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[–]Ellllemnop 1222 points1223 points ago

This reminds me of my nephew.One day we were watching Dora the Explorer.She asked where the mountain was,he looked at me and said "Is she stupid or something, it's right behind her"

[–]SWEETBRO 606 points607 points ago

it's impossible to watch Dora silently, easily the most frustrating thing on tv.

[–]Desinis 681 points682 points ago

"What was your favorite part of the day?"

"The mountain."

"That was fun! My favorite part of the day was the mountain."

"FUCK YOU, DORA!"

[–]ChimpanAToChimpanzee 593 points594 points ago

"What was your favorite part of the day?"

"Well I found the journey from the forest to barn was interesting, but what really captiva-"

"I liked that part, too!"

"FUCK YOU, YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME FINISH!"

[–]JakeThePom 377 points378 points ago

"What was your favorite part of the day?"

"When you took a shit in your backpack."

"I liked that part, too."

[–]ProlapsedPineal 66 points67 points ago

I would watch Dora if you did a MST3K / Rifftrax type commentary that I could listen to during the show.

[–]VCS777 19 points20 points ago

Okay. Now give me your money.

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 24 points25 points ago

Dora's into some kinky shit

[–]Hotrootsoup 262 points263 points ago

IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE MOUNTAIN WAS MY FAVORITE THING OF ALL TIME!

[–]linkybaa 18 points19 points ago

She let me finish all right, she let me finish ಥ_ಥ.

[–]AmoDman 100 points101 points ago

Blue's Clues?

[–]BowsNToes21 378 points379 points ago

Godamnit Steve the fucking clue is right there and you fucking know it is you asshole.

[–]IDUnavailable 309 points310 points ago

Get your shit together Steve.

[–]ffn 222 points223 points ago

Steve, this room literally has 2 things in it, and one of them is usually not there, and has a giant blue pawprint on it. WHERE DO YOU THINK THE CLUE IS?

[–]SteveY8 38 points39 points ago

Are you sure? Could have sworn everything in here is normal.

Where is the clue?

[–]YourDad 129 points130 points ago

Seriously kids, there's just me, the cameraman and this bluescreen. Help me out here. Just once I'd like to get home on time.

[–]LibidinousIntent 15 points16 points ago

Best surprise laugh in thread. Thanks for that.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

Is that your blood?

some of it, yeah

You can't smoke in here.

cough

Go home, take the rest of the day off. Get some clean clothes. Pull yourself together.

[–]Superchair14 17 points18 points ago

I am Steve's inability to locate clues

[–]PookieP987 355 points356 points ago

The morning of my 23rd birthday I got up feeling good, got a nice bowl of cereal and settled in for some morning cartoons. Dora was on, normally I would change the channel immediately but for some reason I decided to let it play, and lucky me it was the birthday episode. So when dora asked "whose birthday is it" I of course had to respond "its my birthday," since its dora though she said this about 5 times and each time I responded out loud, "its my birthday," with the grin on my face growing wider and wider. It was at that moment I realized I would never really be an adult.

[–]AngryEnt 67 points68 points ago

You didnt realize that when you intended on watching cartoons in the first place?

[–]PookieP987 148 points149 points ago

I guess it was like one of those rock bottom moments you hear drug addicts talking about. Except mine involved an animated mexican child and a kleptomaniac fox.

[–]Oxxide 19 points20 points ago

no swiping.

[–]CuriousKumquat 39 points40 points ago

it's impossible to watch Dora silently

Or with a child in general; they get so shitty about it. I was watching an episode with my friend's four-year-old daughter... They were trying to get to some castle to get Christmas presents back or something?

Dora: Which way is it?  Who do we ask to get to the castle?

Me: Your parents!

Kid: (to me) No, the MAP!

Me: Fuck you, I don't watch this show.

Kid: You said a bad word!

I'm amazed that my friends actually let me around their children.

[–]aMajorZero 10 points11 points ago

You'll be referred to as 'Crazy Uncle Kumquat' when they talk to their friends about you in years to come.

[–]braised_diaper_shit 185 points186 points ago

Shittiest. Explorer. Ever.

[–]I_Never_Win 139 points140 points ago

Well Christopher Columbus thought he had made it to India...

[–]Millhopper10 176 points177 points ago

At least Mr. Columbus found something right in front of his face.

[–]Robert_UU_Paulson 121 points122 points ago

Then he rape-murdered the shit out of it.

[–]Skwink 46 points47 points ago

So did Dora, didn't she?

[–]okmkz 73 points74 points ago

Boy, the later episodes are much darker than the early ones I've seen.

[–]MananWho 79 points80 points ago

Columbus: Hey guys, can you help me find where India is?

Me: Go southeast.

Columbus: What's that, you want me to sail west? Let's go!

Me: No, it's the other way!

Columbus: We made it to India!

Me: NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T!

[–]theblacklaser 103 points104 points ago

Worse than Internet Explorer.

[–]mythcaptor 83 points84 points ago

woah, woah, woah, no need to jump to any conclusions...

[–]NeonTrotskyParty 27 points28 points ago

I'm waiting for her to travel to a foreign land and almost kill off the entire indigenous population with smallpox

[–]hinduguru 342 points343 points ago

That's gonna be our president some day.

[–]RoboNinjaPirate 54 points55 points ago

No, then they would be asking for polling data, to see where likely voters would like the mountain to be at.

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points ago

Mountains are just the liberals' way of shoving gay marriage down our throats.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

You know the other day the city was fixing a burst water main and it made me late for work?

Fuckin' liberals and their gay agenda...

[–]nazbot 22 points23 points ago

Dora is congress.

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[–][deleted] 54 points55 points ago

If you haven't watched the College Humor version of Dora, go watch it now - it's great (for those of us who have had to watch the real show) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U

My 5 year old son loves Mr. Noodle (or any other absurd humour like Mr. Bean) - not so much Dora luckily.

[–]newtothelyte 21 points22 points ago

If your nephew is putting sentences together like that, then he's probably too old for the show. He should move up to Diego, I hear the awkward pause is reduced by 1.5 seconds. Its supposed to challenge the kid's brain more.

[–]obillion 201 points202 points ago

i understand why he said what he said. i ended up saying goddamit to mr noodle too. and those kids all sound so condescending. it reminds me of what dave chappelle said about oscar the grouch.

[–]smiling_stranger 107 points108 points ago

Get a job GROUCH!

[–]marrella 216 points217 points ago

BITCH I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN.

[–]smiling_stranger 73 points74 points ago

I always lose it when he says bitch,its so damn perfect.

[–]johnsciarrino 20 points21 points ago

...don't even tell me how to get to Sesame Street. That was a terrible place. I wouldn’t go there if I knew the way.

[–]sitch123 90 points91 points ago

I'M THE POOREST MOTHERFUCKA ON SESAME STREET!

[–]emmmyb 32 points33 points ago

Nobody's helping me!

[–]polerix 16 points17 points ago

he is the 99%

[–]sitch123 3 points4 points ago

"OCCUPY SESAME STREET!" - The Grouch

[–]LaziestManAlive 19 points20 points ago

"GROWN UPS ARE STUPID HAHA"

[–]eyecite 154 points155 points ago

JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH THE BANANA, ELMO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

[–]ConcertFanatic 11 points12 points ago

[–]WarrenHarding 88 points89 points ago

Initially I really doubted how true OP's story was but after watching how fucking retarded Mr. Noodle is I would yell the same damn thing.

[–]6times9is42 7 points8 points ago

Shit Mr Noodle, get it together.

[–]aerynmoo 58 points59 points ago

I think that's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle. The original Mr. Noodle passed away. He was the french prisoner with the mouse in The Green Mile.

[–]mfbaggins 26 points27 points ago

It's actually reversed. The vid is the original Mr. Noodle, and "Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle" is, as you say, the French prisoner in The Green Mile.

Source: I watch a lot of Sesame Street

EDIT: since there is some confusion, here is the cast list. Bill Irwin is the original Mr. Noodle, as seen in the vid. "Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle", named here as "The Other Mr. Noodle", is Michael Jeter.

[–]DesignDecay 24 points25 points ago

WHERE DID THE BANNANA GO MR. NOODLE?!??

[–]Touringcar 21 points22 points ago

All joking and fun aside...

Where did it go?

[–]tpfour 17 points18 points ago

I can just imagine Raffi watching this video and coming across 0:29.

THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT, ELMO.

[–]dazy143 9 points10 points ago

He knows how to use a banana phone apparently.

[–]imperialxcereal 155 points156 points ago

I never understood the rage my friends with kids already had with Mr. Noodle until I had one myself. Fucking hell that guy is incompetent as shit.

[–]AdamBombTV 24 points25 points ago

He was fine until his Wife left him, thats when his life fell to shit.

[–]imperialxcereal 23 points24 points ago

I can see him as being a raging alcoholic. Elmo and the other puppets are hallucinations and the kids helping him are really just the voices of his own children in his head, the kids he will never see again since his wife skipped town.

[–]prettyhelmet 49 points50 points ago

I find myself saying the same thing every time he's on.

[–]Dtrain323i 417 points418 points ago

Looks more like Mr. Noodle frantically trying to clean blood off of himself after murdering a hooker.

[–]CrispyChipz 365 points366 points ago

GODDAMMIT MR. NOODLE NOT AGAIN

[–]zeldafanboy345 37 points38 points ago

"Mr. Noodle, that's not how you destroy evidence!"

[–]nikpappagiorgio 30 points31 points ago

[–]Mitch1410 1623 points1624 points ago

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time

[–]jollyholliday 750 points751 points ago

Fun Fact: There is Mr. Noodle AND there's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.

[–]Mathsciteach 463 points464 points ago

And his sister, Ms. Noodle. They are all flippin' idiots.

[–]dietotaku 98 points99 points ago

which begs the question, why does elmo keep asking them for information? he's like "mr. noodle, how do you brush your teeth?" and mr. noodle pulls out like a floor buffer or some shit, and elmo's like "no, that's not how you brush your teeth!" well if you already know, why do you keep asking this retard?!

[–]timdiggerm 52 points53 points ago

He's not actually asking "How should one ought to brush teeth?", he's asking "Mr Noodle, what particular method, style, etc do you use when brushing teeth?". The segment either follows or precedes (I forget which) a montage of children demonstrating their own personal brushing methods, and Mr. Noodle is being asked to add to the growing collection of tooth brushing methods with his own, unique contribution.

[–]dietotaku 5 points6 points ago

then why tell him he's wrong?

[–]timdiggerm 12 points13 points ago

Well, for two reasons. First, some of his attempts are going to be just plain ineffective for brushing teeth. Maybe they don't even involve teeth. Maybe they're just terrible ideas. Either way, Elmo wants to make sure his friend, Mr. Noodle, is not totally screwing up.

Secondly, because it's funny.

[–]zerounodos 2 points3 points ago

PhD on Sesame Street?

[–]timdiggerm 5 points6 points ago

BS in Computer Science, working on MA in Teaching (Secondary Social Studies)

so...nope.

[–]GonkGeefle 14 points15 points ago

Isn't Elmo asking on behalf of his goldfish Dorothy? That would certainly make it more reasonable.

[–]Rushm00re 243 points244 points ago

Miss Noodle. Looks like Mr. Noodle's father did some jungle lovin.

[–]mowrawn 117 points118 points ago

[–]Rushm00re 146 points147 points ago

Motherofgod... Theres four of them

[–]ryder77 320 points321 points ago

Elmo doesn't know why the Noodle family lives outside his window.

[–]crazyknowscrazy 111 points112 points ago

I love that that's the only description the page gives about the Noodle family.

[–]Rushm00re 127 points128 points ago

Mr. Noodle's other sister, Miss Noodle is the sister of Mr. Noodle, Mr. Noodle's sister, Ms. Noodle and Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.

Noodleception.

[–]supaphly42 113 points114 points ago

I think you mean Noodlecest.

[–]Replies_With_GIFs 21 points22 points ago

[–]homeboy5925 12 points13 points ago

PCP

[–]WolfInTheField 225 points226 points ago

I can just picture Elmo, reading a sunday newspaper with a pipe and reading glasses, then one fine day, getting up in his morning gown, looking out the window, and realizing: there's a bunch of clowns living on my lawn. He never asks why. Nor does he ever go outside. He never finds out why there is a bunch of clowns living outside his window. Elmo doesn't have a fucking clue.

It is what it is, thinks Elmo, and goes on with his life.

You know what, holy shit, Elmo is zen as fuck.

Edit: some corrections

[–]ryder77 66 points67 points ago

Good Guy Elmo allows people crash on his lawn and doesn't question their motives.

[–]RamblinWreckGT 30 points31 points ago

More like Socially Awkward Elmo is too afraid to ask the people crashing on his lawn to leave.

[–]OkonkwoJones 9 points10 points ago

I wonder if that character would have creeped me out as a kid as much as he does now.

[–]Asks_Politely 16 points17 points ago

Probably not, because there really isn't a reason to be. Society just tells you that you should be creeped by it, so you are.

[–]peteyboy100 77 points78 points ago

"All four actors who portray members of the Noodle family are Tony Award winners."

[–]texacer 27 points28 points ago

one dead.

[–]benkenobi5 44 points45 points ago

Micheal Jeter was always my favorite mr noodle... I was sad when he died... bill irwin just creeps me out.

damn... having kids really messes you up...

[–]edgar_jomfru 21 points22 points ago

I felt this way for a long time too, but after a time, I realized that Bill Irwin is more of talent where it comes to clowning around / rubberfaced antics.

[–]pungkrocker 5 points6 points ago

For their noodliness?

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 25 points26 points ago

It's like a whole god damn packet of spaghetti

[–]Scerboss 9 points10 points ago

There's actually a lot more. Sesame Place Amusement Park has an Elmo's World Live Show that features Mr. Noodle's cousin, Mr. Noodle. That was an interesting summer....

[–]dscrimshaw 16 points17 points ago

According to the Muppet Wiki, Kristin Chenoweth is Ms Noodle and Sarah Jones is Miss Noodle.

[–]Huffalicious 11 points12 points ago

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

[–]jollyholliday 5 points6 points ago

Actually, I think there's both...

[–]themoop78 40 points41 points ago

Like Daryl, and his other brother Daryl?

I am quite confident no one here will know what the fuck I'm talking about.

[–]naberz09 27 points28 points ago

It was all a dream...

[–]TheAftermathh 22 points23 points ago

Mr. Noodle used to read Word Up magazine!

[–]youknowit19 18 points19 points ago

Bert n Ernie, & Big B up in the limousine.

[–]bytemovies 18 points19 points ago

Hangin pictures on my wall, every Saturday Sesame Street, Mr. Noodle, Kermie Frog

[–]AMathmagician 12 points13 points ago

Darryl and Darryl didn't talk much, but they sure were helpful around the hotel.

[–]not_trappedinreddit 9 points10 points ago

Calm down, Larry.

[–]Cartersdaddy 77 points78 points ago

Reminds me of "Meet my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell." Did I just date myself?

[–]TerdVader 37 points38 points ago

Yeah, you must be awesome years old.

[–]Cartersdaddy 4 points5 points ago

Why, thank you!! :-)

[–]Osiris32 5 points6 points ago

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[–]wartodas 12 points13 points ago

Actually, if you look it up, it's Mr. Noodle and Mr. Noodle's brother, Mister Noodle.

[–]danweber 36 points37 points ago

Funner fact: the guy who plays Mister Noodle was the serial killer "Nate Haskell" on CSI:.

It was great sport to say "Mister Noodle, that's not how you stab someone in the kidney!"

[–]fubuvsfitch 64 points65 points ago

Would have been much funnier had op not used the punch line in the headline. Damnit.

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 36 points37 points ago

Goddammit Mr. OP!

[–]Sabotage101 18 points19 points ago

What!? You actually remember the title of an imgur link after you click it?

[–]IsSuchAThingPossible 317 points318 points ago

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

[–]MrTravesty 77 points78 points ago

I don't think that's the Mr.Noodle he was talking about.

[–]unclejimmy 54 points55 points ago

I read through this person's comment history, I shouldn't have.

[–]swagcat 22 points23 points ago

That was a good twist at the end

[–]this-color-is-blue 9 points10 points ago

Shhh

[–]HipHoppin 162 points163 points ago

All of my wat

[–]grammar_connoisseur 87 points88 points ago

Angkor Wat

[–]Verco 30 points31 points ago

Has been built by the Romans. The production has been converted to 20 gold!

[–]tejaswiy 25 points26 points ago

Too much civ v?

[–]jessebk 17 points18 points ago

There's no such thing as too much Civ V.

[–]tragicallyohio 4 points5 points ago

Good god this is so off topic but I have you RES-tagged as 'GOT A VAGINA HUG FROM HIS MOTHER"

[–]geek_loser 67 points68 points ago

Is such a thing possible?

[–]tgarnett 50 points51 points ago

[–]Period-Chopsticks[S] 71 points72 points ago

Dafuq I just read?

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 24 points25 points ago

History in the making.

[–]Anathema47 62 points63 points ago

Shit Mr. Noodle, get it together.

[–]jlongc 30 points31 points ago

proof that sesame street is entertaining at any age

[–]SnappyTofu 400 points401 points ago

7 straight days of non-stop Reddit at my summer job and nothing has made me burst out laughing and look like an idiot. Until now.

[–]hinduguru 244 points245 points ago

Whenever someone fucks up..."GODDAMNIT MR. NOODLE"

[–]thenshesays 154 points155 points ago

Shall it replace "Shit Tyrone, Get It Together!" ?

[–]hinduguru 108 points109 points ago

Let's give Tyrone a break till school starts

[–]TheDanSandwich 177 points178 points ago

Nice try, Tyrone.

[–]Footballvike81 4 points5 points ago

This is my new go-to phrase. I can't stop smiling at how great this post is.

[–]antonehenry 5 points6 points ago

I know, I'm still giggling.

[–]ndevito1 12 points13 points ago

I agree. This did it for me.

[–]FriesWithThat 78 points79 points ago

We owe Mr Noodle a debt of gratitude for teaching an entire generation of children not to grow up to be mimes.

[–]ToadShortage 53 points54 points ago

My son watches Sesame Street, and this Mr. Noodle guy is a piece of work. The guy can't even work a banana. I've told my wife that I hope this guy doesn't live on his own because he would probably die of dehydration due to pouring water out the window instead of drinking it.

[–][deleted] 418 points419 points ago

Holy shit I'm in tears at my desk. This is amazing.

[–]JohnnyMcDoodle 232 points233 points ago

I'm not totally sure why this is SO funny, but I can't stop giggling at my seat. It hurts a little to breathe

[–][deleted] 233 points234 points ago

I'm imagining a middle aged white male, possibly a trucker, sitting on the edge of the bed eating a breakfast sandwich and drinking a travel container of coffee in his underwear watching Sesame Street because...what else is there to do? Then he finishes his food, scratches his bald spot and realizes what he's watching and yells out "GODDAMMIT MR. NOODLE!" before going to take a shower.

[–]Kiassen 179 points180 points ago

"COME ON, DORA! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE MAP! DON'T ASK ME!"

[–]gweeterman 56 points57 points ago

I imagined it as Rob Riggle for some reason, read it in his voice.

[–]peepspers 12 points13 points ago

Thank you. You just made it 10x funnier.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

See, I'm imagining it slightly differently.

There's this balding 40-something year old Italian looking white guy wearing nothing but stained white tank top and boxer shorts; grumpy as hell to most people who pass him. But every night, he returns home with childish glee to sit too close to the television and watch sesame street, participating like a 4 year old would with the games and other parts of the show.

Edit: Facepalm, I just reread yours and now it seems we're actually imagining something damn similar.

[–]keeboz 5 points6 points ago

You bastard, I just lost it after reading your imagining of it. I'm at work. Time to go hide in the library.

[–]PinguinoLindo 215 points216 points ago

Unfortunately, he wasn't talking about "Sesame Street."

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 25 points26 points ago

I knew he was talking about pasta.

[–]Lord_Von_Fappington 40 points41 points ago

I've been that guy at home while watching it with my daughter. My favourite part is, after the bumbling idiot is done, Elmo talks to his fish (yes, his real goldfish named Dorothy) and says "Dorothy wants to ask somebody else!"

That goldfish displays some very good sense by not trusting what that fucking moron Mr. Noodle does, if you ask me.

[–]pibroch 26 points27 points ago

No, because then they ask a goddamn baby. And the baby never has anything worthwhile to say either!

[–]Mathsciteach 19 points20 points ago

But the baby is cute and often grabs Elmo's eye or nose which I find amusing.

[–]Evedean1 39 points40 points ago

Nice Panty profile pic.

[–]zabandija 12 points13 points ago

Came here to say that, loved that anime!

[–]wtf_shroom 42 points43 points ago

I can understand the frustration.

[–]narcoleptic_insomnia 22 points23 points ago

I imagine this is what the man's motel room looked like afterwards...

[–]SorryIreddit 13 points14 points ago

After 50+ seasons...still one of the best shows on tv. I watched it when I was my kids age. They will be 3 next Sunday and think the Noodles' are crazy funny. Elmo is pretty down too.

[–]THE_GOATLOVER 14 points15 points ago

I read that line in David Puddy's voice.

[–]Asdayasman 22 points23 points ago

Loving the Anarchy Panty avatar.

[–]ArianFosterThePeople 17 points18 points ago

Like watching Blue's Clues. NO STEVE, I SAID CLUE YOU FUCK, NOT SHOE! TURN THE FUCK AROUND!

[–]TRB1783 10 points11 points ago

I want Big Bird to come out of hiding and take his show back in a bloody coup. While riding Snufalupagus, if at all possible.

[–]vheissu417 8 points9 points ago

reminds me of peter's neighbor in office space. fuckin a

[–]boojieboy 6 points7 points ago

Mr. Noodle was/is one of the best things about Sesame Street. Michael Jeter and Bill Irwin are geniuses of physical comedy.

[–]random_digital 23 points24 points ago

Mr. Noodle is most kids first introduction to trolling.

[–]beeper917 10 points11 points ago

Sometimes I wonder why I read the entire comment thread

[–]2brun4u 5 points6 points ago

This is true Gold, a hearty laugh from me

[–]AdaAstra 4 points5 points ago

I've been in a fit of giggles for the last 20 minutes after reading this.

[–]Sparklebutt69 9 points10 points ago

Then you realized there was no t.v. in his room...

[–]epatti0914 14 points15 points ago

Laughing in the middle of lecture. I just picture this man with a scruffy voice sitting on the edge of his bed, eyes glued to the screen. Guess it doesn't matter how old you are, Mr. Noodle will always piss you off.

[–]rmg22893 9 points10 points ago

Scruffy can't stand Mr. Noodle. Ain't worth Scruffy's valuable time.

[–]freakylol 16 points17 points ago

I get the feeling this is the yelling guy. http://i.imgur.com/N1Bvd.jpg

[–]jack104 2 points3 points ago

I have a friend whose mannerisms would produce this kind of a response and I read the "GD Mr. Noodle" part in his voice in my head. I can't stop laughing.

[–]beanswiggin 45 points46 points ago

If this doesn't make the front page, I quit.

[–]Period-Chopsticks[S] 63 points64 points ago

I hope so, as this is my first post

[–]FartPoopRobot_PhD 82 points83 points ago

Congratulations on Front Page on your first post!

I hate you so much.

[–]redpoemage 12 points13 points ago

It's there already :P

[–]yeropinionman 22 points23 points ago

Excellent post, and thank you. Now for the annoying part: could you kindly not put the punchline in the title next time?

[–]Soniccyanide 7 points8 points ago

Mr.Noodle ruined it again

[–]interrobang__ 7 points8 points ago

I work at a hotel that caters to truckers and the like. All I can picture is the biggest, burliest truckers yelling at a TV, and I can't stop laughing.

[–]Zmo64 26 points27 points ago

I laughed too much at this, haha

[–]NotaMethAddict 27 points28 points ago

Who is deciding how much you should laugh at something!?

[–]astro_nerd 80 points81 points ago

r/pyongyang

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[–]ordinaryrendition 7 points8 points ago

That's clever, but you're still banned from /r/pyongyang