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[–]ilovecarolina 138 points139 points ago

people, this is a troll, don´t take it as serious

[–]TehBaconKing 60 points61 points ago

Why do people not realize this is a troll? Or maybe we get it because we have so much swag.

[–]ChSean 27 points28 points ago

I up-voted that comment, you know why? Because #YOLO

[–]Monsterposter 1 point2 points ago

NO, NOT THE ACCURSED YOLO!

[–]ChSean 10 points11 points ago

[–]BCP27 7 points8 points ago

fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com

[–]ApatheticElephant 12 points13 points ago

No, it's not a troll. A troll posts things, trying to make people believe they're serious in order to provoke a reaction.

This is a joke. Obvious satire. They're not trying to make people believe they're genuine. Some people are just stupid enough to think that anyway.

[–]GoKickYourself 2 points3 points ago

I actually think it's really funny because of the herps going around thinking it's real. If I recall correctly, a /b/astard started the blog.

[–]IamtheBiscuit 47 points48 points ago

Its not herpes, its swag.

[–]Meta1425 28 points29 points ago

They're not crabs; they're swags.

[–]WaterChestnut3 5 points6 points ago

41 swags

[–]Le_Karma_Whore 2 points3 points ago

not a single swag given.

[–]int3rwebz3 -5 points-4 points ago

Lol

[–]Almiles64 23 points24 points ago

Don't mind the itch, that's just the swag I left on you.

[–]Insideoutwards 4 points5 points ago

The proof is when you are forced to walk with a swagger.

[–]readingis_sexy 23 points24 points ago

He asked the people attacking him, "WHY?" and they answered, "YOLO"

[–]VGcatsfan90 9 points10 points ago

It's not domestic abuse, If I have swag

[–]the_rickmeister 1 point2 points ago

O.J. Simpson must be oozing swag.

[–]Vonnie82 1 point2 points ago

And the DA will just agree....? I think not

[–]d4nc 9 points10 points ago

This whole "Swag" fad needs to fuck off

[–]scorpio242 5 points6 points ago

Along with "YOLO" they both need to disappear

[–]dexisajerk 6 points7 points ago

I swear, I've never heard "swag" or "yolo" outside of reddit.

[–]NomSaiyan 0 points1 point ago

Are you a student?

[–]blahblahblahdkjdfgj 0 points1 point ago

I'm a college student and I've only ever heard people use YOLO ironically, as a joke.

[–]dexisajerk 0 points1 point ago

No? I'm a 33 year old IT professional who spends 6-9 hours online every day. Why does a student status matter?

[–]NomSaiyan 0 points1 point ago

I'm not trying to imply anything insulting. I just think you'd hear it more often as a student.

[–]scorpio242 0 points1 point ago

I work at walmart and some like 15 year old girl came in wearing a YOLO shirt and I just sighed and walked away (I wasn't helping her or anything just saw her walk by me)

[–]MysticKirby 0 points1 point ago

I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said SWAG on it 4 times, but like this:

SWAG

SWAG

SWAG

SWAG

So it had swag 5 times. :/

[–]msk-redd -4 points-3 points ago

no doubt! i'm dropping a track later this month on Beatport called "Fuck Your Swagga". hopefully it'll stir more shit against the swag fad.

[–]SpaceCaseSixtyTen 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like you hate other peoples clothes

[–]msk-redd -1 points0 points ago

eh? this is just shit i don't like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1JJkMD1hE4

[–]bongface 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like you're hating on Excision and Datsik.

[–]msk-redd 0 points1 point ago

Don't get it twisted

[–]msandapanda 4 points5 points ago

What does this even mean?

[–]Jeroknite 10 points11 points ago

"Rape is ok if you're a douche bag" is the message I'm getting here.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Oh-- I got something more like "Wow, this is obviously from a site we know has been trolling since they started circulating these pictures"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"Wow, I'm so glad my rapist was a nice guy, and not a douche."

[–]CandidWalrus 0 points1 point ago

I always lays rose petals and scented candles before I brutally sodomize someone

[–]the_awesome_face 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it's a (dark) joke. I don't know why reddit keeps taking these things seriously. But then again, reddit has never had the strongest sarcasm detector.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

That rape is ok if you have swag? This is fucking stupid.

"Prison isn't bad if you have SWAG"

[–]Subject_69 7 points8 points ago

[–]afic95 1 point2 points ago

Oh God, What did they do with HIS FUCKING HEAD!!

[–]Alihetz -1 points0 points ago

Yea they will just get raped in the ass if they have swag in prison.

[–]NervineInterface -1 points0 points ago

Swag is clearly street for consent.

[–]NextDayAir 2 points3 points ago

it's not a repost if you have swag either apparently...

[–]agoodz 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't matter that I have HIV, she caught my my swag

[–]turnitup69 2 points3 points ago

psh like he could rape anybody with those arms

[–]Buhnanah 0 points1 point ago

[–]Desopilar 4 points5 points ago

I saw one saying that he doesn't need condoms if he has swag. That's true, you won't get laid.

[–]IGetDrunkAndPlayN64 1 point2 points ago

LOL, I don't know why anyone would get mad over this, this shit is hilarious.

[–]MrTomato100 1 point2 points ago

Just "a bit" you say...

[–]Ry_Guy19 1 point2 points ago

That's like saying "It's not rape if you say surprise."

[–]bastardfish 0 points1 point ago

Except that one is true, see "Matthews v. New York, 1987."

[–]asnof 1 point2 points ago

Does this have to be posted every day?

[–]the_rickmeister 1 point2 points ago

Yes, because YOLO.

[–]xxprettyy 0 points1 point ago

Swag is his alibi

[–]Lootam 0 points1 point ago

I know this has gone too far. The only way to stop it is to quit posting it.

[–]Zilvreen -1 points0 points ago

These have gone a bit fake

[–]gaardyn -1 points0 points ago

Is he raping Justin Bieber?

[–]cockdragon 0 points1 point ago

These things are fake.

[–]Slugmeister 0 points1 point ago

It's not rape if she's faster than me.

[–]CdubWillia 0 points1 point ago

I think she could over power him based on how much muscle he has

[–]the_rickmeister 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, all these scene boys are feminized to the extreme. Although, they don't need muscle of they have swag.

[–]CdubWillia 0 points1 point ago

Solid point

[–]Raikunoso -1 points0 points ago

It's not rape if you like it.

[–]kevlo 0 points1 point ago

Yes, lots of swag with the skinny-ass arms.

[–]koy5 0 points1 point ago

Especially if you are a woman.

[–]wallieburger 0 points1 point ago

damn those are some scrawny arms

[–]Talbotus 0 points1 point ago

How silly does this shit have to get before people get that it is satire?

[–]Iaremecanik 0 points1 point ago

What the fucking fuck is wrong with people?!...o wait this is a troll? what the fucking fuck is wrong with people!?

[–]zero_to_hero 0 points1 point ago

needs to swag his way over to the gym

[–]zero_to_hero 0 points1 point ago

needs to swag his way over to the gym

[–]Godhand_Phemto 0 points1 point ago

If you have swag and really tiny girly arms because im pretty sure that girl could kick that dudes ass.

[–]Brovana 0 points1 point ago

It's not rape if I say "Surprise!"

[–]allowableearth 1 point2 points ago

His arms.... They are so tiny.

[–]vamub 0 points1 point ago

Are you fucking stupid, both my wife and I agree with that statement. To much respect = friend zone, women are very confusing...

[–]hflol 0 points1 point ago

It's a troll tumblr. Read the posts.

[–]kerminsr -1 points0 points ago

It's like a mathematical proof.

I have swag All bitches want men with swag. Therefore; all bitches want me. Rape is unwanted sex. I cannot rape because all bitches want sex with me because of my swag.

The logic is infallible.

[–]LetsPlayK 1 point2 points ago

Rape is ok unless it involves swag -Reddit

[–]dymo 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell did this shit come from?

[–]SpookySparker 0 points1 point ago

Rape is pretty hard to do with twigs for arms. Don't worry fellas, that girl is safe.

[–]Jeroknite 0 points1 point ago

Date rape.

[–]SpookySparker 0 points1 point ago

Good point. He'd have a hard time moving her at all, though.

[–]thepikey7 0 points1 point ago

He looks like an auschwitz survivor

[–]log1k 1 point2 points ago

Why is this shit still being posted? Just stop it.

[–]eat_fish 0 points1 point ago

What I've deduced from all this is that SWAG = dressing like a horny teenager.

[–]Champie 0 points1 point ago

White person here. Could someone please explain what swag is?

[–]azureknightgx 0 points1 point ago

I agree. What does one do with this "swag"

[–]RzK -2 points-1 points ago

I would pay people to hunt these people down.. Throw them into the middle of a developing African country and watch their swag get them out of there alive

[–]the_rickmeister 1 point2 points ago

They would party with the lions because YOLO.

[–]OneFreshDude -5 points-4 points ago

Fucking ignorant

[–]rifk 0 points1 point ago

Yes you are.

[–]Javaman74 -4 points-3 points ago

The very first one of these that was made was too far.