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My friend can't eat chocolate because of an allergy, I showed her this. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]megamansam 33 points34 points ago

Did somebody say CHOCOLATE?!

[–]razzertto 2 points3 points ago

what did I just watch?

[–]ZXfrigginC 2 points3 points ago

One of the most epic YTMND's ever made.

[–]Wbran 2 points3 points ago

Did not see that coming. 10/10.

[–]paddy_joe 1 point2 points ago

what is that...Thin Red Line?

[–]nullprod 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure it's 3 kings.

[–]Ivan_Of_Delta -1 points0 points ago

I think its Saving Private Ryan

[–]ZXfrigginC 1 point2 points ago

I've seen enough of that movie to know that it is not.

[–]Ivan_Of_Delta 0 points1 point ago

You are right, it is Thin Red line btw...... I've seen both and didn't know the name of the other

[–]paddy_joe 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it, but someone said it was from the Nick Cage film Windtalkers

[–]jgopp 72 points73 points ago

Does your friend really have a chocolate allergy or did she just really want a vanilla cupcake 15 years ago.

[–]TheSpooneh 46 points47 points ago

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE WOOT

[–]gingerbear 6 points7 points ago

i don't get it

[–]Way_too_poor 11 points12 points ago

Psssssh must have a life to not know the man who regretted the vanilla cupcake back in grade school. Stay outside you sun tanned bastard.

[–]gingerbear 5 points6 points ago

oh is this a reddit thing?

[–]wankerschnitzel 7 points8 points ago

Here. Have some relevant linkage my red friend.

[–]gingerbear 4 points5 points ago

ooooo. got it. haha. Man, that's it - i'm locking the doors.

[–]wankerschnitzel 1 point2 points ago

Did I offend?

[–]gingerbear 4 points5 points ago

ha, no. i'm obviously missing reddit stuff. no more sun for me.

[–]bombmistro 0 points1 point ago

Wait I'm Redditing on a backpack trip. Should I stop?

[–]theyetithe 15 points16 points ago

Death by chocolate.

[–]Daysleepin83 2 points3 points ago

When i hear the phrase "Death by chocolate", this is usually what comes to mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdSORiSaRW8

[–]macrovore 0 points1 point ago

Not that kind of chocolate.

[–]Francobello 0 points1 point ago

What came to mind was Death by exile for those who have watched TDKR

[–]Jase534 8 points9 points ago

That is a -big- fucking knife to get stabbed by

[–]Shmowzowzow 6 points7 points ago

That is a -big- fucking chocolate to get stabbed by

FTFY

[–]sherincal 4 points5 points ago

I've seen the same gif with the same headline before....

[–]spankymuffin 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to Reddit.

[–]magtees 4 points5 points ago

I thought chocolate was my friend :(

[–]bbauer 3 points4 points ago

It's from snl when Ashton Kutcher hosted. He did this "death by chocolate" along with 2 others.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/17137

[–]Evilmaze 1 point2 points ago

Damn! Chocolate you scary

[–]Meganheartt 1 point2 points ago

That's terrifying.

[–]Raelah 0 points1 point ago

Avocados and bananas do this to me ._.

[–]erasedhead 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]trackguy94 2 points3 points ago

SNL

[–]psion0027 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Julian Smith

[–]161803399 1 point2 points ago

I'm allergic too! This is now my favorite gif.

[–]steelmagician 1 point2 points ago

I sneeze several times everytime I eat chocolate

[–]Naggers123 0 points1 point ago

Most people eat chocolate as a comfort food. Nobody told Dexter that.

[–]namedmeducky 0 points1 point ago

Patrick Bateman's favorite brand.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

That happened to me one time.

[–]Toastyparty 0 points1 point ago

I used to be allergic to.chocolate (yes,.allergies can go.away... Like... You become immune and shit) and I jave to say, ”this summarizes it perfectly.” Too close to home.

[–]RetinaMisfire 1 point2 points ago

Laughed way too hard. Chocolate looked like ashton kutcher.

[–]audiofreedom 0 points1 point ago

Someone down further says it is him!

[–]KawaiiDesuUguu 0 points1 point ago

Your friend is a dog.

[–]WorthASchruteBuck 0 points1 point ago

Im allergic too and this is perfect. Looks tasty and wonderful and then BAM death. I learned the hard way that although chocolate it tasty getting your stomach pumped full of tar and having to puke it up tastes much worse and not worth it. The loss of ability to breathe is kind of a turn off too.

[–]argusromblei 0 points1 point ago

I don't like chocolate except the wafers on ice cream sandwich, SUE ME ASSHOLE.

[–]MuddySnapps 0 points1 point ago

I have done the same. TY

[–]Scarjaka 0 points1 point ago

I'm allergic to chocolate or at least something in it. Whenever I eat any my throat starts to burn.

[–]GorramGlob 0 points1 point ago

Why did they paint his face white? If you're going to paint it, why not use the same color as the chocolate?

[–]mymamalovesme 0 points1 point ago

She'll never enjoy these

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

Either SNL, Jimmy Fallon or Jay Leno. Which?

[–]Migz968 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have a version where it is a large jar of nuttella? Then I could relate

[–]KonigSteve 0 points1 point ago

Has she tried mockalate? It crumbles in your mouth and has a strong aftertaste too.

[–]Looneyhorizon 0 points1 point ago

Great gif.

[–]monicacpht3641 -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe the stabbin' is influencing my thinking this, but Mister Chocolate there looks a heck of a lot like Michael C. Hall.

Oops, I guess this is Ashton Kutcher. My bad.

[–]NekkidSnaku 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same thing.

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