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[–]purplestofthepurples 168 points169 points ago

Why do people not understand that these are made for the sole purpose of pissing off people like them?

[–]NotaMethAddict 71 points72 points ago

Why are these even being posted to Reddit?

[–]studmuffffffin 19 points20 points ago

And who are the ones who upvote it?

[–]caboose1234 11 points12 points ago

And who shot JFK?

[–]hotdog_jones 12 points13 points ago

And just where is Carmen Sandiego?

[–]Massas8967 1 point2 points ago

Who killed tupac?

[–]i_is_a_cow 2 points3 points ago

Who is John Galt?

[–]Awful_Antagonist 3 points4 points ago

Who is Keyser Soze?

[–]Yarxing 0 points1 point ago

dude, where's my car?

[–]Aston_Martini 1 point2 points ago

So many questions... So few answers.

[–]Darkpro93 1 point2 points ago

What do you have against scissors?

[–]Capta1nPlanet 13 points14 points ago

Exactly, aren't these satire?

[–]movie_man 7 points8 points ago

Yes, and really hilarious and spot-on satire at that. Colbert-esque in that he has a ton of idiots believing it's real. Big idiots.

[–]sp00kyd00m 0 points1 point ago

people... people think that colbert is for real? thats more depressing than people falling for onion articles :(

[–]movie_man 0 points1 point ago

Yea they really do, but I don't think that I've underestimated the idiocy of "people".

[–]skipdog172 27 points28 points ago

I'll never fathom why anybody would upvote this trash.

It is a testament to the trash that reddit is becoming when a post like this can get over 700 upvotes and less than 300 downvotes.

The hive mind is looking more and more like a stupid 14 year old kid who think he knows everything.

[–]bugzrrad 9 points10 points ago

last time i complained about this a roving gang of 14 year olds obliterated my comment karma... they've won. game over.

[–]thefuckdude 0 points1 point ago

THE WAR IS OVER, THE WAR IS OVER

[–]calm_collective 6 points7 points ago

You would expect the average reddit user to be more web savvy and understand what trolling is but I guess not. Unless OP is actually trolling us all, in which case, well played.

[–]UncleGooch 0 points1 point ago

Some people (including myself) have the unfortunate situation of knowing people who would actually believe they have 'swag'.

[–]RedAero 0 points1 point ago

Poe's Law.

[–]TheBlueButton -3 points-2 points ago

Lol it was funny. I aint even mad..

[–]ShoesMcGee 100 points101 points ago

ITT: redditors don't realize they're being trolled.

[–]superhope 22 points23 points ago

See, these SWAG posts are actually trolling. They don't recognize real trolling and instead mis-identify pranks or practical jokes as trolling.

[–]Chxnce 0 points1 point ago

Trolling is stupid and should not be a part of Reddit. This isn't that kind of site.

[–]Da_Booty_Masta 10 points11 points ago

lolwut

[–]Veritas0Aequitas 0 points1 point ago

umad?

[–]Massas8967 1 point2 points ago

ustupid or utroll? Le no sure.

[–]Veritas0Aequitas 0 points1 point ago

Problem? :D

[–]Spitfire65745 2 points3 points ago

I think I see what you did there

[–]Chxnce -2 points-1 points ago

lol the community is torn on whether or not to upvote or downvote.

[–]JCU_signer -2 points-1 points ago

@Chxnce Reddit is totally that kind of site. your just to stupid to no that #YOLO

[–]Chxnce 2 points3 points ago

trying2hard/10

[–]JCU_signer -2 points-1 points ago

effortless<you

[–]Chxnce 4 points5 points ago

No.

[–]donthavearealaccount 1 point2 points ago

What if the real trolling is being done the people pretending to be up in arms about these images, meaning you are the one being trolled?

[–]ShoesMcGee 0 points1 point ago

[–]bagzilla -2 points-1 points ago

mind = blown!

[–]DJbezoar 37 points38 points ago

I'm convinced these "swag" things are just ragebait for redditors.

[–]Satros 11 points12 points ago

They are actually. And reddit bites every time.

[–]opeth10657 1 point2 points ago

But swag is actually a thing right? Not watching tv/listening to radio/hanging out with 12 year olds puts me out of the loop I guess.

[–]Satros 0 points1 point ago

Swag is a thing, but these pictures we're made to troll people.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 0 points1 point ago

The thing is, while the creators are laughing about all the people they're trolling, some other people like the pictures and think they're real. That's what gets me.

[–]5seconds 7 points8 points ago

Don't feed the trolls

[–]Battletooth 2 points3 points ago

I just realized how desensitized we are.

My mom just saw this and didn't understand the top part, but she saw Stewie and said, "Oh my! Is that the baby from that cartoon you watch?"

"yeah."

"Why are they having a baby put a gun in his mouth like that? That is just terrible taste in humor if that's what they are going for. It's almost sickening."

We will have the inevitable posts about how Family Guy doesn't have humor blah blah blah, but that's not the subject here.

[–]howerpower 2 points3 points ago

People hardly look at stewie as a baby anymore.

[–]cockdragon 3 points4 points ago

Guys, did you know...that uhm, these posts....are just trolling?

[–]razzamatazz 12 points13 points ago

you're self*

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[–]PillPill 0 points1 point ago

...what?

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[–]synapsesynopsis 6 points7 points ago

How can you state that reddit's humor as a whole is shitty when you put that shit up?

It's your fault.

[–]Naoe 0 points1 point ago

You haven't been here long have you?

[–]synapsesynopsis 0 points1 point ago

I may only be 9 months old according to reddit, but at least I can check how long another's been here.

[–]Naoe 1 point2 points ago

Don't always base someones time on reddit by their joining date. Anyways this is what he was referring to http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/waffles-dont-you-mean-carrots

[–]Alascar 5 points6 points ago

[–]Arovmorin 1 point2 points ago

If something like this pisses you off so much, I don't get why you want to kill yourself instead of other people

[–]mondaythecat18 1 point2 points ago

I no longer think these are legitiment.

[–]the_awesome_face 2 points3 points ago

They never were.

[–]go_cards_woo 1 point2 points ago

*you'reself

[–]T3mporaryGold 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure they are just fucking with us now.

[–]wpd121 -1 points0 points ago

There is no difference between your and you're when you are working at McDonalds either.

[–]konydanza 2 points3 points ago

It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

[–]nommytorton 2 points3 points ago

Your sarcasm detector seems to be malfunctioning.

[–]ZeldaFaggot 2 points3 points ago

It's a joke fucktard. Who upvotes this shit?

[–]MaynPayn -1 points0 points ago

Where can I find the original? I want to upvote it

[–]readsyouruserhistory 0 points1 point ago

Could you at least try to crop it well before you post it next time?

[–]explodr 1 point2 points ago

you've*

[–]Madular -1 points0 points ago

Why not kill him ?

[–]ObliviousDerpMaster -1 points0 points ago

Kill you'reself

FTFY

[–]drshabs 0 points1 point ago

Where do these things come from? Outside of here I've never encountered one.

[–]Tameee -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry but that boy has no swag anyway.

[–]DontBanMeDaddy 0 points1 point ago

Best bit is that the boy in it aint even got no swag

[–]leveraction1970 -1 points0 points ago

So I'm guessing that swag in now an official synonym for ignorance.

[–]IVI4tt -1 points0 points ago

I'm not angry about grammar. I'm not angry about swag, I've never seen it in the wild. I'm not angry about the whitespace, or the 13 year old trying to be cool.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GABE PUT SOME FUCKING OUTLINES ON YOUR TEXT

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is SWAG anyway

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts -1 points0 points ago

I love how those OBEY hats have a registered trademark symbol on them.

[–]trident_84 -1 points0 points ago

Who is responsible for those swag pictures? Seriously, what the fuck?!

[–]MaSsIvEsChLoNg -1 points0 points ago

Where do you even find these?

[–]whippin_psycho 0 points1 point ago

To anyone who doesn't know where these 'swag' posts are from, here's the link to their tumblr.

[–]Razorray21 -1 points0 points ago

are people making the pics about swag being serious?

[–]DaTScientisT 0 points1 point ago

WE UNDERSTAND ITS A TROLL. IT'S STILL STUPID.

[–]DoingItWrong_96 0 points1 point ago

"Kill you'reself" would've been such a better title.

[–]PlNGAS 0 points1 point ago

Actually what the boy says is true. If you have an abundance of swag, both usages of your/you're are correct. Your swag obviously means his or her swag. You're swag is also correct because he/she has so much swag that their entire embodiment consists of swag. Therefore, identifying them by saying you're swag is correct as he/she is essentially swag.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Why are we rewarding elr3y by upvoting this? This is stupid and anyone who liked this or upvoted it should be ashamed of themselves.

[–]jumpinjohnnycakes 0 points1 point ago

I only see these things except on reddit. Where do they come from?

[–]Snake973 0 points1 point ago

More like Kill you'reself, amirite?

hashtag elswagador

[–]NBurg 0 points1 point ago

Im very late to the party... maybe because I dont give a shit, but what the fuck is Swag?

[–]randomgaythoughts 0 points1 point ago

To those that try to stifle the growth of spoken language in the name prescriptionist orthography and grammar - history is littered with the corpses of a thousand grammarians and teachers stifled and rubbed by the juggernaut of spoken language. I predict that is about 100 years your will become an acceptable alternative to you're and you old fools will be laughed at the way you now laugh at old men who refuse to end their sentences with prepositions.

Language is not a dry set of rules, it is a growing organism, adapting, budding and evolving. You autocrats of accidence, dictators of diction understand that your eugenics of language is no better that bitter old failure of grammar teacher who takes unholy pleasure is the nit-pickery of an essay and the scream of a child hit by a cane.

You will be defeated, if not in your lifetime but in this century and then I shall come to piss on your graves in the snow and write "your dead!"

[–]WHOWANTSBEEF 0 points1 point ago

holy shit, I think that kid is my friends son.

[–]panders2reddit 0 points1 point ago

Redditors are dumb.

[–]Atrumexcessum 0 points1 point ago

Don't know why this is in r/funny, I'm completely serious.

[–]Closetathiest13 0 points1 point ago

Only because he's got Asian swag.

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[–]Haz_Matt 0 points1 point ago

Kill you'reself.* FTFY

[–]JonoLith 0 points1 point ago

What's this ad campaign for, exactly? Like... who's doing it?

[–]subaru_tech 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. I have the same shirt as that douche. I don't even believe in swag

[–]marcy1293 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't deserve to adorn that captain America shirt -.-

[–]15r3Drzud123 -1 points0 points ago

Is it just me or is that Captain America shield shirt EVERYWHERE?

[–]Charlie-Green-Rug -1 points0 points ago

Who makes these? Where do they come from? And what the fuck is swag?

[–]iamhowardxd[!] -1 points0 points ago

The irony is that he doesn't have much swag. :/

[–]FancyHearingCake 0 points1 point ago

Since when is Captain America Asian?

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[–]ienjoymen 1 point2 points ago

Well, your is possessive for one. You're means you are (not possessive, in case you can't tell)

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[–]Chaser_41 0 points1 point ago

your username is very fitting

[–]phukka -2 points-1 points ago

Some of us don't like the direction the population is going in regard to intellect.

Being unable to spell is a sign of greater inadequacies. Similar to how HIV is a predecessor to AIDS, bad grammar and spelling can be a predecessor to becoming Kate Goslin or the Octomom.

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[–]phukka -1 points0 points ago

I don't think lazy typists and minor mistakes are relevant here; the image represents outright and purposeful ignorance.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

How do you know he's not possessive?

[–]Tier4 -1 points0 points ago

If you still can't figure out something that little children are taught in elementary school then why should anyone ever listen to you?

[–]pseud0nym -2 points-1 points ago

this argument is both pointless and dumb and getting really old and boring on top of it. The distinction is as silly as who and whom. I sure as hell don't see anyone bitching about you're and your using whom and who correctly!

English is a living language, that means it changes over time due to usage. As more people ignore the distinction, the less and less meaning it actually has. Your and you're are going the same way as Thee and Thou, IE: the dust bin of history.

[–]bagzilla 0 points1 point ago

I'm with you, for the record.

[–]Rocket_Tuna -1 points0 points ago

I don't care about swag posts, but you (and others) need to stop using "Kill yourself" as a put down. It's incredibly insensitive.

[–]tedpundy 4 points5 points ago

Please die

[–]FrogDie -1 points0 points ago

LE YOLO SWAG AMIRITE?

[–]Chaser_41 -1 points0 points ago

suicide jokes= ok rape jokes=evil. imagine if instead of "kill yourself" this post said "get raped"

[–]Ghstfce -3 points-2 points ago

SWAG = Stupidity With A Goal.

[–]CookPu -1 points0 points ago

SWAG = Stupidity Without A Goal.

FTFY

[–]Ghstfce -4 points-3 points ago

I honestly had that first, but I'm convinced that "with" might be better. They almost glorifying poor grammar, treating people like shit, and the further downfall of today's youth. I'd call that a goal, wouldn't you agree?

[–]CookPu -1 points0 points ago

If those pictures have taught me anything it's you don't need a goal when you have SWAG.

[–]Ghstfce -2 points-1 points ago

Touche, nor do you need any form of brainpan either.

[–]Squalor- -1 points0 points ago

Eye don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–]bagzilla 0 points1 point ago

Peat?

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[–]DriizzyDrakeRogers 3 points4 points ago

Nah not really. Every now and again someone will say it but it's never used to justify something stupid like in the op's poster; which, if you did not know, is fake.

[–]jsake -1 points0 points ago

I know, right? perhaps neither of us have 15 year old friends on facebook that think because they spent 12 dollars on a fake gold chain at spencer's gifts that they are gangstar as fuck.

[–]idma 0 points1 point ago

Must be what the kids say. And when i mean kids, i mean 13 and younger.

[–]Arovmorin 0 points1 point ago

What if I told you that college students say it too? Especially yolo

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[–]brianfantana32 0 points1 point ago

It's not even /r/facepalm anymore, people are posting clever posts now and passing it off as stupid

[–]ThexJwubbz -3 points-2 points ago

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

[–]zeppelinfromled -4 points-3 points ago

In any of these things, just replace "when you got so much swag" with "when you're a fucking moron" and it all makes more sense.

[–]FrankieBrogan -1 points0 points ago

"phew, now i don't have to worry about learning anything in school" -Black people everywhere