvanianlaughs 11 points12 points ago

Nope, not the only one.

[–]bonedead 3 points4 points ago

ICE CRAME!

[–]mypinkyhurts 2 points3 points ago

Every time someone sees my dad's boat he says "That's mah baot." He doesn't crash it though.

[–]TheJanks 0 points1 point ago

After seeing Steve Brule, I no longer know the word "Boat".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3CMsZYZ3_o

NOPE. STAY ON THE BROAT.

[–]Raptor_007 1 point2 points ago

You and I should be friends.

[–]ginger_lover 1 point2 points ago

Are you in Austin?

[–]Raptor_007 0 points1 point ago

Fort Worth, actually. I love Austin and get to travel to our Austin office now and then for a day or two.

[–]LeazZ 0 points1 point ago

I used to have a friend who did this. Your name wouldn't happen to be Steve, would it?

[–]ginger_lover 0 points1 point ago

nerp

[–]JessicaMaple 8 points9 points ago

But, the best part is when he takes the ice cream and shoves it into the bedpan!

[–]I_am_thirsty 6 points7 points ago

There's a local hardcore metal band from my home town called "Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon". Every song title is a line from the movie. Their number one song is "Lieutenant Dan, Ice Cream".

[–]the_second 3 points4 points ago

a local hardcore metal band

As Johan Hegg from Amon Amarth often says: "It doesn‘t matter if you don‘t know the lyrics. It‘s Death Metal and nobody understands anyway."

[–]Crumbford 0 points1 point ago

I need to hear this glorious music.

[–]ennui_delphian 50 points51 points ago

I hate these gifs. Seriously do all the frames or just make it a picture. People saying the last two words of a sentence with the full sentence written below it is just retarded.

[–]uhuya 4 points5 points ago

Yes, thank you for asking.

[–]thesarahgreen 4 points5 points ago

Finally!!!! I yell this all the time!!!

[–]Mavricks 2 points3 points ago

It is impossible not to read this in forest's voice.

[–]patron_saint_of_NOPE 2 points3 points ago

It's still been a bad day, but you made me laugh at the end of it.

[–]SBCrystal 2 points3 points ago

Hahaha, the best thing is that my boyfriend's name is Daniel, so when I ask him to get me icecream I usually use these quotes. ICE CREAAAM!

[–]flamingbiskuet 2 points3 points ago

If you watch it long enough he yells fuck you

[–]soulknight56 1 point2 points ago

If you watch for long enough he says gullible.

[–]Dyztopian 0 points1 point ago

Not anymore!

[–]epliFe 0 points1 point ago

aaah yess ice cream

[–]raubana 0 points1 point ago

Awww you! You just made my day :D

[–]CallMeAnEngineer 0 points1 point ago

Every time this movie comes on I kiss all my planned activites goodbye and pop some popcorn. Resistance is futile.

[–]ItzDizaster 0 points1 point ago

Totally cheered me up after a hard, trying day at work. Thanks! :)

[–]springbreaksal 0 points1 point ago

this movie was on tv twice this week! so no I'm not having a bad day, I'm having a great week !

[–]mrmyxlplyx 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, but I'm lactose intolerant.

[–]dcbouf 0 points1 point ago

I love how I posted the same exact thing and almost the same comment and got only 1 downvote...WHY????!! But then I got some ice cream and had a good day.

[–]ToMockAKillingBird90 0 points1 point ago

This made my entire day simply wonderful. :]

[–]pleasantd83 0 points1 point ago

Just hearing that line in my head made me laugh and distracted me from Chik-fil-A for a whole minute!

[–]Tom35 0 points1 point ago

I love Forest Gump, it beats the shit out of any movie today.

[–]hopeful_toker 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't having a bad day, but you just turned it into a good one!

[–]FalseAlarmEveryone 0 points1 point ago

But you don't got no legs, lieutenant Dan!

[–]Lhabs 1 point2 points ago

In my opinion Tom Hanks is one of the greatest actors of all time if not THE greatest actor of all time

[–]110110 0 points1 point ago

I work with a Lieutenant, and his name is Dan. We are enjoying this for as long as he is a Lieutenant.

[–]sjbock3 0 points1 point ago

Im getting my wisdom teeth pulled. I want forrest next to me!

[–]AmishSlayer 0 points1 point ago

The more I watch it, the better it gets :)

[–]snutr 0 points1 point ago

Good by Lt. Dan! Now you can have ice cream in heaven! I'll see you tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!

[–]larson92 0 points1 point ago

I would actually love to have someone who thought the world of me offer me ice cream.

[–]nation15 -1 points0 points ago

I'll upvote you but you don't deserve it.

[–]ZOMGitsRadimus[S] 2 points3 points ago

You're just jealous.

[–]Fateslastwarrior -2 points-1 points ago

Iv never seen forest gump.. and came to the comments to see what movie this is from..

[–]YesYouIdiot 2 points3 points ago

Get the fuck out of culture.