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[–]Cluster_One 102 points103 points ago

Not to scale

[–]jackincaves 24 points25 points ago

Agreed. Shoulda used a double bar. And maybe some Magic Stars.

[–]IntroducingBabyJune 693 points694 points ago

I snickered.

[–]Dakrun 173 points174 points ago

I saved it so I can chuckle at it Now & Later.

[–]dxprog 130 points131 points ago

I'm trying to click the link, but my bitterfingers missed

EDIT: Damn, just now realized why everybody kept talking about "bitter fingers". I regret nothing.

[–]getthehelloutofhere 158 points159 points ago

This is turning into one of those whatchamacallit threads...

[–]filmfiend999 125 points126 points ago

that turn into karma payday.

[–]ooo0ooo 102 points103 points ago

Yeah, we're nerds.

[–]TRASH_B0AT 80 points81 points ago

A picture's worth 100 Grand

[–]Iammeandnooneelse 91 points92 points ago

Pun threads: sometimes filled with smarties, sometimes dum dums, but always whoppers of entertainment.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 94 points95 points ago

ROLO

[–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 44 points45 points ago

Redditors Only Live Once?

[–]MananWho 12 points13 points ago

Alright everyone, that's a wrap for this pun thread. Let's Take 5.

[–]KeyserSoze96 17 points18 points ago

Candy

[–]chili_cheese_dog 10 points11 points ago

That's your fun dip, into this thread?

[–]25152118512351915135 27 points28 points ago

Well, we're definitely not Dum Dums.

[–]AiKantSpel 9 points10 points ago

We're smarter than a Reese's monkey at least...

[–]emesspwnz 10 points11 points ago

We're smarties.

[–]chili_cheese_dog 4 points5 points ago

With a few goobers mixed in.

[–]jeffxmorrison 13 points14 points ago

Take 5 and just chill.

[–]Rasassination 6 points7 points ago

that's a fastbreak

[–]BoonTobias 5 points6 points ago

I'm gonna crunch the next motherfucker who continues

[–]Krail 11 points12 points ago

Oh Baby, these puns are Ruthless.

[–]BrianIsBAMF 10 points11 points ago

Candy Pun Aren't we all a bunch of Smarties?

[–]fatal-error 17 points18 points ago

Uh...erm..er...CHOCOLATE

[–]dlink 4 points5 points ago

These threads always make me laffy taffy!

[–]jim2point0 11 points12 points ago

I've gotten mounds of laughter out of this thread

[–]Smaktat 18 points19 points ago

Stupid puns. You guys are a bunch of Airheads.

[–]aelbric 11 points12 points ago

That's not polite, mister! Not another Peep out of you!

[–]coughka 4 points5 points ago

This thread makes me want to drop nuclear Warheads over everyone.

[–]jakfischer 6 points7 points ago

Well I know that doesn't feel good & plenty of other users have the same issue.

[–]anonymous123421 6 points7 points ago

You skor'd big with that pun

[–]am4zon 7 points8 points ago

I rolo'ed on the floor laughing

[–]diligo_addo_nex 12 points13 points ago

Well aren't we a buch of nerds.

[–]kctoons 7 points8 points ago

Hey now... no name calling betwixt friends...

[–]James442 5 points6 points ago

There's a Bounty of candybar puns waiting for you!

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[–]Espresso77 1 point2 points ago

Big Poppa E Candy Man. The puns are Good and Plenty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNX3Dryvyws

[–]EarthMaiden 5 points6 points ago

I'll give you 100 Grand to stop that.

[–]justalittlepiece 111 points112 points ago

Next up: Mars and the Milky Way from Uranus.

[–]Karl_Cross 39 points40 points ago

I'm sure if I wait at this comment long enough then shitty_watercolor will appear.

[–]WTFBBQisKarma 8 points9 points ago

Oh, one can wish.

I'll join the wait game.

[–]I_LOVE_SHEEP 2 points3 points ago

Yea, i'm in aswell.

This is gonna be great..

[–]ANAL_PLUNDERING 1 point2 points ago

I'm right behind you!

[–]irish711 3 points4 points ago

He already painted a police officer protecting somebody's asscrack the other day. Not sure what his quota on ass paintings are in a week though.

[–]heyyou11 0 points1 point ago

Well you wouldn't expect beetlejuice or bloody mary to show up without hearing their name 3 times first so....

Shitty_Watercolor....

[–]Karl_Cross 1 point2 points ago

Shitty_watercolor...

[–]robotortoise 0 points1 point ago

Shitty_watercolor....

Come forth to us!

[–]MuxBoy 0 points1 point ago

I'm not gonna lie, if there was a link attached I probably would of clicked it.

I'm a horrible person.

[–]alahos 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn it, someone already made the Uranus joke!

[–]peg_leg 0 points1 point ago

This is not going to come out well in the end.

[–]EarthMaiden 52 points53 points ago

What type of Milky Way wrapper is that?? All the ones i see are brown with green words!?!

[–]Yummilyspam 23 points24 points ago

An English one, and if my American friend wasn't pulling my leg then our Mars is your Milkyway.

Edit: I realise I am presuming you're from the U.S. - Sorry if you're not.

[–]oO_Wallace_Oo 14 points15 points ago

I can confirm that a US Milkyway is a UK Mars.

The crushing defeat I experienced when biting into a US Milkyway to find caramel and hard nougat instead of the soft fluffly nougat in the UK version :(

[–]one-half 24 points25 points ago

I think a UK Milkyway is a US 3 Musketeers. Isn't there a cheat sheet of these somewhere?

[–]irish711 1 point2 points ago

Then what's a UK 3 Musketeers?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

3 guys with hats, and swords and horses.

[–]imakemisteaks 1 point2 points ago

23 minutes and still no answer? I need to know!!

[–]Keithinator 0 points1 point ago

Part of me daren't comment because I'm not sure whether I'm missing something, but not a thing?

[–]EarthMaiden 6 points7 points ago

US milkyway does not contain hard nougat!!

[–]oO_Wallace_Oo 2 points3 points ago

It's harder and more chewy than the really soft melt in your mouth nougat in the UK version.

[–]Chaytup 4 points5 points ago

Then what's a three musketeers?

[–]siegewolf 2 points3 points ago

Kit Kat. And they come in threes.

[–]XyploatKyrt 21 points22 points ago

I hear in France they don't have Kit Kat, they call it a Chocolate Royale with Wafer.

[–]Yummilyspam 2 points3 points ago

So what's a Mars in the U.S. is it a Milkyway?

Do they taste like ours or is it really sweet like Hersheys?

[–]oO_Wallace_Oo 3 points4 points ago

US Milkyway = UK Mars US 3 Musketeers = UK Milkyway

All the Mars, Inc chocolates pretty much taste the same between UK and US. I can't really remember Hersheys that well, found a place that sold Cadbury's so that covered my standard chocolate needs.

[–]Yummilyspam 8 points9 points ago

Hersheys is horrible but then I suppose it's what you grow up with, my American friend adores it but thinks Cadbury's is horrible. Personally I think she's broken.

[–]perfekt_disguize 2 points3 points ago

she's broken.

Im going to start using the term broken for people who disagree with me, too.

[–]E-Step 0 points1 point ago

Both Cadburys & Hersheys are kind of rank tbh, Hersheys definitely being worse.

Milka or Galaxy are much nicer.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Why would the same company name the same candy different things in different countries? And why would they use the same names but for different products? WHERE IS THE LOGIC!

[–]Snuhmeh 2 points3 points ago

I just did a blind taste test between US Milky Way and French mars bar. They were identical, essentially. I decided I liked the Milky Way better but it was really a toss up.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

This is an answer worthy of /r/askscience!

[–]sgillbee 1 point2 points ago

Tim: What is the filling for a chocolate Mars Bar?

Arthur: What? A European or American Mars Bar?

Tim: I don't know! Aaaaargh!

[–]jormugandr 0 points1 point ago

Mars was discontinued in the the US. It used to be an almond Snickers (which was called Marathon in the UK.)

[–]kiklestein 1 point2 points ago

I felt the same way when biting into a UK milkyway expecting my favorite delicious US milkyway. Then I remembered I love candy in general and enjoyed my 3 musketeers.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

An English one

European, actually. Milky Way looks the same in every country I have visited 'round here.

[–]Yummilyspam 0 points1 point ago

Oh right, sorry about that.

[–]biasedest 1 point2 points ago

I blame the different look on light pollution.

[–]DrubieDaGuru 0 points1 point ago

I saw the thumbnail and said, "Shit, that Milky Way better not be an Almond Joy..." By the way, Almond Joy wrappers (in US) are blue too.

[–]Snoothy 98 points99 points ago

[–]Rimbosity 50 points51 points ago

The punchline of this photo is the source: http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html

This was published by NASA on April Fool's Day, 2005.

[–]gabetron0 16 points17 points ago

"Energy Bar" - That's the worst misspelling of "candy bar" I've ever seen!

[–]jscoppe 13 points14 points ago

Sugar gives you energy.

[–]cultmember 0 points1 point ago

And it taketh away.

[–]jscoppe 0 points1 point ago

One could say the energy it provides is fleeting.

[–]lawanhawizy 17 points18 points ago

[–]TheButterhorse 1 point2 points ago

Coffee and naan. Somebody pop down to the the shop and report back.

[–]Pianotico 10 points11 points ago

It reminds me of how small we are in the universe.

[–]pakron 7 points8 points ago

2400 points for this?? I don't get you, reddit.

[–]LordDerpingtons 6 points7 points ago

Check out the galaxy :3

http://i45.tinypic.com/r2w5mv.jpg

[–]Hmmphrey 1 point2 points ago

Had to scroll down too far for this.

[–]trakam 0 points1 point ago

Spare a thought for me, I'm looking for Twix, see you on the way back up!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Your post is clever but the fact that it was on the default Reddit frontpage makes me want to burn this website to the ground.

[–]mappberg 4 points5 points ago

The crazy part is, I glanced at the thumbnail but my brain made it look to me like an acceptable image based on what I was expecting...trippy...

[–]quintinn 2 points3 points ago

Same here... I was piecing together a weirdly colored sky and part of the rover that took the picture in the frame.

[–]mappberg 2 points3 points ago

yep that's the one. I was wondering why the sky was white.

[–]ellipses1 1 point2 points ago

I was really disappointed.

[–]weeglos 1 point2 points ago

Cross-posting to /r/shittyastronomy

[–]corkysaintclaire 3 points4 points ago

The fact that this made it to the front page combined with the endless inane puns in the comment section is a perfect example of Reddit at its worst.

[–]AcutelyObtuse 0 points1 point ago

Witty comment with the words Snickers and One Hundred Grand mixed cleverly together to make a pun.

[–]MrMadcap 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, Mars Confectionery Company. (The company that makes both Mars, and Milky Way Bars)

[–]Alirya1228 0 points1 point ago

You have a really clean carpet. It looks soft.

[–]Chompzzzzz 3 points4 points ago

This is clever, I'm a fan.

[–]trampus1 31 points32 points ago

You type very well for being a household appliance.

[–]Airazz 5 points6 points ago

I bet he's into heavier music too.

[–]Chompzzzzz 1 point2 points ago

Thank you! I use the energy I generate to power a robot, we're quite the team.

[–]Fapulous420 1 point2 points ago

Can you pick that carpet lint that's on the left side? Then submit another photograph. I have to know it's gone. My brain won't give my the "feeling of completion" until I know it's gone.

[–]Hooo_are_you 0 points1 point ago

Have all my upvotes

[–]Curlaub 1 point2 points ago

Oh the beauty of nature!!!

[–]ldundee -1 points0 points ago

whatchamacallit?

[–]CounterPillow 0 points1 point ago

Smart ass.

[–]anonymousHacker -1 points0 points ago

What next water on mars?

[–]synth22 -1 points0 points ago

Is today literal humor day?

[–]MuxBoy -1 points0 points ago

yes, literally.

[–]filmfiend999 1 point2 points ago

Where did you get a Mars bar?! They seemed to have disappeared here in NY. So depressed.

[–]CharlieSheeny 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me someone purchased these two candy bars for the purpose of posting a clever picture on reddit...

Please!

... If nothing else, lie to me.

[–]ILovePopPunk 0 points1 point ago

Technically we all see the Milky Way, considering we're inside it.

[–]atshering 0 points1 point ago

Damn you Trackerus, that's not what I expected.

[–]alecbenzer 0 points1 point ago

You can't see the Milky Way from Mars any more than from Earth...

[–]leeroys-chiken -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Dr_Sandvich 1 point2 points ago

What a bad picture, you can't even see the Galaxy.

[–]HavidReddit -1 points0 points ago

Haha, good one! :D

[–]s2011 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand how some people think chocolates only 6,000 years old when they see pictures like this.

[–]toolatealreadyfapped 1 point2 points ago

This is like a NSFW link without boobs.

[–]Ryanthewise1 0 points1 point ago

You done got me all excited.

[–]KptKrondog -1 points0 points ago

bunch of Goobers in here

[–]zeroesandones 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes the low hanging fruit is just as sweet.

[–]dagawd123 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck type of bullshit milkyway is that?!?

[–]temptingtime -1 points0 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked this picture.

[–]lazydudedude 0 points1 point ago

Where can you still get mars bars?

[–]techboy48 -1 points0 points ago

Seems legit...

[–]Factitiously_Real 0 points1 point ago

Cue: 2001 A space Odyssey soundtrack

[–]jtjogobonito 0 points1 point ago

OP should note that this is just an artist's rendition

[–]jericon 1 point2 points ago

Thumbnail totally killed this one.

[–]FucklesTheCat -1 points0 points ago

-___-

[–]whiteheadphones -1 points0 points ago

Real Clever

[–]burnso 0 points1 point ago

I call fake! Mars is obviously a part of the Milky Way! Nice try, OP!

[–]DarwinsDrinkingBuddy -1 points0 points ago

I sent this to my mom, and I think I laughed harder, about sending it, than she laughed at the actual picture.

[–]STIPULATE 0 points1 point ago

I hate overly sweet foods but I have mad cravings right now..

[–]gringo1980 0 points1 point ago

This is one of those times when the little photo next to the title gives the joke away :-(

[–]Insanity_Catalyst 1 point2 points ago

They should have sent a poet.

[–]JustCallMeDave 1 point2 points ago

Sent them where? The tape was blank Dr Arroway.

(Nice one btw)

[–]narcolepticpathos 0 points1 point ago

These are candy bars. Not cosmic objects.

[–]faltulosaurusREX -1 points0 points ago

Showed that to wife: "Somehow I always knew that the fabric of the universe was a dirty white shag rug."

I love her.

[–]astazangasta -1 points0 points ago

Here is the real deal, the Martian night sky as seen by the Spirit rover, though no Milky Way images, alas.

EDIT: Here are some more.

[–]Kipras_the_great 0 points1 point ago

Its black and white, the univrse has color

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

There night sky is the Milky Way because that's our galaxy.

[–]Justice__Beaver -1 points0 points ago

What the hell kind of Milky Way is that?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

A real Milky Way.

[–]Slnt666 0 points1 point ago

Wait! Where the hell do you find mars bars?! I haven't seen one in years.

[–]axemonk667 1 point2 points ago

ignoring the fact the Mars is inside the Milky Way

[–]KyleDolan123 0 points1 point ago

Those are funny looking stars

[–]janetplanet 0 points1 point ago

Do you have a high res version i can use for my desktop background?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Here you are -> http://i.imgur.com/r6d6B.jpg This is my first original post. I had no clue this will get off so well :)

[–]janetplanet 0 points1 point ago

Many thanks!

[–]AHaikuForEverything 0 points1 point ago

i'm liking the use

of carpet; negative space

as blinding white sky

[–]xXTheDaymanXx 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen that Milky Way wrapper

[–]Poza 0 points1 point ago

Oh holy shit man. They found water on mars!

http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc_big.jpg

[–]sdkone 0 points1 point ago

ALL carpet!

[–]NadStomper 1 point2 points ago

Mars is in the milky way galaxy so this doesn't make sense.

[–]Parakoto 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny <--- is that way

[–]heyltsben 0 points1 point ago

weird milky way bar, is that a euro version

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yes, too us yours are weird.

[–]bloodjun 1 point2 points ago

i can just see the OP getting this idea, sprinting to the gas station, picking these babies up, taking the picture, uploading it to reddit, and waiting ever-so-patiently for the karma to come flooding in.

[–]Williamsontm -1 points0 points ago

I laughed, that's all that counts

[–]The_FactSphere 0 points1 point ago

That's a weird looking Milky Way. When did they change the package design?

[–]Medi0cre 1 point2 points ago

UK version

[–]nelmaven -1 points0 points ago

Oh you....

[–]redweasel 0 points1 point ago

[–]cr1h -1 points0 points ago

i see what you did there.

[–]seedsofchaos1 1 point2 points ago

This is, perhaps, the worst thing I have ever seen on Reddit.

[–]Tretdog 0 points1 point ago

it's funny because they are candy bars you see

[–]Dogribb -1 points0 points ago

Taken by Astronaut O Henry

[–]eegit -1 points0 points ago

Oh you!

[–]megaqwertification 0 points1 point ago

isn't mars in the milky way galaxy?

[–]heyyou11 0 points1 point ago

Great joke! Even greater if I hadn't seen the thumbnail before clicking.

[–]Dragonslay3r121 0 points1 point ago

FINALLY an unexpected pic with originality! Bravo to you my freind!

[–]Bayshun 0 points1 point ago

Oh you!

[–]GnarlyToaster 0 points1 point ago

Puns like this really make me want to punch off my face because I laugh so hard

[–]experienta 0 points1 point ago

mother of god.

[–]freediverdude 0 points1 point ago

Ha. That's all you're getting. One ha.

[–]Zalamander 0 points1 point ago

Mars is a part of The Milky Way, hense making this analogy broken.

[–]daveed365 0 points1 point ago

Too bad mars is in the milky way . . .

[–]burntsoap 0 points1 point ago

This pun is delicious

[–]DarthJacob 0 points1 point ago

r/candy

[–]epicar 0 points1 point ago

This belongs in /r/spaceporn

[–]terranex 0 points1 point ago

For any confused people, the bars pictures are the UK/Irish MilkyWay and Mars. Our MilkyWays are the same as your 3 Musketeers, and our Mars are the same as your MilkyWays. You have nothing called Mars afaik.

[–]Phroon 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you can totally see inside your house from Mars.

[–]Trackpad94 0 points1 point ago

RES ruined it for me. Oh well, have an upvote. Clever little shit...

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

NEXT!

[–]formerlylurkinlurker 0 points1 point ago

Why is the wrapper blue? The stores here have boring old brown. I want!

[–]tomreece 0 points1 point ago

i've never seen a milky way that looks like that

[–]shamanicspacebum 0 points1 point ago

Really this seems to be actually from high orbit above mars.

[–]billdance_legend -1 points0 points ago

Real. Fucking. Dumb.

[–]redrum3567 0 points1 point ago

Where the hell did you get a mars bars‽‽‽

[–]openequalsheavier 0 points1 point ago

definitely thought this was way funnier than it should be

[–]starjharvey 0 points1 point ago

Pssh...I eat things like this for breakfast.

[–]Snowyjoe 0 points1 point ago

I'm having trouble understanding the difference of /r/funny and /r/pics