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Everyday I'm cephalin' (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 238 points239 points ago

Needs more top hat.

[–]barely_regal 19 points20 points ago

He appears to be late for some kind of underwater cotillion.

[–]IsSuchAThingPossible 31 points32 points ago

Now this is a tale of how the way in which i live my life was utterly turned upon its ear, so I would fain request a moment of your time, please stay in your seat, and I will recount the tale of how I was elected as the Prince of Bell Aire. In the settlement of Philielphia, I was born. Playing hoop and stick is how I would pass the time as a child. I was relaxing peacefully, presenting myself as an upright gentleman, when quite to my dismay a band of ruffians began to wreck havoc upon my humble neighborhood. I was engaged in one small dual with these chaps and my mother was filled with fear, and henceforth decreed that I was to take new residence with my Aunt and Uncle in settlement of Bell Aire. I arranged for a carriage and as it arrived I noted the horses were branded with the word "FRESH" and a pair of playing dice were strung up over the mirror. If I could make any further comments, I would remark that the carriage had a foul stench. However, I choose to ignore it and exclaimed "Sally forth to Bell Aire!" I arrived at the home of my relatives between the hours of seventh and eight o' clock and said to the carriage drive "I shall smell your stench at a later date, my good man." I surveyed my glorious kingdom, for I had finally arrived, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bell Aire.

[–]thefurnace 7 points8 points ago

It's possible.

[–]oppandadardar[!] 4 points5 points ago

This one has got to be your best one so far.

[–]msmith93 7 points8 points ago

10/10 would read again.

[–]poryphria 1 point2 points ago

...That was beautiful.

[–]Bfyah 2 points3 points ago

Gold, just gold

[–]andyjelliott 0 points1 point ago

what? no IPOD?

[–]432 3 points4 points ago

Did you make this yourself?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]432 3 points4 points ago

I want my penis inside you.

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

Did you just assume it's a girl? Unless...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm spoken for, but the compliment is appreciated!

[–]JuiceboxSC2 -1 points0 points ago

I'd love to see a caption in the GIF that said "Haters Gonna Hate."

[–]edichez -1 points0 points ago

Just commenting so I can save this comment later (on ipod).

[–]x2501x 0 points1 point ago

This gif was actually the inspiration for this image I made...

http://imgur.com/O5Usg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The original gif or my alteration to it?

[–]x2501x 1 point2 points ago

Actually it might have even been the video from which the gif was made, I saw it a while ago. But I liked your variation so I wanted to share mine specifically with you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the kind words, good sir. I enjoyed your musically-predisposed octopus.

In fact, making the gif made me realise that octopuses, in general, are pretty cool.

[–]Malex_Wolf 90 points91 points ago

"Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop..."

[–]ijusthad_chex 12 points13 points ago

why not

[–]Cayotic 10 points11 points ago

zoidberg?

[–]foxh8er 4 points5 points ago

Zoidberg > Skrillex

[–]attaxx 8 points9 points ago

anything > Skrillex

[–]Mad_Physicist 5 points6 points ago

Skrillex == Skrillex

[–]VictorVogel 0 points1 point ago

true

[–]Mad_Physicist -1 points0 points ago

return 0;

[–]immafiremylaser 35 points36 points ago

I was honestly surprised no one did this already.

[–]Dwyguy 2 points3 points ago

It fits surprisingly well

[–]MMGAV89 1 point2 points ago

you need more upvotes

[–]flyingturdmonster 0 points1 point ago

There are not enough upvotes on the internet to adequately praise you, sir.

[–]honestysrevival 0 points1 point ago

I just shared this with basically everyone I know.

Thank you.

So much.

[–]WeveGoneNuclear 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, easily the best thing I've seen all week.

[–]thrin 1 point2 points ago

Why not Rick Ross?

[–]ProjectD13X 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Es98O.gif

[–]bunglejerry 41 points42 points ago

The depths we'll plumb for a worthy pun.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]breckinshire 20 points21 points ago

You guys octo stop making these awful puns.

[–]emmittsith 19 points20 points ago

Ink him to a contract.

[–]smartbomb314 15 points16 points ago

Oh, I'm such a sucker for pun threads.

[–]Eating_A_Sandwich 11 points12 points ago

I'm in wave too deep over my head

[–]commondenomigator 5 points6 points ago

Clam you guys just stop already?

[–]DHK83 9 points10 points ago

I had an inkling there might be a few octopus puns in the comments. Never mind, I'm a sucker for a good pun.

[–]asacopoo 7 points8 points ago

A genus post indeed

[–]radhack 5 points6 points ago

You have great class sir. (yay science puns)

[–]ihavethediabeetus 5 points6 points ago

not to be that guy.... but cephalopoda is a class, not a genus.

/themoreyouknow

[–]PARSLEYsage -1 points0 points ago

because plumb is Latin for lead and seafood are notorious saturated with toxic heavy metals?

[–]stone500 7 points8 points ago

I believe this is a mimic octopus. It's a pretty awesome octopus that mimics other animals as a form of defense.

[–]kfactors 28 points29 points ago

Heh. It's funny because octopi are in the phylum of cephalopods.

[–]TheBlackHive 40 points41 points ago

*class. The phylum is molluska.

[–]DudeBroBrahBossChief 38 points39 points ago

SCIENCE BURN

[–]snoop_squirrel 11 points12 points ago

More like science rapid exothermic reaction!!!

[–]Descriptivista -1 points0 points ago

Exothermic reactions are just a theory.

[–]eyecite 5 points6 points ago

Your mom's a theory.

[–]snoop_squirrel 1 point2 points ago

Is the leaning tower of Pisa just a theory?

[–]Mad_Physicist 0 points1 point ago

Well, have YOU seen it?

[–]blore40 4 points5 points ago

Octopi are a class act.

[–]SvenHudson 1 point2 points ago

Octopus comes from Greek, not Latin. The proper plural is "octopodes". Pronounced "ok-top-o-dees".

[–]Mad_Physicist 0 points1 point ago

There are three correct ways to refer to three or more octopuses. One, of course, is octopuses, then octopi, then octopodes.

There are also three correct ways to refer to two octopuses; octopuses, octopi and octopode.

[–]Dukelicious 0 points1 point ago

It would be much simpler if an even numbers of octopus were called octopuses, multiples of 3 were called octopi, and any amount that fit neither or both were called octopodes.

[–]blore40 0 points1 point ago

TIL.

[–]2curious 1 point2 points ago

Octopuses.

[–]Shmowzowzow 1 point2 points ago

Only if you are British?

[–]SvenHudson 0 points1 point ago

Right. Like I said: "proper".

[–]Shmowzowzow 0 points1 point ago

Touché.

[–]The-Dudemeister 0 points1 point ago

Yes we all saw that video.

[–]SvenHudson 7 points8 points ago

*Class

[–]Sparkyyy 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/PckUy.gif

[–]snoop_squirrel 2 points3 points ago

It only wants to kiss you with its beak.

[–]iamiamwhoami 1 point2 points ago

We all know where that leads. http://i.imgur.com/QLXw3.jpg

[–]JewelzJade 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say I thought that one was better. Thumbs up!

[–]Flexappeal 3 points4 points ago

There is a copious amount of upvotes to be had for the person that adds "Like I give a fuck" to this gif in meme font, but make it show up in blocks to match his "steps". So the first 'step', "LIKE" shows up, then "I GIVE" then "A FUCK" and then he's off the screen.

Yes I thought about this in depth because I don't know how to do it myself.

[–]BeachNWhale 5 points6 points ago

For some reason i laughed for quite a long time at this.

[–]chazmotic 2 points3 points ago

Those things creep me out. Especially since they are cannibals.

[–]greenyellowbird 3 points4 points ago

Octopuses are awesome.

[–]AwkwardTurtIe 0 points1 point ago

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=493

edit: arg I forgot to say stuff and things. I was going to say something witty about you being T rex.

[–]brosephalapod 5 points6 points ago

Fellow cephalopod. mah nigga

[–]grimpoteuthis 0 points1 point ago

Mah nigga indeed.

[–]honestysrevival 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaand I have new favorite username.

[–]brosephalapod 0 points1 point ago

:D awww shucks!

[–]domo-loves-yoshi 0 points1 point ago

NOPE, it was funny though.

[–]soulknight56 2 points3 points ago

Haters gonna hate!

[–]Brew-Beard 2 points3 points ago

http://www.gifbin.com/986680

[–]belseat 2 points3 points ago

TIL that octopuses are trying to mimic a coconut as camouflage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphioctopus_marginatus

watching the british show QI is great

[–]YesAsInGenghis 2 points3 points ago

YESSSSS! Octopuses are my favorite and they don't get enough love on reddit.

[–]draw_art 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DoWdHOtlrk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]ikma 0 points1 point ago

womp womp womp womp WOOP WOOP dump.

WOOP-A-WOOP-WIBBY-dump-womp-a-womp.

[–]mopman12 0 points1 point ago

I hope he wasn't late for the frenzy.

[–]cunt_stamp 0 points1 point ago

I really hope this .gif was sped up.

[–]mynameisjona 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrRTDMvkDnE

[–]theviewfrom5Terre -1 points0 points ago

Fabulous!!

[–]awk_topus 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could come up with a statement to utilize my relevant username... Damn.

[–]Riskae 1 point2 points ago

Everyday I'm cephalin'

[–]knowses 0 points1 point ago

It is disquising itself as a coconut being carried along the bottom by the current to avoid detection by predators.

[–]BMWprickIguess 1 point2 points ago

Finally, a post that made me LMFAO at work.

[–]cathemeral 0 points1 point ago

Everday I'm Jefferson!

[–]SeaMenOnTheRocks 1 point2 points ago

here ya go

[–]jtablerd 1 point2 points ago

Awesome, finally something that made me laugh in /r/funny it's been years...

[–]turkoid 0 points1 point ago

Bravo Sir, You made me laugh. You have my upvote.

[–]SiON42X 0 points1 point ago

The timing of each loop is perfect for the beat of the song.

[–]CmndrSalamander 0 points1 point ago

wat.

[–]purebishop 0 points1 point ago

*every day

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB DOO BLUB...

[–]Writing0nTheWalls 1 point2 points ago

I could watch this all day

...maybe I will

[–]redscream 1 point2 points ago

Brilliant title.

[–]killerado 1 point2 points ago

"woop wooop woop woop"

[–]gerb993 -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for showing an old gif while using the top comment on the old post as your title. Uber original.

[–]tri_wine 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe I laughed at this.

[–]Deadrocks 0 points1 point ago

I just seem him: "Like I give a fuck."

[–]zoso33 1 point2 points ago

I am disappointed in all of these gif+music matchups...

This is the only music that should compliment this fine gif

*Thank you, Drakewood

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

/r/squidsgonewild

[–]rampant_calvinism 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that exists.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yes it does. Also /r/whalebait

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons -1 points0 points ago

Everyday I'm repostin'

[–]Roxxis 0 points1 point ago

this has "haters gunna hate.gif" written all over it

[–]ZapRowsdower14 0 points1 point ago

The Crysis 3 graphics seem to be somewhat of a letdown

[–]goosebbd 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for making my wife and I belly laugh for the first time today. Love the title.

[–]triv94 0 points1 point ago

Google 'Cephalin'

Phosphatidylethanolamine

[–]Tataev 0 points1 point ago

OP, your username makes me uneasy.

[–]bearses 0 points1 point ago

need to reference something? why not zoidberg?

[–]Kantforall 0 points1 point ago

Well played good sir!

[–]Dukelicious 0 points1 point ago

Pieuvre Armement?

[–]Mesocyclone 0 points1 point ago

I laughed at this harder than I probably should have :)

[–]marij4393 0 points1 point ago

can someone put "haters gonna hate" on this for me?

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

Octodad?

[–]rampant_calvinism 0 points1 point ago

Go 'Pods!

[–]lrtrimmer 0 points1 point ago

http://static.tumblr.com/bm7cgai/J1ym0smni/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there-_clean_-l.png

[–]tacolollipop 0 points1 point ago

All I could see.

[–]sporvath -2 points-1 points ago

Wouldn't it look better with the tittle flashing in the gif?

[–]AfricaByToto 0 points1 point ago

I totally agree, I was kind of hoping someone would do it in the comments :(

[–]Mileskitsune -2 points-1 points ago

repost ermergerd reperst!...

TIL that the ermergerd for repost and rapist are the same :|

[–]Mezinka -1 points0 points ago

I was expectin' to see at least one Squidbillies reference

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