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[–]theboss121 43 points44 points ago

Looks like GIR from Invader Zim.

[–]OpenFilthyPalms 20 points21 points ago

The ONE time I'm sure I'll have an original comment...

[–]skizfrenik_syco 1 point2 points ago

haha same here but instead i'll post 3 GIR pics...

[–]theboss121 5 points6 points ago

Gotta be quick!

[–]jangeum -3 points-2 points ago

I don't know why but I find the gif disturbing.

[–]math_nerd42 0 points1 point ago

Thought stealer! HAHAHA! "I'm gonna sing the DOOM Song! 'Doom doom doom doom...'"

[–]_NarwhalsFTW -1 points0 points ago

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I never make it on time for anything >:(

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 26 points27 points ago

[–]happyCuddleTime 4 points5 points ago

IMO this fits closer to the gif. Source: I'm an expert on talking eggs.

[–]CupCaked 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe how many times I watched this clip.

[–]kraken_calamari 5 points6 points ago

that is delightful.

[–]bethbee 0 points1 point ago

even more so at four in the morning

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 4 points5 points ago

bedebedebedebede

[–]shutupandcoffeeme 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly!

[–]JenB19 5 points6 points ago

It was me! I was the eggs all along!

[–]Martyr_the_swedes 2 points3 points ago

I read this is Zoidberg's voice.

[–]JenB19 5 points6 points ago

Not what I was going for. But alright.

[–]-Y0- 0 points1 point ago

I know you were going for Gir, but in Zoidberg voice it sounds even funnier.

[–]JenB19 0 points1 point ago

But it looks like Gir!!!

[–]JenB19 0 points1 point ago

But it looks like Gir!!!

[–]Wayneking 2 points3 points ago

This is going to haunt my dreams.

[–]giraffebacon 0 points1 point ago

b-b-b-b-b-b-but, i thought i was going to be a chicken!

[–]bronyelheffe 0 points1 point ago

Post this somewhere in r/trees.

You could get some serious karma out of this over there.

[–]Okama_G_Sphere 1 point2 points ago

I see Goldie Hawn.

[–]anonymousketeer 1 point2 points ago

damn, you beat me to it.

[–]Xaiz 1 point2 points ago

Listen to this, and maybe it is just me being tired but, it looks like the little guy is singing the song.

[–]shelbyvillian 0 points1 point ago

Love it

[–]teh_moose 1 point2 points ago

Reminded me of Salad Fingers.

[–]jack333666 1 point2 points ago

I was just going down comments to write the exact same thing!! "Come down from there at once Hubert Cumberdale"

[–]besst 1 point2 points ago

[–]IngloriousBarrister 0 points1 point ago

Today, throughout the southwest, temperatures will be nearing the mid nineties, while in the northeast, patchy clouds and scattered showers. That or an really unenthusiastic auctioneer. That's what I hear.

[–]come_on_seth 0 points1 point ago

I hear cries for bacon. Burning in hell, cries for bacon.

[–]Bear10 0 points1 point ago

Babababababababababa

[–]BreakingBad86 -1 points0 points ago

DAT. MOUTH.

[–]Akiba89 -1 points0 points ago

HELPER

[–]pinster101 -1 points0 points ago

ha ha, you are very creative with the eggs

[–]AngusEubangus 0 points1 point ago

Yada yada yada...

[–]anonymousketeer 0 points1 point ago

i like it when she goes buh buh bu bb bbuh bu buh

http://vimeo.com/41707607

[–]BogieJunior 0 points1 point ago

Everytime i see a "My faourite gif ever." post i get all excited. Then i see it. And so far the first word in my mind has always been "Why?". Please someone use this label for a gif that truly could be a "best ever".

[–]KrimzinBlade666 0 points1 point ago

Gir! What have you learned?! I saw an egg. It was doin like this!

[–]werdna314 0 points1 point ago

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

an' everythin's th same

[–]mendy929 0 points1 point ago

Probably the most insightful comment evar.

[–]cfz33 1 point2 points ago

This is eggcellent

[–]Bootinator 0 points1 point ago

That's the first time I've laughed in this subreddit for weeks. Congratulations good sir

[–]LaMareeNoire 0 points1 point ago

Someone's gotta add a pipe and a little smoke

[–]PostTenebrasDucks 0 points1 point ago

Bah bah bah, bah bah burann, bah bah bah, bah bah burann....

[–]Wiltons 0 points1 point ago

Other people's favourite GIFs are consistently disappointing. You guys need to be more discerning

[–]Cptnwalrus 0 points1 point ago

LSD is a hell of a drug.

[–]Lhabs 0 points1 point ago

More like creepiest gif ever

[–]misterrazorz 0 points1 point ago

no one else thinks of the reddit alien???

[–]pande152 0 points1 point ago

Its Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys!

[–]Carnivalgames 0 points1 point ago

Twist: his eyes hatch

[–]MtnDewGuy27 0 points1 point ago

insert Zoidberg sound here

[–]kittenisfat 0 points1 point ago

This makes me crack up everytime I see it. Crack up. Yeah. Like an egg.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

[–]jessiegaul -1 points0 points ago

meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.

[–]cjlonghorn25 -1 points0 points ago

this is your brain on drugs

[–]btpo98 -1 points0 points ago

This is your brain...

[–]DreamKlock -1 points0 points ago

I watched that for way too long. Awesome gif!!

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[–]MCMK 0 points1 point ago

wow, tough subreddit.

[–]Opee23 -2 points-1 points ago

OMG! THE WAY HE STARES INTO MY SOUL! IT BUUUURNS!!!

[–]cjmantica32 -2 points-1 points ago

I feel like he's trying to tell me something.

Swagg

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[–]Okama_G_Sphere 4 points5 points ago

I'm going to be the Inglorious Bastard here. Favourite is acceptable outside the US, gonna is not a word, and Nazi is usually capitalized.

[–]Lateon 2 points3 points ago

There's countries outside the United States where spelling is different you know.

[–]Akiba89 0 points1 point ago

OH IM SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!

Nope. my mistake.

[–]aMAC1320 -1 points0 points ago

Everything is so much funnier while tired

[–]bgbritt1015 -4 points-3 points ago

Dumbbb

[–]imsecretlyadog 1 point2 points ago

Probably the most insightful comment evar

[–]bgbritt1015 0 points1 point ago

That was the goal...to be insightful. I've got to give you credit, you take a strong second.