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Every Time I Try To Get Off The Phone With My Mom (imgur.com)

submitted ago by wichitafalls

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[–]madamewaffles 11 points12 points ago

"Mom... mom... mom seriously... mom, I gotta go... MOM!"

[–]givesnoshits 7 points8 points ago

Every single time. I don't know if you've moved out of your parents' house yet, but it gets worse once you do.

[–]Ender9 0 points1 point ago

He has.

[–]thetruthteller 0 points1 point ago

i want to hear more about this.

[–]MrKrazybones 3 points4 points ago

I dont want link karma so Ill do my own 'but wait there's more' here...
"Everytime I tell myself one more page of Reddit, then I go to bed"

[–]pidgeonwat 7 points8 points ago

I Fucking Hate It When People Capitalize Every Word Like This.

[–]tombomberzorz 10 points11 points ago

In the title it's ok because the way English works.

[–]Insideoutwards 4 points5 points ago

Magic.

[–]kap77 1 point2 points ago

"Every Time I Try to Get Off the Phone with my Mom" would be correct in that case, no?

[–]CrudCow 1 point2 points ago

sO wE mEET aGAIN, cAPTAIN cAPITAL. My favorite response to this situation

[–]wichitafalls[S] 0 points1 point ago

cool brah. this better?

[–]GlennBecksChalkboard 0 points1 point ago

Oh, and the good old teasing "i guess that's it" followed by a "well, have a nice week(end)" and then the follow up with another 10 minutes or so of stuff they just remembered...

[–]1234ape 0 points1 point ago

How mad do you think I am at you son?!....DON'T ANSWER YET!

[–]koalao 0 points1 point ago

At least it's better than her hanging up and then calling back 10 times in a row because she forgot to say something else. Drives me crazy!

[–]Speed_Bump 0 points1 point ago

About an hour ago I had a conversation with a friend who says these days his 90 year old mom will only stay on the phone with him for about 5 minutes before she says good bye. When I said something about not being able to get off the phone with my parent he said he now actually misses that.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

if your mom is like Billy Mays then you must be a twin.

[–]babyeatingdingoes -1 points0 points ago

my mum called me the day after to wish me happy birthday. 10 minutes of stories about her dog's poop later...

[–]b1gtym1n -2 points-1 points ago

The diarrhea post was way funnier than this, and this is the exact same thing 2 days later.

[–]iaminfamy -1 points0 points ago

Every time I hear "But wait, there's more!"

[–]Tjdamage -1 points0 points ago

The only meme I know of where both captions stay the same and the title changes.

[–]TheClayroo -2 points-1 points ago

Is hiding the thumbnail an option?

[–]Tonytarium -2 points-1 points ago

Too Soon.

[–]tannerw -2 points-1 points ago

LOLS

[–]Mitiger -2 points-1 points ago

R.I.P. billy

[–]SupaSupra -2 points-1 points ago

I thought this said something about getting off with your Mom.

[–]Madrizzle1 -2 points-1 points ago

An addition of the word "on" to the title of this post would have been a whole other thread.

I Internet too much.

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