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Chinese Currency (imgur.com)

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[–]Sinavestia 172 points173 points ago

Fake. Does no one remember this repost? CSI_Enchancer guy confirmed that this was fake.

[–]Mojorizen2 31 points32 points ago

Faaaake.

[–]natedogg89 101 points102 points ago

HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY'S A PHONY!

[–]Arovmorin 47 points48 points ago

A bit fat phony

[–]A-BIG-FAT-FONY 73 points74 points ago

what

[–]budperson 18 points19 points ago

13 days - he's clear.

[–]copyandpasta 20 points21 points ago

Just by the hair on his chinny chin chin.

[–]OceansofLotion 5 points6 points ago

What if the heir of your hare has no hair?

[–]captain_stewart 1 point2 points ago

Oh you.

[–]Xenogenome 2 points3 points ago

Laddergoat, you so random.

[–]misjustamilo -3 points-2 points ago

A real big fat fony

[–]mustardgreens 131 points132 points ago

Also hidden in the 100RMB bill... worshipping cats!

Other angle

[–]thedoctorg20 124 points125 points ago

All hail chairman Meow Zedong!

[–]ConorPF 37 points38 points ago

If Reddit karma was physical money.

[–]TheTarantulaKid 30 points31 points ago

I'd be homeless.

[–]TuskedOdin 2 points3 points ago

Then we would have a bunch of Idi… looks around "underdeveloped" individuals.

[–]jonathanware 19 points20 points ago

Mao in Chinese means cat. Different character, obviously, but maybe it's a play on words?

[–]amandapanda1980 9 points10 points ago

Chairman Meow

[–]vibrant_crab 2 points3 points ago

Or maybe just a joke on the onomatopoeia. My old cat used to say "mao." He never actually sounded like "meow."

ninja edit: just spent the past minute meowing.

[–]Arovmorin -3 points-2 points ago

It's a surname, so no.

Edit: whoops misunderstood. The answer is still no, the word for cat is mao with the first tone. Mao is the second tone.

[–]Striker654 5 points6 points ago

Definitely better than some random (shopped) penis

[–]ryumast3r 5 points6 points ago

A bit hard to see in my version (did it on the screen with a relatively shitty webcam, so yea), but confirmed. I have a bunch of Chinese bills and all of the hundreds have the cats as well as the people on Mao's lips.

http://i.imgur.com/7gJBR.jpg

Edit: should probably point this out: My hand is NOT pointing to the cats, it's just holding the money up. The cats are on the right-hand side of Mao's face.

[–]DinaDinaDinaBatman 1 point2 points ago

doesn't RNB stand for run mem bi or however its spelt......."peoples money".... the things you learn from lethal weapon 4......

[–]Arovmorin 3 points4 points ago

Rmb renminbi and you are right about the rest

[–]DeathAngel505 175 points176 points ago

Really! REALLY? Who notices this!?

[–]nosehat 123 points124 points ago

A detail-oriented counterfeiter would notice this.

[–]DrThunderface 62 points63 points ago

Cough

[–]hotjoelove 3 points4 points ago

an oriental detail-oriented counterfeiter

[–]danlam 16 points17 points ago

Caffrey notices this.

[–]Bakyra 3 points4 points ago

love white collar :D

[–]sp00kyd00m 9 points10 points ago

its fake

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 2 points3 points ago

I like to go over new (to me) bills with a magnifying glass to see what details have been worked into them. So I might notice things like that.

But then I'm one of those weirdos that usually has a magnifying glass in his pocket.

[–]syntax270d 37 points38 points ago

Is this legit?

[–]asthmadragon 67 points68 points ago

This is definitely a fake. Source: being chinese and having chinese currency lying around the house.

Edit: detail of region in question

[–]coasterboard 17 points18 points ago

Enhance

[–]Ramrod276 3 points4 points ago

"Enhance" - Ramathorn

[–]coasterboard 11 points12 points ago

Say Car Ramrod

[–]TheForceiswithus 5 points6 points ago

You boys like Mex-i-co? Woooooooooooo!

[–]MrWangers 5 points6 points ago

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

[–]KatzMan88 3 points4 points ago

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[–]KatzMan88 2 points3 points ago

all right meow where were we?

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

Is that.......powdered sugar?

[–]jman583 1 point2 points ago

You forgot to zoom first.

[–]misjustamilo 0 points1 point ago

Enhance!

[–]madboymatt 3 points4 points ago

You just have cash "lying around the house"?

[–]The_Director 9 points10 points ago

How do you do coke in your house?

[–]asthmadragon 2 points3 points ago

I have chinese yuan from a trip to china a couple years back. I live in the US.

[–]Arovmorin 1 point2 points ago

Maybe he's in treatment for aids

[–]everflow 0 points1 point ago

Yes, around the house. It keeps the burglars out.

[–]vibrant_crab 0 points1 point ago

That's not detail... Get it together man!

[–]Triplebizzle87 -3 points-2 points ago

Source: Nobody fucking looks at money this closely.

[–]Mojorizen2 8 points9 points ago

Too legit to quit.

[–]Atsir 58 points59 points ago

No. Fucking. Wai.

[–]vibrant_crab 9 points10 points ago

My Murican brain reads that as "no fucking why"

[–]HarlequinNight 0 points1 point ago

Wei would be "Way", Wai sounds like "Why".

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[–]Monocle_Lover 7 points8 points ago

YUPVOTE!

[–]winnen -1 points0 points ago

Happy Cakeday!

[–]Piny 0 points1 point ago

Also: "Happy Cakeday!"

[–]slow56k -1 points0 points ago

This.

[–]FlyByPC[!] 0 points1 point ago

And this.

[–]blakeready710 17 points18 points ago

Thought for sure it had something to do with the mole until the last 2 pictures

[–]brianRGB 6 points7 points ago

Part of me is saying, "no way, that's not real". But the other part of me is all, "shut up you fuck, its real".

[–]tastethelink 20 points21 points ago

And then there's that other part that says "kill the children, they are unclean."

It's probably best to ignore that part.

[–]jointheredditarmy 7 points8 points ago

You know nothing... that pictograph represents the struggle of the proletariat against the bourgeoisie. The protruding phallus represents the corporate-industrial complex in capitalist societies, and reminds us all to be vigilant against being fucked.

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 0 points1 point ago

I have been enlightened.

[–]ThatsButter 2 points3 points ago

I believe this is Fake

[–]RocksAndSoup 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of CSI...

[–]Acetyl-CoA 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFkb0d1kbU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]KingBubberz 0 points1 point ago

You can tell its a fake by the sheer girth of the penis on a Chinese tender note. C'mon now.

[–]tellmetheworld 5 points6 points ago

Mao's Dong.

[–]vibrant_crab 1 point2 points ago

Mousey Dong.

[–]helpmefindnemo5 1 point2 points ago

All i could focus on... http://www.gifbin.com/981225

[–]imthegdbatman 1 point2 points ago

They're exaggerating a little on the size ;/

[–]Nousernamerage 2 points3 points ago

HOWTHE HELL DOES SOMEONE FIND THS?!?!!

[–]PigDog4 34 points35 points ago

Photoshop.

[–]alecion420 2 points3 points ago

How much is that in us currency?

[–]Thynne 3 points4 points ago

About $15

[–]Chekz01 -1 points0 points ago

How the hell do you discover something like this?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Congo line at a Flaming Lips Concert.

[–]thesquarepeg -1 points0 points ago

If I had a nickel for every time I saw this picture. . . .

[–]platypusmusic 1 point2 points ago

i rather take a RMB100 note

[–]BloodyNobody 0 points1 point ago

Mao did have a shit load of STD's.

[–]PandaBearShenyu -1 points0 points ago

Here is another Eastern egg from that 100 dollar bill.

[–]damien6669 -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you, blowjob!

[–]confuseum 0 points1 point ago

How about the little owl in the top right corner of a U.S dollar?

[–]astonishedatus 1 point2 points ago

I was told that was the spider that wove the web all the way around the border.

Edit: http://tarasresources.net/dollarspider.htm

[–]confuseum 0 points1 point ago

Yea ive heard it both ways. I like your link. The picture of the pope at the bottom. "Forget poverty and injustice, get the homos" so funny.

[–]Dollyvancouver -1 points0 points ago

All I saw was a mole. Moley.

[–]clodhen -1 points0 points ago

This is great actually. It;s a bill designers way of saying fuck you to the government. Believe me if he was caught he would be summarily executed.

[–]SunChipsSombrero -1 points0 points ago

we've been mao'd

[–]yourfacelikesme -1 points0 points ago

Dude you got to get out more. The cat thing, maybe, but this close up is just painfully lame.

[–]themarknessmonster -1 points0 points ago

No. Stop that.

[–]drfunmd -1 points0 points ago

mind=brown

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Who takes the time to look for this? Seriously. I really need to know.

[–]crashlandedloser 2 points3 points ago

Counterfeiters

[–]Laurlaur70707 -1 points0 points ago

Who the fuck spends their freetime looking at Chinese money?!??!!?!

[–]elverloho 1 point2 points ago

Counterfeiters.

[–]covert888 0 points1 point ago

Chairman Mao was a renowned womanizer. His own doctor later wrote that he tried unsuccessfully to use condoms when he slept with the women brought to him, the chairman got gonorrhea a lot, but it made for a good fun fact.

[–]Dredge323 0 points1 point ago

... is anybody else seeing Gir from invader zim?

[–]qscott 0 points1 point ago

I think you commented on the wrong post. If you're referring to the eggs gif, I agree. I don't see it in the chinese currency at all.

[–]Dredge323 0 points1 point ago

oh, lol, yeah thank you, i don't know why my computer is doing that. i try and comment and it goes to the post i was previously viewing... maybe im just an idiot

[–]venicerocco -1 points0 points ago

Should have put something funny in that huge wart.

[–]N0oneL1K3Syou -1 points0 points ago

I don't care if it's fake, how the hell do people see that on these things

[–]SomeGuySomewheres -1 points0 points ago

Was the time spent finding that worth it?

[–]adaminc -1 points0 points ago

I feel like I am in the movie Ferris Buellers Day Off.

[–]Lenori -1 points0 points ago

How fucking clever of you, you fuck fuck guy you.

[–]DMK1560 0 points1 point ago

ENHANCE!

[–]gssunil 0 points1 point ago

That's one way to stop fake currency in China.

[–]pumpkinking2833 0 points1 point ago

Molay Molay Molay Molay

[–]MrsMantoothsSon 0 points1 point ago

I used to work for a company that designs and prints currency. I know that when they are doing up the fine lines, they are zoomed in like this... I don't think that they would get away with that. When the country rep comes to approve the design they usually inspect it zoomed in.

[–]aairez 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbCWYm7B_B4&feature=showob

[–]_Particle_Man_ 0 points1 point ago

Mao-chika bow wow

[–]HiImGarrett -1 points0 points ago

Today on the cover of Who Gives a Shit Weekly.

[–]bongobenny -1 points0 points ago

You can tell its fake by the size of the penis.

[–]Haz_Matt -1 points0 points ago

WHO THE FUCK FINDS THIS SHIT?

[–]amylcalvert -2 points-1 points ago

who has the time and patiency to notice this shit

[–]chak2005 3 points4 points ago

counterfeiters...

[–]TheDreadGazeebo 0 points1 point ago

patiency

[–]amylcalvert 0 points1 point ago

alright then

[–]ThatAwkwardPerson -4 points-3 points ago

Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley!

[–]Paulus81 -2 points-1 points ago

The last picture was blurry so no one could recognize any of the faces.

[–]StewieChrisJ -1 points0 points ago

I call BS, no penis in China is that big....Not even proportionally.

[–]aliph 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgsH9QLi_og&t=1m50s

[–]wookiesandwich -3 points-2 points ago

wat?

[–]slartbartifast -1 points0 points ago

Sucky, sucky no five dorrar! Sucky sucky cost hundred dorrar!

[–]Fathellcatbbq -4 points-3 points ago

You must be a pro at where's waldo

[–]akcheat -3 points-2 points ago

This is one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen on any subreddit.

[–]BleachedWhale 2 points3 points ago

Another relevant fact: I had breakfast this morning.

[–]gameandwatchjr -5 points-4 points ago

Lmfao omg

[–]AdarJi -4 points-3 points ago

How in the actual fuck does a human being notice these things.

[–]thespiritbomber 0 points1 point ago

Aaaaaannd it's probably fake. Here's a picture of mine and it's definetly not as clear as OP's but it looks similar...

Sex Lips.

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